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Hello everyone, this is Ram. Today I want to show you what my life is like in 4 0 4. You must be very curious, right? Let’s follow my camera and see what they are doing. There is no one here . Let’s take a look at what Teacher Xiao Hou is doing first. Can I come in? Please come in. Hello everyone , hello, I am Ram. I am the handsome guy. I am Xiao Hou. We found that Teacher Xiaoxian is not here. He is not here often. In fact, I can feel where he is. In fact, there is a door and I can see him as soon as I open it. If I am not mistaken, this is my room, right? Three, two, one , one . Hello, hello, hello , hello. This is your permanent residence, right? Say hello, family members , hello , hello, this is Zhu Zhu, who will never admit defeat. This is Xiao Tao, hello, hello, hello, who will never run away. There are also two of us outsiders. Okay, I won’t disturb you. Bye, bye, I’m leaving now. Sweet, is there anyone in this room? This home must be here. If I am not mistaken, it should be in Youjian Supermarket, right? Can I come in? You can go in. Hello everyone, welcome to Ram’s video blog. It’s over . Dead , dead. It’s like this. I forgot that we don’t have to avoid suspicion . Fortunately, I just recorded it. I’m speechless. I’ve been desensitized . They treated us as non-human beings. Now it doesn’t matter. Besides, why did it fall down ? It might have been knocked down by the energy of our singleness. It is necessary to emphasize it so much . This is a door that cannot be seen through from the outside. Yes, you can’t see what’s inside at all. Don’t rush to deny yourself at any time. Don’t get along with pressure. Can I come in, please come in? Can I come in , please come in? Are you two studying? Two teachers, you can’t see it yet . Falling in love is very classic and simple. Now the Internet says that the two of them are back. What should I do? Who are they back ? What’s wrong with you two? Then come and disturb you. I didn’t do anything. Are you sure you want to become a shining thing? We are leaving. Goodbye. As you can see, yes, as you can see, we are lonely. This is 4 0 4. We are single. This is the norm of 4 0 4. 4 0 4. We are the last single couple. We have nowhere to go. Let’s stay in the living room. We’ll see when they come out. I don’t know since when I started to feel a distance from them. I’m sad when I leave and you’re not around. You’ve endured a lot and it’s really hard. I’ve endured a lot too . Wasn’t there someone complaining in that group at the time ? Anonymous. Didn’t they say there were two couples that time? In fact, I was the one complaining about the two couples at home who made us feel that the four of us were redundant. But now I realize that I was wrong to complain. Now there are three couples. It’s too early to complain . If I had known, I would have complained later. I think we have become “Love Apartment” here now. What you said is right It makes sense. The two of us are “Friends Shared House” and the three of them are “Love Apartment”. No one really came out. That’s bad . You said it’s not the two of us to go in or not to go in. I’m redundant. Turn around and tell you the truth . Why didn’t you come out holding hands ? Why didn’t you carry her out as a princess? This is home, not “If You Are the One”. How come you’re already out ? You even knew there was a living room. You completely forgot about that man. He was in there enjoying his singing. I didn’t expect to go into my room either. I need to knock on the door now. You only have today. Always, always. Don’t mess around. Don’t slander me. I think I sometimes blame you for staying up late, not yourself. You pulled Ram to chat. Who do you blame? It’s you guys in the room that made me embarrassed to go in and sleep. You know what happened when I went into his room. But I was embarrassed to go in and disturb you. I went to borrow something from him. And I won’t stay for long. It’s like you guys occupied the whole living room and I was embarrassed to come out and argue. Zhu Zhu , it’s you guys who made me stay up late and my dark circles under my eyes became very heavy. Really, when you came back home, there were a lot more quarrels, a lot more noise, and a lot of liveliness. I don’t like to hear the word noisy. Is this from the two of you? I gave it to you and I gave it to me. Please give me a photo of Xiaozhuang. Why do you hang it on the head of my bed? No, he meant to give me a photo of the two of you and a photo of you. Who is he with? He has too many. You allow all of this. The times are quite tolerant. I can only say that you are also very tolerant. You drank fake wine when you got up this