【脱口秀和Ta的朋友们 第二季】第3期下：徐志胜和拆二代相爱相杀 ！|#脱口秀和Ta的朋友们第二季 #Stand-up Comedy2
No kidding, Meituan’s flash sale is about to start, and the excitement continues. The two who are about to compete are Xiaokuai and Xu Zhisheng . I miss you so much. Is this teacher here? Because he has a schedule problem, Zhisheng, Zhisheng, let’s ask his good friend Xiaokuai to make the decision for him. He wants to choose for Zhisheng. I will choose for him, so I will choose the business wizard. Who is the business wizard? Who is the great business wizard? I am himself. Look at this brotherhood, this brotherhood relationship. Why do you choose like this? Just punish him for not coming, right? I am the only one in our company who is making money. This life needs some passionate stories. He doesn’t care whether it can be successful or not , but you have to have the energy to tell them about our bet . The bet is 5% of the shares . Whoever wins between us will win. Who gave up 5% of the shares ? I just said that this is a win-win situation . The winner gets more and the loser gets rid of it as soon as possible, right? In a win -win situation, you won’t suffer any loss. Indeed, I made a bet with many people. If I win the championship this year, it will be mine. Zhisheng will also give me all his resources. Did I want to use him to promote it later? And this kid is still playing tricks on me at this time. The pattern and map of talk shows will be reshuffled. I hope everyone will wait and see. It will be lively. The first person to come on stage is the well-known second-generation demolition . As you all know , he has cooperated with Zhisheng to start a business in recent years and finally created an interesting business joke . Applause, welcome. Xiaokuai , the manager of the club. Hello everyone. I am Xiaokuai. Last year, I opened a club called Kaihua Talk Show. So what is my current identity ? (Manager) . I can make a profit of negative 120,000 yuan every month . Soon I will become a minority among capitalists. How to say proletarian capitalists ? Actually, I didn’t expect to lose so much money at the beginning, because you also know that I have a partner named Xu Zhisheng. The idea at that time was very simple. With his fame and my ability, how could you lose money? Later, Xu Zhisheng was also very surprised and said, “Brother, I didn’t expect your ability to exceed my fame.” Many people don’t understand why we would lose money. We lost money because we had more than 200 audiences for each performance in a theater with 1,200 seats. An actor glanced at the audience seats from backstage and said, ” Brother, you can tell this performance is organized by you because the audiences were sitting in small blocks.” He said, “No, why don’t you change the name?” I said, “Then change it to “Big Block.” Why was there a big empty block in the second performance ? Later, I changed my mind and moved to a theater with 200 seats . This time, I was able to sell 40 tickets. Xu Zhisheng also asked me how the tickets were selling. I said that the ticket sales ratio had increased. He said, “Then we can make money.” I said, “It depends on how you calculate it .” I lost 100,000 this month , but lost 120,000 last month. Theoretically, I made 20,000. Ten thousand. He said it can be calculated this way. I had to explain to him that making money is relative to speed. He said, but the speed at which you lose money is absolutely fast. I said, “A little faster, a little faster.” I have also asked many friends what the problem with our club is . Some said I don’t know how to promote it, some said I don’t know how to operate it , and some said you second-generation demolition workers shouldn’t start a business. Finally, someone said that Xu Zhisheng also has a problem . I said, “Tell me more about it.” He said Xu Zhisheng doesn’t know how to find a partner. You know, if one person says I have a problem, it may be his problem , but if so many people say I have a problem , it must be their problem because after all, they have never been a boss. I actually want to Implement some truly effective ways to make money like a real boss. Overtime, salary cuts, and layoffs can be effective in minutes. Why don’t I do this? Men should have dignity . I’m a Beijing kid. Whatever I do, I have to be worthy of myself. So later I consulted a very successful boss , Great Master from Changsha. I told him that I wanted to make money and also wanted to have dignity . What should I do? He said, don’t worry. The next day, he flew from Changsha to Shenzhen and brought me a solution. He bought me a Pixiu from Yuelu Mountain. I felt very complicated at the time. You said he was unreliable. Someone came all the way from Changsha to carry this 20-pound Pixiu and handed it to me. You said he was reliable. What are you thinking about putting the God of Wealth in the office ? Is it my fault? I told Great Master, no, I don’t believe you. Aren’t you just parachuting in an employee in the same position? He said this is called introducing a competition mechanism to stimulate the team. I said no wonder he can make money and use scientific management theology. I thought it made a lot of sense at the time, so I quickly bought the golden toad, the lucky cat and the fortune tree, all of which were placed on my desk. There are now fights between gods in our office every day, so I have no place to work and can only work in the aisle . Our colleague who passed by there was still a domineering president. Later, a local friend in Shenzhen told me that if you want to turn over, these feudal superstitions are useless. You have to take your business license, official seal and ID card to Shenzhen Metro Line 5. There is a turn-over station. You can turn over when you get off there. I said feudal superstitions are useless, and you have to engage in infrastructure superstitions, right? But I think this is not right, because think about