【一见你就笑】 第13期：脱友团踢馆，徐志胜假发片危！《一见你就笑》
I heard someone from above is coming. Don’t worry. I’ve already found out everything. It’s just a very basic business review. Our canteen’s performance is so good, no problem. Minister, please excuse me . Is the HR department going to do something big today? It’s the middle of the year. Our leaders must come and inspect and evaluate them strictly. Come and show me what you have investigated. The HR sister is so handsome. The sister “arrested” me. Since I was a child, I have been the lotus candle that you can never turn off on your birthday. There may not be men in this world who love me, but there will definitely be men who beat me. I’m very happy to see Teacher Yang Di today. He got a leg cramp during the recording of the variety show. I covered myself with a quilt. I’m the number one in the game and I work all year round like a spinning top . Take a break. You are the person you sent, right? But Teacher Yang Di really works hard during the recording of the variety show. He jumps up and down and runs all over the place. He can get enough emoticons. There are always jokes in every show. Zhisheng is funny . No. 2 , it’s not me. I don’t have this joke. The law caught it and ate it on himself. It was definitely caused by you. We didn’t want to complain about Zhisheng because I respect him, I admire him, I’m afraid of him, I’m afraid that he would sing a song “Xia Ke Xing Bu Tong” and he was out of tune. You really speak better than you sing, because your singing is too bad. Let ‘s talk about the next one. Let ‘s talk about the next one. Yang Chaoyue is very serious in acting, playing games very seriously, and even eating sugar seriously. You really don’t promote the new drama at all. You are here to promote the drama. There is a unique genius in the program. Teacher Tian Jiarui was confused in his sleep and hit his head. A big bump appeared on the car door, and his legs were clamped together, and he cried. No one wants to go solo in the King of Reasoning. Forget it. The next one is Teacher Zhu Xudan. There is a “killing” look in her eyes, but it’s useless. She often blacks out and becomes a funny black hole. Shiji turned into a sheep and failed in a second. Lazy Sheep, you go back to the Sheep Village. Lazy Sheep , you go back. Lazy Sheep , the last teacher, Chen Xinhao , his magic trick failed, his skills are not good, his desire to win is overflowing, and it’s hard to stop playing games . The soul is burning in the arena, like white phosphorus, which is a P in the periodic table . She scolded you for being so vicious in fighting. The three of us are here to guide. The data collection is not small. You still have to do a good job in the canteen. Cut all salaries , cut all salaries, cut all salaries, cut
all salaries. These HRs are too mean. We got angry and cut all salaries. Did you hear that? Come and thank these mean HRs . Is it deterrent? You can agree to anything. Cut salaries. It’s shocking. Cut salaries. Is it accurate? Some of the leaders ‘ complaints are right. They are mainly aimed at Zhisheng’s part and my part. I know that they are all effective. You can see that this is a three-sentence-and-a-half sentence, but it doesn’t rhyme. Then I don’t care. Let each other go. Yes, this program is exclusively sponsored by Mengniu Zhenguoli, which really has real “grains”. The people who came today are our group’s human resources department friends. They are composed of the most eloquent talk show actors in the neighboring “Talk Show and His Friends 2” program. Then we just listened to the evaluation very It’s always true, very true, very clear who wrote the scripts. I want to talk about where these came from. The three of them don’t admit who the main writers are among the three of you. The one with Di Ge or Zhisheng is funny. It’s the audience’s voice. Didn’t you add it in overnight? Wait, I already saw the teleprompter for that part, but I pretended not to see it. I want to listen to what they say. Can I control my expression? No , no , no. I heard that you guys have a special mission here. Can you listen to what the mission is? My identity today is the director of the group’s human resources department . It happens that we are at the mid-year awards ceremony. The headquarters sent a few of us to assess your business. These are all our elites. I am the human resources person in the group’s human resources department. Welcome , I am the human resources person in the group’s human resources department. Wang Dadao, welcome , I am the human resources person in the group’s human resources department. Xiaopa, welcome, Xiaopa. So these people are all “departed friends”. Then, Wang Mian, you are a “departed friend” “Talk Show and His Friends 2” You are responsible for the “friend” part. I am a friend. I did n’t participate in the competition this time . I didn’t participate in the competition. I went back to perform an opening and wrote a theme song. Why not participate in the competition? The main reason is to take over the job of deputy minister. I am the deputy minister brought by the minister. Today, I am mainly here to find faults and flaws for everyone . I didn’t expect that the flaws would appear on the three of us first. Let’s talk about the problem with the three-sentence-and-a-half just now. Anyway, it was not written by us. We don’t recognize it. People sent by our headquarters will not have problems. Okay , since friends from the Human Resources Department have come to our canteen as guests , of course they have to experience our traditional programs in the canteen. Dear audience, let’s enter our strongest interactive show of this season. The rules of the dynamic part are very simple. The audience is responsible for making wishes. The real fruit grains and flower and fruit milkshakes are responsible for delivering luck. So what do you say ? Let’s see the fragrance of flowers and fruit grains . A bottle of small happiness . The rating of your TV series is the fruit grains you drink. The one you draw is good luck. I don’t want to watch acting. Please be quiet. The noise is so loud. It ‘s not because Di Ge has to record a business . So everyone, please be quiet. It’s mainly you, everyone
. Di Ge, you record everyone. The fragrance of flowers and fruit grains. A bottle of small happiness. The one you drink is the fruit grains. The one you draw is good luck . Next, please welcome the fans to give everyone super “grain” love . Let’s see which three wishes the fans have brought. The wishes are here. Okay , the first wish card is for Zhisheng . How to say it? The question I want to ask Zhisheng is in “Talk Show and His Friends” Last season, you came in sixth place . Congratulations to him. Hulan came in second place. So do you think you can surpass Hulan if you compete again this year? Didn’t you just say that Hulan was in second place ? Why should I surpass second place? I only surpassed first place. Surpassing second is still second place. Surpassing second means still surpassing. My next wish is to ask Hulan, between you and Zhisheng, who has a greater chance of winning this year’s championship ? This question is an extension of the previous question . Who has a greater chance? Neither is very likely now. In fact, the people who are really preparing to win the championship are writing scripts. They won’t come to participate in the show or record the show. Those who come out to record variety shows just want to expand other paths. Those sent by the company are all hopeless. This is a high EQ answer. Then you can talk about it and see who has a greater chance of winning the championship between the two of them. In the next round, I will fight against the two of them. Double elimination , double elimination, who will I “chop” with the big knife ? I , Hulan Brother, should have a higher chance. You want to challenge him .
