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Let’s talk about your feelings today. (Director) Okay. You guys head over there. I’ll stay here. Today is Didi’s first day back at ‘Our Dormitory.’ How are you feeling? A little bit, just a little bit, not quite used to it. What do you think about being the house manager tomorrow? Sure. If you’ve never done it, then you definitely have to try it once. So tomorrow, how would you like to organize this gathering? Make some dumplings. But I don’t know how to make them. It’s so hard! Being the house manager is way too hard. How about we just have hot pot then? Have a Chaoshan-style beef hot pot like this. Tomorrow we’re playing basketball. After a whole day of exercise, we can come back and replenish protein. So tomorrow, besides that, what else do you want to do with everyone? Let me think… It’s a group of grown men, what could we even do? Maybe we should go for a quieter game. Just chill for a bit, we gotta relax a bit. Since it’s all guys tomorrow, maybe we can do something like a team competition game. It’s so tricky. What should we do? No ideas at all. Being the house manager is way too hard. Today we’re here for the press conference of ‘6BA Super Basketball League.’ at the event venue. Friends, let’s go! Follow Manager Wang. Manager Wang. ‘Internet café manager’ ‘Internet café manager,’ Which computer do you want to use? Welcome back home, everyone! Come on. Did you have enough fun for today? Not yet. Then when shall we continue? It’s so big. It’s even bigger inside. So huge. Welcome, everyone! ‘Our Dormitory’ This is newly built. Yes. These are real flowers. I have no idea. This is my first time here too. Friends, let me explain something. In a bit, we’ll be inside. Enjoy our all-meat feast! Hot pot and barbecue combined! Let’s take a break and change into some fresh clothes. I’m going to change clothes. Played basketball all afternoon. Are you going to change clothes? Let’s go. Alright. Sure, why not. This is so sumptuous! Can I wear this? Pajamas? This one isn’t really cute, right? This one works. Is this okay? This one’s gorgeous! Let’s go with this one. I’ll just change into this one. I’m so hungry. I’m really hungry too. I’m really looking forward to that all-meat feast. I’ll change my clothes and go make some fried rice. We still need fried rice? Just fry some rice. Only one serving of fried rice? Alright. Butler’s Declaration. Let me cook some fried rice for everyone. Today’s all about meat! Di Di A full-meat meal Just showing off the meat Crack an egg for me Stir-fry the minced meat first Put it here Got it Thanks, brother Anything else to do? Nothing else to do After finishing this fried rice, I’ll gain three pounds Here you go Pour the eggs Pour it all in Go for it Time to serve with rice The ones from the stall You look so cute in that This is quite nice, I picked it I said this one looks great Zelin Look at my brother Allen’s favorite clothes Brother Lun looks like he just got back from a bathhouse I asked him if it’s a bit too tight He said it’s not tight Not tight at all Just perfect I’m going to send this to Ding Chengxin and make him jealous Give me a look Ding Chengxin What are you up to? Making fried rice They said if there’s any part of the process they’re not satisfied with, they just need to press the button Where’s the button? I’m not happy with this part of the cooking Press the button Don’t eat it Don’t eat it This indicates dissatisfaction You’ve worked so hard You’re so inconsiderate It’s almost ready to be served Zelin. Dinner is ready. I’ll tell them to wash their hands. Okay. Alright. Time to eat, friends! Let’s eat. Didi, grab your cup. Alright. Let’s go. Shall we start with Guo Ailun or someone else? Let’s start with Lun-ge. Yes. Alright. Friends, everyone, raise your glasses. Cheers, friends. Friends, cheers! Cheers! Thank you for your hard work today. An amazing basketball game. Cheers! Cheers! Drink up! This camera angle looks great. I’ll get straight to the point, friends. I’ll grab a skewer first. Hurry! If you don’t grab this fried rice, there won’t be any left, friends. There’s only so much fried rice. If it’s not enough, just ask the housekeeper to make more. Right? That tone is so Jinluo. Xu Qi’an. Here! This is amazing. This fried rice, this golden fried rice. Whose bowl is this? Mine. Thank you, Teacher He. Here, take it. Thank you. Ailun, want some? It’s fine, I can do it myself. Teacher He. Let me give it to you. I’m already standing up. It’s fine. I’ll do it. You can’t reach it. I’ll do it myself. Don’t be so polite with me. If you keep being polite, I’ll get mad. I’ll bite you! I’m going to bite you! No. How old? I’ll do it myself. Thank you, Teacher He. This is my first time eating this. Sichuan-style fried rice. Requesting another bowl of rice. This rice is almost gone. Family, listen up! Are you still eating? Here. Why don’t you just give this to me? This is the third bowl. It’s alright. Okay. Congratulations to Wang Hedi for finishing the fried rice. Thank you. Thank you, everyone. You’re giving me face. So considerate of you. Here. Let me cook some meat for everyone. Grab it. Is this thing meant to be… Dipped directly in the sauce to eat? Whatever you want. Here. You go ahead. Have you eaten yet? I did. Just one piece for me is enough. Don’t worry about it. It’s delicious. Friends on the other side. I won’t be able to take care of you anymore. You guys can handle it yourselves. I’m super skilled at this. Bro. Come on, next round! You take the next one. I’ll take the next one. I’ll do it. I got this. No worries, bro. I’m super professional. Let me handle it. Trust me, I’m really good at this. I’ll do it. The chopsticks are with me, so I’ll take care of it. I’ll take over. You just relax. Take a seat. I’m sitting closer anyway. Plus, I’m older than you guys. So I should take care of you. That makes me feel a bit ashamed. Here we go. Thanks, Brother Lun. That was delicious again. Completely satisfied! Are we missing the chili oil? Let me whip up some chili oil. Heat up the pan with some oil. Add some ginger. Throw it in. Throw the chili in too. Fry the garlic until golden. Use a low flame. Pour it all over our dish. Using Golden Dragon Fish Grandma’s Style Cold-Pressed Rapeseed Oil. You know, It’s the number one rapeseed oil brand in China. Alright, everyone! Mission accomplished, the chili oil is ready! Thank you. Here it comes! Let’s get to work! The Dormitory of Us Shining Rankings This episode was just recorded today The audience voted to select the top three topics Their number one pick is Dylan Wang The second place is Ding Chengxin And third place is Ao Ziyi So, may I ask what topic did they vote on? I’m first again The topic It definitely isn’t looks Because I’d absolutely make the list for that I think you’d rank first Obviously Not about looks Basketball skills maybe It would have to be that Guo Ailun makes the list No way I’ll be listed just for looks I’ll be listed just for looks