it, even if I get off there and really turn over, I have to go to the opposite side to take the bus, then I will turn over again, right? I ran a long way there to play ghost wall, and my buddy said that since you lost money, The situation has become much smaller. You could have just taken a taxi back. That month I lost more than 100 yuan in taxi fares , but I still gained something because as soon as I got off the car, I saw ads for Xu Zhisheng and Hu Lan. They asked me if I needed funds to turn around. Wasn’t that the right person to ask? I knew at a glance that I could still turn around. In fact, I was also reflecting on why the club failed so badly. It’s because this society has too single a standard for judging success, which covers up the brilliance of many human beings. I’m telling you that I just see that everyone today is a knowledgeable person, and I’m sharing this with you sincerely. For this entrepreneurship, you shouldn’t just take investment as an investment. If you look at it from the perspective of investment, you will know how dazzling I am. Last year, I spent 8 five social insurances and one housing fund, hired 109 actors, performed 209 shows, entertained 365 guests , flew 396 high-speed trains, and stayed in hotels for 406 nights. I spent more than 1 million yuan and promoted 5 industries. How can this be considered a loss? Isn’t this a micro-regulation of the macro-economy ? And let’s be honest, a rich man with more than 1 million yuan can only buy a sports car, right? To please himself , but I bought a carriage that drives the national economy. What do you rely on? Is n’t it this? The visible hand. On many nights after the performances, I sat in the theater and thought about my overall view. I opened a bottle of national liquor, Old Village Chief, to celebrate. The real pure grain liquor tastes good and does not make you drunk. It makes life happier. As a Beijing kid, we must first live up to ourselves. If I am happy, you in the carriage will be happier. And I also know and I also know that to be honest, if we talk about making money, I really can’t rank in the talk show circle. But if you talk about spending money, they can’t catch up with me even if they add up . I tell you, many talk show actors are still working hard to make money and want to buy a house to set up a small family. I have sold my house to build the country. And I also know that this society actually treats me poorly . We have a deep stereotype of the second generation of entrepreneurs. People think that we are arrogant , incompetent, stupid and rich. They say that our unearned wealth will be wasted through hard work . I tell you that it is narrow-minded. Everyone must understand one thing . Only when there are more people like us starting businesses in this society can the money flow to all walks of life and finally achieve common prosperity. You know, you are a little scared by my vision . Others started from scratch, but we started from scratch. You know , remember, don’t encourage those elite entrepreneurs, such as those people from Tsinghua, Peking University and Columbia. What good is there for us to start a business? Think carefully about what PUA (mind control) is. Aren’t the 996 voluntary overtime and cost reduction and efficiency improvement all researched by these people? It’s impossible for me to research these things because I was eliminated from the bottom in the college entrance examination. What can I say? I’ve been through the rain, and I tell you that ordinary people can be calculating, but these elites can’t do it . Look at my planning. I sold all the 480 tickets for Xu Zhisheng’s performance at Kaihua for 180. I didn’t even notice it until the audience sent me a private message. I was very generous. Xu Zhisheng even gave me a 70% discount when he came. I said it wasn’t me who was generous. Thank the country. I enjoyed a million-dollar subsidy in advance. So remember, no matter in life, If you come across a second-generation entrepreneur like us in China or on the Internet, don’t make fun of us. Just encourage and support us. If nothing else, you should send us a banner with four big characters on it: ” Benefiting the country and the people “. You can applaud . I’m not brave enough to say how funny this article is. But I can say that this is the most valuable article among all the articles you’ve read today. I calculated carefully that 1 word is 500 yuan. Let me say 4,000 yuan at the end. Thank you everyone. I’m Xiaokua . The countdown to locking tickets is coming. Applause again for Xiaokua. Thank you everyone. Why did you come back and say that this is not the only solution. The only way is to get involved yourself. There is no other way. Right . And because Xu Zhisheng talked about your cooperation on this stage last season , I also have something I want to achieve this season . That is, he said a lot of things. How about it? He processed it a little too much. This is a deeply processed talk show. You know, you are clarifying the talk show. To me, this is the original flavor. The original flavor is too shameless. Have you ever thought about opening those stores in Sydney ? I went to Sydney to perform a while ago. I felt that the ticket sales were not very good. Sydney will definitely make a fortune. Congratulations on your fortune. I didn’t expect that someone would support my broken joke. Thank you, Xiaokua. Thank you . Finally someone supported my joke. Thank you. I think this is his most interesting and very good performance. It is true that he has a very touching life experience, and then he can practice very good jokes. But I have some opinions. I actually agree that you can talk about the internal jokes of this occasion in a certain occasion , but if the number of times is a bit too much, I think you can cut it a little bit because you have a lot of cuts. I think if you can end it before the end, about 