第2期下：女演员接连炸场 燃起来了！丨《脱口秀和Ta的朋友们 第二季》 STAND-UP COMEDY2 EP2
No kidding, Meituan’s flash sale is about to start, and the excitement continues. The two 1V1s below are familiar faces to everyone. The ones who are about to PK are this year. I would like to use a sentence to introduce yourself to the audience friends. What words would you use? Hello everyone, I am the fearless Bu Jingyun because I feel like I care a lot about the results of every competition in previous years. Gradually, I feel that I don’t need to prove myself to others. The third group is the fearless Bu Jie. In fact, when she was pushed in just now, I saw that I was laughing to death. I was laughing to death (yes). Who invited me to laugh to death ? Which teacher is it? It’s very confusing, but I really was thinking in my mind that as long as it’s not Zhang Jun , I can fight with anyone. I thought you knew it was me. How could it be? I don’t know at all. But what I was thinking at that time, after that moment, after I drew the label , I didn’t see him coming over. I heard everyone booing and said it couldn’t be Zhang Jun. I saw Zhang Jun walking over and I thought you were joking, but he really kept walking towards me. I said, Jun, let’s get married. It’s really not a script . Now I believe that many variety shows are not scripted. You are my life. The background music started. It was 4 years ago when I first came here. It was the fourth season of “Talk Show Conference”. I chose Zhang Jun . Who would challenge Bu Jingyun in the microphone grabbing session ? At that time, I said I would choose a handsome guy, and then I chose Zhang Jun. Then I lost, so I picked the handsome Zhang Jun. The next year, Zhang Jun chose me in the microphone grabbing session. She said Zhang Jun must choose me, and then I felt a sense of fate, so I said okay, then I chose Bu Jingyun. It was a 1-1 tie. This is the third time they have met. Yes , I think as long as you live long enough , life will always be a little repetitive, which makes it beautiful . It should be done like this . The moment Bu Jingyun picked Zhang Jun, you can see that Zhang Jun just came up . He was helpless and funny. He looked a little pitiful. To be honest, he was just chatting there. He said that the two of them were quite awkward backstage , like people who are not in love but are getting married taking wedding photos. I Crush (the object of my affection) appeared first, and everyone is too familiar with her. She is a wife, a mother , an actor , and the owner of a club. Her career and family are under control. Let’s welcome Bu Jingyun who controls everything. Go (rush) Bu Jingyun (Sister Bu) (So beautiful) Okay, thank you everyone . Hello , I am Bu Jingyun. Thank you everyone. My club in Xi’an has been open for two years, but I still find it difficult to say that I am the boss. This sentence is very shameful. I always feel that boss is not a good word, especially on this stage. The talk show actors like to curse the boss the most. So I deleted all the jokes about Shanhe Zhao Yue cursing the boss. Once a party A came to our theater to check out the venue, and after I went up to him naturally, I said hello, I am the person in charge of our talk show. When I blurted out the three words ” person in charge” , I felt that it was quite down-to-earth to call him that. As a result, the other party said, “Then you are responsible for calling the boss over.” But the word “boss” has a lot of connotations. The comedy circle has become dirty, so they call it “manager”. One day, my grandpa saw a video about me at home and was very excited. He asked me, “I just heard you are the manager. You are the director. It’s not good to be the director. ” I thought my grandpa was joking at the time , but last year during the Chinese New Year, an actor in our theater gave me a gold necklace. It ‘s really not good to be a director. It’s too easy to be corrupted. It’s quite embarrassing . It’s too expensive. He was very sincere and said, ” Sister Bu, you gave me so much during the Chinese New Year, I must give you a gift.” I felt that he was getting more and more excited as he spoke , and his eyes were red. His crying awakened my conscience . I didn’t expect that I would still have a conscience even though I was a boss. I said no, no, he said, “Take it.” He kept making excuses and finally forced me to tell the truth. I said, “Oh, I earn much more than you. It ‘s really heartbreaking. I felt like he wanted to take the gift back after I said that , but I had already accepted it. When I got home and opened the box, I felt very complicated . The necklace was so beautiful that I put it on unconsciously. The key point was that I was embarrassed to take it to the theater and wear it in front of others. I could only wear it secretly at home and admire it in the mirror silently. I felt more like a corrupt official. Suddenly I remembered a corrupt official who said that he couldn’t remember who gave him what, but he knew clearly who didn’t give him anything. I’m not a corrupt official if I think like that because I remember who gave him what and who didn’t give him anything. He quickly persuaded me and said, “How can I think like that? I can’t accept gifts from now on.” Wear it for a while every day when you go home to remind yourself. This is the first and last rule. There are only three people working in our theater. Sometimes we have different opinions. I said let’s be fair and let everyone vote. As a result, one is in favor, one is against, and one has to go to the bathroom. Sometimes it is difficult to deal with conflicts among us. Once, two of my colleagues had a conflict. One of them made indirect accusations in the circle of friends, and the other one exploded instantly. At that time, I thought to myself, “Please don’t affect my performance today.” When I thought of this, I felt that I was no different from those bosses, because when employees are wronged, my first reaction is not to care about their emotions , but to care about whether they affect my ability to make money. The two of us were talking backstage, one talking to the other. Seeing that a quarrel had broken out, I yelled something that I still cannot believe. I said that no one was allowed to post on WeChat Moments anymore. It was so illogical and insane. It was like what the boss said, but once it was said, it could not be taken back. I finally understood why bosses love to lose their temper. Four words: incompetence and rage . When I first started working, a male boss sent me a WeChat message in the middle of the night and asked me to send him a photo. At that time, I was thinking about an ID photo, and I said you wanted red and blue, but it turned out to be yellow. I later found out that he often harassed female subordinates, which was really disgusting. From then on, I became very careful at work, and I became very wary of male bosses in the workplace . But some time ago, after a performance in our club, we had a dinner party. There was a very cute little boy in our theater, and we made a lot of fun jokes with everyone that day. Now I think back, maybe I was the only one who felt that way, because the boss thought the team building was very happy. I got home in the middle of the night and suddenly remembered something that was quite urgent, so I sent a WeChat message to the boy and asked him, “Are you asleep?” The other party kept showing that it was typing, but I didn’t receive anything . I asked him the next day and he said directly, “Sister Bu, I thought you drank too much yesterday , and I was a little scared. I quickly went up to explain . What are you afraid of ? Sister treats you as her younger brother. After he finished speaking, I felt that he was even more afraid. But his answer made me feel that in fact, sexual harassment in the workplace is gender-neutral, and bosses should be careful about what they say and do. They usually say things like “don’t treat me as the boss” , but in the eyes of the other party, as long as you are a superior and you make excessive jokes, it is called harassment. Maybe only female bosses will reflect on this point. But in the past two years, the most common question I have been asked is how do you balance career and family ? It’s an old question . I want to rush up and strangle him by the neck and say, “It’s an old question. How do you expect me to answer this kind of trap question ? I suggest you ask other male bosses how they balance several families. Because I think family and career are not in the same dimension. Why do they have to be in a balanced relationship? Why don’t you ask me, Sister Bu, how do you make dumplings while riding a bike? I can’t answer this question because I can’t be busy with my career without a family . Sometimes when there are many people at the theater, my daughter will say “be careful of the steps” at the door. My husband helps take pictures and check tickets. My father-in-law cleans the house for me every day. Any imbalance or unbalance is included. So PUA (emotional kidnapping) is useless. Only family members Only then will you really treat the company as your home. It’s really annoying. Every woman who is engaged in business is always asked this question. How do you balance entrepreneurship and tightrope walking ? I used to tolerate it , but people become really tough when they become bosses . One time I needed a report, and he came up and asked, Bu Jingyun , how do you balance career and family as a boss ? I said, then how do you balance traffic and truth as a media ? Oh, what? I don’t have that report . Since this issue is so tricky, let’s get this matter settled today , okay? Don’t ask me again in the future (OK) I think women in the past had to make choices, but women now have nothing to do with you. Okay, adjourn. I am Bu Jingyun, Sister Bu , Zhang Jun, please don’t accept the countdown to lock the tickets. Thank you again for Bu Jingyun’s performance. Thank you everyone. I especially want to ask Chunchun and Teacher Luyu what Bu Jingyun just raised. Don’t ask women how to balance family and career in the future. In fact, in recent years, everyone has been aware of this issue . You shouldn’t ask it. Why don’t you ask men? Because you understand that he doesn’t need someone to help him do the so-called balancing. But regarding the content of this question you want to ask , I recently got a very good answer . When I was talking to a female guest , she said, “Don’t ask” Asking yourself to do both well is actually simplifying a complex problem. I think sometimes it is enough to do one thing well, because this may be our normal state. We are trapped in a state of losing sight of one thing while focusing on another. Then what can we do is to try our best. There is no other way. I just really like a very stupid joke, which is about how old this problem is. I want to go over and pinch you and tell you how old this problem is. That part is so crazy. I like that part too much. It’s fun in itself. You have to manage these things and talk shows are getting better and better. I feel that you really have to be responsible together , right? First of all, my feeling is that I feel that I have to improve and grow together with the actors. This is also one of the reasons why I continue to participate in competitions. It is difficult for me to let the actors go out to compete and make money for me at home. I will feel very uncomfortable. Just now, Chunchun mentioned in her own performance that she likes Sister Bu very much, right? Because I actually started from watching talk shows and seeing Sister Bu’s performances , but I didn’t feel that strongly when I was on the previous talk shows . I really became her fan last year, right? Because when I suddenly watched her performance last year, I suddenly felt that she was cheating I have this