王大刀：我想在他坟头旋转跳跃，从徐志胜的全家照看到了他的一生！丨《脱口秀和Ta的朋友们 第二季》 STAND-UP COMEDY2
Hi, everyone. I’m Wang Dadao. I’ve been a very cautious person since I was little. I’m very cautious. When I was a kid , I would walk alone on the street and see if there’s anyone following me. If I feel someone is following me, I’d walk very fast , right?
Everyone walks very fast. If I find that he’s walking very fast, and I don’t want him to think I’m scared, then I’d always run into some perverts since I was little. Sometimes I wonder if it’s my problem, so I asked my friend if she’d ever run into a pervert. She thought about it for a moment and said she hadn’t this year. Then I’d think of one I’d met a long time ago when I was in college. One year in college, I was walking alone on the pedestrian street outside the school. An old man in his sixties or seventies rode a bicycle from the 1980s towards me. His head was particularly bald. At that time, the blue light of the Construction Bank and the red light of the clothes shop next to the Construction Bank were shining on his head. As he moved overhead , I thought a police car was approaching. He began to slowly approach me. When there was only half a meter between us, he began to draw a circle with his bike with me as the center . I was walking forward and sending a message to my friend saying that there was a pervert who was drawing a circle with me as the center, but the circle he drew was too round and I couldn’t see his profile and the back of his head the whole time. His face was facing me. I was a moving center of the circle , but the radius of each circle he drew remained the same . I thought he was riding a π . After circling a few times, he finally spoke. He finally spoke. He was staring at my place and said, “Look, friends, don’t worry. ” I didn’t show it to him. I wanted to see it. His words were too concise and his tone was too arrogant. He didn’t use a questioning tone . Could he take a look? He didn’t use a subject. Could I take a look? May I (Can I) Look, he only used two words to make my emotions so complicated. I couldn’t show fear or panic and let him think he was harassing me. He succeeded and I had to be more concise than him . So at that time he said, ” Look at me, I said, ” and he thought I was hard of hearing . He said again , “Look at me, I said , ” and he said, “Look at me, I said,” and he said, “Look at me, I said,” and he said, “Look at me, I said,” and we sang a cappella for just a few rounds. He probably felt that he couldn’t watch it today, so he rode away and disappeared into the twilight. At that time, my legs were so weak from fear that I walked back to school alone. Then my friend asked me , “Wang Dadao, how did you resolve the influence of this perverted old man on you over the years?” I wanted to say that there was no influence, and she said, “Then why are you riding your bike and drawing circles now ?” Sometimes I wait for someone on the side of the road alone, and I ride my bike and draw circles. Do you know what I want to do now? When I was 19, I met this perverted old man. I felt that he walked too easily . He didn’t even get off his bike the whole time . I thought that if I traveled back to 10 years ago and met him again, I would not let him walk so easily. Suppose I met him again , he would ride his bike and start to draw a circle with me as the center , staring at me and saying “look”, expecting my fear and panic. I looked to the right. You two were confused, right? The old man was also illogical . Then I started to move and I started to dance. He stopped riding his bike and looked at me. He had never seen a woman like me. He was scared and thought I was sick. He fled the scene in a panic on his bike. I saw that he didn’t give any response, so I chased him with a beaming face. Then I started to circle him with him as the center. Then I would smile and say to him , “The The show must go on (show must go on) You know I met this pervert when I was 19 years old I am 29 now It’s been 10 years I think of him often I often feel that I haven’t really defeated this old man because no matter what I do I can’t go back to 19 and really shoot him or give him a slap or something But my friend said that after 10 years he should have died I think I will go to his grave and see him on his grave I will spin and jump he will close his eyes and then I will stare at his grave for a long time and then I will ask him if he is still watching Thank you everyone I am Wang Dadao handsome awesome Wang Dadao’s ticket lock countdown applause again I am the only one who didn’t take a photo It’s OK Thank you It’s OK (It’s okay) Thank you for understanding. In the last round, we all knew that she was one of the most amazing contestants , and her style is also highly personalized. In fact, from the beginning of the last show, your performance was more like a monologue in a stage play rather than a talk show as we traditionally understand it. But I think the talk show format is eclectic. You try to express a shadow encountered in adolescence that has never been in your heart, but you interpret it in such a strange and somewhat “psychotic” way. It is a very touching and profound performance. The only reason I didn’t shoot it is that I felt that the density of comedy was not enough for the density of jokes. When I listened to the first half of Da Dao today, I actually laughed quite hard but when I heard the second half, my smile disappeared because I felt more after listening to this story . After listening to it, I felt that I wanted to give you a hug. Of course, I feel that this hug is not only what I want to give you, but maybe it is also what you give me. I guess it may be because we are upset that we did not protect ourselves well at that time . I remember that