养鸡富二代高寒VS陋室铭小四爷，旗鼓相当的两位高手直接炸了全场！丨《脱口秀和Ta的朋友们 第二季》 STAND-UP COMEDY2
The next group to have a 1V1 PK is Gao Han and Xiao Siye. Gao Han and Xiao Siye. The performance style of this friend who is about to appear can be simply summarized in one sentence: the living are slightly dead . Applause, please welcome Gao Han. Friends and friends upstairs. Good afternoon. My name is Gao Han. Actually, I am a rich second-generation. My father is a chicken farmer and raises 10,000 chickens. People in the village call him the Chicken King . Some people call him the Egg Boss. As the son of the Chicken King, the Chicken Prince, I think chickens are very pitiful . Chickens have no human rights. In order not to waste feed, we will eat the slow-growing chickens. Small-scale chicken farming does not need to be like this, but our chicken farm is a large one. Large farms have to implement the last-in-first-out elimination policy. Wolf-like culture This wolf culture makes me eat chicken every day . It is not an ordinary wolf culture. It is a weasel culture. I eat chicken every day. I was in the first grade of elementary school. My deskmate asked me , ” Gao Han, what day is it today?” I said , “I don’t know what day it is for you . Anyway, every Thursday is Thursday.” I wrote a diary like crazy. It was “Diary of a Madman”. I opened it and wrote two words “Eat Chicken “. At that time, my classmates were really jealous and hated me . There were always villains who wanted to harm the chicken-raising prince. After class , a classmate came over and pointed at me and said, “Do you put hormones in your chicken feed?” I was stunned and said, “No , I didn’t put them in. ” But I panicked and said, “That’s right, what’s wrong with hormones? Chickens love to eat vegetarian food. Cut this part out. I asked the chicken, “Can I put some hormones in your feed ?” The chicken said, ” Put it in, put it in.” I know you want to deduct money from me, but my dad said that this pun can be used. The egg always allows it. It was 2006. That era was amazing. Our family raised chickens and was able to raise a sense of superiority, a sense of pride , and bird flu. All the chickens died. Dead chickens are worthless because the villagers dare not eat them. The villagers dare not eat them. The chickens died because my dad didn’t know how to cure them. He used a folk remedy to put eggs in the chicken feed. I asked, “What’s this for? ” Eggs are the chicken’s babies. What do you want the chicken to do after eating them? The chicken said, “I’m full, full. ” What kind of mess is this? The chicken questioned My dad, the chicken asked , what did you put in my feed just now ? My dad said it was baby food . Letting the chicken eat eggs is the same as Ji Chang and Bo Yikao in “Investiture of the Gods” . I said, Dad, you, the chicken king, are King Zhou . We went bankrupt overnight. Our family went from Brahmins to a poor family. I wanted others to donate to our family but there was no channel . There was no water drop in that era. Chill (relaxation). It’s so funny. My dad really can’t cure anything. He doesn’t have any medical knowledge. He learned how to give chickens injections in four days and how to give chickens medicine in four days. He is the 4+4 type , so he can’t cure anything. He went bankrupt overnight. So I think life is so unpredictable. If it weren’t for the bird flu epidemic , the chicken-farming prince wouldn’t be here to please you ordinary people. He told the truth . I don’t care too much about this competition because I think the talk show king is as vain as the chicken-farming king. What’s the use of being a king? They all ran to the other side. Some kings don’t even do talk shows. Some kings can’t even do talk shows. Only Hu Lan is left in the stock market, being played around like a monkey by capitalists . The king of the opposite show is even a “monkey”. So I really don’t understand . My friends are so tired of writing for this show that they vomit blood. I say, what are you doing? What are you pursuing? Even if the production team told me that Gao Han would let you be the king this year, I would only say yes . I love it . When I am suitable to be the king , I will not lose myself because of this thing. I know that all this is just a dream. The moment I become the king , I will definitely think of the most glorious time of our family. In 2006, my father won the highest award in the chicken farming industry, the Golden Rooster Award, at the Gaolifang Town Breeder Commendation Conference. He was the best breeder of the Golden Rooster Award that year. I saw that our chicken farm was very large, so I felt that it would never collapse. But that day I heard a few chickens coughing