feeling. I am happy for her. Thank you, Teacher Li Yuchun. It is worth this life. Thank you Bu Jingyun for bringing his first performance on this stage this season . Wait a little in the lounge. The next one needs no introduction. He is already backstage, rubbing his hands and eager to try. Applause, welcome Zhang Jun. Hello, everyone. I am Zhang Jun. How are you? There have been a lot of changes . There are two talk shows. I am still fighting with Bu Jingyun. You said that the audience will be puzzled when they turn on the TV. Isn’t this a new member? How come they are still old rivals ? Don’t any of you want to go to the opposite side? I don’t want to. I don’t like programs that are too popular and niche . I still have changes. I will go to New York and Columbia University in the second half of the year. You are all very good. Thank you , but some people will come and criticize me. You said, what’s the big deal? You know that Columbia University is actually a water master’s degree. Do you know that? I said, because you were admitted, then the value of Columbia University in my heart has decreased a little. The value of Hu Lan has also decreased a little. But Hulan doesn’t care. He is very confident . If you tell Hulan that his master’s degree from Columbia University is a mediocre one, he will only hold up his glasses. He will definitely say that his master’s degree from Columbia University is a mediocre one because he graduated. Hulan and I are just like the two people in the math problem. He gives Columbia University a slack while I give Columbia University a boost. The reason why I go to school is very simple because I am very curious about the world and I want to see the world . It’s that simple. Many people are like this. I have a white friend in South Africa. He asked me, ” If you want to see the world so much , why don’t you just fly to New York to live there ? ” I said, “What’s such a white word for living there ?” I said, “Because I am Chinese, I can’t just play around. I will feel guilty if I just play around . If I am too happy, I will get into trouble. This is my family motto. My grandfather wrote it in calligraphy. When he was a child, he went to Cape Town for a spring outing and came back without having to write an 800-word composition. The blood of hard work in an agricultural society flows in my body. The blood of hard work in an agricultural society, so even if I don’t have to farm the fields now, I still do it.” Every day I plant grass and pull grass on the Internet. Even if you see the world, you have to bring back a book to be considered as having seen the world. For us, I think Tang Seng didn’t want to seek scriptures that much back then. He just wanted to go to the West to take a look. He could just ride on Sun Wukong’s head and fly to the West. When he got there , he located the West. The brave people enjoy the West first. Next to him was Sun Wukong himself, who voiced the old monk. I rode all the way and insisted on sitting in first class, but he could n’t because he was an East Asian. He chatted with Li Shimin for a long time. I want to go to the West to see this and that. Li Shimin said, “Then will you still be a monk after your gap ? Monks are a very popular career direction. It’s hard for you to find a job in the past few years. ” Tang Seng said, “Then I’ll bring back a book. ” Tang Seng was one of the first batch of students sent abroad by the government. I admit this. I’m not a relaxed person. Others say, “Aren’t you tired like this? I’m not tired. I’m not tired at all. Do you know what’s more tiring? Relaxation is Some people have tried their best but still want to look effortless. I said, if you want to look effortless, then don’t try. He has to try his best and look effortless. His nervous relaxation is especially like race walking. Every race walker gives me the feeling that he really wants to run but is afraid that others will think he is in a hurry. Aren’t you in a hurry? I’m not in a hurry and I’m not relaxed. If you are not relaxed , the first place in a race walker is not the most relaxed. The last place is the most relaxed. Last time I watched an amateur competition, the last place was not a race walker , it was a walk. I hate race walking. Race walking is a rather privileged sport. It originated in the 19th century when British gentlemen used it for socializing. They were free because they didn’t have to run. Race walking could not have originated from two African buddies. Let’s see who walks faster today . Then the leopard behind you said that the British use race walking to enhance their relationships because they can’t hear each other talking when they run too fast. Excuse me. me (sorry) if you don’t run faster in Africa you can no longer hear the other person talking you can only hear the back @#¥%& the same reasoning emphasizes that relaxation is also a privilege some people can relax because they don’t have to run it ‘s like you can’t enjoy the tense and efficient operation of society while complaining that everyone is not relaxed enough it’s too double standard it’s like some developed countries enjoy advance consumption and massive relaxation while complaining about the loss of manufacturing to a certain Asian power that works harder like Vietnam you can’t talk about this without considering the environment saying that foreigners abroad are very relaxed because foreign countries are their home you let them come to my home there’s still 3 seconds for the red light in Wuhan to turn green behind the electric The train beeped . When I was crossing the road , the car drove all the way to my feet before stopping. I thought the car let me go. The car thought I let him go. Then it was like aiming . I took a step and he drove once. I took a step and he drove once. Finally, an old lady stood up. Don’t be afraid, young man. I’ll help you. We were indeed a little nervous , but we repaired the road very quickly. When I went to New Zealand for a performance, they repaired a 100-meter road year after year . The road in front of my house was repaired when I left home in the morning and the subway was connected when I came back in the evening. Relaxation is not a virtue. You won’t cause harm to society if you don’t relax , but being too relaxed might. Your online car-hailing driver plays with three mobile phones while driving, one playing cards, one watching a drama , and one chatting Then he turned around and asked, ” Can I use your phone for navigation?” People don’t have to be relaxed. Even my face isn’t relaxed. Because I have an overbite, I have to be tense when taking normal photos. I ask others to relax a little. It’s hard for me to look relaxed with my overbite. Zhu Yuanzhang was actually a very relaxed guy, but because he had an overbite , he looked like the painter was going to murder him. I don’t know why this imitation was so easy for me. Some people are like this, they are talented and work hard. They are very relaxed. They work hard all their lives and finally become the emperor , but in the painting, the other eunuchs are just crickets behind him. Look, he is so nervous even though he is the emperor. Zhu Yuanzhang was a local tyrant who worked hard to get to the top in a small place. Zhu Chongba (AKA: Small Town Test-taker) Zhu Yuanzhang said, “Then I’ll kill all of your nine clans.” You see how anxious he is. When relaxation is a privilege, it has become a burden for most people. Now I have given up on relaxation. I want to do everything seriously. Even if others say something, I can’t hear them because I’m running. You’re not relaxed enough. Excuse me. me (sorry) do everything seriously. I even think you have to give up relaxation in order to get relaxation because some time ago I played King of Glory seriously and was reported for playing the game passively. I’m just a bad player. It was quite hurtful because his report was successful. Everyone agreed that he must have a problem with his attitude to play like that . Just like when you were a child, your head teacher explained to your parents why you didn’t do well in school. The reason he gave was always the same: This child is smart, but he doesn’t work hard. I was thinking to myself, do you know how hard I work? I’m just not smart. Not only do I work hard, I even try my best. I try my best and it looks effortless. How did I become relaxed? Thank you everyone. I’m Zhang Jun So smart. Here comes Zhang Jun’s countdown to lock in the tickets. Let’s give applause to Zhang Jun again. Why did Zhang Jun choose to use relaxation as the topic this time ? Mainly because I found that many people are very anxious now . They want to relax. They will regard relaxation as a means , but in fact, relaxation is a result . I think if you give up relaxation, you can get relaxation . That’s why I didn’t clap. It’s because I didn’t understand that point. I feel a little twisted. I don’t know why. Maybe it’s because I’m stupid. I’m stupid. I didn’t understand where the relaxation is in the middle. Then let me tell you . Come and let me listen , okay? Of course, I don’t know whether to talk about it or not. I’m listening and I’m looking at it with new eyes . Zhang Jun said that now on social networks, everyone is desperately trying to Many people are comparing relaxation. Everyone is comparing relaxation in lifestyle, dressing and posing. It’s a bit like everyone is desperately trying to see who is more relaxed. This thing itself is not very relaxed. Acting relaxed is right. So his approach is actually very good. Especially his sentence is actually very well written. He said that curling is relaxing because relaxation has nothing to do with curling. It’s very funny. So he found this point very tricky and interesting. I have a strong resonance with it. But many of us feel that you will definitely succeed, and you are very good and have a good foundation. He is not like some contestants. You think you can’t do it, but later you succeed. We all think you can do it from the first day, but you have been standing still for so many years. Isn’t it a bit Being too relaxed makes me feel that the work is not polished enough, complete enough and has a little more effort. I think this is normal because not everyone can know their own problems as soon as they come out. I think you have to stay in this place first and wait for the 100% chance to come before you can move up. So I don’t mean to say that you are not good. I am just a little anxious. I have also told many colleagues and friends that Zhang Jun is one of the potential players I think most, but I have not given up in the past few years . To be honest, I have not given up. Of course, because I have been performing online all the time, and I am also delving into these themes . If you look for this angle and these materials, I try to avoid all the opinions and The materials are all the same , so it’s very difficult to dig into these things. In fact, I think it’s quite interesting because he talked a lot about his thoughts on culture, ethnicity, and some personality aspects. As for relaxation , I completely agree with his views. I think relaxation is not an advantage, it’s just a characteristic . Thank you. In fact, I slowly learned to understand that not everyone can do a swan. In fact, when I was underwater and kicking, I couldn’t be like a swan, calm on the water surface. So I thought it was pretty good, so I clapped the lights. Okay, let’s invite Bu Jingyun to Taichung first. The two of them met on a narrow road. Do you have any group names? Zhang Jun, Bu Jingyun, “Zhang Ruoyun”, the two of you . Sun Shuheng gave a name called “Ren Jun Bu Jing”. “Ren Jun Bu Jing” is not as good as “Zhang Ruoyun”. Okay, pretty good. Let’s take a look at the scores of Bu Jingyun and Zhang Jun’s Laughter Friends Group. Bu Jingyun 30, Zhang