You dare to say it directly and it is a very real answer. It’s not you. What do you mean by dare to say it directly ? You think so in your heart , right? You want some funny answers , not real answers. Don’t say out your true thoughts in this section. I don’t laugh or not laugh. The third wish is that netizens said they want to see “off-line friends” challenge each other in unison to challenge everyone’s tacit understanding. The first question is what is the best show to watch. Come to the show, the real fruit grain “I Smile When I See You” “Talk Show and His Friends 2 ” Zhen Guoli “I Smile When I See You” I Smile with You and His Friends. What kind of show is this? I don’t like shows that can’t win the championship. Can you win it on this one? Okay, next question, who is the best friend in the circle? Come on, friends, friends, Wang Dadao, audience, 650 , none of them are on the stage, Zhisheng and I are always beside you . You don’t say anything about me, and you also answer truthfully, which makes us very embarrassed. Zhisheng said again, ” Ready to go, friends, friends , 650, you and I can’t go back to these two shows. ” Who is Wang Mian talking about? I’m talking about the audience. I whispered, “The audience, the audience are your best friends. ” So, you and Brother Chao were just acting on the spot, right? Who is Brother Chao? They were all jokes. The specific situation still depends on the development of our show. Next, I will test you and test us. How to say it, the rules of today’s assessment are that this year’s Laugh Energy Group will have three rounds of mid-year assessments for individual battles. Only the winner of each round will be included. Only then can you get three explosives. The Human Resources Department will make a subjective judgment based on the performance of the members of the Laugh Energy Group in each round and give each person five explosives. After three rounds, the person with the most explosives will become the mid-year business champion of the convenience store. What will happen if you become the champion ? Will you work overtime and get praise from the leader? Is that enough ? Is that enough? This is great . Yes, Zhu Zhu, please cheat . Then let’s start our mid-year assessment, okay? What is the first round? The first round of mid-year assessment is called Office Detective. Our game is divided into two rounds. All members of the Laugh Energy Group will participate . Put a piece of food in front of each person. There are two undercovers among the six people. After the game starts, everyone closes their eyes for one minute. The undercover chooses to steal the food in front of any player on the field . After one minute, they can open their eyes. Everyone has two opportunities to discuss and identify the undercover. The civilian will get one point for successful identification. Each time the undercover escapes, one point will be added. The member with the higher total score in two rounds wins. Did you understand the rules? Did you understand ? No, no, okay, we found that the first employee who failed the assessment understood. Okay , then we will put on the blindfold and wait. The two people who were photographed by Mian Mian . The person is the undercover in this round. So in order to confuse them, let ‘s each take one photo. Come on . Okay, we’ve taken the photos. Okay, the undercover can take off the blindfold and choose a food on the plate to steal. Whose do you want to eat? What does it mean? Wait a minute, this game is a gentleman’s game. Zhisheng Zhisheng Chaoyue . Why do you take off the blindfold ? I don’t have it. Did you take it off? Di Ge, why don’t you talk? I don’t want to talk. Di Ge, Di Ge is so quiet. Di Ge, Di Ge, Di Ge, I’m here . What are you eating ? I didn’t eat it. What are you eating? Di Ge ate lemon . Di Ge ate (what) I can smell. This food smells so strong. There is a smell . What smell is it? Zhu Zhu, what
‘s wrong with this game? Can’t you take off the blindfold ? Can’t it be taken off by others? Undercover . Can you take it off ? Undercover. Can you take it off ? It’s not this. It must be on both sides of me. This lemon smells too strong. This lemon smells in my mouth . This is designated on both sides of me. This lemon is too sour. Yang Chaoyue , I don’t have it. Di Ge , have you eaten anything? Di Ge, this lemon you are eating is my lemon, right? I said why it smells so strong? Yang Chaoyue, Chaoyue , Chaoyue, Chaoyue , Chaoyue, are you a bat? Recognize the position by sound. Zhu Zhu What’s wrong, Zhisheng? Are you eating me? My mouth hasn’t stopped. Zhisheng, can you take a break for your mouth? What is Zhuzhu eating? I didn’t eat. I didn’t eat. Who’s breathing ? Undercover , hurry up , okay? Undercover confirmation. Undercover confirmation. It’s done. We have to have a process of taking it off together . Let’s see how good your acting is. I’ll count to three, two, one. Let’s take off the blindfold together. Three, two, one. Take off the blindfold. Who ‘s who? Let’s take a look at this plate first, okay? Who ate mine ? Sure enough, he ate mine . I said, why does it smell so strong ? You ate it. Wait a minute, is there something wrong with Zhu Xudan ? Why haven’t you opened her lid ? It won’t be slag inside . It’s a slag plate, right? Zhuzhu , Zhuzhu, why do you have lipstick on your face ? Is it because you took off the blindfold just now? Let’s appreciate Zhu Xudan together first . You don’t need to look at it here, Di Ge, this is hers , you don’t need to do anything. I found the core that Zhuzhu ate. Can you prepare a slag plate for the greedy “ghost”? Zhuzhu, even if you put it back to me after you finish eating, actually caused this situation. I really want to tell the two leaders of the Human Resources Department not to give her such heavy tasks in the future, okay? We don’t have a sense of experience either . I laughed and cried. It’s not that Zhuzhu has “self-exploded”, she has ” She “detonated” and she didn’t refute it at all. That ‘s enough . Then let’s ask Zhu Xudan who do you think it was . It was me. I “detonated” at the beginning , and then I cried for my teammate. You see she was protecting me. My teammate is Di Ge, so he is your teammate. The lemon you two ate together is so fake if you talk too much . You see he is so smart. He also knows how to deal with the scene. The seed should be Chaoyue. How come it is me? Because you see he basically takes it from both sides, one on the left and one on the right. Isn’t it because it is more convenient to take it this way? You can’t have him come to get yours and eat it. It makes sense , so I feel Chaoyue is almost the same . I have a question. There is a slag here and another one. Did anyone swallow it? It’s impossible to swallow it. It’s impossible. They