第5期上： 呼兰大国手开启矛与盾之争！|【脱口秀和Ta的朋友们 第二季】 #脱口秀和Ta的朋友们第二季 #Stand-up Comedy2
The program is now in the second stage. We have a theme talk show in the second round. Is it your spear or your shield? Those sitting in the upper row are in the spear camp, and those sitting in the lower row are in the shield camp. I have nothing to say, it’s all in this light. Women in this The status in the world is completely different. For me, talk show is more like a spear . It is a spear that uses the microphone as a spear to pierce the absurd places in life. I hope that one day I can shoot it out like a bow and arrow . It is a spear that I use to question myself and the world. Am I sincere? Am I funny? Are my jokes meaningful? It is not sharp, but I think it can penetrate deep. In my imagination, it can penetrate the earth. It is my shield. It is my tortoise shell. It is a shrinking shell that is safe and can cover me completely. Humor protects the body and protects myself. A smiling face and a shield , using a smile to perfectly resist the harm. That beam on the stage Light is the shape of this shield. When you enjoy the stage, you will forget a lot of things. My shield is made up of laughter and applause from the audience . (Like) Transformers transforming. I use it to resist all the pain ahead. Hello, everyone. Welcome to the second season of “Talk Show and His Friends” sponsored by Meituan Flash Purchase. Welcome everyone . The program is now in the second stage. In the first round, we eliminated 17 groups of contestants , but there are still 42 groups left to continue to accompany everyone. As you know, the first round was recorded for two consecutive days. The program was recorded until 3 a.m. every day. At my age, I am over 50, which is really a huge test . At this time, I woke up after a good sleep and got up in the middle of the night. You really don’t know that watching talk shows for more than ten hours a day is terrifying and will make you die of laughter. To be honest, 59 groups of actors are indeed too many, right ? The audience will be very tired of watching it. But as for the actors, if you don’t want them, you are afraid that the other program will want them, which is also a good thing . But since the two programs have been launched, the actors have been very popular and both sides have grabbed them. I once thought that if both programs came to find me, which one should I go to? I was very conflicted because both sides are good friends and have a very good relationship. After my repeated thinking, fortunately , the other side did not come to find me. Or they are sensible and don’t make it difficult for me, right? (Yes) Moreover, in this situation, some netizens said that they didn’t want to watch this show when they saw that the host was Zhang Shaogang. There is no need to not want to watch it because I missed so many excellent actors, right? Let’s make an assumption. Suppose you invite a very handsome host. Then I would like to ask, handsomeness can indeed attract people, but is too handsome too attention-grabbing? Even when the actors are performing, you can’t help but secretly look at the host . In the end, the audience doesn’t know whether they are here to see the actors or the host, but when I am here, you know you are here to see the actors , right? Why invite me is to let all the audience friends Their focus is all on the actors performing. How much have I sacrificed for you? Some people don’t appreciate it after they become famous. When I said this, they were still having a small party in the back and laughing. So, my friends , don’t treat me as a host. Just treat me as a tool. In this program, when I say tool, do you need to nod so hard? Friends , my function in this program is to cue, cue, process, talk about the competition system , recite , and take on some work that no one is willing to take on. For example, actors often ask me , “Teacher Zhang, I don’t know how to start the script. Can I scold you?” I said, “Don’t you know how to start? ” So I tell you, it’s useful for you to mention me in this program. So when I tell you, I don’t know how to start, to be honest, it’s useful for you to mention yourself . In addition, there are audiences in this program who say that they don’t want me to say so much on the stage . Do you think I want to say that as long as the four teachers of the Laughter Friends Group are willing to start the performance, do I need to keep talking here for a long time and still be disliked? The four of them were just standing here carrying heavy burdens in those quiet years, right? And when I am talking here, I have to comfort myself. At the same time, there are sarcastic laughs on my right . I know everyone wants to see the four teachers of the Laughter Friends Group, right? (Yes) For example, (Li Yuchun) (Da Zhangwei) (Lu Yu) (Luo Yonghao) (Teacher Luo) Everyone, do you know that I am just asking a question? Can you really call out the names of these four people without mentioning me? This is really hurtful, friends, so I won’t say anything. Okay, but I will tell you something now, which is a little bit of bad news. I will be the opening act for the entire next season. Okay , Teacher Luo , you still have to control the overall situation here , right? You have to have a global perspective . Don’t be afraid of just joking. Don’t take it seriously. I am just a tool. The production crew often uses PUA (mind control). I say you are important. If I were 30 years younger, I might believe it . But I know that I am actually not important at all. I don’t even have the right to clap. When I am talking here, I will be interrupted and someone will laugh. It doesn’t matter how much I say, no one cares about me . I know very well that there is someone who cares about me, and that is Meituan Flash Purchase. It cares not only about me, but also about the needs of every user. Open Meituan and click on Flash Purchase. Good goods will be in hand in 30 minutes. Whoever cares about me, I care about them. Thank you, everyone. I am a tool. Zhang Shaogang. At the same time, let us once again put the warm Applause to Zhang Wei, Luo Yonghao, Li Yuchun and Lu Yu from the Laughing Friends Group. Welcome. I want to ask Chun Chun a question because Chun Chun originally said that she would accompany us for a while but now she has to accompany us for a whole season. I am so happy. I think first of all, the last time I came to record the first stage , I felt that my spiritual world was greatly satisfied. I also felt that the meal was very rich. This was the most direct feeling. After I went back, I was actually thinking about some of the jokes in this segment for many days . This year, I feel that the styles of all the talk show actors are very diverse and different. It is unknown who will win the championship in the end. I really want to accompany everyone this summer and wait for this moment. Warm applause again to welcome Chun Chun, the great teacher. You are so awesome. Last time I said that we would give your Laughing Friends Group a name. Now it’s Chun Chun. That’s great and I am so happy. For example, you didn’t know us before because we are LLD , which means Lu Yu, Luo Yonghao and me. We are LLD , which means cheerleaders. Then when Chun Chun comes, we are also LLDC DC. How about Deng Chao, called LL Deng Chao is here. Can we call the cheerleaders? We hope that our talk show can last longer and longer . Changchun will always be spring . Then we would like to welcome the representatives of the screenwriters who have been accompanying all the actors and bringing endless vitality to the entire creation . Boyang Haiyuan Niao Niao Sandi welcomes the four . Sitting behind them are the managers of talk show clubs from all over the country. Welcome everyone. Then on the second floor are the representatives who love talk shows from all over the country. Welcome you. We have a theme for the second round of the talk show. Is it your spear or your shield? Under this theme, because there are 42 groups left , the 42 groups of actors will make their choices . Those sitting in the upper row are in the spear camp, and those sitting in the lower row are in the shield camp. Great master, why did you choose the spear camp? You are A very peaceful person. I think who would choose a shield and use talk show as your shield ? It’s too fragile. Without the shield, the industry will be gone. Right. And I think people can’t use external things as their shields . I use talk show as a spear. I am the shield myself. It ‘s very good . Guangzhi , why did you choose talk show as your shield? I didn’t quite understand what the national master teacher said just now. I think from the perspective of creation, maybe we, as shield players, are rarely dissatisfied with the world. Others may not like us and cause us some harm, so we fight back. But I think this spear and shield are not so absolute . It may be that friends who choose spears also have a very soft side in their hearts . You can hear that our shields speak warmly and cowardly , that is, they are anti- I just hope that everyone can support every friend equally. Thank you, everyone . Hello, four friends in the laughter group. Do you think it is your spear or shield? Actually, before I came here, I thought it should be a shield because I think my personality and the things I like, including the way of expression, seem to be more passive, so it is more like a shield. Later, when I was watching them, when they told some sharp jokes and sharp opinions, I found that I seemed to have some rebound shield state. So I think there are some sharp moments like this. Anyway , I think talk show should be a spear because the hair removal effect is very good, isn’t it? Then , I personally think that shield is definitely possible because it can It can make people more sensitive to happiness and more insensitive to sadness, right? Then today I hope that all my friends with spears can explode, and all my friends with shields can be awesome , and all of them are great. So now I will introduce to you the rules of the second stage. Now the spear camp is 20 groups, and the shield camp is 22 groups . The camp with more people will perform first. During the performance, friends on the scene can clap their lights at any time. If the number of votes is greater than or equal to 290, then this friend will be directly promoted. If it is less than 290 , the number of votes will not be announced for the time being, and the microphone grabbing will be opened . The actors in the other camp who have not yet appeared can grab the microphone at any time. If there is more than one person grabbing the microphone, it will enter the counter-selection. If no one challenges, they will be removed from the other camp. A person will be randomly selected to compete with him. After the PK is over, the friend with higher votes will advance, while the friend with lower votes will be on hold. If two people have the same votes and both have more than 200 votes, they will both advance. If both sides have less than or equal to 200 votes , both sides will be on hold. The camp of the actor who wins this round of PK will continue to send actors to perform. If the players of one camp finish the competition in advance , we will start the ranking competition . All the remaining players who have not performed will take turns to perform in order to compete for the qualification to enter the next stage. There are 42 groups of players and 30 qualification places in this stage . The 12 with the lowest votes will bid farewell to this stage after this round. After all the performances are over , whichever camp has more actors advancing will win. The actors of the winning camp will have priority in the next stage. Our first one should be the shield camp. The order of appearance of this camp has been determined by themselves. The first actor to perform is his main He took on the task of opening the show. The load-bearing wall of the talk show, Captain Hulan Shield (Hulan) , was a little explosive, right ? He calmed the place, right? He calmed the place. Hello, everyone, I am Hulan. I feel a little old recently. Have you seen that? My name has appeared on the proposed invitation list of “Brothers Who Make Waves”. This is the good thing about the talk show audience. You can see that brother in the list . There are many big names like Lu Han and others in the list . Once they are put on the list, they say it is impossible for them to go. Fans and audiences say don’t go. Our brother won’t go. When you tell the talk show audience, the talk show audience is very happy. Our brother has been promoted . I am 36 this year. It is my zodiac year. When you talk about the zodiac year, you will talk about it with those people with a particularly poor sense of humor. They say that you can’t tell that you are 60. Now many people do n’t talk about the zodiac year anymore. They talk about the zodiac. Do you know the zodiac? It is the most favorite one in the entertainment industry. The most favorite one is called the zodiac. People often ask me that my zodiac is the king. He Di, what is your natal star? I said that my natal star is the snake, and it should be Bai Suzhen’s favorite. This is called natal star , and the second and third favorites are called Erbenming and Sanbenming. I can’t understand Chinese. In the past, only my mother would tell me that if I don’t study hard , and I think the natal star year of 36 is the most superstitious natal star year. You said that when you are 24 years old, think about it. You are not afraid of anything. 24 years old is a good age for accidents. At the age of 36, I put on the red long johns early. Don’t worry about whether it works or not. It’s called “Do not forget to do good things for the sake of small things.” These 36-year-old people around me each have a pair of red long johns, and they are dressed neatly . The red long johns are the labu of 36-year-olds. If you accidentally reveal it, you will say, “What is this long johns?” There are too many explanations now. You see, this year of natal star is called Tai Sui. There are also things like offending Tai Sui and clashing with Tai Sui for several years in a row . In the year, you also know that there are retrograde mercury and geomagnetic storms, so in this year It doesn’t take much time for me to work hard , but I work really hard. Not only do I wear red long johns, I also go to the temple. If you go to the temple now, you can often see four characters in the temple called “Don’t ask for help from outsiders”. Did you see that? ” Don’t ask for help from outsiders ” means that it is better to ask for help from yourself than to ask for help from others. Don’t ask for help from outsiders . But the strange thing is that although it says “Don’t ask for help from outsiders ” , you can see that temples have places for the distribution of Buddhist scriptures. You often want to buy a rope string that has been blessed, but you can’t buy it after queuing for three or four hours. Later, I figured out that what they meant was “Don’t ask for help from outsiders”. Just ask here , just ask here , and it’ll be fine . It’s easy to buy fakes outside. In fact, you can’t say “buy or ask” in that place. He told me that this thing is called “establishing a connection”. If you ask how to buy this thing in this place , no one will pay attention to you. You say how to establish a connection with this thing, and he tells you that you can establish a connection by spending money. I see, it’s not the red rope. I see that the red rope is pretty good . He told me that one is 28 and two are 56 Three 84s. I said, let’s do three. As a result, I calculated that 84 divided by 3 is 28. I said, I am not good at math. I almost got fooled by you . Originally, when I came in, I was thinking, “Is this Mahayana Buddhism or Hinayana Buddhism?” It turned out to be elementary school multiplication. I don’t know how to wear it either. I bought it back and checked it online. It said that you should wear it on your left hand before the New Year and change to your right hand on the first day of the New Year . When I saw this statement, it was already the third day of the New Year. I said, “Change it quickly. Admit your mistakes and correct them.” After two days of switching to the right hand , another one came out saying that once you put on this red rope , don’t take it off easily. I said, I believe you , you just want it to