Jun 20. Please see the specific situation of the votes. I think Zhang Jun may have more votes. I think it should be Sister Bu. Maybe in the end, there is a difference of about 10 votes. It’s not much of a difference , only 7 votes. It’s so close , just these 7 votes. It ‘s really just 10 votes. Bu Jingyun entered the promotion zone with 221 votes and was very close to Zhang Jun entering the waiting zone. I think Mr. Luo ‘s evaluation of me is fair. He may be a little too relaxed , but this is not my intention . To be honest, this is also a problem of my ability. I’m not strong enough to pay attention to so many details at so many times , but I also need to say something for myself. I think this is the state I mentioned in my jokes . When you try your best, then others will think that you don’t care about it at all. I’m not a relaxed person. The next group of contestants to PK is Cai Cai and Xue Bing. The first to appear is a new actor. He is very distinctive. He allows everyone to applaud with one hand. Welcome Xue Bing. Hello everyone, I am Xue Bing. Thank you . Let me explain first. This arm was an accident when I was a child. High voltage electricity . Don’t be nervous or blame you for relaxing. There is no donation session today . Really, if you are too serious, I stand here and it looks like Shuidichou. Besides , it’s nothing new. Doesn’t the program have to have it every year? There are a few places for the elderly, the weak, the sick and the disabled. I originally planned to come to play Xiaojia this year. The audience today was so nice and enthusiastic . Thank you so much. To be honest, not all the audiences I met before were like this. The first time I went on stage to do a talk show, I was particularly impressed . Really, not a single person in the audience laughed that day. I was almost foaming at the mouth while speaking on the stage. The audience looked at me in complete silence. Some people had tears in their eyes. The key is that your audience is nervous and dare not laugh , which will affect me. I am also nervous , and when I am nervous, I like to sweat . I hold the microphone with one hand and cannot wipe it off . Sometimes the sweat keeps coming out and I ca n’t hold it anymore. It flows into my eyes. I wipe it with the back of my hand while I am speaking. Fortunately, it didn’t wipe it off. The audience became more nervous after wiping it , saying, “How can this kid cry in the middle of his speech?” At that time, a friend gave me advice and said that if you encounter nervous situations on stage, do n’t panic or be afraid, just think of some tricks to ask the audience for applause . For example, you can take the lead in applauding on the stage, and if you feel happy , just clap your hands. Later, that friend didn’t want it anymore. You can tell that these friends are colleagues at first glance. How do you describe these colleagues? They are curious, have a sense of humor, and are generally inhumane. When people see me, they call me Teacher Xuebing or Brother Bing. When they see me , they say , “Here I am, my left-handed right hand hasn’t grown out yet.” They don’t even chat properly, but just ask me some weird questions , such as “Brother Bing , if you walk on a tightrope with this hand, will your balance be unstable? Let me ask you, do you usually walk on a tightrope? Do you see why I walk on a tightrope, right?” Someone also asked me, ” If you break the law, why would the police handcuff you?” I don’t know and I don’t want to know . Okay , let’s chat. Let me tell you about my special experience. When I was a child, I was naughty and had an accident, and then I lost my right hand. After the accident, the children of the same age around me were all very obedient. Parents also used my experience as a negative example to scare their own children, saying all kinds of things. The rumors became more and more outrageous. Among them, the most outrageous statement I heard was that the teacher confiscated my hand because I didn’t do my homework well since I was a child. You are crazy. You like this and it’s completely unreasonable. In fact, in addition to this arm, I have some minor problems. If I don’t tell you, you may not find out that my eyesight is different. I had a physical examination before , and the vision of my left eye is quite different. It’s about 5.0, and the right eye is only 4.0. At first I thought it was caused by trauma. In fact, there was trauma on the right side as well. Later I thought about it carefully and understood. During school, I had to do eye exercises every day. After so many years, I only did one eye. In addition, after the accident, the responsible party paid a large amount of money . If the profit model is not too difficult to replicate, the risk is too high. If it happens a few times, my buddy is financially independent. Others call it starting from scratch, but I call it breaking my hand to get rich. But you may not believe it when I tell you. I lost a full 80,000 yuan at that time. You see, it sounds like a joke now. It was not a small amount back then. 30 years ago, in 1990, I checked. 80,000 yuan at that time was enough to buy a house in Shanghai. My father’s monthly salary was only 100 yuan at that time . 80,000 yuan a month was equivalent to him receiving 60 years of salary at one time. After getting the money , my father was very excited and said that this money was not easy to get. My son exchanged his life for it for the rest of his life. No one can touch it until now. This 80,000 yuan is like a family heirloom. It has been used by the family to avoid the real estate market and the stock market. In their best years, it has gone through 30 years and is still 80,000. I talked to him about it I asked him what he was thinking. He said he wanted to save it for his son to marry in the future. I asked him how great it would have been to marry him back then . He said you were only 5 years old at that time. Really? Sometimes I wonder, if he hadn’t hidden the money back then , and he really bought me a house in Shanghai, after all these years, it would have been demolished at least once or twice. In case I’m lucky. From one set to two sets, how would I feel if I now owned two sets of houses in Shanghai ? I feel that although I lost a hand , I gained a pair of wings. After so many years , I can slowly understand him and can’t blame him. He just felt that the money was too heavy and he didn’t dare to touch it. More than 30 years have passed . Although the currency is depreciating , fatherly love has never been absent. If you have to say whose fault it is, I think it is the fault of inflation. Inflation makes money worthless. I read a sentence in a book before and it left a deep impression on me. He said that the market economy has its own operating rules, but there is always an invisible hand in macro-control. I thought to myself, it can’t be my hand. I am still single now. I am not too anxious. There are friends around me who are anxious for me. They often tell me I boasted about their love experience and said that Brother Bing had fallen in love again recently and it was love at first sight this time . If you don’t fall in love, you don’t know that when you meet the person you like, that moment is particularly exciting. It’s like an electric shock. I said I know. The feeling is not only exciting but also harmful to the body. Before, there was a relative in my family who was a matchmaker. He was very enthusiastic and had strong business skills. He insisted on introducing me to a person. He was very mysterious and didn’t tell me anything. He only said that we were a perfect match. Then he brought me to meet him. The girl was really good in everything except that she couldn’t hear me. Then I realized that the girl you introduced to me was a deaf girl . No wonder you said we were a perfect match. I was Yang Guo, so I asked him what was going on. He said, isn’t this great? The Return of the Condor Heroes is so perfect. I said It’s not very convenient, right? Then how can we communicate? He said it’s okay, you can learn sign language. Of course, we didn’t end up together. After all, this life is not a novel . Even if Yang Guo knew peerless martial arts, he couldn’t learn sign language. Thank you everyone. I’m Xuebing Caicai . Countdown to Xuebing’s ticket lock. How did Xuebing start to do talk show ? Speaking of this , I have a connection with Lao Luo. My hometown is Yanji. It was through the Hammer phone at that time that I got in touch with some Hammer friends. We would organize some offline activities such as watching the press conference . Then I met the group leader of the Hammer friends group. He later organized a small open mic and encouraged me to participate . That’s how it was. By chance, I tried it and thought it was okay. Now I have been doing talk show full-time for two years. Niu is very, very good. He has his own style , which is very hard to imitate. His style is seamless. It is very, very good. I like it very much. I think it is because his jokes are the most amazing. The one about inflation and the invisible hand just now is amazing to me. His jokes are not only funny, but also have a lot of character. His father’s fatherly love and the ups and downs of that era are also very popular. I like the part where I clapped the lights. I like the joke about the idiot who said that the hand was confiscated by the teacher. It is inexplicable , but I think it is so interesting that I have to take a picture of it. I think watching this performance is really open-minded. I feel really happy to watch your performance. Thank you for bringing such a performance . Thank you . Another round of applause to Xue Bing Xue Bing , take a short break. Mr. Luo Yonghao clapped for you. I’m so happy . It’s the kind of feeling that the person you like also recognizes you. I’m very excited. I’ve bought almost all the mobile phones that Lao Luo has made from the first generation to the last generation. Now the first message on my Weibo is still this. He once said that we are destined to change the world when we come to this world. Everyone who comes to the world is destined to change the world. No one is an exception. You must believe that you can change the world and you can always do something. That’s it. If you are a good person, you will make the world a little better. If you do evil , you will make the world a little worse. After listening to it, I felt so powerful. I felt that I was very valuable. It gave me a lot of confidence. In fact, it’s the same for talk shows. Because I like Lao Luo, I can’t help but come to this day. God, I found that I am connected to this world. I am also a very important member of this world . I even have the ability to change the world. It is all his inspiration and the strength he gave me. Thank you , Brother Luo. I hope you are in good health and get better and better . You should all be familiar with the contestant who will PK with Xue Bing. Last year, she talked about sanitary napkins to break the shame of menstruation and the fate of widows and oppose feudal superstition. Applause, please welcome Cai Cai. Hello everyone, I am Cai Cai . Hello, thank you. I went back to my hometown some time ago to attend my grandfather’s funeral. He lived to be 96 years old, which is quite long-lived. I hope that all of us here today can live to death together . According to the custom of our hometown, I have to buy a pig to commemorate my grandfather. My uncle thinks that I don’t make money by doing talk shows, so he chose the thinnest one. I think the pig was also confused. It originally thought that it had low body fat and could live longer. In fact, this pig was not originally bought by me. It was supposed to be bought by my mother, but she passed away 20 years ago . Everyone can breathe a sigh of relief. I promise that no one will die in the future. 