are all put there. The main thing is this and the skin . Who ate it? The skin and the kernel are all done. This is too cruel. I think it was Di Ge. Because there are so many of us , only Di Ge can do such a thing. What about eating skin? Xu Zhisheng’s mouth can also eat skin. I think it was Di Ge. First of all, Di Ge spoke less during the whole process . This is not in line with his previous style of “fighting to death” on variety shows . And secondly, Di Ge’s that is gone. I suspect he ate it himself Then Zhuzhu came over here to get mine, and I can imagine that scene. Di Ge was there giving it to Zhuzhu. As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Zhuzhu . He is so smart. He is so smart. This must be the case. Di Ge has some truth. It is not that it makes sense , but it makes too much sense. Brother, your analysis is correct. I simply wanted to create some space for the undercover agent . So you want to protect the undercover agent, right? Because we are all talking, it is easy to catch him, but I don’t know why there is such a person, and he ended up stabbing myself to pieces. Can we have the opportunity to ask for help? Can the three of you give us some information? Just describe this person. His movements and expressions when he eats this thing. His face has a pair of flexible feet. That is definitely not me. I am forty years old . My legs and knees are not mine. Recently, Di Ge goes hiking every day. I don’t go hiking when the sun rises at six in the morning. Di Ge is you. Di Ge, you see, you are Di Ge in the first issue . Yes, you are still like this. You have a very agile posture. For the masticatory muscles, you can see that Xu Zhisheng’s masticatory muscles account for 80% of his face. He has trained them. I am not asking you to provide clues . I am not asking you to look like you are all pointing to Di Ge, but I think it is a bit wrong. Smart , smart, I think it is Brother Jiarui, you are not at all Not smart, but really smart. It’s not because of your agile analysis skills. I think you have the space to think that what is Di Ge Di what Di Ge is not. Let’s vote now and start voting. Let’s start from here, one, two, three, four, five, six. I’ll know one and four. Why are you pointing at me ? I’m five. Can we go and evaluate other departments? One and five are not Zhu Zhu. Let Zhu Zhu go. You even let Zhu Xudan go. Understand that you can’t do such a stupid thing. I tell you , sometimes she is because she was falsely accused. She is a little girl and she has no way to refute her. Then she admitted it. So it must be one and five , not Zhuzhu. She has “exploded herself”. Our HR department has the right to fire this person first. Are you tired ? I am so tired. Finally, vote and decide . Three, two, one. I am voted out. You have more votes than Zhuzhu. Di Ge, she voted for me. Think about it. She voted for me. She voted for Di Ge. Di Ge must not be the one. Think about it. Because you two are not on the same side , she is good and you are bad. I want to resign. Hello, two teachers from the HR department, let’s announce the results. Number four Zhuzhu is an undercover. Number five Di Ge is not an undercover. Of course it’s not me, you , you , so now there is another undercover. Put on the blindfold and let’s eat again. Put on the blindfold and then take it off. That time I slapped the greedy “ghost”. I can only say be careful, Brother Jiarui. Okay, let’s ask the undercover to take off the blindfold. Brother Jiarui talked and kept saying that I said there was a problem. What happened? He kept talking. I kept talking anyway. It’s impossible. There was a gust of wind. There was a gust of wind in front of me. Who is Chen Xinhao ? There is no need to say if there is wind . Can you sit well? Zhisheng is too obvious. Tian Jiarui is too clumsy . Is n’t it that he eats so slowly ? Is he still eating? Okay, not so slow, you can take off the blindfold. Who ate mine? Chaoyue was eaten. There is definitely a problem with the sound you just made. Come on, tell me what happened just now. You see his nose is not Jiarui. I just want to tell you something. Try to talk to me as little as possible because the smell is very strong . It’s really very strong. The smell is really, really, really strong. Don’t talk to me and you’re so close to me. Even if you spit it out, I can admit that I will be “dirty” immediately. You are fast . Do you believe it? Immediately, as soon as you say it, there is a lemon smell in your mouth. If you say less, I will believe it. This game is too difficult for undercover agents. It ‘s really hard. Let’s play the second round next time . Everyone Put on the blindfold . Let’s pat each other on the shoulder. No problem. Let ‘s walk around. That’s it. Please take off the blindfold and confirm each other’s identities. This food is quite difficult. To be honest, why doesn’t Brother Sheng speak? It’s your turn. It’s finally my turn. You were not in this state just now. What was my state just now? You talk, and you don’t care whether I talk or not . Don’t make me angry when you talk like you just now. What did Zhisheng eat? What did you eat ? It was still lemon . It was still lemon. Brother Zhisheng, what did you eat just now ? What kind of cooking was that ? It wasn’t you who were doubting me. Brother Di didn’t speak. Wait a minute, Xu Zhisheng , chew it in your mouth before speaking, okay? What? Zhisheng , your mouth is full. Xu Zhisheng, you are Zhu Xudan in the last round. What is Zhisheng eating? I am at a disadvantage. What am I eating? You always wrong people. Brother, don’t say anything. Don’t talk, okay? Eat quickly. Please eat quickly. Zhu Xudan. Zhu Xudan surpasses you. Why do you feel like there is something in your mouth ? Brother Di, Zhisheng, is it delicious after you finish eating? What does it taste like ? Chocolate. You asked Brother Zhisheng what it tastes like? Haven’t you finished eating yet? Okay, take off the blindfold. You didn’t wipe your mouth. What’s going on? There is another bread crumb on the right side of your face. Is it delicious? Is it delicious? Just now, I It was obvious that someone just smeared it on my face. Someone framed me so much that I think it was Brother Di. You did it to me in the last round. Because first of all, he was closest to me. He ate my thing , right? And secondly, he smeared it on your face just now and then on my face. Let me say one more thing. There is also a small residue on your upper lip. Was it also smeared by me? Yes,