time when the cyberbullying was the worst, and there were also some media that came to ask me what I thought about it. Then they said directly to your face the things you didn’t want to hear. I said, “My reaction to you is actually that you are saying what you said, because you don’t want the other person to see your fear and panic, so I seem to be maintaining a sense of decency. I said that it might be a form of entertainment , but after many years, I feel very upset with myself. I was thinking, Li Yuchun, what are you talking about? You actually said that this is entertainment and no one will cyberbully. It’s not entertainment, okay? How could you say that at that time ? I think you think you are extremely bad to yourself. So when she was between 19 and 29 years old, she would always think of this old man’s face and wonder why she went crazy in the later part and wanted to circle, he wanted revenge, what he wanted was because she always I think if I could go back to that time, I might be able to handle it better , maybe I would be braver , or I would be able to protect myself better. I don’t know if you feel the same way, but when I heard your jokes, I felt that you must be stronger at the age of 29 than you were at the age of 19, so I think you gave me a lot of strength . Thank you . I think my response at that time was pretty good, I think, but I probably just wanted to hit him hard. I just wanted to hit him hard because I was fed up with this kind of sudden thing where I couldn’t collect evidence in time, which made me very angry. This is a very special talk show performance . Usually , for example, when I think a good one, I laugh very happily. After watching this part, my heart beats much faster than usual. You put me in a documentary-like oppression throughout the whole process. It’s a complete documentary , and it’s the kind of documentary shot by all the cameras on the street without any cuts or filters. It’s shot from beginning to end. The oppression is too strong, but this is a very good talk show material. You have such good expression . You help many girls say what we may want to say but dare not say. But you are lacking a point , which I cannot find now. I think you must be able to think of how to release all the fear, anger and the words that we have wanted to say but have not said for so many years when the pressure is the strongest and we are in such a difficult situation. Then the whole audience must be blown up at that time. I think this is the only thing missing. But other than that, I think this is a very good but very different performance. Thank you, Teacher Lu Yu . I like Da Dao very much . It lets everyone know that actresses can really express any topic they want to say on stage. And the cool thing about Da Dao today is that she only talked about the incident of being harassed. She said that she walked at night. On the road , I would inexplicably look back to see if there was anyone behind me. This is a common trait of every woman. She is very brave. I think on the one hand, on the emotional level, I still want to beat the old man hard in my heart. I don’t know where he is now, what he is doing, and I don’t know how many people he said the word “look” to . Because what he actually said was followed by some body parts omitted. . I have had it when I was a child. I was very young. I was about 24 (years old) at the time. I was sexually harassed before and I called the police once. It was a man in the village who came to my house as a guest. I was very young at that time , and he put me on his legs. Then he touched my breasts. I felt uncomfortable with that behavior, but I didn’t know what kind of behavior it was. I actually dropped out of kindergarten . On the way home from school, I met an old man who suddenly ran up to me, hugged me, kissed and pinched my butt. I cried every day and went home. That’s why I shaved my head. When I was in college, I was attacked on the bus by someone. My first reaction was that the person pulled the bracelet. He was on my left side, and I thought he didn’t pull it tight. The last time I met such a person, he used a very new method , which was AirDrop. On the subway, he sent a naked photo of his lower body. I was on the subway when I felt someone rubbing against me from behind. At that moment I understood why people say online that if someone touches you, you should hit him or shout at him. I couldn’t do it. At that moment I froze. I was scared and didn’t dare to move . I didn’t dare to move at all. When I reached the next stop , I ran out. I didn’t even dare to look back to see who that person was. At first, there was a person who appeared as a friend , a friend of a friend. He kept harassing me. I blocked him, and he changed his phone number to harass me. In the end, he even sent me some Is it worth calling the police? And I also like the ending (of my joke). There is a movie called “Memories of Murder”. When this movie was filmed, the murderer had not been caught yet. The director asked the protagonist who was investigating the case to stare at the camera for a long time. In fact, he was staring at the murderer because he thought that the murderer might also buy a ticket to come. Watching this movie, I want to stare at him for a long time. Then I want to ask him, ” Are you still watching? ” Well , let’s see whether the number of votes she gets after Dadao’s performance can allow her to advance directly. Please see that the other party’s microphone grabbing mode needs to be turned on. The shield group turns on the microphone grabbing mode. According to our rules, because no one in the shield group grabs the microphone , we must activate our fate box to catch the ball. I am more nervous , yes, more nervous. Come on, Dadao , just draw it