28岁还算不算年轻？豆汁连二环都走不出去，所以它是濒危美食！丨《脱口秀和Ta的朋友们 第二季》 STAND-UP COMEDY2
Hello everyone, my name is Sun Shuheng , and I am 28 years old this year . What is it like to be 28 years old? I wonder if there are friends like me who are 27, 28, and 29 years old. Thank you for these three ages. You are still young, but you are not that young. Your youth is limited. Your youth has come to an end. Do you understand? Is 28 years old considered young? Definitely young, but the youth of 28 years old is not the same as the youth of 18 years old. Now when someone asks me how old I am, I say I am 28 years old, and he says he is still very young. You can clearly feel that this is a polite remark . There is no hatred in his eyes . You know I am 18 years old. When someone asks me how old I am, I say I am 18, and they say you are so young. I am afraid of losing my identity as a young person. I watch short videos for 10 hours a day , but I still don’t know what some internet terms mean, and I have to look them up. Have you ever looked up what internet terms mean? (Yes) You are done. You start to learn how young people talk, but it is useless to learn . The older you are, the fewer internet terms you can use. For example , when the family is speechless, I can only use them for three months at most. Then I can use something like Zundu Fakedu , which I have never used before. Then I can use something like I am a milk dragon, I am ashamed. Oh my god, how can I say it? In what kind of context can these words be said ? When he was young, what did he feel like when he was 28? You are not new. Do you understand if you are not new? You are not bad, but you are not good either. You are not new. I remember when I was new, when I was 18, when those Internet terms just came out , I felt that kind of fashion sense when I gushed out those Internet terms. I felt that kind of newness . Is it true? Is it true? My youth is back, and I am shedding the tears of the times. And 28 is not the age you live to be 28. 18 is the age you live to be 18. 28 (years old) is when you suddenly find out one day that you are 28 years old. 28 is not the age of 21, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. It ‘s not that. It’s 21, 28 (years old). The other day I watched a TV show and a guy said he was 25. I thought I should call him brother. 28 is that feeling, you know? You don’t know how to live. In fact, I didn’t know how to live since I was 25. It’s like when you’re 28 or 29, you do one thing, which is waiting for the arrival of 30. No one gives you life advice. I feel the same embarrassment. Friends who are 34 should also have the same embarrassment because they will be looking for a job next year. I am just anxious about age, but I know that some of you who are in your 30s or 40s or older will say that you are still anxious about your age. When you reach our age, you will know what anxiety is and why you are so anxious. Do you understand? Every age has its own anxiety . Friends in their 30s and 40s are used to the fact that they are not young. You know, we just encountered it and we are not very used to it. Many things that have been with you all the time are suddenly lost one day and you can’t find them anymore. You have no energy. When the energy is gone, you have no energy to chase it. And the adrenaline is gone and your metabolism is gone . You just lost these things and you are not very used to it. But three My forty-year-old friend didn’t seem to care about it at all. We were drinking and he said, “It’s okay if you lose anything . Your liver doesn’t care. ” Why do people say that middle-aged people are greasy? Middle-aged people are greasy because they can’t metabolize it . Do you understand ? He ate that bowl of noodles with scallion oil at the age of 28, and he still hadn’t metabolized it when he was 36. It couldn’t be metabolized anymore. Do you understand this feeling? When you reach my age, you will know that many experiences are different. Dating is not as good as when you were 20 or 22. At that time , dating was pure love . When you were 20 or 22, dating was pure hormones and pure impulse . The fire pagoda suppresses the river monster. They just love. Love me without considering any consequences. To be honest, dating at the age of 22 is similar to dating at the age of 76 , right? You don’t have to consider anything like getting married, having children, buying a house or a car. You don’t have the ability to do that . The words you say are the same. Where is your ex? Simmer it over low heat . Love was too intense. I can’t do it now . When you are 28 years old, you have to start living together . You have to accommodate each other and tolerate each other. You have to provide emotional value. You have to lift the toilet lid. You have to cook brown sugar water because you know for sure that you are good at caring at your age. Your only advantage in the marriage market is that your brain works faster than I can’t keep up with the speed of this technological society. Can you understand that? I remember it was not like this when I was 20. When I was 20, my brain could produce sparks. I felt that technology was developing too slowly. I felt that technology was a bit difficult . When I first entered this society , the mobile Internet was booming. These things had just come out at that time. I