be simple. You make it so troublesome . I might as well work hard. Besides, I am 36 this year and my zodiac sign is snake. Then I met a master who said that since I am a snake, I’d better stay away from the tower this year. He said stay away from the tower. I said stay away from the tower. Do I have to stay away from the Calabash Brothers as well? So I was very nervous when I was on this show, because our show is called talk show with his friends. And I don’t think it’s that there are obstacles in the year of birth, but that I have been stuck on that obstacle over the years . Let me calculate it for you. Think about it. When I was 12, I was in primary school and went to junior high school. At 24, I graduated and looked for a job. At 36, I was laid off and continued to look for a job. At 48, my child was 12 and started primary school and junior high school. I did a lot of things. I couldn’t celebrate the year of birth . During the Chinese New Year, I was told that I had to hide from the spring. Are you guys brushing it? A lot of people brushed it in the first year and said they wanted to avoid spring. I brushed it on that day. I said, if you didn’t tell me , I would have avoided it. Why don’t you tell me? If you don’t tell me, I won’t miss you. Just like during the Chinese New Year, my mother told me, let’s go back to our hometown and don’t tell your brother that your aunt is sick. I said, if you don’t tell me, I don’t know that my aunt is sick. Don’t tell me. If you tell me, I will still miss you. After a while, I asked my mother again, which aunt of mine is sick? I have four aunts in total. My mother said, don’t you want to know? I said, I have to know. Why don’t I tell my brother? Then, to avoid spring, it was very detailed at that time. It said that it was the beginning of spring that night, from 9pm to 11pm , and it said you couldn’t go anywhere. I just stayed in the house with the door closed. It said it wouldn’t let me go out because it’s easy to run into people with zodiac signs that conflict with me. For example, people with the snake sign conflict with the rooster sign, and people with the snake sign conflict with the rooster sign. It said that people with the snake sign are more likely to be carried away by the rooster sign. I said, how can they be so superstitious and materialistic? It also said that I can’t play with my phone or touch my computer for these two hours. I said, isn’t this also a rule set by our ancestors? And if I can’t play, I can only read. After reading for a while, I felt sleepy again . It said I couldn’t sleep either. I was sighing there at that time. I said that when I was 24, I wanted to change the world every day. When I was 36, I hid in the house. Many friends said, “Look, you are talking about these things, Hu Lan. Your zodiac year hasn’t passed yet. Aren’t you afraid of difficulties in the second half of the year ?” Think about it. If I don’t talk about these things, I can’t write the manuscript. I’m in a dilemma now. And you said that talking about these things would offend the gods. I wonder why the gods are so stingy. I’m not sure. But this is how I comfort myself. Think about the gods, right? No matter what the international situation is, someone ridiculed us for doing elementary school multiplication. You can go and have a look. Some people say it’s pseudoscience , but it’s not. Think about it. You are wearing red long johns . Metaphysically, it’s life-saving. Scientifically, it’s for keeping warm. Psychologically, I still hope you keep it secret. I think I have to wear long johns and write the manuscript . I wear long johns and work hard to write the manuscript. I think my fate is determined by me and God. Thank you everyone. I am Hu Lan . Hu Lan’s ticket lock channel is open. Thank you Hu Lan. You are going to participate in “Brother Who Overcomes Troubles” . What is it that Hu Lan sings ? It’s dark and gloomy. The point is that you and I are really on that list . It’s been released . When it was released for the first time, I said, let’s dispel a rumor. After dispelling the rumor, no one paid attention. I released it the second time. I said, is ours so unknown? It’s useless to dispel the rumor . The second time, there was also two days ago. There was also a list of people who were invited. You were chosen to rap. Maybe it’s not. I don’t know if you are a veteran in the rap world. I have to say that his skills are quite clever . When I looked at my mouth shape and gave me giaogiao to Luyu , I actually hesitated at the end whether to clap the light. I saw your hesitation . Yes , because my expectations for Hu Lan were relatively high. I hope he can reach my point and then from that Click and scroll up. So there is a little gap with my expectation. Understand my feeling is actually exactly the same as that of Teacher Lu Yu. Hu Lan’s achievements in this field are not bad. But today, according to his usual level, it is indeed a little bit lacking. So I have been waiting and waiting, but in the end, I didn’t wait. I would like to ask Hu Lan, are you wearing it today? I didn’t wear it today . It’s a bit hot today , and it’s a bit too deliberate to wear long johns in summer. This is too right . In fact, the question I want to ask is that I want to ask this question. How long should this thing be worn before it gets dirty? It should be washed. It’s not because it is dirty that you have to wash it. You should change it with a new one. In fact, it’s all about sincerity, right? It’s all about sincerity. In fact, I have always worn the red string before , and because I wore it all the time in winter, but when the tour was halfway through, it was summer. If you wear a red string when you go on stage, the audience will be easily distracted, so they all took it off. Then there were no red long johns or red strings. But theoretically speaking , this is the time when we need blessings the most on stage , so we all took it off. In fact, there are many friends in our company who were born in 1989 and were born in 1989. Hello, everyone. I am Hotpot. I was born in 1989 as a snake. Hello, everyone . I am Sun Xi. I was also born in 1989 as a snake. Hello, everyone. I am Hu Lan . I was also born in 1989 as a snake. Hello, everyone. I am Tan Xiangwen. I was born in 2001 and was a snake . You can’t tell. I wanted to call him brother. I wanted to call him brother. He listened to me. The first time I told this joke, he was outdoors and he just lifted up his pants and gave it to me. I showed him his red long johns. My suggestion is that next time we shouldn’t be so reserved. We shouldn’t be so reserved. There are outsiders. When there are no outsiders, there was a red string before , and then because the performance distracted the audience, I took it off. I wore the red string with a golden snake on it. There was a golden snake on it. It was given by Xu Haolun. Now I feel more anxious. I realized that when you said I was 36, I was sad for a long time. And how many zodiac years can you have in your lifetime? Why are you suddenly talking about this? I’m not spreading anxiety. Wait, I’m only 24. Why do I feel like you’re going to leave me ? Is 36 so scary? I’m about to cry. Today’s interview is mainly for the three of us to scare you. This is the main purpose. Will someone fall here? Bang, fall here. OK After all the lights have been filmed, let’s take a look at the number of votes Hulan got. Hulan did not exceed 290 votes , so now we have to start grabbing the microphone . It’s so exciting . This is too exciting. Now we can stand . Let ‘s stand. I don’t want to stand. I really want to stand, but I don’t have the courage. Who wants to stand? Hulan, I think no one in our group dares to stand . If you don’t stand, friends, Xiaoqi, have some water . The 20 groups of actors in the spear group, please grab the microphone. Big country hand Seven (Seven) Seven (Seven), tell me your reasons. First of all, before I went on the show, when I was performing offline, I always liked Hulan very much. I also imagined whether I could compete with Teacher Hulan. I hope to have this opportunity. Good big country hand, I think the show is a show where the strong beat the strong, and it’s quite interesting. Then in the last round, I was better than Seven (Seven). Da Guoshou is so competitive that I know he is from the Spear Group. So Hu Lan, between Seven (Seven) and Da Guoshou, your choice is, I choose Da Guoshou, because I originally thought that whoever stands up first would be chosen. Anyway, we all follow this principle, so let’s choose Da Guoshou. Okay , Seven (Seven), take a break. Let’s warmly welcome the first excellent talk show host from the Spear Group . Speak slowly and think carefully. Applause, welcome Da Guoshou. Hi (Hi) , everyone. I am Da Guoshou . Last year, I talked about how my boyfriend got into a car accident while riding my motorcycle. I didn’t have any money, so I was struggling to decide whether to save the person or the car. At that time, I was very worried that after the show was broadcast, netizens would scold me for not being a human being, but I didn’t expect them to scold me for not being sober and calling me love-brained. I thought, is saving a person the same as being love-brained? Then what does it mean to be sober? What does it mean to not be love-brained? I have to repair the car first and then ride the car to kill my boyfriend. The traffic police came and asked me if I was drunk. I said no. I am very sober now and asked me if I was the owner of the car. I said no, I am the heroine. To be honest , we had been dating for two years and our relationship had faded . 我会一直在的 English: My friend scolded me like that , and I became a little rebellious. I just love to death . I love to death. I love whether I love or not. I love forcefully. I love it so much. I can tell that I ‘m still a little unconvinced when being scolded. What should I do? I clicked on a netizen’s homepage and was a little surprised. He said he wanted to read “Misogyny”. I thought to myself, do you still need to read it? You’ve already learned it. You’ve already learned it. But I did have a love brain before, or to be more precise, a secret love brain. When I was in college, I met a netizen in the WeChat group. We had an argument over some things. I said he really didn’t know how your mother gave birth to you. He said it was nothing for outsiders to know . I thought he was so smart and humorous, and we were a perfect match . Let’s get married tomorrow. So I added him on WeChat and chatted with him from time to time, but I didn’t dare to confess my feelings because I still had a crush on someone else . When I was young, I thought secret love was like buying lottery tickets. If I had the ability, I would buy as many tickets as I could, but I didn’t dare to really redeem them. One was that I was afraid that all of them would fail, and the other was that I was afraid that all of them would succeed. From childhood to adulthood, I only dared to have secret loves because the education I received was that girls should not take the initiative and should be reserved My primary school teacher told a story about a female writer who asked Bing Xin how to get love. Bing Xin said don’t look for it, but wait. The female writer said don’t look for it, but wait until she is 50. When I grew up, I checked and found that Bing Xin got married at the age of 29. They say that in the past, transportation was slow and love was slow, but she got married quickly. Spring nights are short, and I don’t want to wait , I want to take the initiative . Who would have thought that I would be scolded as soon as I took power. After being scolded, I also reflected on my emotional state. My boyfriend and I met in a cultural space, which is a homeless shelter. He is from Xi’an and is a musician. When we just got together, a female fan who liked him sent him a WeChat message asking him what to do if the person he liked had a girlfriend. My first reaction was very angry, but then I thought about it. This girl also has the right to pursue love. I am a new-age woman. I can’t have the mentality of a wife beating a mistress, so I beat my boyfriend. Based on this posture, I can infer that he is not tall and has a strong sense of security. I beat him while talking to him. He can’t win, so I played the piano to vent my emotions and played “Kill That Shijiazhuang” People》 I am the one in Shijiazhuang. Everyone made me laugh. I asked him how he was going to kill me. He said he was going to go home and send the Terracotta Warriors to beat me. I am really a naive man, right? But there is no way. I am a desperate straight woman . When it comes to love, I can only choose the lesser of two evils. Either find a man or don’t find one. I can’t not find one. I can’t resist. I am an adult. Every day I suffer, I am tired, poor and hungry. I need love . Even when I was not in a relationship, I loved several people. I think I am very sober , but now some netizens think that women are sober only when they don’t get married or fall in love. According to this logic, the soberest person is Master Miejue. She doesn’t fall in love herself , and she doesn’t let others fall in love. Her apprentice Ji Xiaofu fell in love with Yang Xiao . Miejue asked Ji Xiaofu to kill Yang Xiao. Ji Xiaofu refused and Miejue beat Ji Xiaofu to death with a palm. This is too sober, sober to death. So now when someone asks me about my emotional state, I have to observe his reaction before deciding on the next sentence. If he shows that kind of contemptuous look, I will quickly say hey, hey, I’m just playing around. It’s really hard to be a woman. In the past, they asked me to be reserved, but later they said women should take the initiative. I took the initiative, and then they said we couldn’t fall in love. I felt that the old rules hadn’t been broken, but the new rules had been established. It’s not that I can’t keep up with the times, I just can’t keep up with the rules. I live in fear every day, not knowing which will come first, tomorrow or extinction. I feel that extinction will come tomorrow. I understand that some people criticize love-brain because they are afraid that girls will be exploited in their emotions, but insulting them is not the right way. The reason why love-brain makes people pay without any bottom line is that they are afraid that girls will be exploited in their emotions. To exchange for love is because she lacks love. So if you really want to do good for her, don’t scold her. You love her, you love her more than her boyfriend, you love her to wake her up . She is an adult who suffers, is tired, poor and hungry every day. She needs love . Of course, you can also choose not to love, but please don’t hurt me. I really can’t stand those disciplines. I want to ride a motorcycle and knock them over. The traffic police came and asked me if I had drunk too much. I said no . I am very sober now and asked me if I was crazy. I said no, sisters are normal people. That’s all. Thank you all. The ticket locking channel for Da Guo Shou is open. Da Guo Shou. Why did I think of writing this article this time ? Because actually last year I felt that the main reason for being scolded was very illogical and ridiculous. Then I wanted to write this at the beginning. Would it arouse more anger among netizens? But I thought forget it. I ‘ll just write about my true self. Because I still want to be myself truthfully. Being yourself may not necessarily be loved by someone, but there will definitely be someone who hates you. But this is life. Now many of us girls have a new dilemma . Boys will say very frankly that I am in love and love is too beautiful. But when you ask me this question, as a woman, I will instinctively say that I don’t To say that makes me seem not advanced enough, so I think the big country hand just illustrates this problem , that is, we have broken a lot of old rules, but we have created new rules. Thank you, Teacher Luyu . Teacher Luo didn’t clap. I have liked the big country hand since the last session, but she went back after one round in the last session , two rounds , and went back in the second round, so I am particularly afraid that the situation last year will happen again. I like your expression very much, but the density of the jokes and these are a little lacking. Anyway, because I was given the so-called overall view , I didn’t clap. But I am particularly afraid that you will