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Hello everyone, I’m Xiaoli . Hello, I did my first talk show last year. A friend was surprised after seeing the message and asked him, “ Are you talking about the talk show ?” I said, “Yes , otherwise how have I lived all these years?” He said, “Aren’t you always relying on your parents?” I said, “Not entirely, I also earn some money myself.” And I found that the value of relying on your parents lies in persistence. When you are in your 20s and live with your parents, others may say that you are relying on your parents, but you must not give up and persist in relying on them. When I am in my 40s , relying on your parents has become a way of accompanying you. Now I am a well-known filial daughter. I come from a family of four , my mother, my brother , and my father. Although I have a younger brother , our family particularly values girls over boys. After many friends have visited my home, They always say that they feel my parents are particularly unfair to my brother . When I asked them why, they said it was because my brother did all the housework . I asked them why they had to be fair. I think families that favor girls over boys are good. My brother and I are both good people. My brother is hardworking and considerate. I think these two qualities are very rare in our respective genders. Although I am very favored at home , I am not the person with the highest power in our family . The person with the highest power in our family is my father. My father is really outrageous. He never allowed me to ask questions since I was a child. He told me that if I asked everything, others would think I was ignorant. At that time, I had just started kindergarten. What I feared most was that others would think I was ignorant. He also didn’t allow me to laugh. He told me that boys who laugh are fools. Women laugh strangely, men laugh crazily, women laugh strangely. Have you ever heard this saying? (No) No, right? Because he made it up himself. But since then, I dare not laugh at home . If I really can’t help it, I will go out to laugh. The neighbors are saying that there is always strange laughter in the corridor. My father is the kind of person who hopes that others are unhappy when he is unhappy . When I was young, he was always on business trips . Every time he went out, he would take away the closed-circuit line at home . The closed-circuit line is the line that receives TV signals. He was afraid that we would have too much fun watching TV when he was not at home , but he didn’t know that we were already very happy when he was not at home. One year during the Chinese New Year, he went back to his hometown. As soon as he left, our family of three talked and laughed, and I realized that I also love my brother and my mother. My brother also loves my mother and I. My mother also loves us, the three of us are a happy family. My father has a very bad temper. He always loses his temper for no reason and asks me to If he apologized and I didn’t, he would go on a hunger strike. As a filial daughter, I had to apologize to him and say, “Dad, I was wrong.” Most parents would ask you what you did wrong when they encounter this situation, but my dad wouldn’t. He would forgive me immediately because he was hungry too. And now my dad has become very nagging. What he nags me about the most is that I do nothing all day long. I am annoyed by his nagging, so I have to pretend to be busy at home. How do I pretend ? Sometimes while I’m eating, I suddenly sigh and say, “Oh, I ‘m so busy lately.” Sometimes I pretend to make a phone call, so that he can hear me saying that I can’t do it today, I ‘m too busy today. I didn’t even pick up the phone, I just made a 6 gesture. Unexpectedly, after a while, my dad suddenly asked me , “You are so busy every day , do you make any money?” I said, “Yes, I did.” Then I started pretending to be rich . Pretending to be rich is completely different from pretending to be busy . I don’t Maybe while I was eating I suddenly sighed and said, “Oh, I ‘m so rich recently .” In order to pretend to be rich, I started to buy some things for my family . Fortunately, I never bought things for my family before, so now no matter what I buy, my father will think that Wang Xiaoli has made a fortune this time. The more things I buy, the higher my status in the family. Now I want to give advice on everything at home. In short, I am the father at home. I have to say that being a father is really cool. Being a father has given me courage . Now I dare to confront my father in person. Once my father boasted at home about how much he contributed to the family . I said, “Your contribution is not as great as my mother’s, right? My mother washes clothes and cooks, but you do nothing all day long. ” He said, “Then I have to make money to support the family.” I said, “My mother also has a salary . ” He said, “Then my professional title will be promoted.” I said, “Without my mother doing housework, how