in the chicken farm. I have never heard chickens coughing . I’ve only heard penguins cough on QQ (social software). What does this mean? This means that I have a connection with Tencent since I was a child . Then the chickens started to lose feathers like crazy. Our chickens are raised on a suspended rack. They are white-feathered chickens with white feathers. When I entered the chicken farm, I was shocked and said, “Oh my god, it’s snowing. ” The first snow in 2006 was a heavy snowfall in our chicken farm. Ten thousand chickens died overnight. My dad didn’t sleep that day. He stayed in the chicken farm all night. The next morning I went to find my dad and said, “Dad, is there still hope for our lives?” My dad said, ” There are chicken feathers .” Thank you for this. Gao Han is awesome. Come to Gao Han to lock in your tickets. Countdown, applause again for Mr. Gao Han and Shao Gang. I wanted to say this just now. You were watching the performance happily just now, but there were two or three minutes in the middle where I experienced the most difficult two or three minutes of a program like “My Life Record”. What happened to you? Did n’t you notice ? I was getting a drink of water from the back and accidentally knocked down the Meituan sign. Then I panicked and sweated a lot because his performance was average last season. I thought I might not be able to take the photo. Then I wanted to make it clear at the end that this was not something I could take , and I sincerely apologized to him and even bowed, exposing my bald head. Then I had many such thoughts and it turned out that he was very supportive and worked hard. Then one joke after another, and finally I felt that this seemed to be God’s will. I want to say something. Gao Han, I want to do this. I give up these 10 votes and let Teacher Luo bow to me. Don’t be kidding . No (don’t). Sit down. You can’t spoil this child . Sit down. What a joke . First of all, don’t be kidding. Teacher, don’t be kidding. I have a better suggestion . I will keep these 10 votes and bow to you. I am so ashamed and stunned. Gao Han, suppose the person who just competed with you was Jia Hao. Who do you think will win between the two of you? He will win because Brother Hao is like this. His performance rhythm is very mature, and my rhythm is relatively unfamiliar. I go up and use an unfamiliar rhythm. I just can’t keep up with his mature rhythm . The audience is a little annoyed with me. He feels that you are speaking too new. Teacher Zhang, Brother Hao, Gao Han, he didn’t say that in private. Yesterday in the dressing room, in front of several other new actors , he said, “I want to beat Jia Hao this season. I heard it. Can you tell me what you said yesterday ? Actually, the Jia Hao I said I wanted to beat yesterday is a relatively small star. Can the program team arrange a fight between us in the next round ? Were you pecked by a chicken when you were a child? You, Gao Han, went to rest nearby for safety. I ran away quickly. I left. I want to have a 1V1 PK with Gao Han. Listen to the name What’s wrong? It’s very prominent, but I don’t know if it’s as his name suggests. Applause, welcome Xiao Siye. Hello, everyone. I’m Xiao Siye. Thank you. I’m a poor second-generation. I’m renting a house in Shanghai now. Two days ago, my roommate suddenly told me that it was very depressing to live in a house made of reinforced concrete pigeons in Shanghai and wanted to live in a house with a sea view. I said, “Don’t just chat. Keep drinking. I think this kind of house is pretty good. Because I come from a small mountain village. The house I lived in when I was a child was too shabby. Standing in the house, you can see that all the raw materials for building this house are exposed, stones , mud , and reeds. The whitewashed wall can’t be called whitewashed . In short, this wall is not only rotten , but also damp and moldy. Especially in the rainy season, there are new ootd (daily outfit) on my wall every day. Every day I want to send them TD (unsubscribe). In order to cover these rotten walls, my father will also paste old newspapers on them. I can understand all these, but what I can’t understand is that he will paste some inappropriate idioms and allusions. Perseverance , I said, Dad, our house is so shabby , do we still need perseverance? You are really evil. But it won’t last long after pasting . One layer is pasted and rotten. My father also pasted a world map on perseverance. I found out when I was 10 years old. This world is rotten. Not only are the walls rotten, but there are also many cracks. So my home is loved by animals. There are not only mice in this house, but also geckos , scorpions , and