Excluding professional basketball skills Non-athletes Basketball skills of non-professionals Then may I ask why Ao Ziyi ranks third? What gives me the right to make this list? Scoring list Nope The one who follows the rules the most Not it Does it have anything to do with today’s game segment? No It’s unrelated to the game segment today It’s related to behavior It’s related to attitude Cuteness Very close Cuteness Today Most obedient Getting closer Obedient is even closer Obedient is even closer Cute Well-behaved Think about this question. For example, something like… Who looks the most like… This kind of question. Childish. Childish. Getting closer. Getting closer. Let me think. Most like an elementary school kid. Getting closer. Absolutely correct. First place: Dylan Wang. Second place: Ding Chengxin. Third place: Ao Ziyi. How am I worthy of outranking my two younger brothers? They have such a youthful vibe. Thank you, everyone. Fan Fan got it right. Fan Fan can make a request now. Or you can ask anyone. Any question works. You can make a request. Can you fry another plate? Can you fry another plate? When you say it like this… Then I can eat a fourth bowl. Count me in! Really? You’re really not full yet? If you’re not full, I’ll cook another bowl. For real? For real! Cook another pot. You’re not full? Forget it, don’t cook anymore. Does anyone else want to eat? Does anyone else want to eat? Maybe later. It’s fine, let’s save it for a bit. When you’re the most tired, you can cook again. After all, I won. No problem, bro. Just tell me when you want me to cook. I’ll cook when you say the word. After working out, right? It feels so satisfying to take big bites of meat. Feels even more youthful now. This is like how it used to feel back then. How often do you record this show every week? Um… We record twice a month. Two episodes per recording session. Which means… every week there’s… a show available. Every week, that’s correct. We air every week. Suoge, I noticed that you guys… later returned to… record a second season. You’ve already done three seasons, right? Which one? It’s me and Didi. Previously the two of us recorded a basketball reality show. Yeah, that basketball show. It was really good. A month after it aired… ‘Love Between Fairy and Devil’ aired. It didn’t ride any waves of popularity. Yeah, no buzz at all. So you have to make a weekly show. Exactly. Our show is called ‘Playing Ball, My Friend’. Friend. Is it fine? Can you play ball and trash-talk at the same time? Play ball and roast friends, right? Trash-talking friends while playing ball. The friends aren’t even there in person. Call them up and roast them on the phone. You’re amazing. That was hilarious—I’d press the buzzer for that! Am I the one at fault here? Isn’t he exactly talking about… playing ball and trashing friends? Our show is really called ‘Playing Ball, My Friend’. If that show really exists, I’d totally join. Alright. Sorry. I just made a bad joke. This one. “Heluo Stone”… what a lame pun. This stone right here. It was taken from the Lao Dao River. It’s the Mountain Guardian Stone. Also known as Heluo Stone. Heluo Stone. Heluo Stone. I’ve heard so much about you. That “Heluo Stone” joke really gave me secondhand embarrassment. Made me cringe to the bone. And I still had to play along. Alright, Dee. Let’s go. The first time I saw you play basketball, I was there in person. Same here. Guo Ailun’s skills are incredible. That kind of domination. You’re great too, though. You’ve been recovering well. Your first game back after the injury. Your first game. With both offense and defense. When there’s actual competition and people guarding. On February 18th, I got poked in the eye. What’s today’s date? Today’s April 17th. First time in two months. The first time. I saw it. Saw it on your Weibo post. I could feel it, That pain in your heart. It gave me such a scare. I saw it and felt chills. I felt so hopeless. Yeah. I wasn’t sure if I’d still have my eyesight. That was the most important thing. Back then, I said I could accept breaking my arm or leg. I could deal with that. But I, I couldn’t accept the idea of going blind in the future. When that incident happened, I really thought about one thing. Only one thing. Do you know what it was? My eyeball, my eyeball was punctured and pushed inward. Everything went black. There wasn’t even a glimmer of light. It was truly terrifying. At that moment, I didn’t know if my eyesight would come back. When I found out it would, I felt so much relief. How long did it take for you to recover? Roughly, about a month. Or maybe three weeks. Three weeks? Yeah, three weeks, and it was fine. Actually, the eyeball’s ability to recover, is stronger than you’d imagine. But whenever I think about having over 30 stitches on my eyeball, the crazy part is you can’t even see any scar. It’s gone. It’s healed. And my vision has also recovered. My vision is almost back to normal. As long as you’re okay, that’s all that matters. Yeah, as long as you’re okay. Seriously, as long as you’re okay, that’s what matters. People say that in the Year of the Snake, getting a little hurt is actually a really good thing. Even when I went to get my lens replacement surgery, they all said that experiencing a setback could actually be beneficial. But I was a bit worried. It’s only been two months. I was afraid your eye might still have some internal bleeding. Because, for me, for example, the doctor specifically warned me, that I absolutely couldn’t do any vigorous activities for a month. The doctor advised me the same thing. But does this count as intense exercise? It does. Exactly. Like crossing an early morning street. We just shared a bit about some simple life experiences. So each of us has five fingers, right? Then we take turns. Whoever has the fewest fingers left in the end has to face a big punishment. I have something you don’t, okay? Okay. The game starts so smoothly just like that. Just like this. No rules at all. This show has no rules. So how many fingers do we have now? Five. Yeah, just five. If you run out of fingers, if you’re all out, then you have to run into the yard, and shout at the sky, “My life is shallow.” Come on. “My life is shallow.” “My life is shallow.” Let’s do it. You go first. Fan Fan. Let me think. What do I have? I got blocked by Guo Ailun once. If no one else has it either, does he have to fold one himself? That’s true. But still. I did get blocked by Guo Ailun. It hurt so much. So what should I do now? I have to fold one myself too. You got blocked by yourself? I can block myself. Of course that’s not allowed. Alright. This question is just unreasonable. But since you’re the first to say it, I’ll allow it. But it’s not impressive. I mean, can I say I’ve played in the NBA? Right? I would definitely say that. But the point is, you need to come up with something that everyone here can relate to. Right. Is it my turn now? Yeah. I’m going to say something really shocking later. This one is