20 years is indeed a long time, and I am indeed fine. But I have to be honest with you all. Every time I talk about this on stage, I am still very nervous. I am afraid that if I say it too seriously, you will not laugh . If I say it too lightly, you will think I am unfilial . I am also afraid that the audience will feel sorry for me. But today’s PK is with Brother Xue Bing. Don’t you know who lost more between him and me ? But let me tell you why I still want to talk about this? Because I found that the more I want to avoid it, the more I can’t get around it. For example, a friend asked me before , “Your mother doesn’t urge you to get married.” I said no, indeed she doesn’t urge me. Then he told me that he was so envious. It would be great if my mother was the same as yours. I felt the same as you at that time. I was done with my merits, so I quickly told him that it was good not to be different. As a result, he said that I didn’t know how lucky I was, and I didn’t know how lucky I was. I didn’t know how to respond. I couldn’t always tell him that my luck was coming. Sometimes it’s not me who wants to avoid it, but others who want to avoid it for me. For example, my junior high school classmates drove a The main content of the class meeting was that we were not allowed to sing Jay Chou’s “Listen to Mom” in front of me. We would be fined two yuan for each singing as class fee. I don’t know why they didn’t give it to me directly , and I don’t know why he was banned from our class because of the two yuan. In fact, I know that my classmates are well-intentioned, but sometimes I am too cautious and I will be kidnapped by this kindness. For example, what I fear most is eating in the cafeteria at noon and then the school radio suddenly starts playing “Listen to Mom”. As soon as it starts playing, my classmates stop eating and start stealing glances at me. I don’t dare to eat because I ‘m afraid they will think I ‘m drooling when I should be crying. The key is this The song doesn’t play at a fixed time. Sometimes when the meat is right next to my mouth, it plays and I put the meat down too. I really feel wronged . Can you play another song first ? Can you give me time for a song? One time the food was too spicy and I blew my nose because it was so spicy . The music started and the classmate next to me silently handed me a piece of paper saying “Please accept my condolences and stop crying. ” I wanted to say, “Jay, please don’t sing.” Including last year’s recording of the show and after it was broadcast, I hadn’t contacted my junior high school classmate for many years. He sent me a message saying he was happy for me and congratulated me. I also said that he would think of me whenever he saw anything related to Jay Chou in recent years. I asked him very cautiously. When you were recording the show and saw He Guangzhi, the greatest imitation of Jay Chou, who looked so much like Jay Chou, would you miss your mother? This is too complicated . I won’t. I just want to win. Including when I told this joke in another club before , and after I got off the stage, the manager of that club came to me and said that he felt a little distressed. I said, if you feel distressed, give me a raise in the performance fee. When I paid him at the end of the month, I found that he was indeed more distressed about the money , but I know that today’s audience must be different. You must be more sincere than him. If you feel distressed, I can vote for me. You should have discovered that I will not be kidnapped by kindness now, because I can kidnap kindness , and I have even learned to kidnap malice. Because after the joke about sanitary napkins I talked about was broadcast last year , a keyboard warrior sent me a private message to scold me. He said, ” You are saying such vulgar things to attract attention. Didn’t your mother teach you? ” I felt that the opportunity had come. I wanted to make him feel ashamed of what he said , so I told him that my mother passed away. I waited for a long time and he replied to me . I knew that he was very heartless, right? But I didn’t reply to him either. But when I went to the grave last year, I told my mother about this and burned the keyboard warrior’s ID (account) for her. It’s actually a long paragraph I always avoid talking about this with my friends because I find that every time I talk about this, the atmosphere becomes awkward. Every time I tell my friends that my mother passed away , they will say sorry to me and I don’t know how to respond. But the number of times they say sorry is indeed quite a lot . One time, a friend didn’t say sorry and I felt that she owed me an apology . Later, I was really curious, so I asked her why everyone else said sorry but she didn’t. Then she replied that it wasn’t me who did it, she’s not a human being , she’s a talk show host, she’s Echo (Ran Rong). Including one time, she was video chatting with her family and I was next to her and she suddenly clicked on the screen and said to me, “ Look what this is? ” I said, “What is this?” She said, “ This is mom.” She’s in hell, right? But don’t blame her anyway, her mom doesn’t love her. But it’s actually like this. I think if you sympathize with someone, she can only be grateful to you , but I think you can actually attack each other. It’s a closer relationship than gratitude. I also specifically checked that personality traits like mine belong to I (introversion), N (intuition), T (rationality), and meanness. But actually, I’ve been thinking about it recently. If talking about death makes everyone so uncomfortable, I can feel that everyone is still quite nervous, and then I was thinking, why should I still talk about it? Then I thought of my mother, because she is a person who likes to joke around. When I was in elementary school, I was very bad at writing essays. Then one time, she said to me very seriously, ” I will teach you how to write. ” She said that the most important thing in writing an essay is to express emotions. Just write like this : the blue sky is so fucking blue , and the white clouds are so fucking white. At that time, I felt that I was just an elementary school student, and writing an essay was the most serious thing in the world for me. But she didn’t want to teach me anything. She just wanted to make a joke. Then I thought, then I am standing here today, can I not express anything? I just want to be funny like my mother and make my mother laugh. Thank you everyone. I wish you all happiness. The countdown for Cai Cai’s ticket lock has begun. Let’s give applause to Cai Cai again. Thank you. When it comes to mothers , friends are a little afraid to say it. In fact, everyone doesn’t know how to deal with this emotion , so they will avoid it. When it comes to mothers , they don’t dare to say it, so they say muamua, just like this, give you two sweet kisses . I think that ‘s the feeling I want to give this light . Actually, my mother told me this story . After my father passed away, my mother adjusted well in two or three months. We grew up in a small town , and whenever we went out on the street, we would run into people we knew. Whenever we ran into people we knew, they would come over with a sad face, grab her hand, hug her, and say, ” Are you okay?” ” My condolences .” This was the real pressure she was under at that time , so when I listened to it just now, I resonated with it very much. I felt that there were two or three times in the middle that were particularly good. Thank you , but there were a few places that felt a little heavy, so that everyone felt that it was very clever and wanted to laugh , but it was almost not very relaxed to laugh, so I hesitated and didn’t shoot. In fact, I am more curious about what kind of considerations you had when choosing these topics, or actually I didn’t think too much about it myself , because I think that when you stand on this stage, you can only say what you want to say. Maybe it’s because I am actually a very timid person in my life, and then I think that since I’m on this stage and have this microphone , I can talk about some topics that I don’t dare to talk about normally. Thank you. She didn’t directly talk about how her mood changed after losing her mother , but talked about the reactions of the people around her . She suddenly tapped the screen and said to me, “This is my mother. I’m very happy to be a part of her jokes. As far as I know, no one has written me into their jokes. So I think being able to write my friends and family into my own jokes should be considered a love letter of language for us comedians . We also invited Xuebing to return to the stage. Xuebing got full votes and Caicai got 10 votes. After the voting is over, let ‘s take a look at the number of votes. It’s not low, not low , in fact, the audience votes are about the same. Caicai has a chance. She has a chance. She has a chance. Xuebing 235. Congratulations to Xuebing for entering the promotion zone. Caicai will continue to wait in the waiting zone . The next two people to PK are Seven (Seven) and Big Goose , who are about to appear. First of all, he has to work like a cow during the day and tell jokes at night. He also went to a nursing home to help others. Yes , it’s awesome. Applause. Please welcome Seven (Seven) who is very good at work. Hello, friends. I’m Seven (Seven). I ‘m still working this year . Last year, I went on a show while working. My side job was discovered . Now I lost my real name in the company. My boss now calls me Seven. After I started working last year, I was really worried and afraid that my boss would be angry when I returned to the company because I was afraid that he would think I was not doing my job properly or something. But I soon found out that I was worrying too much . It is too easy to make a middle-aged man happy . I asked my boss for an autograph from Teacher Zhang Shaogang on the show. My boss was very happy, but Teacher Shaogang was even happier that day . Teacher Shaogang looked like he wanted to stab him . I wanted to clap my lights. When I said, ” Teacher Zhang , can I have your autograph?”, Teacher Zhang’s expression seemed to want to confirm. Was I asking Zhang Yuqi or Da Zhangwei? You can see that it was one of the few shots of me last year. It was at 34 minutes and 22 seconds in the fourth episode. Teacher Zhang found out that day that he didn’t say “OK” to me afterwards . He said to me, ” Thank you . ” Let me share my recent troubles in life. I hate artificial intelligence. I don’t hate it out of thin air. I have a position. I am a master of computer science. My major is artificial intelligence and machine learning . I often receive harassing calls from artificial intelligence during lunch breaks recently. I feel like I am being backstabbed by the knowledge I have learned. I really miss the time when people still made harassing phone calls. At that time, at least he could hear me when I cursed him. Now, even if artificial intelligence can hear an AI (artificial intelligence), how can I curse it? I can’t even greet its family , right? I can’t curse the father of artificial intelligence, right ? The next time AI (artificial intelligence) calls me, I’ll say “Fuck your uncle Alan Turing” . That’s how it is. Now scam calls are starting to use artificial intelligence. My grandma received a scam call some time ago and it was very scary. It was my voice on the other end of the phone saying, “Grandma, hello. I’m your grandson. My bank card has been frozen. Please transfer some money to me.” After hearing that, I was very scared that my grandma would be cheated . My grandma is 89 years old, but my grandma told me, “Don’t worry. ” I saw through it immediately and asked, “Grandma, how did you see through it?” My