I also smeared it on your mouth. I have such a poor sense of propriety. I did this to a girl and it was obvious that it was Zhu Xudan and Xu Zhisheng. It was very obvious. Everyone, look at this kind of frame-up. Brother Sheng, what is Brother Sheng? I hate this kind of behavior too. We can empathize. What are you chewing? The residue in your mouth. It is impossible for someone to be so stupid as to make such a contrived mark . It is impossible for someone to be so stupid as to make a mark and do such a contrived mark. Isn’t it “sick” to come to the three of you. Please describe the male in this undercover. Mainly the male who is clumsy. I observed the clues. I don’t know which embarrassing thing made a residue. I have never seen such a stupid person in that place. I ‘m sorry, brother, come back and pass this I can feel from the wording that you two are quite familiar with each other, because you wouldn’t curse other people like that. I think if the three of them were talking about Chen Xinhao, it would be too inappropriate . Let me tell you , analyze it carefully, and you’ll come up with some countermeasures. Zhisheng, explain why your mouth and tongue were like that just now. I wanted to have a strategy for that cookie just now, so I thought I ‘d wet it with my saliva , and then I’d swallow it directly, but it got on my palate. The three people who got two points got three baobaozi. The Human Resources Department still has five baobaozi in its hands. I actually want to give them to Zhuzhu because she eats really hard. She’s like a little squirrel, eating there all the time, very hard. Then we’ll enter the next round of mid-year assessment soon. Okay , we’ll enter the next round of mid-year assessment soon. It’s called Creative Brainstorming. It will be based on the theme of “I Smile When I See You”. You’ll write lyrics for songs based on the accompaniment being played. The creation needs to incorporate six creative elements, and finally the artificial intelligence music judges will comment and score. If the score of the Xiaoneng group is higher than that of the Human Resources Department, the Human Resources Department will give five baobaozi. If the score is lower than that of the Human Resources Department, no one will get any points . Okay. Okay , let’s play the original accompaniment song we’re going to use for our creation and feel it. Okay, “Horse Pole”. This is you rapping. You are my taste . We came to Zhenguoli’s “I Smile When I See You”. What is this place for you to find happiness? Find the direction, yours, mine, what, at the beginning, there is no one, still listening? The lyrics have been finished , they have all rapped, what should I do, they have already started to improvise , next we have five minutes to write lyrics and internal arrangement according to the song just now, first put the lyrics together and write our names in it, for example, Yang Di blocks his face, just like Wang Hedi, I write mine , it’s okay, I dare to write , it’s not that we don’t want to listen, it should be give me a Xu Zhisheng and give you a Yang Di, I don’t know if it’s a loss or a profit, hurry up and write a word , open the program and see, open the program and see Yang Di, there is no Wang Hedi , you can write this, it’s fun, but don’t worry, Xu Zhisheng is there, give you a Yang Chaoyue, hot and scorching, change it to something, give you a Yang Chaoyue , very fragrant, very fragrant , give you a Yang Chaoyue , youthful and passionate , youthful and passionate, can I change the tone, do I not need to practice, I will cooperate with you, what is a change of tone , is there anyone who understands, what is a change of tone, how to change it , am I not “crazy”, you sing this song, I It’s
you, for example, you are the man who lassoes the horse. Please help me think about it. Brother Rap, rap is a laughing stock this year. The group’s mid-year assessment is a laughing stock this year. What are the guests who accepted the assessment? You are not qualified. What do you think? Write it down for me quickly. Let ‘s attack our side. Now we are attacking them. What if someone over there writes a song praising us? It ‘s impossible. You have to believe them. These people, the teachers, is the creative direction you wrote kind or does it have anything to do with us? It’s all love for you, full of love . Just change these names. Give me a Yang Di, how about this, give me a Zhisheng, and a mighty Zhisheng. Zhisheng’s man, you are mighty and majestic. The galloping Zhisheng is like a gust of wind, which is also good. The man without a stalk, you are mighty and majestic. The Zhisheng without a stalk can be forty. Yang Di is like a gust of wind. To me, I can mention Li Dan, isn’t Lao Li the store manager of this show, right? I can mention the store manager of the convenience store. I can mention rap, right? Isn’t there a paragraph at the back? Come on, full of love Okay, next let’s take a look at the song of the convenience store brought to you by the HR department of Jianxiao Group. Come in, one, two, three. Give me a blessing, a rising transcendence. Give me a piece of green grass stretching to the distance . Give me a Xinhao, a mighty Zhisheng. Give me a lasso pole and put it on his head. Jiarui, you are mighty and majestic, do you have the confidence? (Forty-year-old) Yang Di is like a gust of wind. The endless wilderness. Please go wander, let us wander. The store manager Li Dan did not come to the scene. He wandered the streets every day. He had a bald head and thought his talent was the reincarnation of Maupassant. In fact, he only had a hoarse voice when he opened his mouth. If you don’t come today, you will go live broadcast. I wish you don’t open the store. How dare you say this vibrato. Let me see your vibrato How is the sound ? Our AI judges have listened to everyone’s performances very clearly. Before the AI teacher comments, we can listen to a single track of each person. Let’s listen to a good one first. Wang Mian’s is definitely no problem. Can you give me a Zhuzhu and a rising Chaoyue? Because I wrote this rap. Because I wrote this rap. I don’t know what lyrics they wrote. This is the first time I’ve seen this word. Give me a Xinhao and a Weiwu Zhisheng. You see, it’s still okay. You laugh when you see it, right? When the joke broke, the store manager Li Dan didn’t come to the scene. He wandered around the street every day. He was bald and bald. He thought his talent was the reincarnation of Maupassant. In fact, he only had a broken mouth. Luo voice, who made him not come? (Who) Who doesn’t come? It’s a bit heavy , a bit serious. I think normally I thought they had a decent relationship. Is yours okay? I didn’t expect it to be so bad. You comment on the song. What kind of interpersonal relationship are you commenting on? I don’t want to comment after listening to this song. Listen to it. Give me a blessing by Dadao. Zhu Chusheng’s transcendence. Give me a piece of green grass. Like before, the endless wilderness, please go wandering. It’s too bad to listen to it.