go back in the second round, I hope not. I think the big country hand looks thin and small, but it is indeed like the camp she chose. She is like a spear , and she has a kind of faint sharpness. So I think that life is actually an accumulation of one’s own experience and experience. No matter whether it is the so-called love brain or not, I think it should be felt by oneself . Thank you, Teacher Chunchun, I am very curious because I am very curious about the experience of mature women. I am very curious whether Chunchun has a love brain. I don’t know. Actually, I am not that kind of. I should not be that kind of. I feel because I I need to think about this question carefully. I love music and everything. Everything in this world can be loved. Isn’t it true that many things can be (loved) ? Then, Teacher Da , are you a love-brained person? I am too much. Is Thai massage good? What the hell is that? I think people who say that others are love-brained people first of all have no brains. Love is such a beautiful thing. Why do you say that it will come when it is supposed to? It is too blind , right? Because it is really precious. To love someone, because there are so many people in the world, seven or eight billion people, and you are just one of them in the eyes of others, but there is someone who thinks you are the only one. What a beautiful thing. So I think this love-brain thing has actually been something I have always opposed. As for this statement , I especially want to listen to Teacher Niao Niao. I especially want to listen to Teacher Niao Niao. I think it is quite surprising that Da Guoshou can express his views so directly , because I think that having more discussions on some topics is actually a reflection that what we can talk about is richer. Then I think I have similar feelings to Da Guoshou. It seems that people around us often express their love in a management way, but maybe what we need more as individuals is care and attention. Thanks again to Da Guoshou for giving me They brought a wonderful performance. At the same time, we would like to invite Hulan back to the stage. Let’s take a look at Hulan and Daguoshou. Their votes are respectively: I believe Hulan, congratulations to Hulan for entering the promotion zone, Daguoshou, and you have to come back to continue waiting. That’s great . You are really great. Teacher Shou is great. You are great. In fact, this is the psychological situation of many people now . It feels like many people on the Internet say that you are not independent when you fall in love. What do you think? Including when she gave the example, I was sober. I think this is very great. I am sober and I know what I am doing. I think Daguoshou dares to take this step . In fact, her starting point is also good. I think she is untying women. I think some feminism in the past two years or the shackles of independent women have made everyone feel a little distorted. Getting married is a betrayal of feminism. If you have children , you will fall into the abyss of sin. I think true feminism is to allow any woman to live happily and freely and choose her own life. Will you regret standing for Hulan? No, I didn’t regret it. There was a break in the middle of the race. Then Hulan was very happy to see me, and I was also very happy. Then everyone hugged and felt very happy. I felt Play with the one you like, compete with the good ones, yes, it ‘s fun, yes . Because I’m much taller than her, so when we’re arm in arm, we look just like the character in the comics, the Hulk. Why did he choose me ? So now the Shield camp is going to send out the next performer. This friend shared his experience of outsourcing work with us during the last round of competition. Now he still has something to say about the workplace. Applause, please welcome Hou Zhiyuan. Hou Zhiyuan, hello, friends. My name is Hou Zhiyuan. I’m still at work, but I took a leave today. I really hope to keep my current job because I don’t want to have interviews anymore. I feel that there are more and more interviews in companies now. I ‘ve participated in many interviews when I was looking for a job before , and among all the interview formats, the one I hate the most is called group interview. This name is It’s very strange. When I first heard about it, I thought it was in a WeChat group. How can I interview in a group ? Is it grabbing red envelopes? There is another name for group interviews called leaderless group discussion . This name is even more strange. I don’t know which leaderless group discussion you are . Anyway, we are leaderless and basically discuss leaders. Group interviews will give a topic for group discussion. The group interview I participated in was ten people in a group , and ten out of ten were selected. It is better to grab red envelopes. This elimination rate is particularly easy to stimulate the dark side of human nature. I specifically checked that the key point of the group interview is first of all teamwork. You can’t refute others easily. So when I heard some people talking nonsense to show themselves, what I thought in my heart was what the dog is barking about , but when the words came to my mouth, it became that I agreed with his point of view and added something. This technique is called yes and (yes, and) translates to one thing in front of you and another behind your back. Secondly, leadership is also very important. So during the whole interview process, everyone showed that they wanted to actively integrate into the team. What they thought in their hearts was that they wanted to take over the team as soon as possible. What about leaderless group discussion? I led the group discussion and the scene was very chaotic , just like a group of dogs fighting for a bone. What I fear most in group interviews is teammates who are particularly eager to show off. At that time, we were still in the conference room waiting for the interviewer to come. The guy next to me couldn’t hold back his desire to show off , so he came over and asked me, “Xiao Hou, which school did you graduate from? ” I said, “which school? ” I said, “We are all here for a group interview, and we are all here to be dogs. Why do you have to ask about my breed?” I didn’t want to pay attention to him. Unexpectedly, people around me started to introduce themselves. I’m from Jiaotong University, I’m from Beihang University , and I’m from Beijing Institute of Technology. Who asked you? But when I heard that, I felt bad. My friends are all purebred dogs , and I’m the only local dog . The guy from Tsinghua University was even more ruthless. I said, “Why are there wolves here ? This wolf brother is the best at asking questions. ” After that, the school started asking about our internship experiences. The more I listened, the more uncomfortable I felt. They all had internships in large companies. Friends, I went to college in a county in the northeast, and we didn’t have the concept of internships. At most, it was called work-study. It was only that day that I learned that early internship is a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation, because Confucius said that you should learn and then practice, which means that you have to practice after learning. I didn’t listen to Confucius. The school was not very good, so I didn’t say anything the whole time. In this way, no one knew that I was a local dog. They all thought I was a Kugou. The formal self-introduction was only when the interviewer came , and the scene became even more chaotic. Everyone wanted to be remembered by the interviewer, so ordinary introductions could not be remembered at all. But one classmate’s self-introduction made me unforgettable. He said that I hope to use three colors to introduce myself. I have passion like red, creativity like yellow, and my base color is green, which symbolizes empathy. After listening to his introduction, I felt that there were only nine people left in the group out of ten, because he was installing lights, and he was installing the kind of traffic lights. After his introduction The whole audience was silent, all stunned by his enthusiasm. No one dared to move. The red light came on. The question of my group interview was very bold. If you were Tang Monk, and you were going to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures, and you had to take three of the six disciples away, who would you take? The six people were Lü Bu, Li Kui, Lin Daiyu, Zheng He, Newton , and Watt . Which three would you take ? Why ? I also want to ask, why is there my original team? Where is my Monkey King? The key is that these people are not from the same system. How come the team to obtain Buddhist scriptures still has seconded people? I am Tang Monk, and you are selected monks, right? How do you answer this question? Brother Wolf was silent, and the traffic lights were frustrated. His yellow light representing creativity stopped flashing. How should I choose? If I choose Lü Bu, Li Kui, and Lin Daiyu, the four great classics have been published in a combined edition. The key is that Lü Bu likes to stab his master in the back, and Li Kui is only loyal to Song Jiang. Only Lin Daiyu is reliable and always takes sick leave . No one can take me to obtain Buddhist scriptures, but they can all take me to the West. Then I will choose Zheng He, Newton, and Watt. It feels like Elder Tang doesn’t want to go to the West anymore and wants to sail to the Western Ocean. If I pair Zheng He with two great inventors, I feel like the Age of Exploration is about to begin. We drove a steamship straight to the Great Leiyin Temple, and then Tathagata Buddha personally named me the Pirate King. Crazy, my six apprentices are really excellent , and it’s really hard to choose, so we discussed and decided to let the six of them have a group interview first. We will choose three with good performances and take the other three away. When outsourcing helps the company gain the greatest benefits under the premise of saving the company’s labor costs, the interviewer was very satisfied and said that each of our performances exceeded his expectations, and then let Brother Wolf, who has the highest academic qualifications, pass the interview. What are you interviewing for? He didn’t say anything except introducing himself. At that moment, I understood the topic of the group interview . Three of the six apprentices can be taken away from the West to obtain the scriptures, and who graduated from Tsinghua University. After participating in more group interviews, my ability has not improved at all, and my moral level has risen sharply. I now firmly oppose animal performances, and I empathize with them. Do you know that the animal protection organization has a slogan that I particularly like , which says that the little bear doesn’t want to ride a bike and the little dog doesn’t want to go through a hoop. I would like to add that the little monkey doesn’t want to have a group interview either. That’s all I have to say . Thank you, everyone, thank you. Thanks to Hou Zhiyuan for the ticket locking channel. Xiao Hou, do you have rich interview experience? I have rich interview experience , but not much experience in passing the interview. Is there any interview more ridiculous than this group interview ? I had an interview before. The interviewer opposite me was very young. He was only two years older than me. Then after entering, he kept humiliating me and said, “I am only two years older than you, but I sit here and you sit there.” This shows that young people still have to work hard. You told him, “But you are a second-rate person than me. ” How would you answer this ridiculous question? I said I would continue to work hard because I am on the shield side and am not very good at attacking, but this is really hard to say. For example, I don’t know what position you are in when the person who is two years older than you and who is disgusting to you is interviewing you. It’s a product position, which must be ridiculous. If it’s a customer service position or something like that, he might want to see if you are easily irritated or stressed out. Yes, so sometimes it’s hard to say, but overall, I have seen many HR (human resources) from large companies like this. Then I would ask, “You were hesitant to clapping the light just now, right? It ‘s also an interview method. No, no, I’m not that shady. I didn’t hint at you anything. I just kept hesitating. It’s me I think this work is still a little lacking in completeness , but there are a few very clever jokes in the middle that are very interesting . So if we have three lights, I won’t take the photo. I took a look and saw that there were two lights , so I hesitated and took the photo. The hesitation was that this was not for PUA (mental control). Thank you, Chunchun. Which one do you think impressed you the most ? The first one was the one about learning and practicing, but my favorite was the one where he talked about Tang Monk’s six disciples . These six people were so chaotic, so I think the design of this section would make the absurdity of this group interview more adequate and amplified. There is a kind of gentleness to him , a kind of gentle knife, you know , you hear him speak very quietly, but he is very powerful and very ruthless . He has talked about all the workplace topics, but he can always come up with new ideas . This is very valuable. Thank you for coming to Luyu. I didn’t take the photo. In fact, I think you spoke well and I think the jokes were dense, but I had an emotion that I couldn’t get rid of in the end . Why? Because this group interview is so absurd. The person who set the questions is absurd, but the absurd individual case you gave is that you participated in the group The person in front of me is right , but later I understood why you said that. It’s because if you say that they are all dogs, do they still need to be divided into different breeds? Because you have to end up with your ending. I don’t want to be an animal , but you have to solve how my emotions as a listener can be resolved . Understand this. In fact, I have mentioned this problem before, including when talking to screenwriters and friends. I only proposed this difficult scene for me , but I didn’t fight back against him and I didn’t resolve this emotion . But the actual situation is that I was an animal there for a while. I didn’t fight back, so I went home and waited for the interview notice. But he didn’t notify me yet. This uncomfortable emotion was like that. I couldn’t resolve those things, so in the end I actually chose to leave it in . That’s my personal experience. Leave it there . Let’s take a look at the number of votes that Xiao Hou got after his performance. Please see the lights of the laughter group . 