grandma said, “Because you’re not so polite. ” My grandma is so clear-headed, but my boss has been following the trend of AI (artificial intelligence) recently, but he hasn’t been following the trend quite yet. Normally, he would browse this kind of marketing account every day. No one would not know that AI (artificial intelligence) can be used to generate exquisite PPT (presentation) with one click, right? Then he forwarded it to me and asked me to use the method in it to generate tomorrow’s PPT (presentation). How could anyone believe this? I don’t even want to explain from a scientific perspective whether we can generate a PPT (presentation) with one click. You have to double-click when you click on the PPT (presentation) . My leader has been following the trend recently and using some large language models, and he doesn’t understand how to use them , but this is not his fault, because in order to give full play to the performance of the artificial intelligence model, users need to be able to clearly state their needs. This is the shortcoming of our leader. He told me that the large model is not easy to use and asked me to come over and help him take a look. I took a look and he sent a bunch of files to the AI (artificial intelligence), and then said to me as if he was talking to me, “Come on, help me with these things .” That’s how he is . I call him this That type of leader usually gives instructions to make this thing into that kind of artificial intelligence. He said he didn’t know how to do it and said, “I’m willing to help you , but you didn’t put forward any requirements . Can you tell me what you need me to do? ” My leader opened the deep thinking and said, “Think about it carefully . ” He is like this. He doesn’t understand, but this doesn’t stop him from believing in artificial intelligence. He recently put forward a new requirement to me and told me that the artificial intelligence on the Internet is not easy to use. You are studying computer science, so you can make our company ‘s own artificial intelligence. I thought, why don’t you think about it carefully? If I can make it, I will do it. He calls me Seven, but he can’t really use me as Ultraman , right ? But at work, I can only coax him. I can only use this kind of open source and free model on the Internet . It was connected to our company through a shell and an interface. However, due to my own intelligence level and the performance of the computer, the connected model was extremely stupid. How stupid was it? When I asked it for a travel guide to Amsterdam, it told me that Armstrong had landed on the moon and that was the first time I saw a large language model. It was hard of hearing. If this could work for humans, then my grandfather could do it too. Human resources would not need to conduct a background check on him. His ears had been deaf for more than 20 years. But I would only report good news and not bad news. You know I would report the good news . He believed it. He really thought we had a very powerful artificial intelligence model. He thought we were on the road. He thought we could do it. He has now begun to compress the deadline of my task. He asked me to work for three days before . He said that now there is AI (artificial intelligence), so you should finish it in one day. He is like that , he does not understand , but he can use it to push your work as long as he has a little reason . He is quite bad. Fortunately, I am not a good person either. In fact, I can finish that three-day job in one day . I lied to him for two years. This is called doing work on ordinary days. Friends, but I still have basic professional qualities . The job was really urgent that day. I stayed up until 3 a.m. and finished the whole job by myself. Artificial intelligence slept soundly, but when I handed in the job the next morning, my leader thought that the job was done by artificial intelligence. He pointed to the report I wrote purely manually and praised it and said to me, ” Look, this is much better than what you wrote before. My leader now belongs to the category of AI (artificial intelligence) dream man.” He doesn’t like manual work, but he likes work done by artificial intelligence. I want to ask our leader. I didn’t expect you to be a sapiosexual. There are so many people following the trend of AI (artificial intelligence). I really think it’s a bit boring now. This year’s trend is artificial intelligence. A few years ago, it was blockchain , VR (virtual reality) , and the metaverse. We have to catch up with every trend . When various trend words appear at the same time, my leader comes to my workstation to find me, and I don’t know what he is going to do. I have to ask him, leader , what wind brought you here? I really don’t recommend that you follow any wind. There is an old man who just doesn’t work well. He always likes to move a chair downstairs to get some fresh air. Now he has had a stroke. The last time I saw him, he was fine, but his mouth was crooked and he couldn’t speak clearly. He couldn’t answer when others called him, so he could only point at the phone. You do this. I’m done. Bye, friends. The ticket lock channel is open. Another round of applause for Seven. Seven, I like him so much. Since last year when Seven was performing, I felt that such a good actor left early, and then left the stage . The key point is that his jokes drill into you . When he drills into you, you feel that everyone starts to laugh. It’s not that there are many places where there are hilarious moments , but there are many places that slowly drill into you, and the more you think about it, the more hurtful it becomes. That’s when it ‘s particularly fun. And I’m really working on AI (artificial intelligence). It ‘s really true. It’s impossible to write jokes with it, right? I’ve tried it . Every time I can’t write a script, I will ask it very devoutly. I will use polite words and say, “hello , can you help me write a joke?” The foreshadowing of my joke is like this. Now I ‘m missing a joke here. Can you tell me? And it hasn’t told me before, but I will ask it every time because it’s me. I actually think it helps with creation. It may say some nonsense , but when you write a script alone, you seem to be communicating with someone. It’s a bit sad that I don’t have many friends to reveal. It’s okay ,
otherwise how can I write the script? And the point is that the most enthusiastic time I saw Li Yuchun shaking her head today was when you just said that when she was hard of hearing, there was no need for human back-adjustment. Her ears had been hard of hearing for more than 20 years and she couldn’t stand this homophonic pun, right? But I like Seven’s overall joke very much, because sometimes when I’m bored, I will talk to AI (artificial intelligence) and say that this year is my 20th anniversary of working and everyone is waiting for me to make a big deal, so what should I do? Then AI (artificial intelligence) said to kill me and gave me a plan or something, which is quite interesting. When I chat with AI (artificial intelligence)
now , if you don’t know who I’m chatting with and I leave a voice message, you will think I’m talking to a real human being. It has a very high emotional intelligence and it’s scary. It never says the opposite. It always says that you are right and you are very smart . So the interesting part is that Seven (Seven) uses his work experience to show everyone on the talk show stage I have raised a question that is being discussed frequently, and it has also triggered more people to think about the content of this topic. Applause again to Seven. Thank you for coming. Seven, take a break and watch the contestant against you from the side. This is a newcomer from Xi’an who likes talk shows and is very down-to-earth. Applause. Welcome Big Goose. An orange, right? Her orange. Come on, Big Goose. Come on, Big Goose. Hi, everyone. I am Big Goose. I am an agricultural student. Let me introduce myself. I am a farmer’s child. I finally got admitted to graduate school and began to study how to be a farmer. Many people say that a farmer’s child who gets admitted to university is like a carp leaping into a dragon. But I’m from Gansu. I don’t know nl. I looked back and saw the gate of Yuejin Agronomy. Not only my father was sitting inside, but also my grandfather. I feel that I am the real successor of agriculture. Many marketing accounts say that a certain celebrity has pushed himself into the entertainment circle in order to chase stars . My idol is Yuan Longping. Now I have also pushed myself into the agronomy circle. My idol studies grains. I study fruits and vegetables. Who at this station understands the fan circle better than me? Others buy albums to increase sales in order to support their brothers, but I eat four meals a day to support my grandfather. How can I say that I’m shy? You can tell from my body shape that I really like to appreciate my grandfather’s works. Some time ago, a friend recommended me a variety show called “Let’s Farm!” I also watched “Youth Edition”. After watching it, I didn’t want to expose you all. You really like watching farming. I, a farmer, also like watching youth. At the beginning, the boys were busy farming. There were fans who felt sorry for the younger brother. I felt so distressed that I wanted to go up and help them. At that time, the program can be renamed “Just Call Me Youth”. In the classroom, I used to learn things like praising farmers and every grain of rice is hard-earned. After leaving the classroom, I heard that if you don’t study hard, you can only go home to farm. Farmers are very contradictory. There is a plaque on the door of our house. There are three words on it : “Geng Du Di”. It means that my family is a family that farms and studies at the same time . The contradictions in my family are quite contradictory. When I was a child, I wanted to farm well, study, and go out to see the world. Now I want to go out and study and see the world . I want to help farmers farm more easily. Thank you everyone. I am Big Goose , Big Goose. Your current graduate major is fruit trees , yes, fruit trees. Your undergraduate major is seed engineering and science. I think on this stage Being able to hear different stories from people in different industries is also a mission and task of this program . Thank you, teacher. I have to say that our program is lucky . Thank you very much to Big Goose for appearing on this stage. On this stage, we can see new farmers. They are different from the farmers we understand in the traditional sense. They have independent expression and they have more to share. They hope to present better agricultural products and better of their efforts to everyone. Thank you Big Goose for letting us see all this. Thank you again for the wonderful performance brought to us by Big Goose . Thank you Seven (Seven), return to the central station. Seven (Seven), let’s take a look at the number of votes given by the audience . Seven (Seven) 231 successfully advanced. Thank you. The ones who are about to compete are Xiaoxue, Xu Haolun and Tan Xiangwen. Hello, everyone, I am Xiaoxue, and I am an actor in Xifan. My name is I have confidence , and my first manuscript is to convey a kind of power to everyone . I will choose one of them. I will choose the little star. Is it the local little star? Who is the local little star? Okay, we have also successfully matched, and we escaped from the 1-on-1-on-1. This cruel environment is that after I drew the lot, many people came to comfort me . Everyone’s eyes were different . They all said “Sister Xue” . Everyone said so. The next words were “Sister Xue, it’s okay, Sister Xue, it’s okay”. I said, “Why is it okay?” He said, ” You will have nothing to do after you finish this round.” Because local