already shocking though. I’ve been brought to tears by someone at this table. Me too. Me too. I can say who it was. Me too. I can reveal it right now. How did it happen? Who made you cry? Really? I find that hard to believe. So all of you have been? You made me cry once. You were made to cry by me? I don’t believe it. Let’s hear it. One by one. Each person. Let’s confirm. I was made to cry by Mr. He during a board game. Just seeing Mr. He’s Life Simulator made me cry. I can vouch for that. Alright. You cried because of Guo Ailun. Because I’m a hardcore basketball fan. When they won the Asian Championship that year, his excitement made me emotional, and I was moved to tears of joy. We won the Asian Championships. Do you admit it or not? That moment in the locker room. No. But how would I know if you cried or not? If I were in front of the TV, I’d definitely cry. Alright, that works. Alright, fine. I agree. Right? I agree. I can empathize. You. Isn’t that obvious? You tell me. That scene where you played the Second Duke. And had a chat with Hui Ge. It was just… I. I’ve been brought to tears by Teacher He. That time. During ‘Super Dimensional Idol’. When he comforted me. I cried my heart out. And then on another show before. I also cried my heart out with Teacher He. The two of us crying together. Shouting on the rooftop. Come on, buddy! Bend a finger, will you? Just pointing. ‘Teasing’ the new friend. Heartbroken. Heartbroken. I’ve never cried. That’s why I can’t play this game. I just can’t do it. You just wait and shout. Come on. I got fooled by Brother Suo. Brother Suo played the matchmaker in that drama. Messing up the ties. And he messed with my match. Yeah. And then I had to act in a crying scene. Crying scenes count too. Feeling sad. Do you have any? When I was young. Does getting laughed to tears on Mr. He’s show count? Bend one. Bend one. During a past conversation, Mr. He once comforted me to the point I cried. Then I have one too. But it wasn’t because of me. It was because I cried, then I consoled you. Then that doesn’t count. That day was too funny. Gao Hanyu, for some reason, added a lot of drama in his own mind. He thought, After filming three consecutive episodes that day, on ‘Hello, Saturday’, he thought, that ‘Hello, Saturday’ didn’t want him anymore. It’s a very vivid memory. Why, after filming three consecutive days of ‘Hello, Saturday’, would he think that ‘Hello, Saturday’ didn’t want him? Because it was the first time doing it. It had never happened before those three days. Also, at one point during the shoot, Nana joined. He felt that recording with Nana was way too good of an experience. He was questioning when, he could grow into a versatile talent like Nana. So he felt he didn’t perform well. That’s why he was under so much pressure. Can I take it back? Of course not. Because at that time, you cried and I consoled you. Didi, I might not hold on for you. Try to hold on more. I wish I could. Brother. Do you guys keep playing this show? It’s clear that I can’t hold on any longer. Looks like it won’t be my turn. I’ve already turned into Doraemon. It’s not my turn. I might not even get a chance. I… subscribed to a video platform’s membership just to watch someone at this table. I’ve done that too. Me too. You did it just for this table? Exactly. I subscribed to Mango TV to watch ‘Hello, Saturday.’ That’s how it happened. Sorry, but… the truth is, every time there’s Mango’s annual gala, I always win a prize. So my Mango membership is extended until the 2030s. I… But… I subscribed to that platform’s membership just for ‘The Great Nightwatcher.’ Same here. Me too. Come on, Didi. It’s your turn. I subscribed for ‘Hello, Saturday.’ For… Old Fan, right? Everyone subscribed, huh? Yep, everyone did. Even you? Me too. For Didi, huh? For… music. Right? Music needs membership too. Right now, I’m subscribed just to watch ‘iPartment.’ Have you stopped acting in it, Mr. He? I subscribed to skip the ads. Fair enough. I subscribed for ‘iPartment’ too. Are you playing Mr. He? Of course! I have over three minutes of screen time altogether! That moment when I step out of the elevator. Ellen, he’s improvising now. Living the life. Living the dream, man! Right now, I, as long as I, as long as I jump in now, I won’t lose. You can’t do that. Oh, I’m definitely doing it. He’s just too adorable. He really subscribed! I’m seriously subscribing now. Who are you subscribing for? Let me tell you something. Before we came here, only he could be considered my friend. I can only do it for him. It’s all about loyalty. Thanks, man. Get the cheapest one. Forget it, Didi. How about I just lose a finger? Two. Three. Alright, two fingers then. Or maybe just forget it? 199 bucks, seriously. Kind of a tough ask for me. Yeah, it’s a bit much for me to handle. 199? Nah, never mind. I’ll just give up a finger. Ellen, you really go all out. No, Didi… Didi, I did want to go all out, but, cut me some slack here. It’s fine, I understand. But I will definitely watch this show. I’ll watch it as soon as I get home. Come on, Didi. I’ve filmed this before. In history, the very first episode of “Hello, Saturday” happened to have a situation where he could only step on one person. So all of us had to lose one. Nice! I’m down to just one now. Guo Ailun, this is absolutely not targeted at you. So what should I do now? I’m really left with only one. Guess I’ll just self-eliminate. Don’t wipe yourself out. Right, don’t ruin something everyone still has. Make it a little harder. But there still has to be one person left. This one’s too easy. I’ve played basketball with Americans before. So you’re all losing one then. In pick-up games, you meet foreign players sometimes, right? That’s not quite right. American athletes. American athletes. Should be American basketball players, That’s pretty specific. Then we’re taking ours off. I’m subtracting mine too. I have. I’ve filmed a show with Shaquille O’Neal before. Not only have I played basketball with him, he even hit me. Then I’m not folding on this. He picked me up and spun me around like this. He picked me up and spun me like this. He picked me up and spun me. He picked me up and spun. I can see the scene already. That doesn’t mean you played basketball against him. It means he hit you. That’s not playing actual games with him. You didn’t say it had to be real games, did you? It doesn’t have to be official matches. Just playing basketball works. Alright then. Saved it, moving on. You still have four. Guys, only one left now. Raise your hand. Five. Friends, soon someone will run into the yard shouting. My life is shallow. Your question might determine who ends up last today. For us, it’s basically safe. Not only are we safe, but if one of us, Didi or I, is the tallest, we could really do something awesome. Anything you want. No one here can refuse. Okay. Alright? Let’s do it. Let me think. Whether it’s shallow or not depends on this round. When I’m sleeping, there’s always something