centipedes. They are alien centipedes in my home. Weasels also often come to my home. Although there are many animals , none of them can be missing because I later discovered that geckos eat scorpions, mice eat geckos , and weasels eat mice. Can you believe it? There is actually a food chain in my home . However, my father often breaks this food chain and catches scorpions and fries them to eat . When I first saw it, I was also shocked. I said, Dad, you eat scorpions, then what do geckos eat? My dad said it’s okay, geckos can eat mosquitoes, I have arranged everything, so My family often eats scorpions, and they are indeed delicious. When I grew up, I realized that scorpions have always been very expensive. Now I check and find out that they cost 600 to 700 yuan per pound. I dare not even calculate it, for fear that a family of four will spend a house in Shanghai in more than 20 years . Our house is really too shabby, so I can’t stand some Versailles literature . For example, when I studied the text “Ode to the Humble House” written by Liu Yuxi, I couldn’t understand it. I said, “How is it shabby? ” He just said, “This is a humble house.” He didn’t say what was shabby about the house , and started to say, “The grass outside is green as the curtains, but you can’t tell what’s shabby about your house, right? If your house is really as shabby as mine, can you I held back a word and wrote until Liu Yuxi himself began to doubt himself and asked, ” What’s so shabby about it?” I said, ” Yes, I want to ask you, too. What’s so shabby about it ? Why don’t you come to my house and take a look? My house is so shabby. ” I think if Liu Yuxi came to my house first and then went back to his, he wouldn’t be able to write “Ode to the Humble House.” He had to come to my house first and then go back to his. When he saw it, he said, “Ode to the Afang Palace.” Of course, please don’t get me wrong. I’m not proud just because my house is shabby. That’s not what I mean. I still have low self-esteem living in a house like this. I only play with classmates from the same village because they already know how shabby my house is and they all live in high-rise buildings. But when they came to me, I still felt a little inferior. Although they wouldn’t say my house was shabby or anything like that , I knew they just saw it but didn’t say it, so I didn’t want anyone to come to my house. But I didn’t expect that one day the English teacher would suddenly pull up a TV and say, “Come and fix the TV. My dad can fix TVs. ” I thought it would be too embarrassing to let the teacher know that my house was so shabby. But I felt that the teacher should just know that this family can fix TVs, he might not know that this is my dad , right? So I said, “Teacher, you’re here to fix the TV too , then you fix it first and I’ll leave first.” As a result, the teacher said, “You still have to wait in line for your dad to fix your TV.” I said, ” Yes, there is no need to queue. Then I’ll cut in front of you.” I originally thought that it was miserable for me to live in a house like this, until one day I heard my dad say that this house was not mine, that my family had no house , and that this house was lent to us by my uncle . I was so discouraged by this shabby house at that time. I said, “Dad, what do we have at home ? Is this bed ours? Isn’t that the cabinet ? I said, ” Please stop talking about it. ” I ‘m starting to feel uncomfortable now . I said, “You have worked hard in society for so many years, what have you achieved? It couldn’t be that you have only achieved me, right?” So I have always wanted to have a house of my own to live in. I have also been urging my dad to build a house. At first, we didn’t build a house because we didn’t have money. But after we had money, my dad didn’t build one either. He was always hesitating whether to build one in the village , buy one in the market town , or just buy one in the city after collecting a down payment. So can you imagine? We have lived in that shabby house for so many years because we had too many choices . But two years ago, my family finally built a new house in the village. It was indeed a little late to build it. It was meaningless for you to give me the toy car I wanted when I was 8 years old when you are 20 years old. The house I want is like canned food, it will expire because I am now It’s really too late to build the villa in Shanghai , so I actually have some complaints against my dad. For example, he’s always urging me to get married, but I don’t want to. I have every reason to respond to him. He said, “If you don’t get married, what should I do if I can’t hold my head up in front of relatives and friends ? Just be as