30 votes. The final votes did not reach 290 votes , so now the spear group will start to grab the microphone. Countdown , Xiao Hou, what is your choice? Then I choose Wang Ying. I chose Wang Ying . Come on, this actor doesn’t like to laugh much, but it’s easy for her to hide a knife behind her smile . Applause, welcome Wang Ying, hello everyone. My name is Wang Ying. I am a love-brained person. I have been with my boyfriend for more than four years. In these four years, I have never lost my temper. It is really difficult. I always lose my temper with reasons. The main reason for my anger is that my boyfriend doesn’t speak very nicely. We had been together for just one month. One time, he suddenly stared at me for a while and said, “I noticed that you are a little bald and your hairline is a little high.” I was a little angry. I held his hand and said, ” I noticed that your lifeline is a little short.” When he found out that I was angry, he would find an excuse, usually “Isn’t this just a joke? Why are you still angry ? Listen to me, is this a joke? This is the truth.” He found that the excuse of joking could not calm my anger, so he would ask, “What do you want to do? ” Really, every time I hear this question, I get even angrier I ‘m angry. What do I want to do? I want time to go back to ten minutes ago when you looked at me and I told you to look at your head. I also want time to go back to four years ago when you confessed to me and I told you to get out of here. But if you say it can be realized, I hope you can kneel down and kowtow to me three times now. He is also very afraid of trouble. We have lived together now. Once when he was going home, I asked him to go to a place and bring me something, but he came back empty-handed. The first thing he said when he saw me was “Oh, I forgot .” I asked him if he was too lazy to do it and deliberately forgot it. He said that it was not the kind of shame for him, but the kind of surprise for him. How do you know ? He doesn’t think I have exposed him . He thinks I understand that he is afraid of trouble. This is what I can’t stand the most is that sometimes After the quarrel, I wanted to review it so as not to keep quarreling for the same reason. He thought that reviewing was too troublesome. There is nothing in the world that cannot be solved by a witty remark. If there is , it is that this remark is not witty enough. I was really distressed because of this. Later, I chatted with a boy and the boy said that he was also very afraid of this process. Every time he reviewed with his girlfriend, he thought in his heart that if you can solve this problem by slapping me now, then you can beat me. After hearing this, I really suddenly understood that his girlfriend could not solve it, but I could . Later, after I had a quarrel with my boyfriend, I told him that if you really don’t want to talk about this matter, I can give you a slap in the face now. My boyfriend thought about it for a long time and said that I think there are some things we still need to talk about clearly . I really scolded him for various reasons. One time he couldn’t stand it and said, ” Can we talk nicely if we have something to say? Stop scolding me all the time .” I said, “Just get it clear. I’m not good at talking nicely. I have to scold you . In fact, I want to kill you , but I only scold you. Now I don’t believe in the chicken soup on the Internet anymore. Something like getting angry can’t solve problems , it will only create problems. You have to think about what your purpose is. My purpose is to create problems. I also don’t quite understand the previous advice on how to date or manage marriage. I really can’t do it. For example, if your boyfriend makes you unhappy outside, don’t be angry, just pull his sleeve and remind him softly. The only thing I can do to remind him softly is to say, “Am I giving you face?” And the most popular advice is, “If you want to capture a man’s heart, What’s the truth in the saying “You have to grab his stomach first ” ? It doesn’t even rhyme. If you really don’t want a man to leave you, what’s the point of grabbing his stomach? You have to grab his handle. And the most cunning suggestion is that smart women must learn to show weakness in marriage. How can smart women be good in marriage ? What? And based on my observation of the marriages of the previous generation, girls must not show weakness because if girls show weakness, men will take it seriously . He won’t think you are a really good person, he will only think I am really awesome. This saying is called this law. Men are like springs. If you are weak, they will go crazy. Only rhyming words make sense. And I found that there are very few people teaching boys how to fall in love because boys don’t want to know how to manage a relationship, they only want to know how to chase girls . In the past, people always said that you’re done if you get married and have a family. But for girls, getting married may be the end, you’re trapped. Even if getting married is very important to boys, but I’ve seen some blind dates on the Internet. The posts are still outrageous. Many boys will even write “I love cleanliness”. What’s so good about loving cleanliness? This is not India. I don’t know if you write “I love cleanliness”. Whether it’s true or not. You might as well just write ” I can breathe”. Although I have complained so much, there are times when I give more in relationships. I do more housework in my home. I can understand my boyfriend because he didn’t have so much housework when he was single. When we first lived together, I asked him to take in the clothes hanging on the balcony. He asked me why I had to take them in and he said you can just take them when you wear them. Also, I asked him to throw the dirty clothes in the laundry basket. He also asked me why the dirty clothes had to go into the washing machine anyway . His question really stumped me. I had a feeling that it wasn’t me who discovered housework , but I who invented it. Later I thought about how to answer him and said that person would end up in an urn, so why should I buy a house? He thought about it and said that made sense and we would listen to you and we wouldn’t buy a house in the future. I’ll stop here. Thank you, everyone. Wang Ying, the ticket lock channel is open. The point where Teacher Da took the photo was very strange. You said that to capture a man’s heart you have to capture his stomach. This sentence is particularly unreasonable because it doesn’t rhyme. Teacher Da took the photo. He always comes at this point in a strange way. The reason is that there is no reason . There is a reason. Why take this photo? I just feel that I want to take a photo because her moment is that this sentence is unreasonable and her joke is also unreasonable. The double unreasonableness is my reason. Understand, I like this kind of unreasonable unreasonableness, but you think about this sentence again, and it seems to be right. That energy is particularly fun. Then I feel that it gives me an impulse. I want to take a photo of this thing . What memories are there ? Is it particularly fun? It’s the kind of thing you said that made me angry and happy. There was a man listening to the radio. I asked him to lower his voice and he said What does it have to do with me if he speaks loudly ? Did you calm down after you laughed , or did you beat him up again after you laughed? I laughed and beat him at the same time , so I felt that he didn’t owe him anything. He was really saying this. Yes , so this is a very funny thing . Yes, I feel so lucky. I am also very rude. Usually, I like Wang Ying’s style very much. She is calm and sarcastic. Yes , but as you listen, you will find that her sarcasm is actually reasonable. It makes a lot of sense. Thank you . I like Wang Ying’s article very much. She uses the aesthetics that we can appreciate nowadays. It is the kind of aesthetics that Teacher Luo just said, that her good words are actually said in a sarcastic way , but all of her just now were expressed in a way that we can accept. And I think it shows a new kind of female attitude. I like it anyway. I can’t do it myself, but I like this kind of look, so I clapped. Thank you. Actually, we have to thank all our talk show performers for their performances, including the discussion after Wang Ying’s performance. When a talk show allows you to use yourself as a reference, that means it is an excellent talk show. Let’s give applause to Wang Ying again. Thank you. At the same time, we also want to invite Xiao Hou back to the stage. The votes given by our laughter friends group should be the same for the two of them. So after the voting of all the audience friends on the scene is over , the final votes for Hou Zhiyuan and Wang Ying are so high . Congratulations to Hou Zhiyuan for successfully advancing. In the next round , Wang Ying will continue to wait in the waiting area. Xiao Hou has a very youthful and masculine feeling on the stage. I think Xiao Hou should be a very emotionally stable person in life. His personality should be very likable, but he has obviously entered society and has been tortured by work. What are you doing now? Writing a weekly report. Because I tend to procrastinate, and then there is a weekly meeting at two o’clock. It’s so uncomfortable . It’s so uncomfortable. You are now on the microphone and said that you can’t quit and have to go to work. Is your meeting over? No, I ‘m still waiting for the meeting. I’m still waiting for the notice. I think I’m a mobile cow and horse who will be sent out to perform soon. I’m still in the shield camp. The shield camp’s group now has a new identity. People let us welcome the Spring Festival Gala comedians Xu Haolun and Tan Xiangwen. Thank you everyone , hello everyone, I am Xu Haolun , hello everyone, I am Tan Xiangwen As a young person, I always feel that I am in good health , not quite good. But a physical examination shows that I have minor problems. There is a problem. Recently, there is a small health class. I have a trial class . Let’s go and simulate it. I want to experience a class . Come and take the trial class. Yes, yes, yes, leave your name for me. Tan Xiangwen , Tan Xiangwen, ok, find a place to sit for a while . Okay , sorry, I’ll be in a bit. Since it’s a class, I’ll call the roll as usual before class. Tan Xiangwen , everyone
is here. What name should I call? Here, I thought there were a lot of people here. Since it’s a class, I’m your teacher. Let me make a simple self-introduction to facilitate communication among everyone. You can call me Xu Hao. Hello, Mr. Lun Xu. I look more or less like this. Why did you draw yourself? Big brother, you are standing here. You will die if you write your name. Since this is your first time to attend my class, let me make it clear to you that I have only lived for the word “health” in my life. You can see some medals of honor related to my health on the wall. What are they? My health practitioner qualification certificate as one of the top ten nutritionists , and my marriage certificate. What can the marriage certificate prove? Big brother, can it prove that I have a healthy marriage? Tell Cheng Lu not to tell me this. Do you know this? Have you purchased my formal course during the trial class ? Let me experience it first. You want to buy it because I can see what’s wrong with you at a glance. What’s wrong with me? Did you stay up late last night? No, no, no. Why are there bloodshot eyes? Did you stay up late? Did you stay up all night? Did you stay up all night ? Did you stay up all night? There is something wrong with you. You are Gong Linna. You stay up all night. Why do you stay up all night? What time do you go to bed here ? Four or five o’clock ? Four or five o’clock? What time do you go to bed? Eight or nine o’clock ? You only sleep for a short time. What should you do if you feel sleepy during the day ? Find a place to make up for the sleep at noon . How can this be possible? If you don’t sleep at night, you can make up for the sleep at noon. If you don’t have time, don’t sleep. I tell you that if you want to be healthy, you must resolutely put an end to this behavior of sneaking in and missing sleep. This is called sneaking in and missing sleep. This is called … It has escalated too fast. Originally, I just had a problem with my sleeping time, but now it has escalated to my character. Do you have another problem? I have a little scoliosis, right? I can see it. How can you see it? I tell you that many of a person’s minor illnesses and pains can be seen through the facial reactions. The face can be seen from the heart. What kind of face is our face? Crosstalk , brother, we are manzai, you know, don’t you care what art form it is? I didn’t talk to you about art form. I’m not saying that I can see that your spine is crooked, I can see that there is a problem with your posture. You see, you have the symptom of forward neck leaning. Generally
, people with this symptom will have some scoliosis. Do you know? Come here and relax you a little. You see, this position is called Huiwu point. Huiwu point is opposite to the temple. The temple is the death point. Don’t press so hard on the death point, okay? What should I do if you press it to death ? I will straighten your bones a little to relax you. It doesn’t hurt , right? It doesn’t hurt , but there are some sounds. Okay, are you ready? What ‘s this sound? Brother, I have a sense of rhythm here , which means you still have some musical cells. What musical cells? Brother, do you have a more formal treatment here ? I touched it and you still have a lot of problems. You see, this trapezius muscle is tight and stiff. Relax. I have an electrotherapy device here. It is mainly for relieving your fatigue. The electrotherapy device relaxes your muscles. Come here and hold this in your hand . Hold this in your hand. What is this? This is the neutral wire and the live wire . Open the switch for a moment . Don’t open the switch yet . Is this electrotherapy or electric punishment? You will know whether it works after the electric shock. It definitely doesn’t work. Brother , who uses neutral wire and live wire for electrotherapy? Brother, this is part of the conditioning. This is external adjustment. There is also internal adjustment . It is taken internally, that is, eating. You see, why am I so healthy ? Why am I so energetic? Because I eat well. You see, I only eat fruits from Xinjiang, vegetables from Yunnan, steaks from Yunnan , imported cigarettes, and cigarettes that cost more than 40 yuan. You are living a good life. You are still here. Your quality of life is quite high. Where is the nutrition? Why do you still smoke here ? Why can I be your teacher ? Why? Let me tell you clearly. Other teachers tell you what to eat. I tell you what you can’t eat . Why can’t dogs eat chocolate ? It’s none of my business. I don’t want to know what dogs can’t eat. I want to know what I can’t eat. You can’t eat dogs . I don’t eat dogs anyway, you know. I tell you that if you want to be healthy, I tell you that if you want to have a good complexion and not have dark circles, remember three things when you go back. What are apples ? Apples Banana banana photorejuvenation what is photorejuvenation what is photorejuvenation let me ask you, brother, you eat well, a project came, what’s going on, instead of asking me, you might as well ask the ancients, you see there are records in ancient books saying that food is the first necessity of the people , there is such a sentence in the Analects of Confucius, I was fifteen and determined to learn, for you, as a man , thirty is established, forty is not confused, fifty knows destiny , 60 is almost gone, who is gone at 60 , why should I go at 60, the book of life and death in your hand, that is 60 years old, also called the age of snails, the age of sixty, you are crazy, you are you, you eat clam noodles and snail noodles together, right, you are here, clam noodles are seafood , snails are from Guangxi, I know it is from Guangxi, anyway, 60 is the age of sixty, 60 is the age of sixty, right, right, 70 is the age of seventy , 80 what What about 90 or something? You will not know it after looking at it. It says 80 on it, which is also called the age of 80. What does 80 mean ? 80 should be a Hunan dialect . It means that if you don’t take good care of your body until you are 80 years old, you will be useless. You will be useless, you know. Your whole family will be crazy. How can you talk like this? Which book writes “The Analects” ? Which “The Analects” is Xu Haolun’s quotations? What do you remember by yourself? Okay, okay, I know you don’t need to get too excited. You must think I’m a liar now . I think you’re a lunatic, you know. You haven’t seen my work experience. What work experience do you have? You can see that there are not only my honors on the wall, but also a photo. You see Su Bingtian. Why is there no Su Bingtian? Su Bingtian is hung because I was His personal health nutritionist guides him one-on-one. And let me make it clear to you that Su Bingtian was not called Su Bingtian before. What was his name? He was called Su Bing. How could he be called Su Bingtian? Because I added the nutrition to him. Is there something wrong with him? You are Yao Ming, do you know? Yao Ming, can you help Yao Ming? He was only one meter tall before. You fart here. How is that possible ? I have Yao Ming here. How could he be only one meter tall? I have a photo here. If you just pat his legs, he must be only one meter tall. Brother , you didn’t just pat his legs. He only had legs and no upper body before. Ghosts are coming, you know. His upper body was adjusted by you. He told me in person. He didn’t even have a mouth. How could he tell you in person ? Okay, don’t be anxious. I didn’t do that. Now you won’t believe anything I say without evidence. My trust is bankrupt, you know. If you really don’t believe me, I don’t believe it at all. I can invite a patient who has been adjusted before. You two can communicate with each other. There is no need.