morning . Your face is a little red. I said, why do you look so fierce? It’s not what you said. Don’t be fierce, Xiao Niu . Just listen to what she said. You took a lot of photos with others. It was really just a joke. Zhuang Mingru, you are a better person than what you show in front of the camera . You are a boyfriend and even a good friend . If it were you, I would be willing to take a gamble. I don’t know why you two feel mean when you say it. What are you doing? You haven’t seen each other for a long time. Now they appear in pairs. Refresh and appear. Is this true ? What is true? She seems to understand everything about me and I seem to be willing to do everything with her. It’s so romantic. Some people say that there is a great risk of friendship turning into love. I am in the Northeast, so why didn’t I notice it? It’s amazing , really amazing. Are we just a couple ? Shouldn’t the others start? We should treat them equally . Others haven’t made an official announcement either. We have reached a certain consensus. In fact, what should we do if he sues us for infringement ? The two of us, although we know something, we can’t say it. We can only say what you know. That’s right , it was officially announced. Your pants are ugly, Zhuang Mingru, my pants are ugly, but there are “newcomers” , but your pants are actually quite good-looking. I think they are quite good-looking when I look closely. The connection between the two is that you are the “newcomers” . You made a mistake. You have been an “old couple” for a long time , “old couple”, “old couple”, relatively speaking, a little older. What about you two? When will I ask you when your birthday is coming up ? It’s a very good day. My birthday will be a double happiness. I want to ask the store will also open soon. Triple happiness will come . Triple happiness will come. Xiaojing, what did everyone do on May 20th ? May 20th Where do you go out to play in Beijing? Playing is not a combination of work and play. How about you? He is in Beijing , and also in Beijing. Let me tell you . Beijing, we went together. What’s wrong? I want to ask how long do you two expect yourselves to be single ? Ram said it’s almost over . Ram said it’s almost over. Ram’s singleness should be over. Who said that? Ram said I have to announce something big on my birthday. Maybe it’s the other person’s birthday that has to be announced. Then I suddenly want to ask a question . Do you mind if your boyfriend or girlfriend is very close to other friends of the opposite sex? Why do you have so many questions? I suddenly want to ask because I actually thought about it. Because I don’t mind it that much. So I really want to know what you think. Xiaotao, does it mind ? Of course I mind too . Everyone would mind, but I feel that if the girl is also my good friend, I would think that we should keep it moderate . Right, it’s okay. Do you think you two are 4 0 4Have there been any changes in the past six months? Or any unexpected gains ? Quite a lot, in fact. I have gained a very high concentration of couple atmosphere . Yes , thank you , thank you. First of all, I have gained six very good friends and a very special friend. Anyway, I am very happy. Then I have realized a transition from student to society. This is also the case for me. I feel that I have changed from a social person to a social person . Too social . A little less social. I feel that during the time I have been in this cabin , I have actually changed a lot. It is indeed completely different from what I expected at the beginning. To be honest, I did n’t expect at the beginning that in addition to friendship , I might also gain love and so on . And When I started dating, I didn’t tell my mom. I kept it a secret for a while. Then my mom saw on the trending search that her daughter was in love. Then my mom asked me if this was a script. I said no, no, mom , no, auntie, are you satisfied ? If you watch the show, yes, you are satisfied. Zhuang Mingru was happy again, but he is a better person than he is in front of the camera. Yes, but Zhuang Mingru is a better person than he is in front of the camera . He is a much better person. I remember what I said at the beginning, wasn’t it that I wanted to be more independent and more autonomous? But I feel that I have achieved this in dealing with people and things now. I feel that I know how to refuse others bravely, and when problems arise , I dare to communicate more diligently. I am concise and clear, without procrastination or nagging. How about you? I have gained 7 The advantage I gained is how to turn a project from 0 to 1. Now I am operating a physical business. I find it is still different. I feel that I