accompanying me to fall asleep. Like one of those Abi-type things. Like a stuffed toy. Exactly. Yes. So a pillow doesn’t count? A pillow is kind of a necessity, right? Goodbye, guys. I’m out, goodbye. I’ve got nothing either. I’m done for. It has to be something you physically interact with. For example, it must be under the blanket. Let’s go. Let’s leave. No way. Bye, I’m leaving. Then I’ve got nothing left. Let’s head out. Let’s team up and go. It’s less embarrassing if we go together. A boy still sleeps cuddling a doll? Instant knockout for four. What do you say? What did I say again? My life is so shallow. Come on! Let me show you how it’s done first. Bring it on! What nonsense is this? Are you giving yourself extra lines now? What nonsense is this? Are you giving yourself extra lines now? You’ve betrayed us. You need to stick to the original lines. You’re too shallow. Guo Ailun is such a showman! Brother Lun! Add a bit more flair. Brother Lun is so entertaining! You need to stick to the original lines. You’re too shallow. I’m too shallow. But slightly better than those two. I’m called Da Suo. My life is the shallowest. ‘The most’… are you serious? So much better! Now we’re deciding the champion, right? Didi is the champion. Wang Hedi is the champion! How about this then? Butler, you’re on your own. You say my life is not shallow? My life is so fulfilling. My life is really substantial. I’m assigning someone to be punished. Yes, to do something. That is, to run from one side of this living room to the other while singing. ‘Love You,’ maybe? Right? Baby, say sweet nothings a little more. Sure! Alright, let’s do it. Who is it? Fan Fan, cover his eyes. Then ask if he wants to go to this one. Just point randomly. Alright, let’s do it! Do you want to go to this one? No. Do you want to go to this one? No. Are we going to this? No, we’re not. Are we going to this? No, we’re not. Are we going to this? No, we’re not. Are we going to this? Yes, we are. Who is it? Ao Ziyi Sorry about this, little brother. You’re so lucky. Get ready! Go! Darling, sweet talk a little more. ‘So crazy!’ You have to be like Cyndi Wang. Kick your leg and move forward like that. How do I kick? A little high kick like this. You also have to do this the whole way through. I’m telling you, all these people are regretting and saying… Such a good opportunity, why wasn’t it given to me? Right? This eagerness, I really want to go. It’s not like I absolutely don’t want to go. No, I really don’t want to go. Brother Suo, why not give your little bro a demonstration? No. Brother, how about this? He blindfolds himself and points again. No. Alright. Let me point it out one more time. Forget it, little brother. Since that’s the case, I’ll point it out again. Alright, come on. Come on. Alright. Come on. Got it covered, good. Alright, let’s go. Does this work or not? Does this work or not? The ‘set-up’ is too obvious. This is us, the teamwork from ‘The Nightwatcher of Dafeng.’ This is our mutual understanding. Bro, go ahead. You guys with the bronze gongs are just bullying people. Who are you calling bronze gong? Not everyone here is a bronze gong, alright? Some have already reached silver gong level. And some have even achieved gold gong status. Alright, you two teachers, let’s do this. If you suddenly sneeze, it must be because I’m thinking of you. If your phone suddenly wakes you up, oh, that’s because I care about you. Alright, you can come back now. I’m Dachuo. My life feels so shallow. Comfort zone. Way too comfortable in the zone. Two years ago, we once danced together. And since then, we both swore, never to dance again. We said from then on, we would never dance again. In our younger days, we did a dance. Two years ago. A couple of years back. Allen, how are you so humorous? I’ve loved joking around since I was little. It’s my only skill, really. But I have a great time hanging out with you. Last time, it just felt good spending time together. Good buddy Is it because of Didi that you agreed to join our show? Not at all. It’s because your show is great. Today, not only did you outplay me on the court, but you’re also tricking me at the dining table. Come on, bro, let me get you a membership. 199. I’ll just flick a finger. No, really, bro, right now, I really like Didi. I feel like last time, we had a lot of fun recording. And it was because Didi could come, right? It’s not that. It’s because our show is good. No, not that. Honestly, if he really said that, then he’s right. Look, we didn’t even know each other before. Exactly. I haven’t had much exposure to this field. Not that much exposure. In the end, wasn’t it great? Just like that show last time. Playing basketball today was so much fun! I need to hang out with you for a bit. Playing basketball. Has everyone finished eating? Yes, we’re done. Shall we change locations? Alright. Here. Because Didi came. No. This got abstract again. Here. Move this over. This is… What happened here? Where are you moving it? Demolishing the place? Just leave it here. What do you mean? Are you getting rid of this? You’re not keeping this? Alright then, I’ll take it home. No. Whatever you say. Did you get the butler’s approval? Zelin. The butler told me to move it. Oh, okay then. Just sit here. Wrap it around in a circle. Got it. Just take it down. I feel like this thing is so cozy to lean on. Really? Didi. I feel like I just did something that really wronged you. What do you mean? Press it together (the prone button). Quick, go prone! Or maybe just press one, everyone. Press one and listen to some music. Alright, I’m pressing it. Let the newcomers experience it. Keep pressing, keep spamming it! Here it comes. Why is it this one again? I think my brother FanFan, just danced to this not long ago. Yeah. Friends, Here’s the thing. First, we each write one punishment card. Alright. I have a question. Is this for the final punishment? Or could there be punishments during the process? Punishments during the process. How complex are you all making it? What should I write? How about I tweet saying I’m leaving the industry. And then I write, Tweet saying I’m back now. Alright, bro. The pay for the next project. No. You can’t write ‘transfer it to me.’ You have to add a name. Look at you being so meticulous! You’re being too meticulous. Lun, you won’t… You’re seriously thinking about it, right? Of course, I’m thinking about it seriously. I’m serious about everything, bro. I’m done writing. Let me take a look. Sure, you can take a look. Mr. He. Better get it approved first. Better get it approved first. It’s fine, I don’t care. We’ll deal with it when we draw that one. Alright. Here we go. Do we need to pick team members first? You can ask Captain Guo for members. Alright, I’ll go ask Captain Guo for members. I just want to know what we’re playing. Sort out the teams first. Doesn’t matter. Rock, paper, scissors. I don’t care about anything else. Who are you choosing? Pick one of them to be your teammate. Mr. He. Rock, paper, scissors. My teammate. Teammate for today. Rock, paper, scissors. Old Fan. Rock, paper, scissors. Rock, paper, scissors. You. Zelin. Now it’s you four. And you only have Old Fan. No way… Are we really going two against six? Guys… Shall we keep going? No. It’s not ‘World War’. It’s not ‘World War’. Isn’t it ‘World War’? For this game… It’s only fun when it’s balanced. No, no way. Nope. Listen to me. Now, we have two teams. Us four. You four. Alright, let’s go. Here are the game rules. We’re playing rock-paper-scissors. Two rounds, and you can discuss privately. Got it. Discuss the rock-paper-scissors strategy. Alright. Then we’ll see which team wins. Okay. But if one person on your team makes a mistake, your team loses immediately. Alright, come in. No. Listen carefully. Watch my hand. Follow this sequence. Okay. What are we going to pick? Which one? Who’s going? You? I’ll go first. First what? The first turn. The third one. The second one. The second turn. The second what? Shh, quietly. Come over here. Move further away; they might eavesdrop. Are you looking in the mirror? Nope. Look at how wide your eyes are! I’m telling you, you’re the bad guy. One, two, three. Alright, let’s go. Let’s practice once. One, two, three No problem Alright Come on Let me see what’s going on here Take them down Battle! Come on Three, two, one Don’t panic Stay calm Three, two, one It’s a tie It’s fine Alright, three, two, one We are the champions! Let’s go Whatever Guo Ailun, draw it Be a waiter Alright, sounds good Everyone can give one command What should I do? Xiao He, huh? I want a coke Coke Xiao Gao, huh? I’d also like an iced coke Sure thing Zelin My shoulders feel a bit sore Got it My shoulders are a bit sore Shoulders A little sore These shoulders Feel nice You’ve been working out a lot, huh? Nope What should I be doing? Sing a song for us ‘Listen to Mother’ Still remember you said Home is the only castle As the fragrance of rice And the rivers keep flowing A gentle smile With a little movement I know Don’t cry, let the fireflies Fireflies must be Fireflies taking you away Fireflies taking you away Songs of the countryside, distant reliance Go home, return to the original beauty Alright This performance is good Speechless Just wanted to watch some music and dance I always accept the consequences of my bets Boss Fan Wait a second You two Here I come Drink slowly Don’t choke Alright then Okay, let’s go All set Mr. Gao Take it easy if we lose later The final round This round didn’t feel satisfying Let’s do it Let me think Think of something Hurry up and think of something How about paper-scissors? Or scissors-rock? Paper-scissors Paper-scissors Alright Let’s not overthink it We’ll go with this Three, two, one Ready Here we go Get ready Alright, three, two, one We won! Three, two, one Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors! Alright. Three, two, one! Not bad. Is it okay? Yes, it’s fine. Come on, draw one. Alright, I’m drawing. What’s this? Go barefoot on the stones outside. Ten burpees. I wrote that. Where? There. Okay. The organizer. Adjust the camera angle. Someone needs to go outside. Barefoot and ten burpees. The organizer. This one. Barefoot means no socks, right? Exactly. Here we go. This one. Let me try this. Burpees. I think you should push up and then jump. That’s called a burpee. Exactly. Alright, Lunge, show us a demonstration. One. Like this. Just like this. This is what a burpee is? Alright, go ahead. You can do it! Jump! Who wrote this? Big Lock. Nice one! Do you think ten burpees now seem a bit… Kind of brutal? Exactly, c’mon. Take it slow. I thought ten would be okay, but… Didn’t expect this. You’re so naughty. You’re really mischievous. You’re truly bad. All three of us are completely warmed up. Is this really a challenge created by humans? I think this punishment activity should be kept. Exactly. Put it back if you like it. Put it back and try again. Really? It’s just bullying people with flat feet like us. The entire flat sole slaps onto it. Let’s go! This time it might not be a four-on-four. It could possibly be a one-on-seven. Alright. What game are we playing? Any game. Any head-to-head game. Rock-paper-scissors! Old Fan! I’ll play Chengyu Relay with you. Alright, let’s do it. Bro, let’s guess the coin. Alright, let’s do it. Fifteen or twenty. Go ahead. Let me demonstrate. I pick Guo Ailun. What are we playing? What am I competing with him in? Tongue twisters! Four is four, ten is ten. Fourteen is fourteen. Forty is forty. That’s as far as I’ll say. Take it slow. Perfect! Passed! This? Perfect! He passed! This? You call that perfect? Where’s the perfection? Mr. He? Mr. He, even this can pass? Can you take this more seriously? Let me tell you something. Isn’t the purpose of language communication? Did you understand? What do you mean? I heard it very clearly. There’s a fair way. Let’s decide by voting. Alright. Here we go. Those in favor of him passing. Wait a second. You guys can’t be this obvious. I also think so, but you… You can’t be this vague. This kind of ambiguity. They have people across from us. Both hosts are on the other side. I’m telling you, How about this between us? Let’s compete like this. No. Lock Brother, can you pick someone else? Give me a chance to challenge someone. Either you pick Xiao (Ao). Alright. I’ll play with Ao. Which game? Let’s hold this microphone upright with one hand. See who lasts longer. Longer duration. This is to see who drops it first, right? Yes, who drops it first. Alright. Come on, get ready. Challenge! Start! I’m out. Good. That was close. You won. You won. I won. Victory! Come on. Let’s get a little wild. Alright, next one. We’re sending Guo Ailun. I’ll choose the game for multiples of 3 and 7. Multiples of 3 and 7. Numbers containing 3 or 7 are also not allowed. Right? Do you go first, or should I? I’ll start. Numbers within 10. You made a mistake. 3 and its multiples. 3. How about I give you another chance? Alright, let’s practice one more time. This game is all about rhythm. We can still practice. Alright. Come on. Numbers with 3 and multiples of 3. Numbers with 7 and multiples of 7. This is so hard. There’s just too much to keep track of. Alright, no worries. Who’s up next? Fifteen, twenty. Alright, that doesn’t count. Which game are we playing? There are two versions, right? I can do this. The one where you shout twice in a row. Shouting two times in succession. Listen carefully. Five rounds. No. I can fake you out too. No such thing as 10. It’s all fake. Even fake moves here? We can use fake moves, right? In life, not just… Even in basketball there are fake moves. Talking also has fake moves. Even in games like fifteen and twenty, there’s trickery. Yes. I fool people even when playing rock-paper-scissors. Do you think I’ve never played this before? Of course I trick people! This is what professional athletes are like. Alright. When I fake, you can’t move. Why can’t you move when you fake? It’s my turn. I won’t count ‘one, two’ anymore. Starting now. Your turn. Nope. See, I faked you again. Next person. 