30 seconds to 1 minute , it will be a particularly highlight moment. There is a little stretch at the end. I personally think it is a little stretched. Thank you very much. I think the angle of the work is very good-looking , and the performance is also very relaxing . The whole feeling is very pleasant. However, it may be because I worry too much about the business and may not invest enough in the work. So the overall thing is quite fun , and it only stops at being quite fun. So you know that with the development to this point, the blessings I send to Xiaokuai now are not to wish him a smooth promotion , but to wish the Flower Club to turn losses into profits in 2025. Thank you again for Xiaokuai’s performance. This friend who is about to PK with Xiaokuai has seen his acting skills this year. He is a very abstract hero who is full of loopholes. Applause to welcome Xu Zhisheng, the happy little star. Hello everyone, I am Zhisheng. Let’s talk about Xiaokuai first . He is too shameless. He bought a carriage that pulls the economy, but who is the horse? He is still there . He wrote five hundred words, and then I realized that I accounted for two hundred and fifty in it . To make matters worse, he was played again this year. I was sent back from the entertainment industry. I was originally thinking of winning the Golden Rooster Award, but ended up winning a talk show . To be honest, now that I’m back to do talk shows , it’s like when you’re in college and someone calls you back to say you’re going to take the college entrance exam. You know, I wasn’t very good at it to begin with, and when I saw my classmates again, I felt hopeless because they were all repeaters. Last year’s top scorer is back. But doing talk shows is still a good thing , because it makes me feel worthy of it. Otherwise, it would be hard for me to accept that I’m the brand spokesperson for Semir’s menswear. You know, I really have nothing to do with fashion. I mainly wear clothes by smelling them. If they don’t have any smell, I can wear them . Sometimes, if my style is bolder and has a little smell, I can wear it. I call my style of dressing Chanel style, which is fashionable. Don’t even mention wearing it. I don’t understand it now. Why are there so many colors in fashion now ? Dopamine, macarons, Maillard, what are they? It was so good before . There were only 7 colors, 7 colors, and I had them all. The two are unrecognizable and who would have thought that Maillard is the same color. When I first heard it, I thought it was an international situation. I said, what is America doing with Germany again? But fashion is sometimes too bold, too bold. Once I went to shoot a magazine and they prepared a suit for me but not a shirt. They asked me to go topless. I was anxious at the time. I said, this kind of clothes are for those double doors. What are you going to show with my anti-theft door, right? Others wear this kind of clothes to show their lines . My lines are all connected into a surface. I put it on to show my noodles. But really , they encouraged me and said that fashion must break through and be bold. I went in and changed my clothes and found that I had broken through. Fashion didn’t stop me , but I did wear the effect of a topless look because everyone was suffocating. The costume designer started to apologize to me and said, “Teacher Zhisheng, I’m so sorry. I really didn’t expect it to look like this.” Originally, this dress The clothes are elegant, but it was you. Do you know what kind of effect they told me at that time ? They told me that they felt harassed. So you know how much I cherished this opportunity when the brand came to me. I would recite their slogan at home when I had nothing to do . I said that whatever I wore was Semir. I even spoke in Shandong dialect there . Whatever I wore was Semir. At that time, they asked me to be the spokesperson for a down jacket. At the beginning, they told me that they hoped I could use my inner self to show the inner self of this down jacket. I said how to show it. After I went there, I found it was very simple. They directly asked me to play the role of a down jacket. They pasted feathers all over my body and then showed my face. You know, I looked at my furry self at that time and said, “I am endorsing a fur.” At that time, that photo was posted all over the street. It was true that although there was only a photo of a down jacket , everyone knew what I was promoting at a glance, because anyone who saw the photo would say, ” This down jacket is so beautiful!” I give up . It would be fine if they only hung my photo, but they also invited Zhang Xincheng and Chen Duling. You can invite three spokespeople , but can you not hang us together ? If you really want to hang us together, can you let me wear your brand’s clothes? But later they made me wear that clothes and made me into a human-shaped stand and placed it at the door of the store. It was also very embarrassing because other people’s human-shaped standees were placed at the door. Whether you know them or not, you probably know that they are the spokespeople. But my human-shaped stand was placed at the door. People who don’t know me would be very confused. Why put his photo here? He stole clothes from the store. So in the end I wanted to say Actually, whether it’s clothes or fashion, as long as you are happy, it’s fine. Now you don’t have to rush to chase fashion and catch up with the trend , because I have been holding back fashion , so whatever you wear now is fashionable. Thank you everyone. The countdown to Zhisheng’s ticket lock. Let’s give applause to Zhisheng again. Zhisheng