little stars, right? I didn’t expect them to be so humble, right? I didn’t expect them to be so humble. They are little stars in China. I am the only one among all the people who knows that I will lose, but I am not ashamed. I think there is no laughter in this room, right? They are not good enough. The Changsha gang is not good enough. Sister Xiaoxue is the least afraid of children. Sister Xiaoxue has two children at home . Sister Xiaoxue beats children . Then what about the first person to appear? On the one hand, she has to deal with a lot of messes and be a wife and a mother. On the other hand , more importantly, she hopes to be able to enjoy the happiness of life and pursue herself . Applause, welcome Xiaoxue , Sister Xiaoxue, hello, I am Xiaoxue. Can you tell that I am a mother? (I can’t tell) Thank you, I am a mother of two children (so young) People can be stupid twice, but I didn’t expect it, and I became stupid so quickly. The third time I drew lots, I drew Xu Haolun and Tan Xiangwen. This is really my younger brother trying to kill me , but I think it’s already like this, so I ‘ll just speak freely. On this stage, middle-aged sisters with different identities can also express their own voices , right? (Yes) I have been married for seven years, and this year happens to be the seventh day for both of us. I am a Beijinger, an old Beijinger, but my husband is from the south, from Suzhou , a great fusion of the north and the south. He came to Beijing to work. We met through a blind date and went together , and we are very compatible. We have the kind of cutest height difference in everyone’s eyes . My height is 1.70 meters and his height is exactly 1.58 meters. This is a true story. When I am with him, I feel like Snow White. But two days ago, our marriage encountered a little ripple. I accidentally glanced at my husband’s mobile phone at home, and a WeChat dialog box was pulled down from his phone. It was a cute cartoon avatar , and the content of the conversation was just two words, brother , your brother-in -law , an old man in his 50s, almost bald, what brother, royal brother, brother, but our relationship for so many years It ‘s still very stable. We have been sleeping in separate rooms because I have two children with me , but it doesn’t affect us meeting in the living room and we can simply say hello. Every time I see him in the living room, I will be very happy and say, ” Hey, you’re back.” He is very polite when he sees me and says, “Hey, you’re busy.” He is even happier when he sees the children and says, ” Hey, you ‘ve grown up so much. You say that now a woman suddenly appears and calls him brother. It may also mean that this woman is sincere to my husband and has no taboos. But blind guessing may not necessarily mean that she is a woman. So you have to know who this person is. I tell you, at that time, I was thinking about him every day . I was really about to get depressed. At that time, there was an old Chinese saying that went, ” A woman should not marry far away. ” I am the person closest to my parents’ home in China. My parents’ home is just upstairs from my house , on the upper and lower floors of the same unit building. My husband and I were dating. When he came to our house for the first time, he also asked me where my parents were. I said that the old couple are upstairs now. He said, “I’m sorry. ” I said, “What’s the matter? If you are happy , I will take you upstairs to find them .” I tell you, upstairs and downstairs are not a simple distance. This is the confidence in my marriage. I have someone above me , so I went straight to my parents and told them that I wanted to see my husband’s phone. My mother didn’t even ask why. As soon as she saw that she felt wronged, my mother said, “Son, do you know his password?” My father said, “It’s useless to know his password. He can delete the chat history. ” My mother said, “If this guy deleted all the chat history , it would be more suspicious. ” My father said, “Who can delete all now ? They just delete the important ones. ” My mother said , “Son, you go down first. I’ll take care of some housework. ” I said , “My biggest problem now is that my husband always holds his phone and I don’t have a chance to do it . ” My mother said, “Son, you didn’t find the right time . Two thirty in the morning is the time when this person sleeps the deepest. You can look at his phone at will at that time.” I said, ” This is too scary. Do you want to be standing quietly next to someone in a dark room in the middle of the night? If my husband suddenly opens his eyes and sees me , what do you say? How do I say? I say, “Good night, Makabaka.” Just when I was most helpless, my parents’ words really made me realize what family is . They said I said, “Child , why don’t we accompany you? ” This “accompany” was really my strongest support. Even if my husband suddenly opened his eyes when I looked at his phone, I was no longer afraid and said openly that we were going to watch it together. My mother planned the next details for me . My mother said, “Child , just sleep normally. Set the alarm on your phone for 2:30 in the morning. Your father and I will come down too. I said the three of us will stand beside him together because we are going to keep vigil. ” My mother said, ” Even if your husband suddenly opens his eyes, you have an excuse. You can say that your parents are here. ” I said, “Why are you here at this time? You are hungry. You should use his phone to order takeout. ” But in fact, when we were planning it, we had a lot of worries and concerns. I tell you , after experiencing that night, let’s not talk about anything else. The first thing I learned was a little-known fact about humans. That is, when we sleep normally , 2:30 in the morning is really the time when this person sleeps the deepest. Do you know how dead he can be? Let me tell you this. That night at 2:30 in the morning , my husband in the next room woke me up. He said that the ringing of my phone was too loud. Then my husband’s words made me I felt more at ease. He said, ” Your parents are here. ” I said, “They must be hungry at this time . ” So at midnight, our family of four reunited . We sat together in silence. My husband asked me in a low voice , “Do you have any customs on this day in your north ? ” We became even more silent. My husband was panicked. He asked my dad, ” Dad , is there anything we can do to help you?” My dad said, “Go to sleep, you can help us when you sleep. ” My husband walked stiffly back to his room under the death gaze of the three of us. In fact, the moment he closed the door, I felt a little regretful . I told my parents , “Actually, there is no need to look at people’s phones secretly, right? There were so many people there just now, we could have just killed him openly. My mom said that the child couldn’t do that, as the community was under surveillance. My dad added that there were a few roads that could be avoided. Why did my dad understand so much, but his parents were too concerned. I tell you, I am a relatively rational person , and I couldn’t hold it in any longer. I asked him directly the next day. My husband admitted that it was really a woman, but she was I’m an insurance salesperson. My husband had no interest in personal accident insurance. He deleted me so he added me back. But after that night he added me back. Although I failed to check my phone , I felt that I had grown up. At that time I always wondered why I was always tired of living. It was because I was always thinking about others. It wasn’t a big deal. I was always wasting my time. In fact, I understand that it’s you who are wasting your time . You are joining forces with outsiders to bully yourself. So at that time I thought, screw him. From now on, I will shift my focus to myself. I will focus on myself. If someone really wants to snatch my husband from me, I will give him the chance. The world is so big. It’s not easy to find someone who’s 1.58 meters tall. There are many who are over 1.6 meters tall. I’m Xiaoxue. Let’s count down to locking your votes . Why did Xiaoxue think of talking about this content when getting married ? Why did she think of talking about this content when getting married ? In fact, when I talked about this, it was based on an incident in the past . When my husband checked his phone, a brother suddenly appeared. Then I kept thinking about it. I told my parents about this . But this article is about peeking at my husband’s phone, not about I teach you how to peek at your phone. I think people always say that women need to be independent and strong in marriage. In fact, being strong is not just a woman’s strength. I think my biggest confidence comes from my parents . It’s not that I rely on them. They have always passed on to me an idea that it’s okay, but my mom often told my dad that, so I learned it. I told myself that the greatest confidence is that you don’t waste your energy , and loving yourself is the greatest confidence. This is what I have always wanted to express. I think this story is very vivid , and it feels like watching a suspense movie at 2:30 in the middle of the night. Then there is another feeling. I think there may be some fragmented information that may trigger a certain kind of suspicion in you , and that suspicion may form a huge internal consumption of yourself. I think this is actually a reminder for me . Her invincible affinity makes people like her the moment they are good , and they are willing to listen to her telling a story, and the whole process is very attractive. Have there been any special performances for previous works ? I also have a special performance called “A Pile of Feathers” and it is now touring the country. Personally, I feel that many people always tell me, ” Sister, you can’t open the show well?” If you talk about marriage , husband and children, you will be easily eliminated . Young people nowadays may not like it. But I think it was when I was touring “A Pile of Feathers” and talked about marriage and the trivialities of life that I found that there were many young single girls or boys who would hug you enthusiastically after listening to it. They said they felt a kind of strength from it . In fact, this is what I want to express . Housewives don’t have only one A side . They have B side, C side and D side. They are very rich. We also asked Xiaoxue to take a break at the side. The people who will PK with you are about to come up. They have been waiting very hard, so without further ado, they will be carried up directly . Please give a round of applause to welcome Xu Haolun and Tan Xiangwen . Congratulations to Xu Haolun and Tan Xiangwen for becoming the annual champions of “Talk Show and His Friends”. Has your life changed since you won the championship ? Are you laughing? Parking is free (I also participated) Zhejiang Satellite TV’s New Year’s Eve “Lantern Festival Gala” and a “Time Concert” The Spring Festival Gala is the best “business”. The man wearing glasses took out all the money he had and insisted on it. Here, in front of the whole country , you have to know that 1.4 billion is placed in front of me . I don’t know what it is. I have never seen 1.4 billion people. Who has seen 1.4 billion people? Great grandfather is still quite realistic. This program won the championship and is entitled to five social insurances and one housing fund. Do you want to give you another housing fund after appearing on the Spring Festival Gala ? And another social insurance? I said yes , but there is no supplement. This one is without chili. Okay , this one is with chili. Thank you . Is it delicious? It’s delicious. Give me two of these sugar-coated cakes. Have you ever thought about what to do if you are eliminated? If you are eliminated, it means that your ability is not enough. Not enough. Go to the Spring Festival Gala to hone your skills for a few years, and then come back to ignite it. Everyone is sitting . Hello, everyone . I am Xu Haolun . Hello, everyone. I am Tan Xiangwen. We are manzai brothers. Thank you, everyone . Long time no see. Long time no see. Spring Festival Gala actors are still quite popular. Don’t talk anymore . Recently , as a young person, young people are lazy . Their homes are particularly dirty. That’s normal. I saw something very popular on the Internet called housekeeping service. A one-stop service to clean up your home. It’s more convenient to clean . I’ve never shouted before. I want to simulate this scene. Let’s try it. Let’s restore it once. My home is too messy. I’ve been looking for people for a long time . Ca n’t you leave me your address? Or you can call me. Okay , hello, you have a private room. Don’t book a KTV (rehearsal room). Find a place here. Then you need to leave me your address. Where are you? 13th floor
