Harry的肌肉比段子还要硬，邱月的滑雪经历引笑全场！丨《脱口秀和Ta的朋友们 第二季》 STAND-UP COMEDY2
Hello everyone, I’m Harry. Thank you. After I went on the show, many people remembered me , but they didn’t remember my name. Every time they saw me, they would ask me if I was that person. who is doing talk show Friends, I’m a talk show host and I’m also a foreigner, but you can’t say I’m that person . After the show was broadcast, many people said that I looked very manly, but I’m not the stereotypical manly man. I have appearance anxiety and I’m afraid of aging. I’m not the traditional foreigner who advocates natural beauty. I’m a foreigner who has been influenced by East Asian female anxiety . In order to look better, I also do cosmetic surgery, Botox , and Maggie Ultrasound Cannon. I do them all correctly , but it seems that no one believes that the money has been wasted, right? Every time I go to the receptionist, they will say hello, brother. The gym is next to me. I know that because of masculinity, many men don’t want to admit that they have cosmetic surgery. After my first treatment, I went to find Rock, and he said to me, Harry, you look a little different today. Then I really can’t lie to him because his face doesn’t look like an ordinary Rock. It has become a karst landform. And now he There are many male actors because of me who have fallen in love with medical beauty. This means that I am now saving my face as a talk show host step by step. I like to show people my figure. Don’t look at what I am wearing now. I wear tight T-shirts even in the winter in the north. When others see that I am wearing so little in the winter, they are confused. I told them not to look at my head . Do you want to see my second and third heads? I feel that I am not necessarily on this stage to make you laugh. I just want you to send a repo (feedback) and write about it. Harry’s figure is great. My idea of fitness at that time was very simple. To be honest, I just wanted to attract the opposite sex in the promotion area and the same sex. Now men will touch me at any time. They touch my arms first and then slowly touch my chest. They don’t even ask. I never feel the need to ask. I don’t even have the chance to say No means no (no means no). Actually, what I want to say is that if you love beauty , then you should exercise and control your hands . Do n’t touch others casually . There is a saying in my hometown said very well and : you beautiful things. can admire from a distance but not touch it. Thank you everyone, I will stop here. Thank you for the applause again to Harry. The next contestant is a shining newcomer , and the label of this newcomer is really speed and passion. Applause, welcome Qiu Yue (so handsome). Thank you. I am Qiu Yue. I am from Northeast China . Yes, I am a ski instructor. Thank you. The main reason I came here is actually because the snow melted near my home. Everyone said that this job is cool. I didn’t know it was cool until I started doing it. I can take three quarters of a year . Not only is the time off long, but it is also very dangerous. Last year, a ski instructor got a concussion after skiing. Ski instructor After more than a year of rest , I met him and asked him how he skied. He said, “I still can’t remember it. It ‘s very dangerous. I suggest that everyone should find a coach for the first time skiing. In fact, the first time I skied, a friend took me to the advanced slope. At that time, he said he would teach me quickly. When I went up, I saw that it was not a quick lesson. It was no different from suicide. I reached the sky in one step today, but you know If you are a beginner and go on the advanced slope, you must not move around. I remind everyone not to move around. The first time I was scared, I moved while thinking I wanted to go home, but the signal received by my board was that I was leaving. I rushed all the way down for fifty or sixty meters , and not a single meter was my own will. As a result, I don’t know how I stopped . I only had two ski poles in my hands , and I pushed them desperately behind me, getting faster and faster. Those who could ski couldn’t catch up with me. I don’t know how What should I do? I thought, how can I stop ? Hitting people can make me stop, but there are either children or girls in front of me. With my height and weight, it is still impossible to hit them. But I don’t have the ability to go around them and hit a boy accurately. I have to hit whoever I meet. There is a child in front of me, so I ran towards him. When I got to him, I picked him up, which was even faster . People will lose their reason and morality at that time , and I left the child behind. I was so happy . Let’s do it again , friends. If this is your first time to double-board, you will face the same situation as me . Your legs will get wider and wider as you slide. Have you ever experienced the it is a high-risk sport feeling of being completely powerless? If you slide out and can’t pull yourself back, you will split your legs if you slide again. It’s hard for me to imagine how the rescue team will come to save me. I put the stretcher on the ground and look at my cross leg. I couldn’t