is back this time. Compared with the previous season, has the pressure changed? It’s much less. I’m very happy this time. Whether it’s preparing the script for the open mic or performing here , I enjoy it and am happy. And because I gave myself a lot of distractions last year, this year I’m just talking about the talk show and having fun. Zhisheng is my favorite One of the most popular comedians in China, this is undoubtedly true in the entire entertainment industry. I admire him very much. With the popularity he has today, he can definitely sit here. That’s not because the four of us are not professional talk show hosts. In this sense , whether it is his professional experience or his popularity, it is completely possible for him
to sit here. So in this sense, he can come back here and participate in the entire season of the competition with the contestants from the first game. Please accept my great respect. I am very moved. This event’s contribution to Chinese talk shows is no less than the contribution you two have made to China’s national economy by losing money. So I like Zhisheng very much, but he was under a lot of pressure last year because you remember that your performance was not good. I said something here when I was talking about Jia. I doubted that you didn’t create seriously because you were busy. But others told me that you were actually preparing very seriously like playing a game. You were even very anxious and your hair even fell out more. This year you said that you came back just to play, and you just wanted to be happy and put down your psychological burden . You started from the first game happily and competed until the end. I really like this mentality and feel happy for you . But you really can’t have as much time to create as full-time talk show hosts. I understand this 100%, so I didn’t take pictures. I believe you understand, too. I can understand , because I think your performance today and the happiness you brought to everyone, there is no problem with the three pictures. Thank you, Mr. Luo, I have seen it. Zhisheng looked particularly broken down and anxious at different stages , so I can tell that he is more relaxed this time when he comes back. Then I have a question. Where can you see the photo of you wearing a suit without any underwear ? I have destroyed it because the photographer didn’t take it because everyone would quickly put it back on after wearing it. I like Zhisheng very much because he is the person I have ever seen who has not been changed by fame and fortune. I think this is very rare because I have seen too many of them . Thank you, Teacher Luyu . Zhisheng just said that he endorses various things. Every time I come back to Shanghai, everyone knows that there is a turnover of funds when you come out of the covered bridge . I also saw
it this time, right? As soon as I came in, I felt a special familiarity and felt the Shanghai On the left of Temptation is Hu Lan who said yo, and then he came to Zhisheng. I felt that Zhisheng was very happy, you know, right? Then I felt especially for Zhisheng , even though he seemed to be shining in various places . In fact, talk show has always been the base camp
that can represent many talk shows. Zhisheng ‘s joke today was quite funny, especially the last time I was with him, he was a host. Is the host so not funny? I could actually feel that he was not so comfortable and calm on the stage , and he was actually quite nervous. So I felt that he gave me the feeling of returning to the home court today , with this radiance and precious relaxation. Thank you again Zhisheng for the performance he brought us . Thank you Xiaokuai, please return to the stage. The 30 given by the Laughter Friends Group 30. The votes Xiaokuai and Xu Zhisheng received were: Xu Zhisheng 249 votes, Xiaokuai 220 votes. I am in the subsidy blossoming. First of all, congratulations to Xu Zhisheng for entering the promotion zone. Thank you. Xiaokuai needs to continue waiting in the waiting zone. Their grievances may not be over. I hope to continue to hear more stories of their grievances on future stages. Wearing whatever they wear is Semir. They entered but couldn’t enter. The audience has given the most fair evaluation. We thought it would be a wonderful duel. We both thought there would be a wait light. We both thought the audience had gone crazy. The audience was trying to retain the double promotion , but it turned out to be a double elimination . The group of players who are about to PK, Shanhe and Wang Zihan, will be the first to appear. Everyone is familiar with them . Last season, the only female player who entered the finals, she said she was very anxious , and no one knew why she was so anxious this time. Welcome Shanhe. Hello , everyone. I am Shanhe. How are you? (Good) . I miss you and me. Thank you. Actually , it has been more than half a year since we finished recording the show last year. I feel like I haven’t been able to write a joke for more than half a year . Because talk show jokes generally require a negative emotion. I don’t have any negative emotions now. Because my grades were too good last year. Do you still remember me? I was seventh (remember). What does that mean? Eighth place He Guangzhi and sixth place Xu Zhisheng. The woman who intervened in “Hiroshima Love” is no longer Shanhe, but Chuhe. And now she has fans . I didn’t expect that before. I thought fans just liked the actor and liked me. Not my friends. Fans don’t like me and support me. I’m so domineering. They send me private messages every day saying Shanhe. I will never allow anyone to disobey you now . I won’t allow anyone to scold you, educate you, or belittle you. I said, has someone finally taken care of my parents? Friends who are familiar with me know that I often complain about my parents. He also talked about my parents on the show last year. My father’s repressive education style always thinks that I am not good enough, which is equivalent to my black fans. Really, before I recorded the show, my father had never supported me to be a full-time talk show. As long as there is any movement in our industry, my father would send me a