, 13th floor, 13th floor. Turn right after exiting the elevator. This is the first door, right? I think I saw it, right? Wait a minute . Have you arrived? Let me see how to get in . Don’t pick the lock in front of me, okay? I’m still at home. I can open the door. Then you open the door. Sorry , it’s okay. You ‘re late . Come in and sit. Here are some of my tools. Have some water if you ‘re okay . Next time , this time , next time. Do you know why you come here? Can you help me order Jay Chou’s “Dawn”? It’s still a KTV (rehearsal room). Why is it for cleaning ? Cleaning, right? Before we start, let me introduce you to ours . This is a package service. Not only is there cleaning, but also this storage is very popular . Storage is not about making your home bigger , but about making reasonable use of your space. Okay
, you also need to cooperate with me. See which ones should be thrown away and which ones should be taken back, and tell me. That’s no problem. Do you still want the TV? I’ll definitely take the TV. Big brother , you’re here to collect the waste . Collect some garbage here and go. The garbage will be collected from you first. Oh, by the way, I threw away the mineral water bottle for you. I threw away the useless garbage bag for you. It was too dirty. I also threw away this 2008 NBA (National Basketball League) James autographed jersey for you. You can’t throw it away just by hearing the name . You know , this can’t be thrown away, right? You definitely can’t throw it away. Then why are you pouring it out again? I threw away the bottle for you, threw away the express box, and threw away the plastic bag for you. Okay, okay, I also accepted this 2008 NBA (National Basketball League) James autographed jersey. Are you accepting it , not accepting it with a smile? I’m telling you to put it back. What are you doing? This place is quite clean, you don’t need to clean it. It’s not the bathroom, the bathroom, right? Take
me to have a look. Look, you don’t usually take care of this wash basin , right? It’s
quite dirty. This water stain has accumulated over the years. How did you do it? I can’t clean it with a rag. You see why humans are primates. Your method doesn’t work. You can try another method, right ? You brought a lot of small tools. You see this area is quite dirty , right? It can show our human wisdom . Where is wisdom ? Wisdom is to wipe it with saliva. No,
I see if this stain is stubborn. It’s not that stubborn. You know , don’t worry. You need to use a little secret recipe . Don’t worry. A spoonful of dishwashing liquid, dishwashing liquid, millet vinegar , millet vinegar, baking soda, baking soda, Tequila (tequila) What is Tequila? Here comes the cocktail. What do you know about tequila ? High concentration of alcohol can remove dirt and scale. As long as the ratio is right, it will be clean. Don’t you know? I am here to see the hygiene. Don’t be in a hurry. Sprinkle it on and dissolve it for about 3 to 5 seconds to form bubbles. When bubbles appear, take out our rag and wipe it like this , right? Is it clean ? The water stain is gone , the faucet is gone, then why? You dissolved my faucet, right? Here you say whether it is dry or not. It’s still clean, you know, and there’s this toilet that needs to be cleaned. You see, this toilet is very difficult to clean. It’s difficult to get rid of clean water and detergent. It can’t be cleaned because of years of accumulation. What do you usually use to clean it? Do you have Coke at home ? It’s easy to clean. Coke tastes good . You say, I don’t know that Coke tastes good. It’s a decades-old brand. What do you know ? After washing with Coke, a light lemon scent will be left. Professionals wash themselves. Who wants to smell the light lemon scent on your body? Brother , I’m not , I don’t want to flush the toilet , flush the toilet really. Try it yourself to see if it works. It’s really clean, right? Professionals do it. Did you see the business? It’s still good . Why are you possessed by a ghost here ? Sorry , handsome, what’s wrong ? My stomach hurts a little. How can I not have a stomachache? Can I drink detergent mixed with tequila ? Big brother, you have a stomachache, come to the bathroom quickly . Thank you. I know you are a good person , but our company has a clear rule that you can’t go to the bathroom in the customer’s bathroom. It’s quite principled. Where is your bedroom? What are you going to do? What do you think of my home ? No , I said I can hold it in for a while and then I’ll go to the bathroom after I’m done . Okay
, I have this time limit. Can you take me to the bedroom? This is the bedroom, right? It’s quite dirty. I really can’t go to the bathroom. I really can’t go to the bathroom. Then I’ll start working. Put them all away, right? Put them all away. This is a photo of you and your girlfriend. No, not your ex-girlfriend. Sorry , it’s okay. I didn’t expect you . You called me over. Yes , that ‘s right. I don’t know how to deal with her idle items. I won’t go to any second-hand platform. It ‘s not that I ‘m short of money here. I don’t know how to deal with these memories. I understand , I understand . Everyone has their own unforgettable blue moon and white moonlight in love . You are sick . Why did I buy so much laundry detergent? I understand this. Then I’ll watch this photo being thrown away. You won’t be reluctant to part with it, right? If you throw it away , I ‘ll know you haven’t forgotten her. I’ll know that she is all in your heart. I’ll know that I’m not in your heart at all . I definitely don’t have you in my heart. Don’t you know? How long have I known you ? I have you in my heart, not this photo. I understand. I just want to keep it or not. Let me tell you a good way. Have you seen this TV series ? Give me a pair of scissors. A little trick . Yes, this is a bang cut for you . What bangs are you cutting? Are you crazy ? Shouldn’t you cut the person in half ? It cut the person in half. Yes, don’t be in a hurry . Leave only half. What’s the point of cutting the head and the body apart ? The photo is useless . Just throw it away. It ‘s just to clear the memories. Yes, don’t want anything related to her, right? Do n’t want it. This watch was given to me by her, so I’ll take it away. Why am I taking it away? Why are you accepting it here? Right, here. You said you wanted to break this watch . I like the Sheli watch. I like it too. What’s the use of your likes ? If you like to give me something, then don’t take this one. You can still afford a diamond ring. This diamond ring was for proposing. I know that it’s a branded product ,
and it’s a limited edition. One person can only order 10 times. I’m a wholesaler. My marriage life here is quite unhappy, you know, everyone can only order one . If you don’t put it, you can’t take it away, right? Don’t move it, handsome guy . If you do this , I don’t want to clean the house. What’s going on? Why?
That’s not my problem. No matter how clean you make your house, you won’t be happy. That belongs to your heart, my heart. You haven’t dealt with the emotions in your heart . What’s the point of asking me to do the cleaning ? Don’t tell you that I have seen your situation too many times. Have you seen it too many times? I also saw one a few days ago. It was also about a couple who wanted to break up. They said they would move their things away in the morning and gave them back in the evening. The two of us reconciled after moving back. What a trouble. What happened the day before? I said I would burn my things, but I bought him an identical one in the afternoon and moved back with him. We also reconciled . What’s the point of breaking up ? You want to date me, but on what basis? You are quite charming . I want to date you . What I mean is that it is useless to find me in your situation. You might as well deal with your emotions and go find her. How can I find her? All the contact information has been deleted. This person has disappeared from my world, you know ? Don’t say it so absolutely. Don’t leave regrets for yourself. Why don’t you open the door and see who is standing at the door? Don’t mess around. You only have one life. Who is Zhang Shaogang? Who is Zhang Shaogang ? Are you crazy? Why did you put a host at my door? You want me to call him over. What I mean is that you must have something to say to her. You must have something to say to her. If you want to say it, just say it. I am not with anyone here. If you don’t tell me, how can I put myself in my shoes? Think about it. I’m doing this for your own good. You can’t even say it to me. What will you do to her then ? I definitely can’t say it to you. You got into it pretty quickly. Here, I know there must be a problem between us . I didn’t know at the time that after the quarrel you would run away from home and never come back. I didn’t know this would be the ending, do you know? Do you have anything to say? No , I don’t think it matters. I think our relationship is okay, just like jumping off a building . You simply want to sing Karaoke, right? Here, what I mean is that I think you said it very well, but I think breaking up is also a good choice. Can you please let me go and let me leave? But I just have one thing that I want to take back before I leave. Your purpose is pretty clear. Here, I’m not me. I’ve been with you for so long. I love you so deeply. I have been with you for so long. That is my youth. That is my memory. I don’t want to leave it in this house. Take the watch away. Take the watch away. Take it away. And the diamond ring. I know you can’t have a diamond ring, but you bought it for me. It was tailor-made . It’s the size of my ring. I don’t want it to appear on other women’s hands. Take it away. And the James in 2008. James, do you still want you to have a lot? I’m sorry, I may not be able to control myself. It ‘s okay . I don’t want you to see my embarrassed look. It’s okay. Turn around and don’t look at my embarrassed look. I can see you turn around and it’s okay. Don’t go to the bathroom here. Thank you everyone. It’s too funny. The champion’s production, there is no way to be better than us. Come to all the friends present Countdown to lock the tickets. Applause again for Xu Haolun and Tan Xiangwen . Why did I appear? Yours is the most explosive joke. I can laugh for half a year . I think it’s quite funny to put you in it. They are all his solo speeches. Teacher Zhang has nothing to do with me. I have been looking forward to something appearing there. Because they were reminiscing before and I was reminiscing about him. Some characters should have appeared before. Maybe he would repeat the joke . But Zhang Shaogang was absolutely unexpected. They are so interesting. That part is completely unconventional. I took the picture of the part where you cut your bangs.