was thinking at that time what kind of drastic changes would technology bring to this society ? Online car-hailing, legal black cars, Mobike, OFO (shared bicycles), one can’t be ridden, the other can’t be ridden, right? At that time, I felt that technology was developing too slowly. It’s not the case now . Now I beg technology not to develop. I’m really tired. I don’t have any use for brain-computer interface or AI (artificial intelligence). I can’t even open the trunk when I take a taxi. I took a taxi on a business trip with a lot of luggage. There are 10,000 ways to open the trunk . Some require knocking twice, some are sensory, and some have a button . Every time I have to play finger-guessing with the trunk. I asked how I could open it. If I couldn’t open it, I ran to the front of the car to ask the driver. I don’t know why the drivers of those special express cars are never willing to roll down the windows or get out of the car to help you open it. They have to shout at you through the glass . You can’t figure it out in 2025. Is there such a way of communication? I finally put my luggage on the train and walked to the door, but the door wouldn’t open, so I had to play finger-guessing games with it. I said, “You are really the one who made me think that technology is just playing finger-guessing games, my friends. The induction faucet in the mall , and you finally got on the train . You are prone to motion sickness when you take that kind of train. You don’t get motion sickness when you take a gasoline train, but you do when you take a train, right? Do you know why you get motion sickness? Because you are old, and you understand that feeling. You don’t do anything, you just sit here and feel sick of technology. Thank you everyone , I am Shuheng, thank you for coming. It’s so cool. This ending is great, right? Sun Shuheng, ticket lock channel Let’s start by giving another round of applause to Sun Shuheng. When Sun Shuheng got it back, I was actually very conflicted . I thought that if you were not used to this stage in the second show and messed up again, I would have prepared a lot of vicious words to satirize you . But today’s performance, whether it was the creativity and innovation of the text , the performance , or the tone, everything was impeccable. I’m proud of you . Thank you, Mr. Luo , Shuheng. Do you think there is a change in your state between this round and the last round? Yes , because everyone had high expectations of me in the last round. Actually, I am not very good at surviving in high expectations . I have never accepted such an environment or social environment. He i (introverted type) and then he kept saying that he i (introverted type) in the last episode. He has a very low sense of worthiness, but I think both performances were very good , very good , really good. Is he ? You know , he must believe in himself, because where you are is heaven. Then when he came on, I was a little worried because he kept i (introverted type) saying that you can’t let him explode, but the punchline is hard and Sun Shuheng has that unique sense of blooming . In the front, he twisted it a little and then exploded with a bang. That moment, he already received a lot of cheers. I think you have your own absolutely no Don’t care about these things when you start. Just act yourself well. Thank you. The main reason I clapped the lights was because I was old enough. Many of the jokes he talked about were not jokes to me. They were some real pain points. It was like when I was about 28 years old , I was really working after that job. In fact, I had been working every day and it didn’t seem like there was any problem. But suddenly when you were 27 or 28 years old, you don’t know which nerve or antenna suddenly started to do this. Every integer would start
to make you think that it seemed that I had nothing in my life except some memories of work. I couldn’t be like this. I felt that life was too boring to recall like this , so I wanted to change. Then the song I wrote at that time , “If We Don’t Go Crazy, We’ll Get Old”, was all about age, right? Mr. Luo is only 53 years old. Only 53 (years old). It would be inappropriate for me not to say anything because I am 55 (years old), two years older than him. But I never think that there can be complete empathy and understanding between generations. But I can empathize with his part very much because the 28 years old he talked about is not a biological age. 28 years old is not a specific age. For everyone You will definitely feel it at a certain point in your life . He feels it at this moment. I feel like my body is starting to age. The problem is not the key. The key is that life is very unreasonable. I gave my youth, but you didn’t give me the same return . Yes, this may be a point that many people are particularly anxious about , so this is what I think is particularly good about his part . A 55-year-old or 53-year-old like me can completely empathize with a 28-year-old. Yes, it is a very cool performance, and it is perfect. Thank you. Let’s see if Sun Shuheng can advance directly after his performance, because our laughter group gave 40 full votes. Sun Shuheng was not able to advance directly , which means that the spear group will now send someone out to challenge. Start the countdown to grab the