screenshot of the trending search and said nothing. Later, I sent him the video of me entering the finals and I didn’t say a word. But I know we both wanted to say the same thing. Black fans, I did have good grades last year, and then I was honored to receive invitations from many clubs to perform all over the country. I think it’s really good to go out and perform. It broadens my horizons. I found that public toilets in many big cities are becoming more and more different. There seem to be more and more toilets. But to be honest, there are too few clean toilets. Sometimes it is really difficult to get down when you encounter a dirty toilet. Especially in some cafes, bars , and restaurant private rooms, men and women share the same bathroom and only have one toilet for me . The big brother in front of me finished using it and I went in and opened the door. The moment I opened the door, the thought was exactly the same as when I opened my math book in high school. I don’t want to use it anymore, it’s too dirty. I wonder why the toilet is everywhere . It splashed , but the Internet seems to be trying to eliminate our anxiety , saying that in fact, public toilets that are regularly disinfected are cleaner than home toilets and cleaner than squat toilets. I believe it , but I dare not bet. What if it is not regularly disinfected but active? And no one will squat on the toilet at home to go to the toilet, right? Some people outside will use the sitting potty as a squat toilet. Wouldn’t the sitting potty be even dirtier? Then I think the squat toilet is cleaner, unless you use the squat toilet as a sitting toilet. I really asked many friends around me, and I said, what would you do if you encounter this situation ? They said they don’t sit either. They have a fixed posture. It’s convenient to do the horse stance. They don’t dare to sit down. It’s not very convenient to sit down. But my family, it’s too difficult for me to do the horse stance. I’m fat and I’m short. When I do the horse stance, my butt is tangent to the toilet. I have no choice but to squat slightly. There is no way. I can only squat sideways without a hard buttock. There is really no other way. I will hold the door handle to use leverage and look from the side. I thought I was going to dive, and I had to pay attention to the pressure. The water splashes easily. Sometimes I really can’t hold it. I looked down and saw something on the door. If you encounter an emergency, please contact me as soon as possible . I really want to contact them . What did I say on the phone? I said, “Hurry up, someone hold it up. My leg can’t hold it up. Hurry up. Some bathrooms will It’s a little more advanced and user-friendly. It will prepare disposable toilet paper. You have all used that, right? I’m not ashamed of that thin paper. I still don’t know how to use that paper. Should the frosted side face up or the smooth side? Which side faces inward and which side faces outward? Should the middle piece be torn first or rely on gravity or something? Sometimes you just laid it out and turned around and it fell down. Just after it was laid out, the automatic flushing sucked it in. I took off my pants and turned around in the toilet. Zhang Yuanying turned around three times and finally sat down. The paper stuck to me and was too sticky. But in most cases, it doesn’t have that kind of disposable seat paper. I can only tear a lot of toilet paper and lay it on the toilet. What a waste. As an artist, I didn’t expect to say sorry for taking up public resources in the toilet. I met a toilet that day. Although it was very advanced , it was also very strange. It was not called a toilet. It was called a smart toilet. The old wisdom had a TV at the door. The screen would monitor the temperature, humidity, air quality and everything in the toilet in real time. There was no paper. There were 25 stalls. I went in and everyone was still queuing. Everyone was queuing for the two squat toilets. I was really anxious at the time . I opened a sit-down toilet and it was dirty. I opened another and it was still dirty. I hit When I drove to the fourth one, I felt the people in the team gave me a look . Stop it, gambler. You are taking the same route we came from. When I went out, I saw that the air quality has dropped. Maybe it’s because I swore too much. In fact, I don’t want to start a squatting confrontation . Some squat toilets are also very inconvenient and unclean. However, the squatting confrontation on the Internet is quite serious. Some people say that people like us who are not used to sitting in public toilets are not keeping up with the development of the times. They say that all foreign countries have sitting toilets. The end of human civilization is sitting toilets. I think the end of human civilization should be civilization . It’s useless to appeal. We should restrict and sanction them. I have an idea. Don’t build smart toilets. It’s useless to detect those things. Spend the money where it should be spent. Build a smart toilet seat. It can automatically detect the number of bacteria on the toilet seat. The device is directly connected in series with the bathroom door lock. Anyone can enter and can leave only after it is clean. From now on, going to the bathroom will be like studying abroad. It’s lenient to enter and strict to leave. Those with serious circumstances will be directly linked to the credit report. Toilet defaulters are connected to the national network. From now on , toilet defaulters can only go to dry toilets. Thank you everyone, I am Shanhe. Thank you all for coming to vote for Shanhe. Thank you everyone, thank you everyone . Let’s listen to Mr. Luo first. I like Shanhe very much I have a little regret this year . How should I put it? I feel that overall I talked about these embarrassing and interesting things related to public toilets in a relatively flat manner , and I