would you have the time to promote your professional title ? Aren’t you grateful?” My father was stunned by my confrontation Then he suddenly stood up and said, “I have never done anything against the law in my life.” I was broken. I didn’t expect that the authority I was most afraid of since I was a child was so fragile. It’s like Harry Potter said to Voldemort, “Voldemort, you are a big bad guy, ” and Voldemort cried. My father also asked me , ” What contribution have you made to this family? ” I said, ” I am the eldest daughter of this family , and my existence is my contribution to this family. I am not talking nonsense. Think about it. In the 1980s, in a small town, if a couple didn’t have children, how would others gossip about them behind their backs? How could you gain a foothold in the unit ? Strictly speaking, I gave you a family. Now I have even replaced my father and become the person with the highest power in our family. That day was New Year’s Eve and our family was watching TV. My father thought the TV was too ugly, so he took out his mobile phone and played with it. I just looked at him and he was so scared that he quickly put away his mobile phone and started watching TV seriously. At that moment we didn’t say anything but we knew that the transfer of power had been completed. Although the TV that day was ugly, the more I watched it , the more excited I became because I knew that the uglier the TV was, the more power I would have. Thank you everyone, I’m Xiaoli . Xiaoli’s ticket lock channel is open. Actually, I was a little hesitant when I was filming. I think it was mainly because compared with the previous scene , I think the laughs in this one are not as dense as the previous one, but I still like Xiaoli very much. In fact, I’m also very curious about how she can be a dependent and have power at home. It’s mainly based on a sense of belief and a sense of belief . Maybe I’m more favored at home. When I was born, my grandmother told my mother that you should be good to your daughter because your daughter is the queen. So my family has been very good to me since I was a child . Then when my mother was pregnant with my brother, she heard the uncles and aunts in the yard teasing me, so I said that mom and dad don’t love you anymore after we have a brother. Then after my mother heard this, she discussed with my father and said that I should love my sister more in the future and not let her feel ignored and not let her feel Being ignored , she has always been favored at home. And as long as she has a stronger sense of belief, she can do it. So it’s still a very happy family, I guess. Her father is so cute. That is to say, if you say something to him, he will be angry and refuse to eat, right? He will just sit on the sofa at first. Then if you call him twice and he still doesn’t eat, he will go back to the bedroom and lie down. He ‘s hungry, and then he’s waiting for you to apologize to him. Then what would you usually do? Throw a cake in through the crack of the door. I usually take two bites first. “Delicious, delicious, delicious,” and then see how he is. If he still doesn’t come out, I’d think I can’t live without my father, so I’d better apologize to him. It’s not that difficult anyway. Then I’d say, “Dad, I was wrong.” Then he’d say, “Dad was also wrong.” Then the father and daughter would hug each other and cry, and then come out to eat together. It’s great because she is a person who grows up in this kind of unconditional love. The wind and rain of the world will bypass you , and she can still come up with a lot of jokes from this. This kind of sweet burden . I think her life experience is very wonderful . I took this photo because I believe you must be a person with many wonderful ideas. I hope I can lend you a hand. Thank you. Maybe the effect of this show may be a little worse than the previous one , but I think the content of this show is very good. I am still sorting it out. First of all, its structure is very clever. Almost all the characters , the relationships between the characters, the expression of emotions , the logic of power, are reversed to some extent. You see, she said a sentence in it. She said that because our family favors girls over boys, she did not favor girls over boys at all, but just let the girl return to a role and position that may be similar to that of boys. But our conclusion is that this is favoring girls over boys , so everything she did is reversed . It is ironic. And Xiaoli, after you participated in this program, your parents must have started to create an account like Jia Hao and started (following) you. Xiaoli, you are awesome. I shouldn’t tell them. I think we should still maintain a sense of boundaries . Don’t you understand ? There is no Internet at home. Your first episode must have been a hit as soon as it was broadcast, because I haven’t had a talk show for a long time. I told them that one time my dad couldn’t help it anymore and he asked me what I was