microphone, Shuheng, your choice is Zhang Jun, right? Okay, everyone is familiar with Jun Ge. Because of the performance, he travels thousands of miles and tastes delicacies from all over the world . So today he especially wants to talk to you about his understanding of food . Applause, welcome Zhang Jun, come on, Jun is so handsome, Jun , everyone, I am Zhang Jun ‘s friend on the second floor. How are you? Hello, in recent years, people are paying more and more attention to diet. Then a few days ago, I saw two people in a star-chasing post who were always persuading each other to eat something good. It can be opened immediately. I also like to eat something good. Every time I go to a place for a performance, I will try some local specialties , that is, the kind of dishes that are only available in the local area and not available in other places. But I have a very complicated mentality. On the one hand, I am very curious , but on the other hand, I am very afraid. I think if a dish is very delicious in the general sense, it will definitely spread, and then spread to big cities like Shanghai , and then become pre-prepared dishes , but at least it can spread. So if this dish is only available locally , I will feel that , for example, a few years ago when I first came to Shanghai, I found that this place can eat dishes from almost all parts of the world, except West Lake Vinegar Fish . There is no West Lake Vinegar Fish in Shanghai. West Lake Vinegar Fish may have spread there that year and spread back the next day. Free shipping in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai is fast . I don’t know why it is definitely not Hangzhou, which is too far from Shanghai, because in Shanghai you can eat Xinjiang cuisine , Yunnan cuisine , Shenzhen cuisine , that is, Hainan coconut chicken, Singapore cuisine , Hainan chicken rice . There is something about Hainan . I landed in Haikou a few days ago and opened Dianping. It ranked first. Northeast cuisine and dishes from all over the world are flying everywhere. West Lake Vinegar Fish, wait and see. You can’t drink a cup of soy milk in Shanghai, not even a drop . They have to fly from Ethiopia for more than ten hours to transport coffee beans to Shanghai. The Beijing -Shanghai high-speed rail No one has delivered a cup of douzhi to you for an hour . What are you afraid of? Will the douzhi be smelly after it is delivered? Of course, if you really deliver it, you will be complained about on the way. My family members also took a smelly train on the high-speed rail. It is very interesting. Some of my friends in Beijing told me that the best douzhi in Beijing is only available in the alleys of the Second Ring Road, and it is not available anywhere else. Listen to what they said. It is only available in the alleys of the Second Ring Road. There are other places that cannot even get out of the Second Ring Road. Beijingers from the Third Ring Road went to the Second Ring Road to taste the douzhi and stayed there. I suspect that before Beijing, there were actually only so many rings behind the Second Ring Road because the douzhi could not be spread out, and then other Beijingers did not leave. Then I Last year, I went to New Zealand for a performance and tried New Zealand food. It wasn’t very delicious. They said that New Zealand was a British colony before , so New Zealand food is basically British food. I said, I know British food is terrible, but I didn’t expect it to be so terrible that it had to be colonized by imperialism to force others to eat it. Your food is too terrible. Do you need to use a gun for your mouth ? Just use some bean paste and it will be done. If you taste good, you don’t need colonization. Because the food we ate in New Zealand that time was Sichuan food . No Sichuan people went out to colonize. No Sichuan people went out to hold the hot pot. I counted to three because 7 seconds would make them old. In fact, I suspect that the British don’t like British food at all because they often go out to colonize. They don’t seem to be looking for anything else. They just want to go out and eat something good. They all wrote that they wanted to eat some oriental food , so there was a big rice character on the national flag. He wrote that he wanted to eat this. Of course, I think that even if you can’t spread it, you can still spread it as long as you maintain your own characteristics. I watched a documentary before. He said that I went to this place to visit an endangered food. What is that? There is no endangered food. Food will not be endangered. Endangered food. The last time I saw such a contradictory phrase was in “旺铺招租”. Why is this okay ? This is a paragraph that I personally like very much. It ‘s like this, even if you don’t laugh at the scene and you take a shower at night, there are no endangered delicacies. Delicious food will not be endangered. No one is shouting on the street to save Peking duck. No one eats Peking duck anymore. Today, everyone in China is banned from eating Peking duck. There will be people on the street the next day. I have a batch of fresh Peking ducks here. Let’s find a small alley to roll it up. How about you don’t say anything? I’m a policeman . Arrested a group of duck-making gangs and seized a batch of duck slices. This is when the hair dryer is used to