Next, listen to Hulan’s. Yes , you must listen to me . I want to listen to it. Come on, because Hulan has a howl at the end. Give me a (00:14) to the distance. I can’t read. I may be laughing here. Give me a Xinhao, a mighty Zhisheng. The essence is here. This is Humai. This is Humai. Good Big mosquito, isn’t this a vibrato? There will be a vibrato , and then there will be a vibrato art. I really want to slap that mosquito to death. This Inner Mongolian mosquito is “dead” there. It was slapped. It was slapped to death with a slap. Great . Our artificial intelligence teacher has just endured this section. Let the teacher comment on everyone’s overall performance. How good is it? The teacher will give us a score out of 10. What else can I say about this singing level? What else can I say? If you want to improve, work hard and don’t waste time here. The teacher is so cruel . How can he say such harsh words? You can ask some details , such as the rap lyrics just now. I glanced coldly. There is a lot to say. First, practice the pitch and grasp the rhythm well. Stop singing like headless flies. Think carefully about the lyrics and do n’t do something irrelevant. With their level, they still need to work hard. This is all from my heart. The teacher is so cruel . If you praise them hard, can you come up with a few lines? This group is quite courageous and dares to try this kind of adaptation. How many points can you give our group out of ten? I think it’s three points , six points is enough. The throat singing is a small highlight, but there is still a lot of room for improvement overall. The throat singing is a highlight, so this group is basically finished. This is the highlight. It’s great. We give it six points. Okay, come on, I think we can hand it over to the second group. I think I’m already perfect. I’m very satisfied. Six points. Let’s all sing together, because if we separate the audio track, there will be no audio track . Okay, let’s take a look at “Song of the Convenience Store” brought to you by the Xiaoneng Group. Please start. Stay away from me. I’m afraid your (voice) will enter my audio track. Welcome everyone to Inner Mongolia. It’s not bad . Perfect. Perfect. Very perfect . Very good. I really want to listen to Yang Di’s audio track. Whose do you want to listen to ? Professionals are different. I think you are all good, but Xu Zhisheng should be in our group. The others are all good. You are very suitable for our group. I refuse. I am talented. Listen to Xu Zhisheng first, okay? Because he has a transition that needs to be appreciated. It’s not me who made the transition. You disrupted the rhythm for me. We beat you. I originally saw Yang Di on the show without Wang Hedi, but you can see that I stepped on you, right? It ‘s not Shengzi. Now our group doesn’t want you anymore. Go wherever you want. You’re not here to cry. It ‘s not because My first few vibratos were not enough, so I added a few more at the end. I smiled so happily as soon as I saw you. You only had one sentence left, and there was Li Dan who deserted. Is this an undercover? “Get out” I am talented, I tried my best. Teacher Di Ge might beat us because of this segment . Listen to Chaoyue’s vibrato first. Chaoyue has a high note. Chaoyue’s five-second high note. Chaoyue has a high note. Whether it is high or not should have shocked me. I turned on the show and saw Yang Di but not Wang Hedi, but you can see Zhisheng here . I smiled so happily as soon as I saw you. There is also a Li Dan . This is okay. The high note that adds points is not bad. This makes up for my vibrato. For us, let the teacher give us some comments, comment. Let the teacher give us some comments, comment. Is it good? Artificial intelligence teacher, hello, is our song good or not ? It’s ugly. The lyrics are messy, illogical , and the melody doesn’t have any highlights. You still have the nerve to ask. Go back and practice well. Don’t embarrass yourself with this kind of thing. Such mean people are so rude, really, it is It ‘s not like this . Where is this thing? Catch it and beat it up. Where is it? It’s there. Is this right ? That’s what I think. From the lyrics to the performance, there is nothing good about your singing. You should work harder. What’s wrong? This artificial intelligence doesn’t understand music. The first sentence opens with Yang Di. How is it written without Wang Hedi? This line of lyrics is purely to make up the number. It’s purely to make up the number. The name is forced in without any meaning or beauty . It’s so cruel . It ‘s simply a negative example of lyric creation. I really want to “scold” it. The key is that it is so accurate. Do you like this song? I don’t like it at all. It’s purely to make up the number . It’s so ugly. It’s not as good as your evaluation. I want the link of this artificial intelligence. I suspect it’s your problem. Whether you don’t like Yang Di or not, it has nothing to do with anyone. The quality of the song itself is not good. Where did you find this artificial intelligence? It’s so powerful. Who taught it? Listen to Tian Jiarui’s rap. What do you think? The lyrics are not well written. There is no depth. The lyrics are also quite ordinary. There is nothing memorable when you listen to it . Yi Lijing Teacher, please come out, Yi Lijing. Teacher, please come out, Yi Lijing. Teacher , don’t, be calm. It’s too vicious. It seems that you want to change someone with a sharp tongue to comment. You don’t want to change us. If this song is released, how many views do you think it will have ? It’s hard to say. The views will be affected by many factors, but if there are celebrity support , it may have a good number of views. Then do you think we are celebrities? If many people know and like you, you will be small celebrities. Small celebrities, Di Ge, Di Ge , Di Ge, Di Ge. This will be my first time to “fight” artificial intelligence. Hello, artificial intelligence. What tier of artist is Xu Zhisheng? It’s hard to say. His popularity and the influence of his works don’t seem to have reached a particularly high level. Okay, maybe he is a third-tier artist or later. Third-tier artist or later. Don’t , don’t say anymore. Our show has been renamed ” You Smile When I See You Three Times “. We are no longer called “You Smile When I See You”. Teacher, let’s go back to music. I can’t stand it, I really can’t stand it. My mentality has collapsed . Do you still want to ask it? What tier of artist I am? I don’t want to ask I’m afraid your score is higher than mine. Let it rate you. Teacher , please rate it four points. Although you have some ideas , there is still a lot of room for improvement in songwriting and performance. Call the person at the back to come out . Let’s shut down the machine separately
and unplug it. Now I think it is very objective. To be honest, what is it for? You have never seen a third-tier artist sitting there. You are sitting in the wrong position. The third-tier (artists) are higher than I thought. Originally , you lost this round, so you can’t get the explosives, but I really feel sorry for it. I think, why don’t you change some rules ? You are really miserable. Okay , you still have to give us the explosives , or give us one point. Give each person two explosives , okay? Really, give each person two. In fact, you don’t have to give it . It’s okay
because they are all the same. It’s okay. Just little stars, we give alms. How about this, each of you will get three. After all, third-tier artists can get it, you seem to be able to get it, but I don’t want it. You can get eighteen, but I don’t want it . Okay , then each of you will get three. Okay ,
let’s change the game clothes and prepare for the next assessment . Okay, okay
, then we have the last round of assessment. Next, we will test everyone’s ability to speak the truth. Four people will participate. Four people will take turns to be the captain and the team members. Then the captain will secretly choose two positions for the water spraying punishment. The team members will ask the captain in turn and choose to sit down after getting the captain’s advice. The last seat will automatically go to the captain. There are two rounds of the game. The members who have not been punished by water spraying will accumulate one point. After the two rounds are over, the member with the highest score can get three explosive pieces. Our first round players are Xu Zhisheng and Wang Mian Tian Jiarui and Yang Chaoyue. The captain of this round is Tian Jiarui. The rest of the team members, please put on your headphones and take your seats. It’s so noisy . You can’t hear me clearly when I talk like this . I can’t hear anything either . It’s okay. I said you are very beautiful. I heard you. I can hear selectively . Come on, decide which two positions are the penalty positions. Sit down. Come on, Brother Mian will give you the right to actively choose. Do you want to be sprayed or not? Do you want me to be sprayed or not ? Let me put it this way. How is your relationship? Relationship, brother,
can we take advantage of this round of games to become more familiar with each other and become friends? No problem, then I really give you a sincere suggestion , okay? Position one, position one, do you think we will become closer after being sprayed ? No, I can’t possibly harm you. I can’t possibly harm you. Your definition of harm is to spray you . Harming is to spray me .