It ‘s okay. Why did you cut your bangs? I took the picture when I talked about Teacher Zhang Shaogang. That picture was also very weird. I want to ask why Chunchun took the picture last . I think I will definitely take pictures of their performances. I don’t think there is much difference between morning and evening , so I just watched it first and then took pictures. The last time we met was during the Spring Festival Gala . Then I watched their performance on the side of the stage. I was watching there and was very happy. Later, I remembered that I did talk to you. What ‘s going on? I found that none of the actions were included. I did n’t appear . We didn’t
come out together . Later, Teacher Li Yuchun said that she liked me very much. Teacher Li Yuchun said that she liked me very much. Okay, how about our show? I said I liked you very much. In my heart, I only have the one year from the end of the show to now. I am back on this stage again. Actually, the burden on you now is heavier than last year, because last year you were completely light-hearted. But this year, first of all, you are on the Spring Festival Gala , and secondly , you are the champion of last year. So why did you choose to continue to compete again this year ? That great grandfather asked me to come. I think maybe I still have some things to do, so I wanted to come and play again. Something like this may be because it’s the first year, maybe everyone doesn’t know us that well , and doesn’t recognize us that well . I thought I should come here to play with the teachers. Actually, I am your die-hard fan, so to be honest, I was a little scared in the first two or three minutes. What was I afraid of ? The first two or three minutes were not crazy enough . I said, the champion of last year will not mess up this debut, right? I was very scared. Later, you had a complete breakdown, and then I felt relieved. I am a very loyal fan of both of them, so I follow them on social media, and then he I have watched almost all of their videos , so social media keeps pushing them to me. I actually really hope that they can become talk show idol-like stars. They have such abilities , and they are also very young and have a very cute image. When others say that we both smile like aunties , I really understand. Every time I see the two of them, I smile like an auntie and can’t control it. Now they are the last group of contestants in the first half, and they are still able to blow up the stage in this way. Let me give my applause to all the audiences and Xu Haolun and Tan Xiangwen again . They are amazing, amazing, amazing. Please also ask Xiaoxue to return to the stage. Let’s first take a look at the number of votes given by the Laughter Friends Group. The difference is actually not that big. The final number of votes given by the live audience is amazing. Congratulations to Xu Haolun and Tan Xiangwen for entering the promotion zone with 290 votes. The two of us together only have 300 votes. I can feel the pressure they are under as champions on this stage. As champions, they have the burden of being watched on this stage. So they are carrying huge psychological pressure to perform on the stage , and they performed very well. They are in their 20s, which is embarrassing because I Sitting between Mr. Shao Gang and Mr. Luo Yonghao, I felt that they were sweating. It was interesting after they came in one segment after another. Their talent is not something that can be obtained through hard work. They are a kind of talent that just bursts out. I would think so and be happy for them. The first half of the first stage of the second season of “Talk Show and His Friends” is over here. Meituan Flash Purchase advanced quickly and was one step ahead of others. Next, let’s take a look at the list of qualifiers for this show. Congratulations again to all the actors who have advanced so far. I hope that through their performances, the audience friends can also find their own way to interact with life, their own way to interact with life. Do you want to experience the joy of offline talk show performances? There are so many performances waiting for you. The first round of the national tour of “Talk Show and His Friends” is about to begin. Follow your favorite actors and make a wish. Friends in the city you want to watch may come to you. The competition is still going on. At the same time next week, everyone is welcome to continue to pay attention to more exciting things on the talk show stage. Thank you all. See you next week. My name is He Guangzhi. The word in the middle is my generation. People in the village call me that , He Guang something, Qiu Rui. My parents gave me the name Paziliyar, which means auspicious snow heralds a good harvest. Paziliyar is my name. In Uyghur, it should mean noble character. It is a bit similar to the meaning of Dexin in “This is a humble room, but I have virtue and fragrance”. This name was given to me by my mother. Her meaning is that small benefits and small success will be enough. When I was young, I didn’t know that I would sign my name on my books and then add an explanation at the end. The little prince of victory, because at that time our village produced the richest man in the country, named Meng Luochuan. My father’s simple idea was to be rich . My father gave me the name . He liked horses more. He hoped that I would be as strong as a horse, but now I only have a horse face . The third character is Heng , which means he hoped that I would study hard, so I dropped out of school in my second year of high school. My father felt that Bing Melting into water to nourish all things, it’s so beautiful. My grandpa wanted to call me Lv Liuru, grandpa, grandma, grandpa, dad, and mom are all Ruyi, but it sounded so bad , so my dad quickly changed my name to one that was easier to remember. The protagonist played by super handsome teacher Jiang Hua was named Wenhao , so I decided to name him Jiang Wenhao . Later I found out that Wenhao was too bad, so I was originally a big bad guy , it was quite performance art, so I thought of giving him a humorous stage name, haha, Cao , at least you will laugh once when you read my name . My name is Seven (Seven) , because my last name is Qi, Qi Wei’s Qi Seven (Seven), Seven , my real name is Yu Dongxia, the extra Yu Dongfang Daxia’s Dongxia Xiaoyu, so let’s just use the homophonic name Xiaoyu. When I was in college, I was with my good friends, they liked Huan said dear , and then my friend is from Fujian, and then he called me fast, then it became Cai, and finally it became Cai Cai. When I was in college, I liked Wang Dachui very much , and I used his emoticons every day. Then my friend gave me a name called Wang Dadao, which means hammer, knife and some good things. Ace is a character in “One Piece”. It was actually a random name at the beginning , but later I found that he and I have a lot in common. We both love freedom. Han Dagou is the dog in “Tom and Jerry” . They call it Han Dagou on the Chinese Internet , and my body shape looks like the dog in “Tom and Jerry”, so I am called Han Dagou. The basketball star I have always liked is Jason Kidd. Friends often say that you chose this name because you hope you can be on the stage. Am I right about the name “Child’s Words Without Limits”? This name is a name I made up for a heroine in a novel. When I was a child, I liked some cabbage butterflies flying around, and I thought they were very free. When I was a child, I watched a TV series called “Feng Yun Xiong Ba Tian Xia”. There was a character in it called Bu Jingyun. When I was a girl, I really wanted to find a husband who was so handsome , loyal, skilled in martial arts , and able to protect me. Now I gradually feel that it is better for you to become a powerful person who can protect you than to find a powerful person who can protect you. This was when I first joined the fire brigade. I had a comrade-in-arms who might be homesick. He said that I looked like his uncle’s second brother, so he called me second brother. When I first joined the team, no one knew my real name, so they just followed me. Many people say that the countryside can produce a golden phoenix. Maybe I am a little dumb, I am a dumb goose , but I also have wings. I don’t know if I can fly far, at least I can flap my wings twice, so my name is Big Goose . I have been called Great Grandpa since I was 25 years old, because when I listened to my voice on the radio at that time , I felt that my voice sounded like a grandfather in his 40s or 50s. Hello everyone, you are listening to the circle of friends now. I am your old friend Great Grandpa. I like this name . When I was a child, this name was ordinary. The older you are, the younger you look . It’s just a random name. It’s not important. The important thing about comedy is that you can call me Xu Zhisheng, if you can have everything from him, we are all Xu family members anyway. You can call me Jay Chou, and I think that’s okay, Jay. Chou (Jay Chou) There is nothing shameful in my past or future . I want to do this uprightly. I think all the decisions I make are made by He Guangzhi. No kidding. Meituan Flash Purchase is coming soon. Thanks for the next generation shopping method. Meituan Flash Purchase is the title broadcast. Tomato is a treasure. You can’t go wrong with the eggplant king. Thanks to the eggplant king with a sunny tomato in it for co-sponsoring the broadcast to make life happier. Thanks to the national liquor Laocunzhang for special sponsorship. 96 times the milk golden life aircraft carrier comes from protection. Thanks to a2 Ziyao HMO infant formula that protects the baby’s shining growth for sponsoring the broadcast. Get back to the state and pulse back. Thanks for calling you back anytime and anywhere for the good state of pulse industry sponsorship. Chat and eat Lay’s to share delicious happiness. Double thanks for the thin and crispy slices, endless Lay’s sponsorship. It’s really funny and really organic . This program is sponsored by Haitian Organic, which is certified by three parties. Welcome everyone to the first stage of the second season of “Talk Show and His Friends”. There are a total of 42 qualifying places in this stage. 15 pairs of 1V1 PK have been completed so far The show has started again. The summer of talk shows is here. I’m sitting on the side of the road , covered in snow. Oh my god, I feel so broken. When I was 10 years old, I found that the world was rotten. The rich will decline, and the poor will last forever. I originally thought about winning the Golden Rooster Award, but ended up getting a talk show . Some people offered 100,000 for Hermes , and some people added 50 for Hulan tickets. It’s a shame that he is still a talk show actor. Even if he doesn’t want to divorce, he still wants to have children. Please don’t have any . It’s really worse than death. I die, I die, okay ? If it weren’t for the avian influenza epidemic, the chicken-raising prince would not be here to please you ordinary people . The talk show should change. “Talk Show and His Friends”. Great, great, great. Welcome everyone to “Friends and His Talk Show” 》 The first recording session of the second season was when all the actresses came to the table. So you all came here to make friends, right? You came here to compete, right? The only thing I was worried about before the game was makeup . Sister Xiaoli’s eyes were drawn when she saw Chunchun. No wonder she had to dress up . Dadao, you don’t know that when you won on the stage, you had a
friend who went crazy in the audience. She was very excited and happy for you. Did you feel that the actresses would give each other strength? After I saw Dadao, I gained some strength . It’s great. Next, we are going to play a game. The label in my friends’ eyes is myself. One word : cool (introverted) , cruel , slow , the most boring . No, that’s not right. Then I have nothing good to say. Stupid, dull, stupid, stupid . Do you hate it so much? You guessed it . Great , yes. Ha.
I had a lot of fun chatting today. I hope there will be more and more weird actresses on the stage .