doing, going out so late and coming back so late every day. I said I was doing talk show and he asked me if I liked it. I said I quite liked it and he said then just do it well . He didn’t know what talk show was until one Spring Festival Gala , there was a round table and Xu Zhisheng and some people stood up to do talk show. Then after watching it, my parents were silent. Then why was it okay when I wrote it at that time? Dad said I wouldn’t eat and I went back to the room. I came out again after the talk show was over . That’s when I started playing with my phone. That’s when it started and my dad said it was pretty good , pretty good. Then my mom said she said it was okay, I could watch such an ugly TV show, mom should do a talk show, okay , mom go and complain , not to mention you are my biological daughter. But since then, they have never mentioned to me that they want to watch the show or want to know what I am doing . Never , so I didn’t take the initiative to say it’s okay, I believe when this show is broadcast, your parents will definitely see it. Give applause to Wang Xiaoli again. OK, thank you. I may be living off my parents most of the time . Although I am living off my parents, I will not spend a lot of money . I will just earn less and spend less. The longest time I have not worked is more than ten years. They support me in whatever I do . They think it is OK even if I do n’t work. Especially my mother. It seems that she doesn’t need me to do anything. She is already very proud of me. She doesn’t need me to do anything to make her proud of me. Sometimes she sits on the sofa and looks at me. I will ask her , “What are you looking at? ” She says, “I am so proud of you. ” I say, “Haven’t I accomplished anything? ” So, in fact, I don’t have the pressure of having to work. Xiaoli’s family is the most beautiful existence in the world. And her parents loved her so much. I think no matter what career a person is successful in, they ultimately hope to have a happy life. Whether it’s family or friends, she is already living at a very beautiful end point. This life is a perfect life. It ‘s very good .
Let’s see first whether Xiaoli will advance directly or accept the challenge. After Wang Xiaoli’s performance, the spear group started grabbing the microphone. If no one stands, then grab the ball or grab the week. No one stands. Because no one stands , so sorry, Xiaoli, you must start the process of choosing by yourself. Come on, we will take out the selection box. From our perspective, we can see the name she drew, but don’t tell her that it’s just based on her own feelings . It’s like a shot put and it starts to torture people again. It’s too exciting. Don’t do it, don’t do it , don’t do it, don’t do it, it’s nervous, nervous, I was drawn. Wait, what? Who is Jiang Zihao ? Jiang Zihao? Is it me? Jiang Zihao, this friend she chose, we are also looking forward to it. In the first round, he used his wonderful talk show to arouse our attention to Cantonese. Will he add more Cantonese elements to his performance next? Applause, welcome Jiang Zihao (so handsome) (So handsome) Thank you, everyone. I’m Zihao. Thank you, everyone. Let me first say that I’m from Guangdong. Everyone knows that I’m from Guangdong (I’m from Guangdong). Let me prove it. To be honest, I was quite happy recording the show this year because there are four actors from Guangdong in the show this year . This should be the first time in the show that this number of actors from Guangdong can make up a mahjong table. Really, when we were recording the first round, the four of us from Guangdong were so happy in the interview room. I even said to the camera that the top three spots were not enough for the four of us . Really , then I said to another actor from Guangdong named Ji Chi, and I said to him, who between the two of us will be the first? Do you think I should give way to you, or you can be the first and I will be the second? Then after the first round, three of them had already returned to Guangdong, which was a bit embarrassing. The director was still there to comfort us, saying that the humor of you Cantonese people is a bit unsuitable for the local environment. I said,
we Shanghainese are so embarrassing now. Think about it , it would be more embarrassing if I was eliminated in the second round. Do you think that when I go back, Ji Chi will definitely ask me, ” Zi Hao, which round did you get eliminated in ?” I will have to tell him that you are the first and I am the second. To be honest , I think it is actually more difficult for us Guangdong actors to do Mandarin talk shows than people from other places. I am not making excuses . First of all, we don’t speak the same language. Because we have to learn Mandarin to do Mandarin talk shows. I am not kidding . In the first few years when I started working, I really couldn’t understand the northern Mandarin at all , especially the Northeast Mandarin. It ‘s too complicated. There was really one time