3, 2, 1. Look this way. My turn. Best two out of three. What’s going on? Why do I feel a bit pressured at the end? Alright, listen up. 3, 2, 1. Look here. Nice shot! 3, 2, 1. Look here. Amazing! Getting rusty, huh? Alright, Fan Fan, your turn to pick a game. Pick yourself up where you fell. Alright, you attack first. I’ll go first. 3, 2, 1. Look here. 3, 2, 1. Look here. Look here. Xiao Wu, seal the game! Draw it. What’s this? Here we go. Does anyone know how to do this? That Fan Fan guy can. These are all modified versions. Teach me. Kick with this leg and make a forward circle. Then stop. Mine counts too. My shoulder shake counts too. It still counts. That’s it. It’s that short. Alright, time to perform! Come on, stand over there. Stand there so we can see. What a vibe! F4. So handsome! So handsome! Alright, get ready. Let’s do this. Feels like we’re really at a disco. That’s all, buddy. Come on. That’s all, buddy. Nice! You’re ready to debut! Alright, how do we play? One last round, that last one didn’t satisfy me. Come on. You go first. You play against Zelin. Come on. Are you sure? I’m sure. Then start with numbers below 10. Numbers below 10. Yes. So does this mean we have to clap for all the rest? Clap. Exactly. What are they doing? They’re all about the number 3. I’m stunned. Impressive! Wait a second! We made a mistake! 46. Is it not a multiple of 3? Yes, it is. Let me see. 46 is not. Correct. Then who clapped? He clapped. I clapped. Then I got it wrong. Let’s play another round! You can deal with him later. One more round. No way. Are you really that competitive? One more round! This is fun! You can deal with him later. Later. After the big match is done. It’s rare for me to… …get past 40. Zelin is too strong! “God Wu”! No worries. Who’s going up next? Fifteen or twenty. Alright. Listen up. Listen up. Listen closely. Got it. Really got it. He’s just reacting slow. Pay attention. 10 of them. Next up! Who’s up next against Hanyu? I’ll just use the simplest method. Rock-paper-scissors. Best of three. Alright. Sure. Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors! It seems no one can beat him in physical games. Anyone else? Come on, rock-paper-scissors! How many rounds? Best of three. Why so arrogant? Rock-paper-scissors! Why so cocky? You even used your foot! Anyone else? Keep guessing. Come on, let me try. Your turn, bro. I’m ready. I’m not moving anymore. Three, two, one. Are those four out already? Yeah. So impressive! The ‘God’ has fallen! Draw it. Go barefoot. What is this even! We’ve played this before. I put it back. That’s not allowed. But they said it could stay. Just now. That’s what Didi said earlier. The butler said it could stay. He said this was fun. So we also have three, right? You guys also have three. Who was always here earlier? Everyone except me was here. Bro, we don’t have a grudge, right? I’m the only one getting sabotaged. Did you take them all out? Totally crushed it. Totally crushed it. Bring it on. This one. Will this show air? Yeah, it will. Where will it air? On Mango TV. Mango TV. Is this a variety show? Yeah, it is. It’s called ‘Our Dormitory.’ This is a standalone show. That’s right. Earlier, Didi. Earlier, Allen bro asked a question. Will this air today? It really will air? What do you think? Here comes the main part. This is the main segment. Why are we working hard here if we’re not showing it? With makeup on. Yeah. Is that how it is? Exactly. Friends, should we take a short break? Yes. Alright! I feel like… What happened? Did you get enlightened or something? Zelin. How about a one-on-one match later? Sure. When he’s back. Why does Brother Lun like these kinds of games so much? What do you mean by that? Butler. Why don’t we play a couple of rounds on that gacha machine? Then we can take a rest. Sounds good! Give it a shake. How do we spin it? Didi, you try. Spin it! Me? I can’t believe mine didn’t get picked. Such a shame. What did you write? Which one did I write? Let me find it… What? Everyone… seriously and sincerely criticize one of Mr. He’s flaws. Let’s make that the first question, how about it? No need for the gacha now. Alright, let’s go! Don’t say things like, ‘You work too hard,’ or ‘You don’t take care of yourself.’ I won’t accept those. Come on. Why did I come up with such a tough question! You go first, say something about yourself. Mr. He. Sticky personality. Clingy. I admit it. But I’m not that bad, right? Clingy. I’m not clingy. Let’s stop there, alright? Clingy. Alright, who else? Hurry up! Obsessive-compulsive disorder. He’s super OCD. Like, every night before bed, after we’ve been hanging out in the room for a while, when it’s finally time to sleep, everyone helps him out immediately. He has to organize every single thing. He just has to. Are you even human, bro? Because we were playing by his bed. That’s what you call a downside. Last night, we were around Mr. He’s bed. It was just about the same. He could smell it while lying on the bed. We were eating, and after eating, we just tossed trash by his bed. Honestly, it’s a surprise he didn’t hit us. And he even helped us clean up the trash. And you call that a flaw? OCD. But the most outrageous one has to be Wang Hedi. While Mr. He was cleaning up, Wang Hedi was already out on the massage chair, fast asleep. And he was wearing my slippers. So basically, Mr. He was barefoot, cleaning up the trash around his bed, while we were already asleep. Whenever we play, the floor is always covered with mats, cushions, and whatnot. I was worried someone might trip and fall at night when going to the bathroom. Alright, who else has got something? Miss this chance, and you won’t get another! Mr. He’s flaws. What flaws? Penalty for you. Yours is the worst. Alright, your turn to dance. Do a little move. What did you write? So profound. It gives a feeling of depth. We’ve elevated the conversation. Reached this level now. Bro. Time to change the channel. I… I actually resonate with that because… A lock. I’ve never taken my family out to have fun. And why is that? Because of my work. Because of my identity. What identity? Because of my identity. It’s okay to cite work as a reason. Because of my identity. It’s really frustrating. It really is. Alright, I’ll say it then. A promise I haven’t fulfilled yet is… Before this summer ends… I want to achieve a body like Gao Hanyu’s. Fitness. Honestly, my real obstacle right now is… soda and juice. Just yesterday, I said I wouldn’t drink any today. And this happened… When we took a break halfway through today, and changed into workout clothes, everyone was sipping on cola. I asked, ‘Want some?’ And he said, ‘I’ll skip the cola.’ Poured a glass for Didi. So Wu Zelin is my biggest obstacle. Really. And Mr. He as well. Seriously, I really… I haven’t stopped at all. Every time I’m next to him, I just… Yeah. It’s all from the treats from my brothers and family. Is there anyone else? If not, we can spin for the next one. Alright, next up. Let’s have a new friend spin, shall we? I think a new friend should spin. And then we’ll have the housekeeper spin last. Sounds good. If everyone forgot about me in the next second, what is the one thing I would immediately want to do? Give everyone a slap. One slap for each, and then… This question… When it was just read out loud, I honestly had no image in my head. Me neither, nothing came to mind. No, me neither. When he just read it out, the moment it ended, I suddenly had an idea. I didn’t. I want to hear Mr. He’s answer. If the whole world forgot you, you, Mr. He, what would be the first thing you’d want to do? It doesn’t even have to be to someone specifically. Just the thing you’d most want to do. It’s like suddenly I became someone who nobody knows. I think… Actually, I wouldn’t do anything particularly dramatic. Instead, I’d just do the most ordinary things. To put it simply, the things I’m doing right here and now. I would do them again, but this time I’d pay closer attention to the feeling of not being noticed by anyone, with no one caring about you, with no interaction at all, that kind of feeling. I think it’s possible that I’ll feel suddenly lonely. Or maybe I’ll feel too free. Or maybe I’ll think, why does this feeling seem so desolate? But I think it would still be great. Actually, for the previous question, the promise I originally made to myself was that back then I promised by the time I’m 30, I’ll stop doing variety shows. I wanted to become a news anchor. Later, I said by the age of 40, I would do things like, for example, reduce my workload. By 50, I’d retire or something like that. But I haven’t achieved any of that. It’s because I feel like my current job, and my lifestyle, are things I’ve already grown accustomed to and come to enjoy. However, if I were given the chance to become someone else, or to have another identity, a different life or a different setting, I’d find it incredibly exciting. Like you just mentioned, everything, except overnight, if the whole world forgot about me, I’d really be genuinely happy. This is the question: If everyone forgets about you in the next moment, does that include my family? Yes, it includes them. Of course it does! It’s the whole world! Everyone, including family. My role, the ending for that character is exactly like this. How did this question suddenly get so deep? You can give a simpler answer, Didi. I think the question is way too profound. What if we forget about you? What would you do? If you all forget about me, what would I do? I’d just go back to sleep. I have no idea what I’d do. It’s only one second. Just one second, right? Give me that gachapon machine. I’ll smash it. Just smash it directly. What kind of question is this? Not exactly positive thinking, is it? Because this kind of question could never actually happen. Exactly. This is purely hypothetical. It’s just pure fantasy. Like something out of a sci-fi movie. This question is designed to spread negativity. Wouldn’t it be better to ask something cheerful? Right? We live to be happy. Exactly. Alright. Not to dwell on sad thoughts. You’re awesome, man! Why not just live happily every day? Well said. Then let’s drink. Let’s have a drink then. Let’s go! Cheers! Let’s raise a glass together, shall we? If this question doesn’t bring happiness, then… I’ll tear it apart. Until we spin a happy one. Smash the gachapon machine to pieces! So happy right now! Has anything happened recently that felt really worth celebrating? Maybe? Is it that this gachapon machine survived? Even the gachapon machine is scared of you! This gachapon machine understands human speech! When a person can even make a gachapon machine bow to them, right? When you become successful, everything else will make way for you. Philosopher. What is the most worth celebrating moment for you recently? Coming here and having a great time made me really happy. To be honest, the most recent event is just coming here for a good time. I really enjoyed myself! I’m not part of your circle. What circle are we in? What’s your identity? Are you in the same circle as them? The art circle, of course. Right, and I belong to the sports circle. Isn’t that right? We are not in the same circle. We definitely are not. Absolutely. So for us to hang out together, starting as strangers and becoming friends, I think it’s really interesting. And Mr. He is someone I used to watch as a kid. Now meeting him in person, and seeing how great he is, he’s so considerate and took good care of me. Because for me, I’d never met him before coming here. This is my first time. Yes, I truly enjoyed this experience; it’s quite meaningful. Honestly, nothing went wrong today. At least, I had a great day. Right? That’s wonderful. This is already quite good. As long as one day is spent happily, I believe that saying is profoundly true. At least I was very happy today. Exactly! This is the happiest thing for me lately. Yes. Living in the moment. I’m really not being cliché, but truly, recently, it’s all about returning to record ‘Hello, Saturday.’ We all embrace that. And we’re also very happy. Right? Honestly, I… haven’t been back to record for quite a long time. The last time I came back was with Fan Shiqi; we came back together for the show’s promotion. It’s been over four months, over four months since I last returned. To be honest, my mindset has changed a bit. When I used to be here often, that familiar feeling compared to now, where there’s been a gap. A pretty long gap before coming back again. And that initial feeling when I returned, I felt a bit uneasy. Or rather, deep down I was quite happy, but sometimes there would be this thought, like, I’m not sure if I should say this, but in this show that’s like a family, sometimes I just feel like, I have this kind of feeling. There’s a phrase that describes it: ‘homesick hesitation’. I kind of feel like, can I still treat this place as my home? You know what I mean? I understand. It’s because I’ve been away for too long. But honestly, after I came back to record, when I’m on stage, whether we’re filming or just hanging out, I’m still the same person. I still do whatever I feel like doing. From the fact that you only rehearsed the opening yesterday, and already said you’re going to ‘eliminate’ Fu Jiapeng, I’d say you really do see this place as home. Yes, I’m back. I still tend to speak my mind freely with everyone. Say whatever I want to say. Do whatever I want to do. And I can feel everyone’s affection for me. This kind of love and care. Including today’s basketball theme, for example. Or other things like that. So that’s why I made this trip back. I think for me, it’s still something quite healing. Because I feel that our show ‘Hello, Saturday’, is good because everyone here is really sincere. All of our so-called unity or even family, you know, people, you know, the hardest thing to fake is the feeling of familiarity. Yes. The