Then you will know how powerful I am . Trust is bankrupt. Don’t do that. Don’t invite those. Are you sure this adjustment is done? Hello, good young man, hello. Hello , everyone. Hello , four judges. You are quite polite. I am an old lady from Xiangxi, Hunan. Hello, grandma, you can call me Yu Gaobi. Yu Gaobi, yes, you have removed all the radicals of Xu Haolun, right? Thank you, everyone. It may make me look a little old. Many people ask me how old I am this year. How old am I, grandma. I am 88 this year, 64. That is totally wrong, you know, 88 is 64, grandma, this is still a multiplication. I am especially grateful to Teacher Xu. Thank you
for coming here for only one purpose . What is the purpose? Because before I met Teacher Xu, I had many bad habits and some unhealthy addictions. Yes, grandma , I usually like to smoke. I don’t smoke. I don’t smoke. I usually like to drink. What does grandma like to do? She likes to sing karaoke in the villa. She sings karaoke in the villa. There are also silver dragon fish in the pool. You know, you are quite trendy. I am here for only one purpose, which is to share my real experience with everyone and talk to everyone. Because in June last year, I went to the hospital for a physical examination. The doctor said that I might need to hurry up. Otherwise, you may not make it through next year. This is quite serious. After a year of treatment by Teacher Xu , today is the first anniversary of my death. You are crazy. You have been treated so hard that you are talking nonsense. Ken Qia Na (It’s okay) . Ken Qia Na (It’s okay). Grandma, don’t scare me, okay, grandma , don’t do this, okay, grandma, don’t sing the phone ringing. Sing it here. I ’m in class here . I’ll talk to you later . Why did I come here? Just one sentence. In a word , I want to tell you young people that you can’t have it all. You see, you want a healthy body , but you
don’t want to give up those unhealthy habits. I know I’m with you. Many young people can’t listen to all this talk . Don’t you young people like that? There is a golden sentence. Grandma also brought a golden sentence. Good prince consort, come closer and take a closer look. Which Peking Opera brother? Thank you everyone. 290 (tickets) or more. The ticket lock channel for Xu Haolun and Tan Xiangwen is open. Another round of applause to the two of you. The inspiration for your creation of this segment comes from Yao Ming , who was only one meter tall before. What is this joke ? Didn’t you say it was a physical examination before? Then you came up with this joke of flipping up. It was last year. It was not our first time here. Then each stage told a different story . Yes, in fact, we wanted to see if we could turn it into a continuous one. Last year, the play was about a physical examination . This time, it’s about what you would do if you found something wrong. It’s written later. Last year, the first time was about renting a house, the second time was about a physical examination . The first round was about housekeeping, and the second round was about this. It means to make things difficult for yourself and push yourself. After all, you are an actor in the Spring Festival Gala. Is n’t it amazing ? Congratulations . I’m looking forward to seeing you again in 2026. Thank you . No, you filmed it when Yao Ming was one meter tall. Anyway, I had already filmed it before . There were a lot of inexplicable jokes between them. I really like when Yao Ming was one meter tall. You started to smash the lights. I had already smashed the lights. I think it’s very good because there are a lot of jokes between them . I I really want to act with them. I especially want to add to the jokes in the middle. There is also a part about a person who has only an upper body but no lower body . Yao Ming has only a lower body but no upper body, only two legs. Isn’t that a π? I really like you guys so much. And then there are the two of them . Sometimes many performances are like that when two people work together, 1+1 is greater than 2. I think no matter how the two of them act , the sum together equals 1 , which is equal to a very complete one . Yes , when watching their performances, I often wonder in my heart what the two of you are doing. It’s always like this. The point is not what the two of you are doing. As you watch, you will ask yourself What am I doing ? Why am I laughing? This is the view of Mr. Zhang Shaogang , a normal person. A normal person would think like this when watching a “mental illness ” performance. When watching a “mental illness” performance , they would say that they would get sick together and get sick together. I really don’t have much to say. Every time they come, I am full of expectations, but I never let you down . Yes, yes, never. So I am all in this light . My curiosity is that you two now have your own new names on the stage. After that, for example, besides talk shows, will you think of other things , such as acting or other ways of performing ? Will you try them? This is what I am particularly curious about . Yes, if there is work, we will take it. For us, we have to see whether others are willing to accept our way of performing. Of course, we are willing to do anything now. Yes, I just hope that there are directors in the film and television industry who can see these two rough gems. They have this open attitude. I think it is very good. I especially want to hear from our screenwriter teacher, Mr. Haiyuan. What do you think of their performances? They are both very creative and their performances are so vivid. They don’t need to use a sense of belief to perform for you to believe. They are just very natural. I will perform here and then you will believe it. I was just thinking about a lot of jokes. I would find them funny, but if someone else tells them, I might not laugh. For example, Yi Mi and Su Bingtian. That’s why. Their performances brought us in. Just like you said , even if you think rationally that you don’t want to be brought in , their attraction is too strong. It’s a bit like a black hole . You will be carried away by them. I think his script may not be effective if someone else plays it. Or maybe the performance is too strong. It ‘s very, very rare. Thank you again. Only those with more than 290 votes can enter the promotion zone directly. Let’s take a look. After the performances of Xu Haolun and Tan Xiangwen, the number of votes they received was more than 290 votes. They will definitely enter directly. Is it so strict? They still need to start the mic grabbing. So I want to see the countdown for the mic grabbing in the spear camp . It’s too scary. Who is standing here again? Really? Seven (Seven) can work all year round. It ‘s great. Under pressure, Seven (Seven) can tell me the reason. This is what I did today. My goal today is that I want to fight a strong and strongest player. But I’m not saying that I want to win against someone , but I think that with a Stronger than others can make you better. I understand. If you want to pick, pick the strongest. Take a break and leave the stage to Seven. Applause . Welcome Seven. Hello, everyone. I am Seven. Let me introduce myself. In fact, many people think I can perform manzai because they always think that I have a partner named Eleven. We went up and said, “Hello, everyone. We are a convenience store manzai group. I am Seven. I am Eleven . We are the whole family. Don’t be nervous for me . Xu Haolun and Tan Xiangwen are very good, and I have a job in a state-owned enterprise, but don’t be too envious of my friends. Young people like me working in such a company are actually very humble. We have no autonomy and are often sent by our leaders to participate in those messy activities. I was even sent by our leader to participate in our company’s blind date event some time ago , but it was not a good thing . What does our company’s internal blind date event mean? It means that you have the opportunity to turn your colleague into your lover. It’s a group with no sense of boundaries. Every day, I just said goodbye to my colleague and went home to see my lover again. I really don’t want to go. I think it’s an awkward setting. My leader asked me to be a stand-in and to balance. I did feel it was quite awkward with the number of people . We first had to play some very awkward ice-breaking games. We didn’t introduce ourselves yet, but we started to grab stools . I said I did n’t want to play. I had played it this morning when I was squeezed into the subway. I really didn’t want to play. But young employees like us have to be responsible for livening up the atmosphere and pleasing some leaders present. But it’s hard to liven up the atmosphere by grabbing stools , because normal people are more humble and won’t really grab stools with their colleagues . Fortunately, we have a colleague with excessive hormone secretion who really wants to win . I call him Brother Chaoxiong. He is really a bit Chaoxiong . Normal people just follow the music and then sit down when the music stops. Grab stools . Grab stools like this. Brother Chaoxiong doesn’t have this kind of movement. He’s like a toilet on patrol. He really grabs the stool, but he didn’t get to sit on it after grabbing it , so I sat on the toilet. It’s not that I think we can’t compete in this matter. I just simply and objectively think that competing in this matter will not help today’s event. Friends, maybe you still remember that this is a blind date event. What’s the point of winning the stool grabbing event, right? No female colleague will see his heroic performance and say, “Oh my God, he’s the big butt king, I ‘m going to fall in love with him , right?” You really don’t understand this buddy’s train of thought. It feels like the butt determines the head. He only learned the middle word , which is sticking out his butt. I have no interest in grabbing stools. Friends, to be honest, the most important thing for me now is to regain my dignity in the company. This is a very practical problem . Young people will have a practical problem when they go to work, that is, many people will not respect you when you are young . I was working on a project before. I had a very good chat with the client online. He said that I was very professional and listened to everything I said . After he found out that I was young, he pretended not to hear me. We were in the same conference room. He asked how long the project would take. I said 30 days. Mr. Wang, then a wonderful thing happened. The moment I finished speaking, Mr. Wang became deaf and he didn’t respond. He asked again , how many days. I thought he was too old to hear clearly. I was about to raise the volume when the bald colleague next to me repeated it again, 30 days. Mr. Wang said that’s fine, I understood at that time. It’s not that he can’t hear clearly because of his age, but he can only hear the older ones. My colleague is the same age as me, he just has a Mediterranean look. Customers trust them very much. It seems that they just like to listen to the older people talk. They don’t even need you to be really old or look old. As a colleague, I don’t have to think about how to speak well. Customers think that old sayings are good. But there is nothing I can do. I am now forced to make a living. It is very difficult to find a job in Shanghai. I can only learn the skills to connect with these middle-aged customers. I found that as long as I pretend to be the same as them, they will be willing to communicate with me. Simply put, you can’t be too young at work. You have to have that kind of sense of being on top. When you come up, don’t say hello, Mr. Wang, I’m Xiaoqi. Don’t be so immature and naive. You will sound like a child. No one will listen to you. The first sound you should make when you enter this meeting room should be just this one. After that, the customer will think that you are at least 5 years older. Then see the teacup inside? Don’t drink it. How many years older can you look by blowing it? I have even started to change my outfit. Maybe I’m wearing more casual clothes today to record the show, but I usually dress in the company. The dress code (dress code) is ice silk short-sleeved shirts , but young friends who don’t have ice silk short-sleeved shirts, don’t be dejected. You don’t have Meituan Flash Purchase. There are 30 minutes for you to become the oldest person in the company. Let’s go for Meituan Flash Purchase. But knowing these is not enough. In addition to these, I have even learned some classic dialogue segments , such as recalling my past . Although I am not as young as I was back then , I am starting with zero frames now. After our meeting at noon, the client asked me what I wanted to eat. I didn’t even finish half of my words and said, “Teacher Qi, you are so good today .” I said that I can have today. It is particularly useful. I never thought that I would spend so much time and energy on research in order to look older, but recently I don’t want to pretend to be old anymore because I found that these things can only deceive the kind of clients you meet for the first or second time , the people in the company who know that you are young. Should they respect you or not? There is a colleague in our company who is much older than me. We usually call him Chaoxiong. He is me . Every time I have a meeting with him, he will ask me to make tea for everyone in the room . I don’t like making tea. I studied for more than ten years to get a master’s degree in computer science. I don’t go to work to make tea for him. Now I am him. If he asks me to make tea for him, I will make him the strongest tea in the world. I will keep him awake and hope that when he opens his eyes and looks at the sky at night, he will understand that what he drank at noon today was not black tea. I am a stubborn person. I have thought about it. Next time he asks me to make tea for him, I will stuff the tea