directly. Except for you, everyone on the scene can see who you draw. It’s great to watch the fun. No one mind making trouble. Come on, Dadao, no one responds. It’s all based on fate. It’s okay . Throw it again. Just come on, who is this like an annual meeting ? Who is it? Zhisheng, come on! Zhisheng, come on, brother, this is great. This is great. The actor who is going to appear next has been in and out of the entertainment industry, but today he chose to return to his roots. Applause, welcome Xu Zhisheng. How come the two of them are so happy ? They are having a great time. Hello, everyone. I am Zhisheng. I still have to talk about the talk show. Whenever there is such cheering and applause from the audience outside, I will only be curious and ask who is coming out next . What makes me happier than returning to the talk show is that I will return to our village for the Chinese New Year. This year during the Chinese New Year, I don’t know who uploaded the video of our whole family to the Internet because I look very much like my grandfather , my father and my brother. Then netizens said that my whole family shares the same face and that they saw my whole life in the video , that is, my father. Now when I go out, people often say that you look like Xu Zhisheng. Indeed, many people went to my house to take pictures during the Chinese New Year , and many elderly people went there every day. Have you ever seen illegitimate fans in their sixties or seventies? They are really very different from young illegitimate fans. They may really eat at your house , and they have watched me grow up. In their eyes, I am a cultivated artist, and they have all my black history in their hands , talking about it over and over again. Zhisheng, do you remember whose corn you stole? Do you remember whose glass you broke? I said, do you remember we talked about it once last year? Then people in my village are paying special attention to my information now , but they sometimes don’t understand it. There was a period of time before that the Internet said that I was the ideal boyfriend. I don’t know how it spread in our village. Later, it became that I had a lot of girlfriends outside . My grandmother was very anxious and called me to say that there would be no such person in our Xu family , so I should quickly cut off all ties with them . I said, grandma , just cut off the Internet in the village. Then we in Shandong have to kowtow to every household during the New Year because in the past, there would be some photos of the elderly displayed . In the past, we would kowtow to the elderly with their photos , but now they don’t display photos anymore. They have started playing TV. I was still there kowtowing, and he had already turned on the TV. My talk show is playing and it ‘s still there. Is this you? It should be you. The key is that my talk show video not only has me in it , it also cuts to other people’s shots. Have you ever kowtowed to Zhang Shaogang ? I kowtowed three times and then Teacher Zhang said thank you Zhisheng for the wonderful performance. There were also people who brought their children there and said, “Hurry up and let the big star hug you , let the big star hug you.” They didn’t let me hug them before because they said whoever hugs too much will easily look like that person. I used to be angry but now I understand. It’s not that the time has not come yet . Our teacher also brought students to visit there. I told the students, “Look, this brother can be on the talk show because he studies hard . That was the most positive talk show I thought. He even asked me for an autograph and I was anxious. I told you that when I was a kid I imitated my dad’s signature, but you didn’t want it either , but I was still very happy. After I went back, I found the graduation photo and posted it on WeChat Moments saying that he was my beloved disciple. I quickly commented on him and said, “Teacher, the graduation photo you posted is of my brother. What’s the most outrageous thing? ” Someone also came to my house to perform for me. A big brother who sang on a short video platform came to my house and sang a song “Hero Song” for me , and then wanted to worship me as his teacher. I said, “Big brother, did you misunderstand me? I just left joy in the world, but I’m really not Liu Huan.” He was still there and asked me if I could take him to the Spring Festival Gala. I said, “To be honest, your teacher can’t go on now either. We in Shandong often drink during the New Year.” I know how to drink. And if you have been to Shandong, you will find that Shandong is not best at drinking, but persuading people to drink. That is all moral kidnapping. Now I go there and say , I just say I won’t drink today. He said , “Okay , you are a big star now, how can you drink with us?” I said, “Then let’s have a drink, okay?” He said, “Okay, you are a big star now , and you can have a drink with us , which means you look up to us.” Sometimes I am even dragged to accompany the drinking. The key is that I don’t know how to persuade people to drink. I can only say, “Do you look down on me, a big star?” Okay, let’s stop here. I am the big star of our village, Xu Zhisheng . The countdown to Xu Zhisheng’s ticket lock. Let’s give a round of applause to Zhisheng again . I think today’s I really like the performance . Thank you, teacher. I hope that whatever happens will happen without having to think so much. Isn’t this the most important truth I want to understand this year ? It’s to be funny, because just be a happy self, and the premise is to be brave to be yourself , just speak out. I hope you will become braver and happier. Okay, here I come. Thank you, teacher Zhisheng. I especially agree with what you said. Let’s talk about our lives, right?