So you think position one will definitely not spray me. I won’t be sprayed and won’t harm me. I believe you ‘re here. Okay , you suggest that I sit in position one. Position one is that position, right? Take a seat directly. Who’s next? You choose a lucky number. Which one doesn’t have water ? Position two doesn’t have water ? Really? Yes. Can I believe it? Okay . No, wait a minute. You wait a minute. What if number two has water? Then you’re bad. It’s really hard to be a captain . Surpass. I think he will definitely not harm me, so I I can give it to you. Wang Mian wants to give it to you, right? I can give it to you, because I think this definitely does n’t exist. Because I believe in his character. I believe in his character very much . I think this definitely doesn’t exist, but I am willing to give it up . Your expression is wrong. No , do you think he has it in your heart? I think he definitely doesn’t. I believe he does. Are you really kind -hearted? I really believe in him and feel very sincere to you. Should we exchange it? I don’t quite believe him. You do n’t quite believe him . You’re not. The three of you are chatting there. There are other people here . What are the three of you discussing here? Put on your headphones right away. Put on your headphones. Okay, you just sit in the second (number seat) temporarily. Okay, okay, you sit first. Let’s talk about it. Brother , we met in 2022. I understand that we have also experienced many, many ups and downs. You called me during the filming of “Flowers and Youth Season 6”. I know, I know, brother , I know , you don’t have to tell me these useless things. It’s useless . I ‘m telling you this . These two don’t exist. These two do exist. Then I have no choice . What are you telling me ? You can talk to them . Zhisheng, you can check the previous information. He told me that this definitely doesn’t exist because we just met and he wants to be friends with me. He said that this definitely doesn’t exist. Let me sit here. Do you believe that that definitely doesn’t exist? I believe this definitely doesn’t exist. I believe this is absolutely not the case, brother. You do this, brother, you believe me . We can’t squat here . You do this, brother, you believe me . We can’t squat here. We can’t squat here . No , this game is a test of the captain’s conscience. Is there? Of course , I’ll sit here. Chaoyue, do you believe Jiarui? Brother, you switch with that one . I’ll switch with Chaoyue . Then should I wear a blindfold? You don’t have to wear it. You don’t have to wear it. Do you believe him? I believe you believe him. Then you are going to number four now . You don’t have to wear this . I don’t think
anyone is here
. Okay, let’s just leave it like this. There is nothing to do without it. Brother, don’t you believe me? I believe you, don’t wear it .
All friends, put on the blindfold. I won’t wear it. I suggest you wear it, then I will. Next is the time to verify Tian Jiarui’s true feelings . Who is he telling the truth to and who is he lying to? We are ready. Three, rest assured, brother, open your eyes . Open this eye. Two, one, quick. Brother, do you know that just at that moment your wig flew off ? Do you want to take it off? No. Can it still be used after it is wet? I just opened my eyes and saw it. It was sinister. The first time we met, Wang Mian, now the person is a little out of focus. Brother , I will be the captain in the next round. Xu Zhisheng will be the captain . Okay , come on, Tian Jiarui, you don’t need to wear headphones . There is no need. You do n’t need to go through that formality. Quick , brother, didn’t you choose? I chose. You chose. I chose. You chose. You chose first . I chose. Sit down . Sit down. Brother, wait a while, okay? I have nothing to say to you. You sit down . You sit there first. Surpass , come on, surpass , come on , sit here . Rest assured, you don’t need to wear an eye mask. Brother Mian, come on, I think since it’s already wet , let’s get wet together, right , right ? I’m not that kind. Tian Jiarui must “die”. You sit here, brother. I want to change. Where do you want to change? Where do you want to sit? You don’t care about me . Zhisheng said where I should sit first. You sit in seat 3. Okay, brother, I’ll change you . Then you sit there. Then will you sit there or not? Bet on my mind . Bet on your mind. Bet on my mind. Bet on my mind. Will you sit there or not? You bet on my mind. I will definitely change you. Is that right? You sit like this . Are you sure ? Come on, I don’t wear a blindfold. Give me a blindfold. You don’t have to surpass me. Believe me. Believe me. Where is his blindfold? You go up. Then you will fight and turn it into a game of grabbing chairs. The captain doesn’t have the ability to fool people. I won’t change. Come on. Brother, take your seat. Are you sure you don’t want to change ? You are acting with me again, right? Brother, you have lived for 30 years. How did you become a third-tier artist without any strategy ? Come on , are you sure ? What is the situation with the seats Xu Zhisheng arranged for everyone ? We are ready to play three, two , one. Xu Zhisheng , what kind of psychological tactics are you playing ? Don’t you want revenge? Brother , why do you love me so much ? Wang Mian even changed his hairstyle. Brother Mian, I originally thought that he would either change with you or with me, number one , but he didn’t change either side. He insisted on his own choice. Thank you, brother. I believe in your first choice. I will sit wherever you want me to sit. What? Next is Yang Chaoyue. The next captain is Wang Mian . Either Zhisheng or you just sit there and don’t move . Let her choose Chaoyue. I’ll sit here. You guys sit first. Chaoyue directly chooses Chaoyue. I’ll sit number three . It’s pretty pitiful. Wang Mian doesn’t care. It’s okay. I’ll sit here. You all are not wet at all. You get a blanket and say it’s true. I said you don’t need a blanket . Your conscience is “cold” and your conscience is “dirty”. Wipe your conscience. We met in 2022. You went to “Flowers and Youth Season 6” and called me. Then you treat me like this now. Brother, we met in 2022. It’s not that I sat where you told me to sit. Did I listen to you? You listened to me at this time. My own position is safe. You can change the rest by yourselves. I just asked you to choose this one . That ‘s it. Chaoyue. I have been hurt by a man in the Zhen Guoli “I Smile When I See You”. Let me see if there is anything that I can miss in this Zhen Guoli “I Smile When I See You”. I think the permanent residents of this program cannot all have bad character. What do you think the program group relies on to select us? Zhisheng, if you don’t change, I won’t change. I believe Chaoyue , come on. Three, two, one. I won’t come again. Close the door. A guest is leaving. Zhisheng. Why don’t you change? Wang Mian , it’s your turn to be the captain. Now it’s my turn. So I want to give Brother Mian a chance . Let Brother Mian have three choices for spraying water. Come on , choose two first . You kid, come here first . I’m telling you, brother, do you believe me or not? I believe you have one, two, one, two, and you understand . You can choose whatever you want . I’ll choose one, two, and I’ll still sit at two. Okay , it’s always two, okay. Brother Shengzi and Brother Mian have known each other since 2021. It just so happens that I chose 2 and 1. Which number should I sit in? 2 and 1 are available. I’ll sit in number 3. 