brick into his mouth . Although I may be fired and won’t get N+1 (compensation), my colleagues all praise me for N+B (awesome). But these are actually my fantasies . I am still a relatively weak person. Now I can only refuse him in a tactful way, but for me I have made progress myself . A few days ago, he asked me to make tea for him. He said to me, “Seven, come on, stand up and make tea for us. ” I said, “Brother, I won’t stand up. I’m afraid you will grab my chair. I’m done. Thank you. Bye.” The ticket lock channel for Seven is open . I think Seven’s performance is actually quite stable. But maybe as the previous speakers said about the workplace, everyone’s appetite has been whetted. It seems that every aspect of the workplace and every angle that can be thought of has been explained very well. Maybe from the perspective of Seven, I would wonder if their performance is because you are young or because they think that being young represents a lack of rights. The latter. I think I am actually very anxious. I am thinking about whether I should write one. One is because I also have a lot of content in my life. I usually have a reserve of content. I just really feel that because of my age, I feel that this is the most significant dilemma I am in at the moment. Since my dilemma is like this, I think I will just talk about this. I think it is very good because first of all , it is not easy to fight with the shield and spear of the comic brothers. So the ice silk short sleeves are to reflect a kind of calmness, yes, to reflect coolness, mainly Seven (Seven), how old are you this year? The first time I met Seven (Seven), I thought he was the same age as Hu Lan . At that time, many friends said he was the little Hu Lan, but I didn’t understand. He should not be younger than Hu Lan. I think he is the same age as Hu Lan, like 1989. The first time I met Seven (Seven) My first impression was that he was about the same age as me, because the plaid shirt he wore made him look older, so I thought it was not easy for middle-aged people. I thought he should be around 30, early 30s. Later, one day when we were having dinner together, he said he was born in 1999. I asked him if he was older or younger than me . I was very nervous because I was also born in 1999. I said if he was younger than me, I would be shocked. Seven, how old are you this year? I was born in 1999 and I was 26. He was born in 1999 and was 26. Then Seven was very brave. Qi challenged Xu Haolun and Tan Xiangwen . The two returned to the stage. After Xu Haolun, Tan Xiangwen and Seven’s performances were all over, let’s take a look at the votes they received. It was not low. Seven (Seven) was very high. Seven (Seven) was very high. It was great. Seven (Seven) Xu Haolun and Tan Xiangwen successfully advanced. Seven (Seven) had to return to the waiting area, but 242 (votes) was also very good. The votes were too stable. It was very good. I shouldn’t be able to leave. I shouldn’t be able to leave. It was so good because the winners were Xu Haolun and Tan Xiangwen , so the shield formation The camp continues to send out people . The one who will be sent out by the shield camp was seen by everyone last year entering the beauty track. This year, he changed to a headset-style performance . I hope that he can bring us more new stage styles in the future . Applause, welcome Jia Hao . Hello, friends on the first and second floors, hello. I am Jia Hao. Everyone knows that competition is a very tense process. Some time ago, in order to relieve the tension, I went to Guangzhou with my good friend Liang Haiyuan to play with good friends. When we checked into the hotel, the front desk brother was very enthusiastic and checked us in in Cantonese Mandarin. Who is Mr. Liang? His name is Liang Haiyuan. Mr. Liang smiled at me, and then he asked who is Mr. Jia. You can see that smile transfer from my face to Haiyuan’s face. At that moment, Haiyuan smiled. I was quick-witted. I was Mr. Wolf. I immediately took Mr. Wolf’s position. I was the big-butt king who was best at grabbing stools. I even thought at that time that I wanted to play with my dad. That would be too funny. Big Mr. Jia and Little Mr. Jia. Of course, my dad must not have time to do this recently. Let me tell you what my dad is busy with recently. The focus of his daily life is to search my name on Weibo and control the comments on all posts about me, but many posts about me don’t have any comments in the first place. Have you ever commented on the blank screen control? There are many posts and my dad is the only one there wasting time. He is awesome . It is so hard to get three comments on one post. You click in and see that one is from my dad, one is from my mom and one is a comment by Robert. My dad also sorted out my videos and posted them on his account. An uncle went to talk about the son of a celebrity. My dad praised him for not having a girlfriend. Then another uncle said that only an excellent father can raise an excellent son. My dad said, “Ashamed, ashamed , he doesn’t even have a girlfriend . ” My dad used “Not having a girlfriend yet” as a period and said “No, no, I don’t have a girlfriend yet. ” He really feels that my not getting married is his biggest knot . When I went home for the New Year to have dinner, he pushed a glass of wine at the table and urged me to be a grandfather. I was so scared that I didn’t dare to say anything and pretended to be a grandson . The more I drank, the more unreliable I became. He said, “You must buy a house in Shanghai and your family can support you because you must get married. ” I told my dad about the average house price in Shanghai and he said, “You must get married then. ” I even gave my dad some popular science about the average bride price standards in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai. My dad drank too much that day and was so crazy that he said, “We can do without the bride price. We can do without the bride price . How can we tell if I am a man or a woman ?” Anyway, my dad is urging me online, offline and on social media. It has become my only pure land. But a month ago, my dad hacked into social media. How did I find out? Because his social media ID (user name) is his real name. My dad uses his real name on social media. You see, your parents’ IDs (user names) are nothing more than ” clouds are light, the wind is light, the sea is vast, the sky is high” . My dad’s ID (user name) is… I’m afraid you’ll search for him later . After all, there are not many people named Jia*cai. But in fact, you only need to write the two words “Jia Hao” in the repo (feedback). You don’t need to search for him. He will search for you. It’s like fishing. You throw in the two words “Jia Hao ” and after a while you will receive a message saying “Hao brother is awesome”. He also runs social media and posts all kinds of things. Some time ago, on my mom’s birthday , he posted a message on social media with the title “Happy 60th Birthday to My Wife”. The cover photo was a photo of me in a swimsuit. I swear I’m not bragging. The cover photo was a photo of me in a swimsuit wakeboarding . Have you ever touched your parents’ homepage? You say he understands the Internet, right? He uses his real name to go online. You say he doesn’t understand, right? He knows what photos have traffic. Happy 60th birthday to my wife, why did he put my photo? Later, as expected, someone said that Jia Hao was 60 (years old). Then someone said, isn’t the point that someone called him wife? Then people started to slander him. At the beginning I felt something was wrong when I saw him putting on makeup. He is so good at writing. This is so cruel. I can understand that the audience is joking, but why are there still audiences saying, “Brother Hao, you look so good in a swimsuit?” I felt really ashamed after hearing that . I don’t even have a girlfriend. Some audiences even asked where I bought such a beautiful swimsuit. Is there any need to ask? I went to Meituan Flash Purchase and got the good stuff in 30 minutes. Meituan Flash Purchase is so fast. My swimsuit is so short. Have you seen “Fast and Furious”? Now there are more than 500 comments on the swimsuit post on social media. I took a look. There were also comments praising my dad or uncle for being good at using the Internet. My dad replied , “Excuse me , it’s just a simple operation.” I was so angry after hearing that, ” This is a simple operation. If you want to make it complicated, I have to blur my photos, right?” Your life is peaceful and good , and I am the one who is skirting the edge. My dear Mr. Jia, my dad really does all kinds of tricks. He also taught me that fans are so good to you, so when you have time, invite fans to your home for dinner. He really did that. When I went home for the New Year, I met someone who said he was my fan and directly invited him home. You see, my dad privately contacted fans and brought fans home. If this matter is exposed, I hope that the parents’ behavior will not be escalated to the person himself. Of course I know all this. It is the love of parents. Finally, I want to share with you a piece of news that happened a few days ago. My mother also joined social media and asked me for some photos. I went to check her homepage. She hasn’t posted anything yet, but I know she is ready to go. She just created an account and she is still maintaining it , but she didn’t use her own name. It’s still a fake account. Don’t search for her because my mother’s ID (user name) is Jia Hao’s mother. Thank you everyone, I am Jia Hao. Thank you for these 290 (votes), absolutely 290 (votes). This is too strong. Please, let him get more than 290 votes. Please, Jia Hao, the ticket lock channel is open. Let ‘s give applause to Jia Hao again. Teacher Zhang , I want to say one thing first . I asked my parents to change their names. You don’t have to search for them and ask them to change their names. So, brother Hao, if they post some content on social media now , will you review their content? Definitely not. I even thought about asking my dad to play less on social media or something, but then I felt that this was also his right. I had no right to ask him not to play . If I asked him not to play, it would be a bit too late. He asked me not to play directly , but we may have to discuss a degree. I told my dad that you listened to my praise, but If someone scolds me in the future , they might scold you. My dad would say, ” I’ve seen everything. Just look at your hit show. Did your parents go to watch it as a group? There were 8 of them at the Chengdu stop. My aunt , my third aunt, my cousin, my uncle , my dad and my mom all held silk scarves together. So I want to ask, when you encounter some of their behaviors, do you feel more loved and happier , or more embarrassed? I think about 70% happiness and 30% embarrassment. For example, when I saw the swimsuit photo for the first time, I thought to myself, I should delete it quickly. What should I do? But later my dad told me that I would not adjust the homepage. He said, “Look, I accidentally provided you with a joke, but you didn’t even thank me.” He was like this . I think my feelings are similar to yours because my parents, especially my mom , have done some things that I find incredible. But for example, one day when I came home, I found a roll-up banner of mine at home . It was a roll-up banner of the same height. Where did she take it back? She felt that she could not leave it outside and she had to take it back. So when I went back, I saw my own roll-up banner at home. I I feel very weird. Where am I now? I am also at home. Teacher Chunchun, I can relate to this. When we were in the finals last year, everyone who entered the finals had a big poster that seemed to be two meters high. After I sent that poster home, my mother nailed it to the headboard of their bed. When they woke up, they could see it and said that their son was with them. It was really scary, very scary. I have also encountered this . After I got home, I saw that fans gave me a big bath towel. My mother covered it with it and wrote “I love Da Zhangwei”. And when parents are together, they feel happy for you. Jia Hao has a magical power. He is always full of energy. When he comes up, he can instantly bring you into the atmosphere, so you are very happy throughout the whole process. But if you think about it completely calmly, it seems that compared with the previous show, this work is relatively ordinary. But he has the ability to make this a bit like Xu Haolun. They have the ability to make this whole thing infectious, so I still think it is very, very good. Then , in fact, after watching the performance last time , I thought about it and went backstage to see him just to let him tell me his father’s real ID (user name), and then I added him. I added him with a small account, so sometimes I am in a bad mood now I was very happy just by fishing and interacting with him. Brother Hao is awesome. His state can infect everyone. It’s really great. I think you are very happy. Applause to Jia Hao . He is indeed a talk show actor who gets stronger and stronger . He has formed a strong performance style and his ability to control the stage is getting better and better. So can he enter the next round directly? Please see today. I feel that I am very happy with my performance. The feedback from the audience is also very good. It is possible to enter directly. In terms of effect, he can enter with more than 290 (votes). Jia Hao is awesome and advances directly to the shield. Applause to Jia Hao. The first talk show actor who advanced directly in the second round is brother Hao. He is awesome , awesome, awesome . Brother Hao is awesome. Oh my god, the shield team has won four consecutive victories. This shield is too fierce. The most mature and completed one is Jia Hao. He is in a very good state. I hope to catch