self-abased as I was when I was a child.” I’ve finished . Thank you all for the champions. Great! The countdown to the locked votes for Little Fourth Master is here. Let’s give another round of warm applause . Great! My favorite part is the part where Little Fourth Master angrily scolds Liu Yuxi. It’s so amazing and wonderful. It’s so vivid. Did the four of us take the photo together? What’s so shameful about him? You know, I’ve always had a thing that I don’t know if it can be considered a bad taste. I particularly like to reinterpret all the textbooks and all the knowledge we learned when we were young. I particularly like it . And I think Little Fourth Master is the first one . You basically won me over from the first sentence. Basically, your jokes have been getting more and more explosive since the first sentence. I think this is a very amazing thing. There is a kind of singing called kneeling down . The first sentence is explosive, and he has this effect. But what’s even more amazing is that because he catches you in the first sentence, he will be even more amazing afterwards, right , and his homophonic jokes are not low at all. There are two homophonic puns in the middle, ” 何低(低级)之有”, right? Not low(低级) at all. “何低(低级)之有”. That’s it. I want to say one more thing. This is a very rare PK between the poor second generation and the rich second generation . In the history of talk shows, the poor second generation usually wins . Is it because the large audience will emotionally accept the poor second generation more or something ? I don’t think it’s the case at all. Today , although Gao Han is also a well-deserved finalist in my mind , I think he is still slightly inferior to him. So in this sense, I want to warn that there is not much time left for the rich second generation players in China. If you don’t work hard, you will be completely eliminated by the poor second generation. Yes, very awesome. Thank you. When did you start acting ? Yes, how did you start ? At first, I thought I might not be able to find a good job after graduating from university , and I liked talk shows very much, so I wanted to try whether I could tell a talk show. But I was in Shanghai at the time , and I was a complete newcomer and didn’t have the opportunity to go on stage. Then I have to thank the boss of Sixiao Comedy for discovering you. He told me to apply for the job, which is to check tickets at the door and give me the opportunity to go on stage. Yes , so thank you Sixiao Comedy . Thank you. Have you been on other online shows before? I was on the fifth season of “Talk Show Conference” three years ago. Was it an audition or did you get into the show ? After getting into the show , there was a round of eliminations. Yes, my performance was very bad , so I can’t remember clearly , so it’s normal. Was there that year? There wasn’t Teacher Da Zhangwei there. Yes, I knew it was my turn. I waited for a long time and asked, “How can I walk? There are so many lights on this place ? Do you remember?” I called the car and it was here. Is it the master ? There is no tail number , but I have to say that . So I said, ” Yes, and then what ?” We can’t say that we have made progress today. Is it that the past was not as exciting as today ? In fact, it was because we didn’t explain it well at that time. We were just starting out, right? It was one year at that time, the first year , yes, less than a year, so Teacher Da didn’t clap for you at that time, right? Yes , you said the key point. Let’s say that I am the only one who has been there permanently until now , so I started to tinker with the past. Is it okay? There will be opportunities to clap for you in the future. I hope to borrow your good words. I especially want to hear what you think of our Mr. Gao Han. In fact, as a colleague, I listened to the open mic of Xiao Siye two days ago. I felt that if he put the “He Louzhiyou” segment at the end , a colleague of mine thought that his votes might be higher, but I was afraid that he would beat me, so I didn’t tell him. I think Gao Han doesn’t understand creative technology exchanges very well. You’re right, he still doesn’t know how to be polite. The two of you are here. Please stand in your seats. Let’s see the votes. Their votes are OK. I’m quite satisfied because I was almost not nervous. It’s better than I thought. But actually, I feel that the jokes are not as good as last year’s. But my condition may have improved. No, it can’t be like this. Wait, wait, wait, the lights are four votes short. Four votes . Teacher, you used your wait, wait, lights. You must give it. Congratulations. Xiao Siye Gao Han entered the promotion zone. Applause to the two of you.