2 and 1 are available. So which one should I sit in? Brother Mian is definitely a sincere card. One and two are definitely available. You sit in number 4 (number position) . You can sit first. Are you all adjusted? Adjust your mindset. My mindset is a bit unbearable. With this mindset , you still don’t believe me. I said one and two are available . Do I need to wear a blindfold? Actually, I don’t need to. Choose it. Which numbers did Captain Wang Mian choose? Three, two, and one . In fact , winning or losing is not important. It mainly depends on this number to judge the quality of people. Zhisheng feels warm in his heart. It was so cold before, but you also had a share. Absolutely, I know it’s okay, Wang Mian, it’s your turn to host next, because it’s our turn to change people. I have n’t gotten off work yet. You will host the next session. So Chaoyue and Zhuzhu can get three explosive cards if they win this round of assessment, but don’t forget to fight for me Of the five explosives in our HR department , the one with the wetter ones will be given to the one with the most explosives. It’s okay. Just give it to me according to my preferences. If I think he (she) is good-looking, I’ll give it to him (her). It’s all fine . Brother Di , do I still have a chance of winning? I gave it to Brother Di. Brother Di’s was the wettest. Give it to Brother Di. Give it to Brother Di. Thank you . In the end, I got these five explosives. Please help me calculate who has the most explosives in the end. Let’s congratulate Yang Di for winning the championship. Congratulations to Yang Di for winning the mid-year business championship of the Jianxiao Store. He will be directly signed for the next season. Congratulations. He will be directly signed for the next season. In fact, our HR department thinks that everyone is excellent. In order to commend everyone, we have specially prepared this year’s mid-year limited employee uniforms. Please pick up your own clothes. There are also employee uniforms with many Yang Di’s heads. This is a benefit. Brother Di surpasses me. I like green. Your face is pretty good. If you are doing me, can you not put me in the middle? Do you think this position is wonderful? The position of the belly button . Thank you for our good
mid-year employee uniforms. The tests on the HR side have all ended, but the assessment of the Laugh Energy Group has not yet been completely completed. You still need to go to the most mysterious department of the canteen, the post-production editing department . Communicate with your colleagues in the post-production department with the most sincere heart and select the real “grain” tasting employees of Zhenguoli . Select the real “grain” tasting employees of Zhenguoli. The real “grain” is as powerful as Zhenguoli . The post-production department is the one who is most familiar with you . Who can get their joy and love ? Next, you need to change your clothes and bring your real “grain” tasting employee voting cards to the post-production editing department immediately. This is the editing room. Is it fun for them to edit in this editing room? Editing is always tiring. They should think we are noisy and boring. Maybe it’s you who are Zhisheng, but I’m different. I think it’s okay when I see you in variety shows. When I meet you in person, I think you are very charismatic. But it’s even worse . Fortunately , that’s my job. You two have always been If you can’t praise others, both of you should shut up in the future. We arrived at Yangfengren, a variety show production company. This is really Di Ge , this is really pretentious. There are also photos of us posted. I want to see who the other one is in “A Pleasant Night”. This is me. Let’s see who this is. Who is this? “Sister Lang”. Who edited this? What did I find? Di Ge is so scary. Their place is also the editing base of “Fifty Kilometers Taohuawu 5”. If you turn on the public broadcast in your room, it will be all my voice. Quickly cut out this trapped shot of mine. Is it necessary to open this mouth so wide? It was not enlarged . Sure enough, it was not enlarged . I opened it so wide by myself. I want to ask where the special effects teacher of our show is. I have something to say to him. Thank you. It’s just the two of you. How can you do so many bad things ? How did you do it step by step? Put a gun in my mouth? There is one here. Hello , why is there another (dog) here? What are you doing? Let me see if it is a “brother” or a “sister” Let’s match “sister” with the one in our family. It’s neutered . What’s its name? Xiaohao , hug Xiaohao. I originally wanted to find a marriage partner for Xia Tian. It’s neutered , so it can be edited, right? This kind of dog will become like this after being edited for a long time. Is this the post-production teacher ? Is this the previous editor? Yes , I will never edit again in my next life, so we can just give this one directly. I’ll give you one. I see you’re just editing. Let me give you a good evaluation. I’ll send you one, each of you will cut. We should know who will be written in this issue. It’s okay if you write it. You do n’t have to feel psychological pressure. I’m watching you here. It doesn’t necessarily mean that I really want to write it. That’s not what I mean. Handsome guy , give you one, you should know who to fill in. I didn’t coerce or bribe you. I don’t have your zodiac sign Capricorn . I like Capricorn . These are all your true feelings, right? Especially I wish you good work, make a fortune , take care of your health, be happy, and become more and more beautiful. Zhu Xudan is the kind of person who sends it to others and stares at others to write her name , and then takes it back after writing it. Otherwise, the votes for Zhu Xudan are all fake votes. Why are they fake? You people who came out of “Sister Lang” really care about the votes. I found out. Is it hard, brother ? I’m sorry , what’s wrong ? Is it hard? It ‘s not hard , sister. You’re so handsome. I look at it every day. It’s not hard, that’s great. Then fill out one and send it out. We’ll