put it down vertically. This guy really made me think that the advanced road was simple. I thought it would be over if I fell down. There was no advanced road. It just made me change to another way to slide. Finally, during the rolling process, I suddenly found that I could slow down by putting my head on the ground. As a result, I braked all the way and went down. When I went down, there was nothing. My friend said he was going to the bathroom. I said I had nothing and didn’t need it. But I was glad that I had a helmet. A helmet is a life-saving thing. Friends are very life-saving. You must remember to wear a helmet. But I borrowed it from a friend. He especially liked the brand of that helmet. As a result, I braked all the way and rubbed off the logo. When I returned it to him, he was very angry. The logo on the helmet is so round. Can’t you change the direction and rub it? I said I had that control, so I didn’t stand up. For a long time they called me the number one female skier at the ski resort . It ‘s really dangerous . Actually, skiing was listed as a dangerous sport by the state for the thigh adductor muscles . in 2013. In 2024, our ski resort suddenly issued a policy. The policy said that people over 65 years old can ski for free. When I posted it to the group, I thought it was too hasty. You can understand that the pressure on elderly care is indeed too great, but you can’t just eliminate the problem because you can’t solve it. Free of charge sounds like a good thing at first glance. You always feel that it wants something else. Really, I don’t know which elderly will go. I asked my grandma. I called my grandma and said we have a welfare here. My grandma said eggs? I said no, people over 65 years old can ski for free. I said grandma, what do you think? My grandma said let your grandpa go. I really don’t know what kind of elderly will go . I think only the kind who are at least physically strong. You can see the kind who can hang their heads on the horizontal bar in the park . I think they should be able to go. And there are also those The first is to secretly sign up for my spouse. In the morning, the old lady will use the tenderness she has never had in her life to wake up her old man to go skiing. I would never go when I am 65 years old. It is impossible for me to wear anti-slip shoes at that age. I suddenly took off the whole pair of snowshoes and even used crutches. I didn’t want the whole pair of ski poles . I knew what the ski poles were for very well. The faster I clicked, the faster I buried myself in the snow with the ski poles . What are the elderly afraid of the most? In winter, the elderly are actually very afraid of the cold. They are also afraid of slipping and falling. A ski resort has them all. But this policy may be a reminder to everyone that it is never too late to learn something you like, right? But is it really not too late to learn skiing at the age of 65? If you really go, it seems a little early if you think about it carefully. I am a ski instructor and I will never teach skiing to people over 65 years old because I can’t stand it. I have a problem. I can’t stand my students getting fewer and fewer every day. I taught 5 yesterday. There are only two of us left today. I earned some money, but it’s not enough for gifts. So Thank you everyone. far , I’m Qiu Yue. Thank you everyone. The countdown for Qiu Yue’s voting has begun . Thank you again , Qiu Yue. Qiu Yue said how long she has been doing talk shows. It ‘s about three years , two and a half years. She does talk shows in the summer and goes skiing in the winter to save jokes for the winter. I think she used this joke as the opening, because the first time you show up, you have to let people know who you are. The way to let others know who you are It just tells you what my personality is like. , what is my so-called personality on the stage, where I come from, and what are my characteristics. She just did all of them, and I think her expression was very well integrated. Thank you, all the wonderful parts actually started from the mention of 65 years old. Then there are many players in this industry who are particularly good at finding an entry point and then keep adding 5, 6,
7, and so on. So I feel a little regretful. First emphasize that you are a ski coach, and then talk about the 65-year-old thing, and then compared to the current I think this work I will stack two or three more times on this topic. is perfect. For me, skiing has a threshold. Because I may have skied once , which was the last time. It was basically a farewell. And I have never been on the advanced slope . When I am on a flat ground with a little slope, if there are many people in front of me, I will panic . I will be very nervous, and then I will let others. I will shout. I am shouting and shouting. I am Li Yuchun . Get out of the way. I am here. Thank you again, Qiu Yue . Thank you everyone for coming. Let’s invite Harry to return to the stage. Okay, let’s take a look at the votes of the two. Qiu Yue has 242 votes, and Harry has 125 votes. Congratulations to Qiu Yue. The foreigner Harry will be in the pending area.