blow your hair. There are no endangered delicacies, but you banned everyone in China from eating West Lake vinegar fish today. OK , I have no problem. You banned West Lake vinegar fish. West Lake vinegar and that fish They will all thank you . Thank you for not using West Lake vinegar fish. If you have characteristics, you will not be endangered. Because douzhi is still there, it is very special . It is particularly hard to drink , so it has two groups of audiences. The first group is the authentic Beijing grandpas and aunts. They account for a very small part of the total population. They are very niche. They are even more niche than those who play death heavy metal. The other group is tourists like me. How bad can douzhi be ? How hard can it be to bring a cup to a friend ? Of course, I didn’t succeed in bringing it on the high-speed rail. It ‘s not because someone complained . It was when I went through security that he asked me to take a sip. You have to have some characteristics, right? Even if it is douzhi, it is at least healthy. It can reduce internal heat. What is it? It is healthy. You can’t… It’s unpalatable and unhealthy, right? Junk food tastes bad, so it’s junk. You have to have some characteristics, right? This is what the director team told me this year, Jun, you have to have some characteristics, right? You can’t always tell those observation jokes so calmly. You know you can’t wait until others go back to take a shower to laugh. Why not? Because we have to vote on the spot. We don’t vote in the shower. You have to explode on the spot. You have to explode. You have to know that the audience likes to see explosions. You have to get emotional. I say that explosions are not healthy either . Eat less explosions and have a more balanced diet. I’m really annoyed by those who explode. Every time they explode, I get a headache. After they explode, I’m now an anti-explosion talk show. Thank you, everyone. I’m Zhang Jun. Thank you. This couple is so good. It ‘s a bit suspenseful. It ‘s quite good. Zhang Jun’s ticket lock channel is open. Applause to Zhang Jun. Why is Zhang Jun so obsessed with West Lake vinegar fish and soy milk? He is very special, you know? I think you are very special , so others will be curious about you. I found that this round is completely different from the previous round. It is finally a bit unhealthy and weird . Because Zhang Jun has always been a very strange contestant in my mind. Many years ago, when he first came on stage, you thought this person was very handsome and cool , and he also had that kind of nonchalant and rogue spirit. He was also from an educated family and almost studied for a doctorate but gave up. It was very strange. He was terrible in every performance. You always have expectations of him. He was a bit Versailles bragging just now. He hinted that he used to speak in a more advanced way, and everyone would laugh when they got home. I didn’t. I did n’t laugh at all when I was taking a shower , but it was very strange. Others are also handsome guys. That Zihao, he was terrible in every performance. When he was terrible in every performance back then, you had no expectations in your heart. He also seemed to have suddenly been reborn last year , and it seemed that all his meridians were opened, and then I was particularly in awe of you. You are the one I have always been . It’s still a pity. I’ve never given up on you psychologically, but I tell you that Mr. Luo Yonghao is the rapper. Are you too harsh in your words ? You are just rotten. What can I do with you ? It’s not that good today. I want to stand up. It’s really good this time. It ‘s especially good. Thank you. Everything is good . It’s just how I imagined Zhang Jun . The emotional state, the performance , the fit between the performance and the content, the tricky angle, all of it. At this moment, don’t you feel that the kind of nonchalant energy is quite suitable for this content ? Everything is right. He is so handsome. Why was he very handsome before ? He was not so handsome. We don’t like handsome guys with bad performances. Yes , but once he performs, everything is right. The original image, temperament, and those badass handsome things all come out. I am full of expectations. I am very happy, especially happy. Congratulations to Zhang Jun. I feel like it’s finally blossoming. Because every time Zhang Jun actually plays a topic and an angle , it is actually very powerful. It is because of that angle , but it’s almost something . No one thinks this way . He is the only one who thinks this way. Later I found that he is the only one who thinks this way. Chunchun, how do you feel ? Let’s talk about West Lake Vinegar Fish. Does everyone dislike West Lake Vinegar Fish? It’s okay for me. Do you like it? Why? I think it’s OK. I can. And I have a particularly good impression of West Lake vinegar fish. When I was a child, there was a movie with West Lake vinegar fish, so I have a lot of it. Although I haven’t eaten it much , I have a lot of fantasies about the movie “Satisfied or Not” , a black-and-white movie. So you just don’t care about the reaction of your tongue, right? It seems that I have always thought it is very good after that association , but in fact I don’t seem to have eaten it too many times. But I think it’s OK. I eat it