meet our friends with cards in the conference room. We’ll go first and come to our conference room. Everyone will come in later. We’ll stand up. Isn’t the sense of oppression a bit too strong ? It’s as if we are going to change a batch of post-production . I see that many of those who edited yours are wearing masks and eye masks. Next, post-production representatives will enter the conference room to vote. You can have some positive communication with the post-production teachers on your own. Positive communication has requirements for us, right? It won’t be as ugly as today’s artificial intelligence. It’s “dead” and embarrassing. It’s considered a third-tier or even later. They will be better than today’s artificial intelligence. Is it vicious? Today’s artificial intelligence is generated based on these post-production teachers. We all vote anonymously here. You put it in first, and then don’t leave. Put it in right now , and then introduce yourself . If I don’t introduce myself, my hands will smoke. I have to go edit it quickly . My hands will smoke. You can’t edit it for a while. Don’t talk about this . This teacher is their chief editor. Teacher,
you don’t look like you are going to leave this building. Okay, let’s count the votes first . Wait a minute, I ‘ll shake it first. What are you shaking for? It ‘s not a lottery . (It’s) Count the votes. I’ll read the real “grain” tasting employee Yang Chaoyue . Appearance is justice. Put away your charm. Love to watch and be dedicated. Come and wish. It ‘s too cute. Beauty and intelligence are written for the wrong person. Smart is too smart. Find this person for me. His (her) younger brother is too mean. Come on, let’s listen to it together . I feel like it’s ironic. Some people can rest their eyes and relieve themselves every time they see their younger brother. In fact, the people in the computer room have been working on it . You and Li Dan, the three of us, take turns. As a post-production worker, can you bear it? They edit every episode and we have to take a sick leave . We have an eye disease. Xiao Tian , Tian Jiarui is too smart. Di Ge’s successor, the future variety show star. Xiao Ka is not Di Ge’s successor . What does Xiao Ka mean in future variety shows? What does it mean? I am the star. Take over my shift. Take over a small star. Check who this person is. Check this. You got it wrong. Brother, it must be written as mine. I won’t read it. It ‘s not good for everyone. I will read it. It must not be Yang (Di). It must be Yang Di. Di Ge ‘s reaction is the best, the effect is the best, and the game is played very well. Without Yang Di, this show would be so bad. Why add a ” not ” at the end? The most important thing is that Sichuan people help Sichuan people. All of a sudden, what I said before is in vain. Thank you, fellow villager, this is ours. Where in Sichuan is this ? Chengdu, Chengdu. Thank you. I like your mother very much . Okay, it’s good that I came too. You read it and I’ll read it. Xu Zhisheng ‘s recommendation reason is handsome. Why lie? Someone lied. This kind of vote should be invalidated. Handsome and humorous, partner with Yang Chaoyue, partner with Yang Chaoyue, like to eat your partner’s , eat your partner’s, don’t flip it there. Hurry up, Zhen Guoli’s real “grain” tasting employee Di Ge’s recommendation reason is better looking than Xu Zhisheng. So cruel. This person should be investigated as strictly as possible. Recommendation reason Yang Chaoyue is beautiful, no need to say more. I wanted to choose Di Ge , but he didn’t talk to me. Where are you? This picture is Chaoyue’s love for beautiful women, very cute . Chaoyue ‘s sister is beautiful, righteous, and has a funny expression. King, you often have that kind of expression, right, this picture is Di Ge, a 39-year-old man. The advertising slogan is one line. Zhen Guoli’s real “grain” tasting employee Yang Di drinks Zhen Guoli with the most sincere feelings. Pay attention to business expression management. Jiarui’s heart is charming I also want Ruirui’s autographed photo. This is a fan . Take this out. I’ll leave one for him (her) later. I narrowly won by one vote. Congratulations to our Di Ge for winning the title of “Zhen Guo Li” real “Li” tasting employee. What a pity it’s not me. I’ll drink more in the future and show more. You have to shake it before drinking. Yes , see if I have this one. I do the same with the one I took. I show it like this. The pineapple and apple flavored Zhen Guo Li is Xuwen pineapple with sweet apple juice. No wonder our Di Ge is addicted to it . We have to shake it before drinking. The taste of high-quality raw milk is matched with the sweetness of full apples. Chew it again. Real pineapple pulp is very comfortable. Teacher , you see I drink so hard. Do you want to try it? Drink it quickly. Chaoyue is going “crazy”. Let’s toast. Let’s congratulate our real “grain” tasting employee Yang Di. Thank you for your hard work. Cheers . Our selection has come to an end. Thank you to several teachers for participating in the voting for our performance report. Thank you for your hard work. Thank you. We won’t say a word of nonsense in the future . It’s okay on the spot. You ‘d better say the most useful word now. Prepare to say thank you. The teachers can be very good. Say another word that will be on the hot search. Is there anything edited ? Xu Cut all the scenes of Zhisheng. Cut them. You’re done. Xu Zhisheng, let me tell the audience friends that the one who’s blurred here is Xu Zhisheng. Why is it blurred? The reason is that he might have said something just now, and he offended the post-production teacher. Now it’s blurred, so it doesn’t matter what you do to him . Okay, then all our mid-year selections today are over. Thank you and congratulations to Brother Di. Applause and welcome. The crew of “Affectionate Eyes” should quickly take stills. This is an idol drama. I want everything, and you want everything. Our two teams will participate in the audition test to compete for the role in the customized drama. Xinhao, you will be the number one (brother) of Lehua in the future. Don’t be the strongest player in Lehua. She took a lot of rolls of his “tongue” at once . This game is too scary. Sixteen Zhisheng, eighteen , twenty Zhisheng, you see, twenty-two is coming soon. Several actors are rushing to our filming location and looking forward to your performance . I am a “dog”, I am a “licking dog”. When you come in, you can’t be like a human at first , you can’t be like a human. No one is leaving here. Do you want to see others or me ? I don’t want to see anything, so just stay here , okay, come on , come here, I’ll shake it again from here. No, he looks like the director. Why do I feel like you’ve been sidelined? Delete his scenes for me.