uncle. Brother Hao is awesome. Then my dad replied. Thank you for sharing and encouraging Jia Hao and other actors. Because he is a teacher , his replies are all very It’s more official. Then there are people who said that when they saw the spotlights all shining on Jia Hao, I vaguely saw how the boy who often lost in the first round overcame all difficulties and finally stood in the center of the shining stage. Thank you, friend. My father’s reply was, “Thank you for sharing. ” The lighting effect is good. You see, you don’t even know where his focus is. Are others talking about the lighting, Dad? Is he talking about the lighting? There is a feeling of a combination of man and AI (artificial intelligence). It feels like this AI (artificial intelligence) has accomplished some things. Not many people want to learn AI (artificial intelligence) , but they don’t learn much. Hey, Dad, did you gain any fans today? You’ve exceeded 2,000, but your fans have exceeded 2,000. Thank you so many fans for caring about Jia Hao so attentively . As a father, I must give you a return. I believe that Brother Hao will get better and better, and so will we. Thank you everyone . It’s great. I hope he enjoys the Internet. It’s like fishing. You throw out two words, and Jia Hao will receive a sentence after a while. Brother, you’re awesome. Uncle, has your workload increased since Jia Hao started performing in venues with thousands of people ? It’s increased a lot. Some of the comments are nearly 2,000 words long and really touching. I’m liking and following again . Do you have to follow back everyone who follows you ? I basically see that this person sent out by the shield group is still strong. Come on , Sister Xiaoli, because in the last round of performances, she shared with us her choice of not getting married and her freedom. This time, she wants to tell us about her family’s story. Applause, welcome Wang Xiaoli. Hello, everyone. I’m Xiaoli . Hello, I did my first talk show last year . A friend was surprised after seeing the message and asked him if he was talking about a talk show. I said, yes , otherwise how would I make a living all these years? He said, haven’t you always been relying on your parents? I said, not entirely, I also earn a little myself. And I found that relying on your parents is about persistence. When you were in your 20s, you lived with your parents. Others said that you relied on your parents, but you didn’t give up and persisted in relying on your parents until I was over 40. Living off parents has become accompanying me. Now I am a well-known filial daughter. I come from a family of four , my mother, my brother and my father. Although I have a younger brother , our family favors girls over boys. Many friends who have visited my house would say that they feel my parents are particularly unfair to my younger brother. When I asked why, he said that it is because my younger brother does all the housework. I asked why they should be fair. I think families that favor girls over boys are good. My brother and I are both good. My younger brother is hardworking and considerate. I think these two qualities are very rare in our respective genders. Although I am very favored at home , I am not the person with the highest power in our family . The person with the highest power in our family is my father. My father is really outrageous. He has not allowed me to ask questions since I was a child. He told me that if you ask everything, others will think you are ignorant. At that time, I had just started kindergarten. What I feared most was that others would think I was ignorant. He also did not allow me to laugh. He told me that men who laugh are fools. Women laugh strangely, men laugh like crazy, women laugh strangely. Have you heard this saying? (No) No, right? Because he made it up himself. But since then, I dare not laugh at home . If I really can’t help it, I will go out to laugh. The neighbors are saying that there is always strange laughter in the corridor. My father is the kind of person who hopes that others will be unhappy when he is unhappy. When I was young, he was always on business trips . Every time he went out, he would take away the closed-circuit line at home . The closed-circuit line is the line that receives TV signals. He was afraid that when he was not at home, we would watch TV too happily, but he didn’t know he was not at home We were already very happy. One Chinese New Year he went back to his hometown. As soon as he left, the three of us were talking and laughing. Then I realized that I loved my brother and my mother. My brother loved my mother and I. My mother loved us, my sister and brother. The three of us were a happy family. My father had a very bad temper. He always lost his temper for no reason and asked me to apologize to him. If I didn’t apologize, he would go on a hunger strike. As a filial daughter, I had to apologize to him and said, “Dad, I was wrong. ” Generally, parents would ask you what you did wrong when faced with such a situation , but my father wouldn’t. He would forgive me immediately because he was hungry too. Then my father became very nagging. He nags me the most about me doing nothing all day long. I am annoyed by his nagging, so I have to pretend to be busy at home. How do I pretend? Sometimes while I am eating, I suddenly sigh and say, “Oh, I ‘m so busy lately. ” Sometimes I pretend to make a phone call. In order to let him hear me say, ” I ca n’t do it today, I ‘m too busy today. ” I didn’t really pick up the phone and I made a 6. Unexpectedly, after a while, my father suddenly asked me , “You are so busy every day , do you make any money?” I said, “Yes, I did.” Then I started pretending to be rich. Being busy is completely different. I can’t be so busy. While eating, I suddenly sighed and said, “Oh, I’m so rich recently. In order to pretend to be rich, I started to buy some things for my family . Fortunately, I never bought anything for my family before . As a result, no matter what I buy now, my father will think that Wang Xiaoli has made a fortune this time. The more things I buy, the higher my status in the family. Now no matter what happens at home, I want to give advice. In short, I am the father at home. I have to say that being a father is really cool. Being a father gave me courage . Now I dare to confront my father in person. Once my father boasted at home that he was right. How much is your contribution to this family? I said, your contribution is not as great as my mom’s, my mom washes clothes and cooks, but you do nothing all day long. He said, “Then I have to earn money to support the family.” I said, “My mom also has a salary .” He said, “Then I will get a higher job title.” I said, “Without my mom doing housework, how would you have the time to get a higher job title ? Aren’t you grateful? ” My father was stunned by my retort, and then he suddenly stood up and said, ” I have never done anything against the law in my life.” I was broken-hearted. I didn’t expect that the authority that I was most afraid of since I was a child was so fragile. It’s like Harry Potter said to Voldemort, ” Voldemort, you are a big bad guy, ” and Voldemort cried . My dad also asked me , ” What contribution have you made to this family? ” I said, ” I am the eldest daughter of this family, and my existence is my contribution to this family. I am not talking nonsense. Think about it. In the 1980s, in a small town, if a couple didn’t have children, how would others gossip about them behind their backs? How could you gain a foothold in the unit ? Strictly speaking, it was me who gave you a family. Now I have even replaced my dad as the person with the highest power in our family. That day was New Year’s Eve, and our whole family was watching TV. My dad thought the TV was too ugly, and then he took out his mobile phone and played with it. I just looked at him, and he was so scared that he quickly put away his phone and started watching TV seriously . At that moment, we didn’t say anything , but we knew that the transfer of power had been completed. Although the TV that day was ugly , the more I watched it, the more excited I became , because I knew that the uglier the TV was, the greater my power would be. Thank you everyone , I am Xiaoli . Xiaoli’s ticket lock channel is open. In fact, I was a little hesitant when I was shooting . I think it might be mainly because compared with the previous scene, I think the laughs in this one are not as dense as the previous one , but I still like Xiaoli very much. In fact, I am also very curious about how she can be a dependent and have this at home . Power mainly depends on sense of belief, sense of belief, right , because I am probably more favored at home. When I was born, my grandmother told my mother that you should be good to your daughter because your daughter is the queen. So my family has been very good to me since I was a child . Then when my mother was pregnant with my brother, she heard the uncles and aunts in the yard teasing me , so I said, “Mom and Dad don’t love you anymore after we have a brother .” Then after my mother heard this, she discussed with my father and said that we should love my sister more in the future and not let her feel neglected. We should not let her feel neglected. So I have always been more favored at home , and with a stronger sense of belief, I can, so it’s still a very happy family, right? Her father is so cute. That is to say, if you say something to him, his father will be angry and refuse to eat, right? He will just sit on the sofa at first, and then you call him twice, and if he still doesn’t eat, he will go back to the bedroom and lie down, hungry, and wait for you to apologize to him. Then what would you usually do? Throw a cake over through the crack of the door. I usually take a few bites first, “yummy, delicious,” and then see how he is . If he still doesn’t come out, I think I can’t live without my father , so I’d better apologize to him. It’s not that difficult anyway, and then I would say Dad, I was wrong. Then he would say that Dad was also wrong in his ways. Then the father and daughter hugged each other and cried bitterly , and then went out to eat together. It was great because she was a person who grew up in such unconditional love. Then the storms of the world would bypass her. Then she could come up with many jokes from this sweet burden. I think her life experience is very wonderful . Yes , I took this photo because I believe that you must be a person with many wonderful ideas. I hope to lend you a hand. Thank you. Maybe the effect of this scene may be a little worse than the previous one , but I think the content of this scene is very good . I am still sorting it out. First of all, its structure is very clever. Almost all the characters , character relationships, emotional expressions , logic , and power relationships are reversed to some extent. You see, she said a sentence in it. She said that because our family favors girls over boys, she did not favor girls over boys at all, but just let the girl return to a role and position that may be similar to boys. But our conclusion is that this is favoring girls over boys, so everything is reversed. It is ironic. And Xiaoli, after you participate in this program, your parents will definitely start to create an account like Jia Hao and start (following) you. Xiaoli, you are awesome, for sure I shouldn’t tell them , I think we should keep some boundaries. Don’t you understand ? Don’t you have internet at home? Your first episode must have gone viral as soon as it was aired. Because I’ve been doing talk shows for a long time and I didn’t tell them. Then one time my dad couldn’t help it and asked them what they were doing, “You go out so late and come back so late every day.” I said I was talking about talk shows, and he asked me if I liked it. I said I liked it very much, and he said, “Then just do it well.” He didn’t know what a talk show was until one Spring Festival Gala , there was a round table , and Xu Zhisheng and some people stood up to do talk shows. Then , after watching it, my parents were silent. Why ? It was okay when I wrote it. My dad said I didn’t want to eat, so I went back to the room. I came out after the talk show was over. That’s when I started playing with my phone. Then my dad said it was pretty good, pretty good, and then my mom said she said it was okay. I could watch such an ugly TV series . Mom should start a talk show, okay? Mom, go and complain. What’s more, you are my biological daughter. But since then, they have never mentioned to me that they want to watch the show or want to know what I am doing . Never, so I didn’t take the initiative to say it’s okay. I believe that when this show is broadcast, your parents will definitely see it. Give applause to Wang Xiaoli again. OK, thank you. I may be living off my parents most of the time . Although I am living off my parents, I won’t spend a lot of money . The less money I earn, the less I spend. The longest time I haven’t worked is more than ten years. They support me in whatever I do . They think it’s OK even if I do n’t work. Especially my mom. It seems like she doesn’t need me to do anything. She is already very proud of me . She doesn’t need me to do anything to make her proud of me. Sometimes she sits on the sofa and looks at me. I will ask her what are you looking at. She says I am so proud of you . I said, haven’t I accomplished anything? Yes , so actually I don’t have the pressure of having to work. Xiaoli’s family is the most beautiful existence in the world . Her parents love her so much. I think no matter what career a person pursues, the most important thing is to be successful . In the end, everyone hopes to have a happy life. Whether it’s family or friends, she is already living at a very beautiful destination. This life is a perfect life. It’s very good .