every time I go to Hangzhou. Really? Really , you are from a province with a lot of gourmet food, so how can you like it ? But what else does Hangzhou have ? Swearing idols and singers are on the hot search, let’s not talk about it like that. Hangzhou also has the unparalleled beauty of West Lake . It’s not the West Lake and Hangzhou’s dishes, which are West Lake vinegar fish , Longjing shrimps by Daming Lake, Longjing shrimps are OK, but West Lake is indeed lighter in Hangzhou , it is indeed lighter. What else do you think is the gourmet food? There are fried shrimps with oil. Fried shrimps with oil, that’s a lot . What else can everyone tell me the name of the dish ? Fried shrimps with oil is not a Shanghai dish. McDonald’s does have McDonald’s for West Lake . Hangzhou does have McDonald’s, right ? Don’t force yourself. I have lived in Hangzhou for two years. For you, it is live broadcasting there, it must be It is a well-known Chinese food depression. People in Hangzhou admit it, so we don’t need to force it . Yan Du Xian is very good. That’s from Shanghai, right? It’s from Shanghai. Sorry, Jiangsu and Zhejiang . Then in Hangzhou cuisine , as a Chinese food depression, Hangzhou, this West Lake vinegar fish is also a pearl in the depression. It’s true. You really like to eat it, right? It’s so low. What’s wrong with this oh ? What does oh mean? Someone likes a dish. What do you mean oh? What respect ? No, I’m wondering why it can be passed down. It’s because there are still people like Teacher Chunchun. Otherwise, it should be extinct. No
, there is also because it represents a kind of affluent life to me when I was a child. When I was a child, I watched a movie and there was a very fat lady, a rich lady. She asked, “What do you want to order?” She said, “I want to order a West Lake vinegar fish.” She said that if I eat alone, one is not enough, but two are not enough. ” I said she was very rich, so in my impression, it represents a kind of affluent life. The fat lady is the same as eating instant noodles. One cup is not enough, two cups are too much, right, that’s what I mean . Okay , let’s end the topic about West Lake vinegar fish. Otherwise, what are we talking about? Is n’t this what we are talking about at this party? Now I want to ask Chunchun about her attitude towards Zhang Jun’s performance style and text. When I watched it last time, I actually liked Zhang Jun’s style. I have been trying to summarize that style. It is a Q -version cartoon-style performance because he has some expressions , some pauses , and some squats. I even think that he is a bit like “Sesame Street” in my eyes sometimes , so I feel particularly familiar . In fact, the topic of food is not easy to talk about because food is a very individual experience. I think it is good when I like it . Then I am afraid that others will say that the food is unpalatable. It’s like when foreigners come to China and say that you eat chicken feet and preserved eggs. It feels very scary , but it is easy to say it like that, but he said It’s very equal . I laugh at everything equally. Everything I don’t like is what I like. I think that feeling is very good and full of humor . It’s true that it feels like he has suddenly changed. Congratulations to Zhang Jun . Thank you for finding the energy. It’s great. Thank you, Mr. Haiyuan. As a screenwriter, I think Zhang Jun’s state today is very suitable for us to discuss creation. Because their texts are very special in my eyes . Many actors perform from emotions , but these two don’t. They rely purely on what they write and their texts to convey their ideas. He even has a very niche and tiny emotion and idea , and he wants to use these It is actually very difficult to infect and convince you with something. For example, when we write some memes, it may be a bit like shooting, that is, you may hit the first ring, the second ring , and some of your memes may hit the ninth ring, the tenth ring . When you hit it, the audience will laugh, but the meaning of the audience’s laughter may be different. Sometimes we may dislike homophonic puns a little bit. In Li Dan’s words , it is easier to hit the first ring, the second ring, but a good meme will go beyond the second ring . So I like their texts very much. In my eyes, they are the eighth ring, the ninth ring, and the tenth ring. But I see that more and more audiences, including our laughter friends, are appreciating such texts . I am actually very happy with such a performance. Thank you very much . What a coincidence. The text and the special performance style did not expect that the two people would really match each other. Then Shuheng returned to the stage. After Sun Shuheng and Zhang Jun finished their performances, let’s take a look at the votes given by the Laughter Friends Group. They were tied. The votes for Sun Shuheng and Zhang Jun were mysterious. I actually don’t care what the result is at this moment because after the performance, I made an eye contact with Sun Shuheng , and then I said “OK” and he said “OK” , and then we were both very happy. This is the best result. The difference is very close. First of all, congratulations to Sun Shuheng for advancing with 276 votes. Thank you. The difference is eight points. Zhang Jun also scored very well with 268 votes. We have to wait a little.