feel that something is missing, so I feel a little regretful. Okay , then I will ask another off-topic question. If public toilets have the difficulties you just mentioned, have you ever used those high-concentration alcohol wipes? Yes, I have used them. It seems that when I had this emotion for the first time, I posted a circle of friends and many people asked me to buy seat cushions or something. I did buy them later, but I really don’t like to carry a backpack when I go out . I think why should I consume such things? We shouldn’t bring these things ourselves, and we shouldn’t consume them. Yes, it’s amazing , because I really like Shanhe Shanhe. Hello, see you again. Hello, I miss you so much. I’m happy. And today we are talking about the topic of the bathroom. I have too many empathy. I was eating hot pot , and a bunch of people were queuing up, and then I had a stomachache and queued. Then the person next to me asked what kind of queue this was. I said that the cheerleading team was too shabby. It was a coincidence. He must have seen me enter the toilet . Then she knocked on the door and said Da Zhangwei, ” Is it Da Zhangwei?” Then I said, “It’s not convenient now, please wait a moment.” He said, “Okay. ” He just squatted at my door and waited for me. Then he stuffed something from the bottom and asked me to sign. Actually, I was a little disappointed at the beginning because she started talking about how I won the competition in the past year and that my life had changed . I really wanted to hear about that change , but in the end I clapped. Why isn’t the competition just a competition to see whether I, an actor, have good skills and whether my rhythm on the spot is good ? She is so capable, it’s just such a small thing, but she talked about it so interestingly . Actually, at first I felt like listening but I didn’t dare to. It was indeed too vivid . The word “vivid” can give me a sense of picture , and Shanhe’s own affinity made this topic, which originally didn’t sound so pleasant, make everyone laugh uncontrollably , so I clapped in the end. Okay, I emphasize again that the relevant management departments of public toilets should conduct a survey. Thank you Shanhe for bringing up this issue in the form of a talk show. Applause again to Shanhe. Thank you everyone. The next contestant is also familiar to everyone. Her jokes are very special. It’s worth pondering. Her entire performance is very tempting to savor . Applause, please welcome Wang Zihan. Hi, I’m Wang Zihan. I recorded a podcast before. As soon as the podcast was launched, I received a private message on Weibo from a viewer. He said, Zihan, don’t listen to the nonsense of those people in the comment section. This voice is really important to me. If he hadn’t said it, I wouldn’t have known that someone was scolding me in the comment section. But since he said it, I definitely had to check it out. I saw that the comment section was so angry that I wanted to confront it myself. My friend advised me, “Forget it, forget it. A dog bites you. Can you bite the dog back again?” I don’t know if you have ever had this situation . One day you were surfing the Internet and discussing a movie with others. You expressed your own opinion, and the other party suddenly spit out asterisks. You were about to talk back, but your friend advised you to forget it. A dog bit you. Can you bite the dog back again? You held your anger. In order to think more positively, you can only persuade yourself that it doesn’t matter. Although the dog bit off a piece of my flesh , I also grew a new nodule. You see, my nodules are increasing as I live my life . I can’t grow any more nodules. I want to be a dog. I told my psychologist about the idea of being a dog, and he was scared at first. Yi Tiao listened for a while before saying, “You want to be the dog.” Then he began to analyze the situation for me. He said that what you call being a dog is actually to release your aggression to the outside world. You can start practicing in this consultation room because this room is completely safe. I am your psychological counselor. No matter what you do to me, I will fully accept you. So I didn’t pay you that time. Now that I have acquired the ability to be a dog, I won’t use it often. My current state is that I am a human when I meet a human , and a dog when I meet a dog. I can only promise that I won’t be the first to be a dog. But if someone tells me that a dog bites you and you can’t bite the dog, I will ask him how do you know I’m not a dog. Two days ago, my counselor told me that he thought your case of regaining your aggression was very meaningful. Can I share this with other visitors? I said of course I can. He said, don’t worry, I will keep your personal information confidential. I said, how can that be possible ? How can they know which talk show host has such a healthy mentality? In order to prevent my counselor from keeping unnecessary confidentiality for me , I decided to go on this stage myself and tell this story to friends in need. Now everyone knows. My name is Wang Zihan and I’m a Border Collie. Thank you everyone, Zihan, have you ever thought about that for the sake of stage effect, I need to have more performance or some words and tone because it’s really a little bit flat . I happened to be a screenwriter this year , and I feel that my comedy skills are mainly put into screenwriting work. As for myself , because I prefer foreign talk show actors, their style is relatively flat or difficult to get into, so I will selfishly keep this aesthetic in my performance. Okay, let’s also invite Shanhe to return to Taichung and take a look at the votes of Shanhe and Wang Zihan. Shanhe has 246 votes. Congratulations to Shanhe for entering the promotion zone. Wang Zihan will enter the pending zone. I feel that I have really grown on this stage. It is more of a growth in my personality . I