Let’s see whether Xiaoli will advance directly or accept the challenge. After Wang Xiaoli’s performance, the spear group started grabbing the microphone. If no one stands, then grab the ball or grab the week. No one stands. Because no one stands , I’m sorry, Xiaoli, you have to start the process of choosing by yourself. Come on, we will take out the selection box. From our perspective, we can see the name of the person she drew, but don’t tell her that it’s based on her own feelings . It’s like a shot put and it starts to torture people again. It’s too exciting. Don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t do it. It’s nervous, nervous, you drew me. Wait, what? Who is Jiang Zihao? Jiang Zihao, is that me? Jiang Zihao, this friend she chose, we are looking forward to it. In the first round, he used his wonderful talk show to arouse our attention to Cantonese. Will he add more Cantonese elements to his performance next time? Applause, welcome Jiang Zihao (So handsome) (So handsome) Thank you everyone, hello, I am Zihao, thank you everyone, let me first say that I am a Cantonese. Everyone knows that I am a Cantonese (I am a Cantonese) to prove it. Actually, to be honest, I am very happy to record the show this year because there are four Cantonese actors in the show this year. This should be the show. This is the first time that this number of Guangdong actors can gather together to play mahjong. Really. During our first round of recording, the four of us from Guangdong were so happy in the interview room . I even said to the camera that there were not enough places for the top three for the four of us . Really. Then I talked to another Guangdong actor named Ji Chi, and I asked him, who between the two of us should be first? Do you think I should give way to you , or you should be first and I should be second? Then after the first round, three of us had already returned to Guangdong, which was a bit embarrassing. The director was still there to comfort us and asked if the humor of you Guangdong people is not suitable for the local environment. I said,
it’s embarrassing for Shanghai people now . Just imagine how embarrassing it would be if I was eliminated in the second round. Do you think it would be even more embarrassing if I went back and Ji Chi would definitely ask me, Zihao, which round were you eliminated in ? I would have to tell him that you were first and I was second. To be honest , I think it is actually more difficult for us Guangdong actors to do Mandarin talk shows than people from other places. I’m not making excuses. First of all, we don’t speak the same language. Because we have to learn Mandarin to do a Mandarin talk show. I’m not kidding. In the first few years when I started working, I really couldn’t understand the northern Mandarin, especially the Northeast Mandarin. It’s too complicated, really. There was one time when someone said to me, “You little bastard.” I didn’t even know he was scolding me. My reaction was, “Stomach ?” What stomach ? You’re hungry, right? I’ll cook some noodles for you. He also said to me, ” You and who?” It’s not that sentence. Why are there all subjects in a sentence ? “You and who” doesn’t have a verb. I said “You and who? ” Ah Sa (Charlene Choi) and I are twins. ” I and who?” I don’t understand it at all . There is another thing that I really want to talk about for a long time. I was really embarrassed to say that I really couldn’t understand what Maodou said . To be honest, the first time I listened to Maodou’s talk show, he gave me the feeling of the uncle with a pot on his head in Plants vs. Zombies. Do you know this person? This is the person . Do you still remember this person? Friends on the second floor, can you see it? Really, Maodou looks like this in my mind . I’m like a fool, so you know, the first time I listened to Maodou’s talk show, he felt like braised large intestine in my ears. I don’t understand it at all. I always feel that the sound of my grandma’s broken radio is clearer than his. This is really what puzzled me for a long time. I didn’t dare to say it before. I just feel that everyone can understand it. You know? Ming, you guys don’t talk like that. I think there must be some people who are just like me , pretending to understand, you know , just because they are afraid of being laughed at by others, right? Maodou’s New Clothes is definitely like that. I get angry when I think about it, because people often say they can’t understand my Mandarin, but why can’t you all understand Maodou ? Try letting Maodou perform for a boss from Guangdong , and Maodou will cry and go back to his father, you know? After watching, the boss from Guangdong will say that Maodou is not funny at all and he can’t adapt to the local environment. I tell you , there is another thing that is the most difficult for Guangdong actors , which is that you know Guangdong doesn’t really attach much importance to talk shows and other cultural entertainment. Compared with Shanghai , I feel that the locals in Guangdong only think about eating. They really only think about eating all day long. When I went back to my hometown and told my friend that it was not easy to get along in Shanghai, he said, “Yes, there is nothing delicious in Shanghai. ” I meant that I was not happy at work, so he said, “Let’s see what we’re going to eat later.” I told him that the show was too difficult, and he had to sit here and mess around every year. He said, “Have shrimp dumplings, boss, give me two baskets of shrimp dumplings.” I tell you how much Guangdong people care about food. It’s a real story. When I was doing my Cantonese special in Guangdong, there would often be audiences at the end of the show. He just stood up and walked away. I didn’t know what to do. I asked, “What’s wrong? Is it because I didn’t act well?” He said, “No , I’m going to have a midnight snack.” He said, “You acted well, but it’s my turn in the queue.” The obsession of Cantonese people with eating is incredible. In his mind, Jiang Zihao is not as important as No. A18, right? We Cantonese are like this. As long as we have a meal, we really love to eat. Think about it. In Guangdong, even the curse words are to ask people to eat, right? Do you remember Jacky Cheung’s classic emoticon? Don’t worry about what he tells you to eat. Is he asking you to eat ? We love to eat so much. We eat. You really, the current situation of our Guangdong actors is like this . It’s hard to get a meal outside. When we return to Guangdong, the only thing left is to eat. So, in fact, compared with other actors, the biggest advantage or characteristic of Guangdong actors is that we can speak Cantonese. Originally , my biggest wish for me to be on the show this year on this stage was to perform a Cantonese talk show and make you laugh to death. I originally thought that, but the biggest problem, as you know, is that it is basically impossible for everyone on the scene to understand Cantonese edamame. Now I have thought of many ways, and I have discussed with the production team. I asked if we can do it on the spot We tried to make subtitles or something, but the production crew said it was difficult and couldn’t do it. After working on it for a long time , my colleague from Guangdong finally gave me an idea. He said, “Zihao, is it possible for you to translate for everyone on the spot ? ” I said, “How can I translate? Big brother, I’m too late. ” He said, “Just speak one sentence in Mandarin and one sentence in Cantonese, one sentence in Mandarin and one sentence in Cantonese (one sentence in Mandarin and one sentence in Cantonese ), alternately (speak alternately like this), isn’t that enough? (That’s how it sounds) . I said, “It’s weird to speak like this , it’s weird to speak like this (it’s so weird to speak like this) , like a lunatic , like a lunatic (like an idiot) , but you can see that in the end I was still convinced by him. You can see that I was convinced by him in the end (you can see that I was convinced by him in the end). I like this . It’s just a bunch of inexplicable nonsense. Because when I think about it carefully, it’s quite good. Because when I think about it carefully, it’s quite good (because it’s quite good when I think about it carefully). I’m still acting. First of all, I can put my own spin on my Cantonese part . First of all, I can put my own spin on my Cantonese part (part of it). Anyway, no one can understand it. This Jiang Zihao is really humorous and handsome (this Jiang Zihao is really humorous and handsome). Let’s make myself happy first. I don’t care, and I’ll let you feel the charm of Cantonese by the way , because everyone knows that Cantonese has nine tones and six tunes , so many people know that it is the ancient poetry . Many ancient poems are more charming and tasteful when they are recited in Cantonese. Then finally, I will show you a small Cantonese recitation of “Quiet Night Thoughts” for everyone , okay? “Quiet Night Thoughts” (“Quiet Night Thoughts”) Li Bai (Li Bai) Don’t you recite the author’s name when you recite the poem? You are really unprofessional. You are really… The moonlight is bright in front of the bed (The moonlight is bright in front of the bed) I wonder if it is frost on the ground (I wonder if it is frost on the ground) Zi Haodong stand-up comedy (Zi Haodong stand-up comedy) I have time Thank you everyone, thank you very much. After Jiang Zihao’s performance , everyone took out the voting device in their hands and pressed the OK button to confirm that Jiang Zihao’s ticket lock channel was open. Teacher Jiang Zihao, what was the personal opinion in your last sentence? Yes, so I promoted my Cantonese special and said that Jiang Zihao’s talk show is free and come to support it. Although I don’t understand Cantonese , I think it’s time for a talk show host to mix in personal opinions. Yes, yes, I like him too much. I think Zihao is getting better and better this year. Thank you, thank you, thank you . Because it is true that I have participated in several seasons of our show before . He used to just rely on going crazy, but that time he exploded all of a sudden. Now it is very stable, very stable, very stable . It is very good. You said that it is difficult for Cantonese people to understand Northeastern people. I am from Beijing. It is very difficult for me to order food with Cantonese people. I want to order sausages . I said, “Give me a sausage .” He said, “Do you want black tea or green tea?” I said, “I want sausages. ” He said, “Our teas are very fragrant.” He couldn’t hear it. He didn’t know what sausages were . Have you ever thought that sometimes it is difficult for others to understand you when you speak. I order food very slowly. Are you sure? I told him, “Hello, I am Da Zhangwei. I speak very slowly. ” Anyway, what I mean is that there are actually such things in between. This ordering , this … Huan, I like it so much. I hope you can keep going. It’s great. Thank you. I love you. I didn’t take any photos with Mr. Luo. I actually think Zihao spoke very well in this part , but you used two props , a painting and a tissue for wiping sweat. I think the tissue for wiping sweat is effective. I took out the painting, but I don’t think the effect is particularly obvious. I personally think it is effective , but it’s just because the action is funny. I don’t think the content itself has achieved the effect of wiping sweat later. Actually , I can understand what Zihao said, because although everyone in our dialect area can understand it, I had a prejudice when I was young. I think northern writers write vivid articles , while southern writers are not vivid enough. I have always thought so. Later, when I met some southern writers, they said that this is the egocentrism of northern culture. In fact, it is because our Mandarin has determined the language of the north , so southern writers have to use the unfamiliar language sense that they are second best at. So I can especially understand what Zihao said, because I have experienced this cognitive transformation process , but I didn’t film it. The main reason is that the last show was too exciting. Today, because we are still on the same topic , I was looking forward to whether I can make another breakthrough, but it is basically the same or even slightly declined. Let ‘s see that Zihao still chose to speak Cantonese in the second show. Fixed topic and fixed direction. In fact, for talk show actors , they are adding weight to themselves, but I think Zihao has already handed in a very good answer sheet . So after Zihao’s performance, Xiaoli returned to the stage. After Wang Xiaoli and Zihao’s performances , let’s take a look at the final votes of Wang Xiaoli and Jiang Zihao. Congratulations to Jiang Zihao for successfully advancing. Xiaoli’s 232 votes are also a very good result. We will continue to wait in the pending area for Zihao to advance. Welcome friends from the spear camp. I was too nervous. You just picked me down. Ladies and gentlemen, our performance is over here. There are a total of 5 groups of actors now Successfully advanced, of which 4 groups are from the shield group and one is from the spear group. Currently, the shield group is leading 4 to 1. Thank you again to all the talk show actors and friends for the wonderful performances they have brought us. Next, we need everyone to keep working hard. We also believe that the following performances will only be more exciting. Let’s take a break and be back soon. Brother Hulan, I want to make friends with other actors, but they don’t understand what I am saying. What should I do ? Sorry, what did you say? This is making friends? Don’t you understand ? No , you can use Lays to communicate with them. That’s so outrageous. Boss, how did you know that Lays has a new flavor with a refreshing mustard flavor ? I tried it and it is indeed crispy. I used to love the original flavor of Lays very much , but let’s put Lays aside for now. We can’t put it aside at all. We have to eat Lays when chatting . Listen to the crackling sound. It’s so lively that it will definitely not be boring. Then I’ll give it to Edamame to try. Why don’t you understand again? Currently, 4 groups in the spear camp have completed their performances , and 5 groups in the shield camp have completed their performances. The next game will be even more exciting . Before him, I was not so fascinated by anyone’s anger. I feel a special sense of liberation. Is this my gift? My birthday hasn’t come yet. I really regret not taking this photo. “Talk Show and His Friends” is awesome