when someone said to me, “You little bastard.” I didn’t even know that he was scolding me. My reaction at that time was, ” What’s the stomach ? You are hungry, right? I will cook some noodles for you. ” He also said to me, ” You and Sa? ” That’s not what this sentence is. Why are there all subjects in a sentence ? Then there is no verb for “You and Sa” and I said “You and Sa”. I and Ah Sa (Charlene Choi) It’s twins. I have no idea who they are. There is another thing I have wanted to say for a long time. I was really embarrassed to say that I really couldn’t understand what Maodou said . To be honest, the first time I heard Maodou doing talk show, he gave me the feeling of the uncle with a pot on his head in Plants vs. Zombies . Do you know this person ? Do you still remember this person? Can the friends on the second floor see it? Maodou really looks like this in my mind. I am like a fool, so you know, the first time I heard Maodou doing talk show, he felt like braised large intestine in my ears. I couldn’t understand it at all. I always felt that the sound of my grandma’s broken radio was clearer than his. This is really the thing that puzzled me for a long time. I didn’t dare to say it before . I felt that how could everyone understand you when you obviously didn’t talk like that? I thought there must be someone who is pretending to understand like me . You know, I’m afraid of being laughed at by others, right? Maodou’s New Clothes is definitely like that. I get angry just thinking about it because people often say they can’t understand my Mandarin . Why can’t you all understand Maodou? Try letting Maodou perform for that boss from Guangdong. Maodou will cry and go back to his father. You know, the bosses from Guangdong will say that Maodou is not funny at all and he can’t adapt to the local environment. I tell you, it’s for sure. And there’s another thing that’s the most difficult for Guangdong actors . You know, Guangdong doesn’t really attach much importance to talk shows and other cultural entertainment. Compared with Shanghai, I feel that the locals in Guangdong only think about eating. They only think about eating all day long. When I returned to my hometown and told my friend that it’s not easy to get along in Shanghai, he said, “Yes, there’s nothing delicious in Shanghai.” I meant that I was not happy at work, and he said, “Then let’s see what we’ll eat later .” I told him that the show is too difficult, sitting here every year and messing around, he said, “Shrimp dumplings.” Good boss , give me two baskets of shrimp dumplings. I’m telling you how much Cantonese people care about food. True story. When I was doing my Cantonese show in Guangdong , audiences would often stand up and leave at the end of the show . I didn’t know what they were doing. I asked, “What’s wrong? Is it because my acting is not good?” He said, “No , I’m going to have a midnight snack.” He said, “You acted very well, but it’s my turn in the queue. ” Cantonese people’s obsession with food is incredible. In his mind, Jiang Zihao is not as important as No. A18, right? We Cantonese are like this . As long as we have food to eat , we love to eat too much. Just think about it, in Guangdong, even the curse words are to make people eat, right? Do you remember Jacky Cheung’s classic one? Emojis? Don’t worry about what he tells you to eat. Is he telling you to eat? You just love to eat. We eat. You really, the current situation of us Guangdong actors is like this. It’s hard to get food outside. When we return to Guangdong , we only have food to eat. So, compared with other actors, the biggest advantage or feature of Guangdong actors is that we can speak Cantonese. Originally, my biggest wish for me to be on the show this year was to perform a Cantonese talk show on this stage and make you laugh to death. I originally thought that, but the biggest problem, as you know, is that it is basically impossible for everyone on the scene to understand Guangdong edamame. Now I have thought about many ways to It’s impossible. I even discussed it with the production team. I asked if we could have subtitles or something on the spot. Then the production team said it was difficult and couldn’t be done. After a long time, my colleague from Guangdong finally gave me an idea . He said, Zihao, is it possible for you to translate for everyone on the spot ? I said, how to translate, brother, it’s too late. He said, just speak one sentence in Mandarin, one sentence in Cantonese, one sentence in Mandarin, one sentence in Cantonese (one sentence in Mandarin, one sentence in Cantonese) , speak alternately (speak alternately like this) , isn’t it ? Isn’t it? (That’s it?) I said it’s weird to speak like this, it’s weird to speak like this (it’s so weird to speak like this) , like a lunatic , like a lunatic (like a lunatic But you can see that I was convinced by him in the end . You can see that I was convinced by him in the end (You can see that I was convinced by him in the