feel that this stage has really nurtured me well. I feel confident, which makes me feel very good. I am no longer that aggrieved girl. I am no longer that timid person who never loses her temper. I am a girl who is angry. I am slowly changing myself. This is a huge growth for my whole life and personality. I am very grateful for this stage. The two contestants in the next PK group are Harry and Qiu Yue . Come on , Harry, everyone should be familiar with him. In the last season of the show, everyone saw Harry talking about skin color, race , and cultural differences. But what impressed everyone most about Harry in the barrage at that time was that he was stronger than the jokes . His muscles were all over his body. Applause, welcome Harry, hello everyone, I am Harry, thank you, because after I finished the show, many people remembered me , but they didn’t remember my name . Every time they saw me, they would ask me, are you the foreigner who tells talk shows? Friends, I tell talk shows and I am also a foreigner, but you can’t say I am that one . Then after the show was broadcast, many people said that I look very manly (strong) , but I am not the manly type in the stereotype . man, I have appearance anxiety and I am afraid of aging. I am not the traditional foreigner who advocates natural beauty. I am a foreigner who has been influenced by the anxiety of East Asian women. In order to look better, I will also do medical beauty, Botox, hot Maggie ultrasound cannon. I do everything right but it seems that no one believes that the money is wasted, right? Then every time I go to do it, the front desk will say to me, “Hello, brother .” The gym is next to it. I know that because of masculinity, many men don’t want to admit that they have done medical beauty. After the first time, I went to find Rock (Yang Lei) , and he said to me, ” Harry, you are a little different today. ” Then I really can’t lie to him because I see that his face doesn’t look like an ordinary Rock (rock) It has become a karst landform, and now he has Many male actors have fallen in love with medical beauty because of me. This means that I am now saving my talk show face step by step. I like to show people my body. Don’t look at what I am wearing now. I wear tight T-shirts in the north in winter. When others see that I am wearing so little in winter, they are confused. I told them not to look at my head. Do you want to see my second and third heads? I feel that I am not necessarily on this stage to make you laugh. I just want you to send a repo (feedback) and write about it. Harry’s body is great. My idea of fitness at that time was very simple. To be honest, I just wanted to attract the opposite sex. As I practiced, I attracted the same sex. Now men will touch me at any time. They touch my arms first and then slowly touch my chest. They don’t even ask. They never feel the need to ask. I don’t even have the chance to say No. means no (no means no). Actually, what I want to say is that if you love beauty , then you should exercise and control your hands and don’t touch others casually . There is a saying in my hometown that is very good , that beautiful things can be admired from a distance but not played with. Thank you, everyone. I will stop here. Thank you for the applause. Give it to Harry again. The next contestant is a shining newcomer , and the label of this newcomer is really speed and passion. Applause, welcome Qiu Yue (so handsome). Thank you. I am Qiu Yue. I am from Northeast China . Yes , I am a ski coach. Thank you. The main reason I came here is actually because the snow has melted near my home. Everyone says that this job is cool. I found out that it is cool after I started working. I can take three quarters of a year off. Not only is the time off long, but it is also very dangerous. Last year, a ski coach got a concussion after skiing. The ski coach had rested for more than a year, and then I saw him and asked him , “How did you ski at that time?” He said, “I still can’t remember it.” It is very dangerous. My suggestion is that you must find a coach when you ski for the first time . Actually, the first time I skied, a friend took me to the advanced slope. At that time, he said he would teach me quickly. When I went up, I saw that it was not a quick lesson. It is no different from suicide . I climbed to the top today, but you know, if you are a beginner on the advanced trail, you must not move around. I remind everyone not to move around. It was my first time and I was scared, so I moved while thinking I wanted to go home, but the signal my board received was that I was about to set off. I rushed all the way down for fifty or sixty meters, and not a single meter was my own will. As a result, I don’t know how the people stopped. I only had two ski poles in my hands, so I desperately poked them behind me , faster and faster. The skiers couldn’t catch up with me. I didn’t know what to do . I thought, how can I stop ? Hitting people can make me stop, but the people in front of me were either children or girls . With my height and weight, hitting them still won’t work. But I don’t have the ability to go around them and hit a boy accurately . I have to hit whoever I have. There was a child in front of me, so I ran towards him. When I got to him, I picked him up, which was even faster . People will lose all reason and morality at that time and leave the child behind. He was so happy . Let’s do it again , friends. If you are skiing for the first time, you will face the same situation as me , that is, your legs will get wider and wider as you slide. Have you ever experienced the feeling that the adductor muscles of your thighs are completely powerless? If you slide out and can’t pull them back, you will split your legs if you slide again. It’s hard for me to imagine how to rescue you. How did the team come to rescue me? They put the stretcher on the