Then we should dig into life seriously, yes , it’s actually quite valuable , yes, that’s the only one, and that’s the ultimate value. It’s so right, Teacher Zhang . I kowtowed to you, it’s so great . His skill is like this. Even when he is at his worst, he can instantly bring us into a joyful atmosphere. This is his skill. Just like some super bands, they can still be better than more than 90% of the Huaer bands after they mess up an album. That’s not the case. So Zhisheng must be at this level. Moreover, among all the contestants , I have some very good personal relationships. But no matter who it is, when his performance is not the best, I will have more or less psychological burden if I don’t clap the lights. Only Zhisheng has no psychological burden if I don’t clap the lights. This is based on deep trust and respect. During the Chinese New Year this year, our village cut to your shot and kowtowed there. The last paragraph was a very successful moral kidnapping . It’s okay . Chunchun, I want to ask you a personal question first , because today Zhisheng shared his story about returning to his hometown after becoming famous. Right, when you returned to your hometown after becoming famous, was there any grand ceremony? It’s not just in my hometown that there is grand ceremony. Li Yuchun herself is a grand ceremony wherever she goes . Right , because my competition is in Changsha, so they feel like they are family members. For example , sometimes when I was at the airport, I remember once I met a bunch of aunties on the corridor bridge , and they didn’t think you were a singer or anything else at all. They thought you were just a child next to them , and they would run over, touch your face , and say Chunchun, you are so white , and it felt like a very family member. Yes , Zhisheng may have completed that part of his inner journey, and he is no longer entangled or painful, and just enjoys the stage to the fullest. And just now, I felt that I actually didn’t know how other people would present their words, but just now anyway, we laughed very happily. And there is another thing , actually, if someone on the stage , a star, says on the stage that he is going home to visit his relatives, it actually feels a little bit subtle and strange, but when Zhisheng says it, you will feel that he is particularly sincere. It is easy to dislike it if you don’t handle it well.
Yes , he is particularly sincere. Another thing that he has become particularly good is that he used to be easy to raise his voice very high, and then it gets higher and higher. I don’t know whether the talk show “Screaming Donkey” will be good or not. I am getting better and better. Even if the talk show is not good , I may win the Golden Rooster Award soon. I have thought of the lyrics . My success is inseparable from the talk show . Leaving “Screaming Donkey” , but it is gone now. Did you do any kind of training? Zhisheng, no. To be honest, one of the things that bothered me last year was that I had a lot of psychological burden on the stage . But this year, I have less psychological burden. I just want to be able to show it to the audience on this stage. Because the card I gave to the audience also said that we will meet again this summer, so I thought that since we are meeting , let’s meet happily. We don’t want the audience to see you standing on this stage with a burden. I think any burden should not be shared with the audience on this stage. You should only share happiness. Okay, thank you, Zhisheng, for coming . After Zhisheng’s performance, Dadao returned to the stage again. Our fate is too scary. I feel like I’m going to draw you. Right, let ‘s go. Now what are the ratios of the two people ? How come these two people Zhisheng Xu Zhisheng 267 (votes) enter the next round bye