end). I like this. It ’s just a bunch of inexplicable nonsense . Because if I think about it carefully, it’s quite good . Because if I think about it carefully, it’s quite good (because if you think about it carefully, it’s quite good). I ’m still acting. First of all, I can put my own spin on my Cantonese part. First of all, I can put my own spin on my Cantonese part. Anyway, no one can understand it. This Jiang Zihao is really humorous and handsome (this Jiang Zihao is really humorous and handsome). Let’s make myself happy first. I don’t care, and I’ll let you feel the charm of Cantonese by the way , because everyone knows that Cantonese has nine tones and six tunes , so many people know that it is the ancient poetry . Many ancient poems are more charming and more flavorful when they are read in Cantonese . Then finally, I will show you a small Cantonese recitation of “Quiet Night Thoughts” for everyone, okay? “Quiet Night Thoughts” (“Quiet Night Thoughts”) Li Bai (Li Bai) Do you recite poems without reciting the author’s name? You are really unprofessional. The moonlight is bright in front of the bed (The moonlight is bright in front of the bed) I wonder if it is frost on the ground (I wonder if it is frost on the ground) Zi Haodong stand-up comedy (Zi Haodong stand-up comedy) I have time to cheer you up (I have time to cheer you up) Thank you, everyone. Thank you , thank you very much for coming . After Jiang Zihao’s performance, everyone took out the voting device in their hands and pressed the OK button to confirm Jiang Zihao’s ticket lock channel. Jiang Zihao, teacher , what was the personal message in your last sentence ? Yes, I promoted my Cantonese special show and said that Jiang Zihao’s talk show is free to come and support it. Although I don’t understand Cantonese , I think it’s time for a talk show actor to mix in personal messages. Yes, yes, I like him too much. I think Zihao can thank you, thank you, thank you. He is getting better and better this year . Because it is true that I have participated in several seasons of our show before. He used to just rely on going crazy, and that time he exploded all of a sudden. Now he is very stable, very stable, very stable . It ‘s very good. You said that it is difficult for Cantonese people to understand people from the Northeast. I am from Beijing, but it is very difficult for me to order food from Cantonese people. I wanted to order sausages. I said, “Give me a sausage. ” He said, “Do you want black tea or green tea? ” I said, “I want sausages.” He said, “Our teas are very fragrant.” He couldn’t understand and didn’t know what sausages were . Have you ever thought that sometimes it is difficult for others to understand you when you speak. I order food very slowly. Are you sure? I told him, “Hello, I am Da Zhangwei. I speak very slowly. ” Anyway, what I mean is that there are actually all these little things like ordering food , but you like it. I like it so much. I hope you can keep going. That’s great. Thank you. I love you . Teacher Luo didn’t film it. I actually think Zihao spoke very well in this section , but you used two props, a painting and a tissue for wiping sweat. I think the tissue for wiping sweat is effective. I don’t think the effect of taking out the painting is particularly obvious. I personally think it is effective , but it’s just because the action is funny. I don’t think the content itself has the effect of wiping sweat. Actually, I can understand what Zihao said, because although everyone in the dialect area we are in can understand it, I had a prejudice when I was young. I always thought that the articles written by northern writers were vivid, while those written by southern writers were not vivid enough. I kept thinking this way until I got to know some Writers in the south say that this is the egocentrism of northern culture. In fact, it is because our Mandarin has defined the language of the north, so writers in the south have to switch to the unfamiliar language that they are second best at. So I can especially understand what Zihao said because I have experienced this cognitive transformation process , but I didn’t film it. The main reason is that the last show was so exciting. Today, because we are still on the same topic , I was looking forward to whether there will be another breakthrough, but it is basically the same or even slightly declined. Let ‘s see that Zihao still chose to speak Cantonese in the second show. Fixed topic and fixed direction. In fact, for talk show hosts , they are adding to their own scores. But I think Zihao has already handed in a very, very good answer sheet . So after Zihao’s performance, Xiaoli returned to the stage. After Wang Xiaoli and Zihao’s performances, let’s take a look at the final votes of Wang Xiaoli and Jiang Zihao . Congratulations to Jiang Zihao for his successful advancement. Xiaoli’s 232 votes are also a very good result. He will continue to wait for Zihao’s advancement in the pending area.