ground and saw that I couldn’t put it down either way. This person really made me think that the advanced slope was simple. I thought it would be over if I fell down . There was no advanced slope . It just made me change to another way to slide. In the end, in the process of rolling, I suddenly found that I could slow down a little by putting my head on the ground. As a result, I braked all the way and went down. When I went down, there was nothing. My friend said he was going to the bathroom. I said there was no more and it was not needed. But I was glad that I had a helmet . Helmets are life-saving things. Friends are very life-saving. You must remember to wear a helmet. But I borrowed it from a friend. He liked the brand of that helmet very much. As a result, I braked all the way and rubbed the logo off . When I returned it to him, he was very angry . The round logo on the helmet is so small. Can’t you change the direction and rub it? I said I had that control , didn’t I stand up? For a long time, they called me the number one woman in the ski resort. Grinding my head is quite dangerous . In fact , skiing was listed as a high-risk sport by the state in 2013. In 2024, our ski resort suddenly issued a policy . The policy said that people over 65 years old can ski for free. When I posted it to the group, I was thinking, I was too anxious. Do you understand the importance of elderly care? The pressure is indeed too great, but you can’t just eliminate the problem just because you can’t solve it. Free of charge sounds like a good thing at first glance. You always feel that it needs something else. Really, I don’t know which elderly people will go. I asked my grandma. I called my grandma and said we have a welfare here . My grandma said eggs? I said no, seniors over 65 years old skiing is free. I said, grandma, what do you think? My grandma said let your grandpa go. I really don’t know what kind of elderly people will go. I think only those who are at least physically strong. You can see the kind of people who can hang their heads on the horizontal bar in the park . I think They should be able to go. There is also the kind that secretly signs up for their spouses. In the morning, the old lady will use the tenderness she has never had in her life to wake up her old man and go skiing. I will never go when I am 65 years old. It is impossible for me to wear anti-skid shoes at that age . I suddenly took off the whole pair of snowshoes and even the crutches. I don’t want the whole pair of ski poles. I know very well what the ski poles are for. The faster I click, the faster I bury myself in the snow with the ski poles. What are the elderly most afraid of? In winter, the elderly are actually very afraid of the cold. They are also afraid of slipping and falling. A ski resort has them all, but this The policy may be to remind everyone that if you like something, it is never too late to learn it , right? But is it really not too late to learn skiing at the age of 65 ? If you really go, it seems a little early if you think about it carefully. I am a ski instructor. I will never teach skiing to people over 65 years old because I simply can’t stand it. I have a problem. I can’t stand the fact that my students are getting fewer and fewer every day. I taught 5 yesterday and only 2 today. The money I earn is not enough for gifts. Having said that , thank you everyone. I am Qiu Yue. Thank you everyone. The countdown for Qiu Yue’s voting has begun . Thank you Qiu Yue again . Qiu Yue said how long she has been doing talk shows. It’s about three years , two and a half years. In the summer, she will do talk shows. In the winter, she will go skiing in the quarter to save up jokes for the winter. In the summer, she will tell them. Yes, I think it’s very good that she used this joke as the opening, because you have to let people know who you are when you first appear. The way to let others know who you are is to tell you what my personality is like, what my so-called personality on the stage is like, where I come from, and what my characteristics are. She did all of them just now , and I think her expression is very well woven into it. Thank you all for her. All the wonderful parts actually started from the mention of 65 years old, and then there are many players in this industry I am particularly good at finding an entry point and then keep adding 5, 6, 7 times to it , and keep going up. So I feel a little regretful. First emphasize that you are a ski instructor, then talk about the 65-year-old thing , and then add two or three times more to this topic than the current work. I think it is a perfect work. For me, skiing has a threshold because I may have skied once , which was the last time, and I basically said goodbye. And I have never been on the advanced slope . When I am on a flat ground with a little slope and there are many people in front of me, I will panic, I will be very nervous, and then I will let others, I will shout, I am shouting , I am Li Yuchun , get out of the way, Yu I’m here, everyone . Thanks again to Qiu Yue . Thank you all for coming. Let’s invite Harry back to the stage. Okay, let’s take a look at the votes for the two of you. Qiu Yue 242 votes, Harry 125 votes. Congratulations to Qiu Yue for advancing to the next round. Harry will be in the waiting area. Ladies and gentlemen, the first half of the performance is over. Thanks again to all the talk show actors for their wonderful performances . Thanks to the audience for their enthusiastic support. Do you want to experience the joy of offline talk show performances ? There are so many performances waiting for you to watch. The first round of the national talk show tour is about to begin. Follow your favorite actors and make a wish. Friends in the city you want to watch may come to you. I believe the second half will be more exciting. Take a break. We will be back soon.