feeling of familiarity. That’s really hard to act. I can act like I’m being nice to you. But I can’t act like I’m familiar with you. Welcome home, Didi. Welcome. Our big brother is home. I’m finally back. Back again. This is my home. So returning to ‘Hello, Saturday’ is something to be very thankful for. Of course! Alright. Lunge, go ahead. Yes. It’s fine. Just skip the questions you don’t want to answer. That’s not what I mean. You guys just go ahead and do it. This thing… Why is that? What little things in a friendship make you think this friend is worth keeping? How nice! Exactly. I feel like Fan Fan still hasn’t up to this point. Nothing much going on. What do you think? You’re still here? Yeah, I’m here. I’m here. He’s thinking. Let’s chat. Let’s talk a bit. I’ll start. But mine might be a bit abstract. It’s like an exchange of glances. For example, when you’re in a group, in a certain environment, and you have your own take on something, you have this reaction that’s uniquely yours. For instance, when you feel a certain way, and then suddenly, when you look around the group, your eyes meet with someone else’s, and you share a thought. Yeah. That very moment, I just feel like… I really want to be on the same wavelength as them. To sync up. Like, for example, feeling that this part is awkward. And then maybe you notice someone else, and the two of you just get it. You just understand—it’s mutual. For me, how do I know I can vibe with this person? It’s when I can be alone with them, and it’s not awkward. And they don’t feel awkward either. The vibe is just so… It’s so subtle. You know it for sure. Your instinct will definitely tell you. If it’s someone you’re not really close with, or someone you don’t share much chemistry with, or don’t connect with on the same level, it’s not that you can’t— it’s not that you can’t be around them, but it’s better to avoid being just the two of you. Right. But if it’s just the two of us hanging out, we don’t have to worry about each other. He doesn’t have to mind me, and I don’t have to mind him. We both feel really comfortable. Not awkward at all. I think this is a friend worth keeping. That’s how I feel. A way of judging. Right. Can I share something that happened to me recently? Go ahead. Even though stories like this have been shared by so many people before, it’s about me and Mr. He. Five years ago, there was this time when you were recording with the band Times Youth League, on a show called ‘Summer Youth Party’. ‘Summer Youth Party’. At that time, I was the scriptwriter for the show. I remember watching on stage, seeing some friends from the same generation, they were guests on stage, while I was working as the scriptwriter, revising scripts with them. To be honest, there was a sense of disparity in my heart. But during the rehearsals, Mr. He, who was on stage, called out, ‘Suo, you’re here, Suo!’ He called out to me. In that moment, I felt immense respect from him. There are only two people in the world who have ever shown me this kind of care. One is you, and the other is Brother Yang Di. They are the kind of people who really notice those sitting quietly at the table. And that moment when Mr. He called out to me, although at that time I thought, Mr. He is a senior, I felt like I wasn’t worthy to truly call him a friend. That kind of feeling. At that time, I really felt like… This person in the future… It’s just him. No matter what others say about him… This person is the best. No. These stories spanning many years… That you can relate to… And still remember them. Yes, it’s really touching. Mine’s super simple. I think, you know… It’s just about being with someone… And no matter how long I’ve known them… As long as the next time I see them… And I treat them this way, they understand. I feel like I can vibe with this person. I really think this is how friendships work. Even if they weren’t really trying for my sake… I feel like this is how you can connect. That’s how friendships work. There’s a kind of mutual understanding. They just get it. They know what we’re about to do. Exactly, we’re in sync. Actually, we’re on the same wavelength. When we vibe the same, we’re in sync. Yeah. I think it’s just about hanging out together. Without overthinking or planning too much. Everything happens naturally. It all just flows. And everyone feels comfortable. Yeah. There’s really nothing excessive. Like saying, ‘I saved your life.’ Or you saved theirs—nothing like that. Nothing of the sort. Yeah, no such thing. Right? None of that. That’s why I say, As long as everyone’s comfortable… Over time, you might just become friends. Yeah. Alright. Last question. Butler, wrap it up. Here we go. If the background music of your life suddenly started playing, what song do you think would be playing at this moment? This is an easy one. The background music of life right now… Let me start it off. Everyone, sing along. Three, two, one. Unforgettable Tonight. No matter how far, near or far. Across the vast land, we’re all in this together. Friends, Cheers! I’m Guo Ailun. Slightly better than those two. What nonsense. Adding lines to yourself, huh? Let’s go. Perfect. Everything is just so perfect. We’re out. Time to sleep. Let’s go. Back to the dormitory. Everything feels so complete. Today’s few parts, everything ties up nicely. As the butler, you need to plan the following within the next eight hours: Prepare party snacks and dishes, fun table games, group activities. I’m dressed in something quite inconvenient, not at all suitable for handling hotpot. Xiao Ding, add water before the hotpot seasoning. Butler, what drinks do we have? Butler, do you have chili rings? Chili rings? Sorry, my oversight. My next phase (key), pass it to me. Don’t press for the next phase. I don’t know how to talk. If this place doesn’t welcome me, then I’ll leave. I guess Ding Chengxin. I feel so upset. I declare… Friends, sorry to keep you waiting. Welcome. Being deceived by the closest people for a long time. No more, I can’t take it. Not being valued by family. If you’re not needed at all, then this family is basically falling apart. I think family is too important to me. I can’t accept it. I absolutely can’t accept it. As long as he can hold this family together, it’s enough. Right. Still feeling anxious at the age of 26. Since I grew up without my parents around, I was raised by my grandparents. So actually, I feel like I’ve lost some ability to love others. Why do you need to be so strong? I’m originally quite an optimistic person. I think that’s really important. You’re amazing! I’m a lonely person. But I have things I want to achieve. However, even after striving all my life, I couldn’t achieve them. In my twilight years, I can’t recognize my loved ones. My family would definitely feel heartbroken too. For example, my future descendants, they would also suffer a lot. Not wanting to trouble my family. My loved ones would suffer too. Growing old in loneliness. I kind of don’t want to accept this.