have grown up. I have become more mature in thinking. I will not be as stubborn and stubborn as before. You can think from others’ perspective now. Not only can I think from others’ perspective now, I also choose not to think. Next, please watch the Friends’ Old News Network’s 404 Unsolved Mysteries Annual Special. Hello, audience friends. Hello, everyone. I am the host Xiao Hou. I am the host Ram. Are you curious? Are you interested ? Do you want to know? Today we will bring you an old news conference to answer the unsolved mysteries that everyone and we are confused about . Now our old news conference is officially starting . Yes, then we will invite our first group Zhongxia Yulin. Applause. Please start. Get ready to be tortured. Okay. First of all, our first question is to buy soft-boiled eggs and chocolate to check the confession . Or these things, because back and forth, it is these yogurt, chocolate and soft-boiled eggs. Pure buying things , we must have enjoyed them in one place . Sometimes, we enjoy them, forget it, go out to eat. What does it mean to enjoy delicious food? Is it because you don’t want to share with us? Do n’t we bring it up often? We will buy more puffed food and bring it up . Okay. The second question is that one day, one day, one day , every day , when the audience notices it, when the audience feels that something is wrong , it is really wrong. When it is really wrong, it is already wrong. There has been a period of time. I am again when everyone feels that something is wrong. But we are after the Northeast. It is after the Northeast. What month is the Northeast? March . You said that the Northeast is about the same. He said that Northeast. He said which Northeast. I said the Northeast in Jilin . Jilin is good. The next question is , were the flowers that Zhu Zhu received on New Year’s Eve sent by Xiaotao? Was it you? Did you give it to me? Was it given to me by Liu Ben ? It turned out to be Liu Ben. What exactly do you like about each other? It’s a bit hard to say what it is, but I feel that there is a huge difference between when we first met and when we got to know each other better . To be honest, at the beginning, when I met these four boys, I did feel that we were all good friends. Maybe in private, she would show more charm than in real life . And I feel that Xiao Tao is a person with her own ideas. I think she is a very cute girl at the beginning , but it turns out that she is actually a super hardworking little bee It was a kind of tacit understanding. Why? No , there was a period of time. During that period of time, we really had some disputes and conflicts, and then we really didn’t contact each other. Tao was more proactive and he didn’t have much contact either . The two of us were just holding it back. It was a long time ago, indeed a long time. I can only say that there was this stage. It was fifteen days, so long, how could it be so long, I remember it so clearly, the long fifteen days , definitely not fifteen days , counting on my fingers , waiting for news in the dark every day, Zhu Zhu ignored me for one day , Zhu Zhu ignored me for two days , drawing the calendar, and ignored me again today. Not that long? Not that long , definitely not that long, ten days. The next question is, what happened after it was changed
? What happened? Once the IP was changed , she suddenly jumped, I don’t know why she jumped to Wuhan, and then she jumped for a while and immediately jumped back to Jiangsu. We were in Shanghai at the time , and she was still frowning and testing there . Why is the IP? What’s going on ? But changing the IP It’s mainly because I really didn’t think so at the time and I wasn’t very sure. Everyone understands . The next question is which one. The other gift was the one that took off the microphone in the car. The one with only the sound left. Click the lower right corner and click here . It should be possible to say that it’s pitch black, a red scarf . The scarf is because this is her zodiac year , so it’s just a scarf. What are you thinking about? What scarf do you think? Why did you take off the microphone ? I don’t know . I don’t know why . I don’t know . Did you take off the microphone? You wanted to give it secretly, but you didn’t expect the microphone to be recorded, right? Yes, you really didn’t expect the microphone to be recorded. Okay, okay,
that ‘s all our questions for Zhongxia Yulin for now. Thank you everyone for letting us thank Zhongxia Yulin, thank you , thank you. Thank you everyone, thank you for changing . Friendship still exists even after changing. What are you humming? When I was in the Northeast, I thought we were all friends. When I was in the Northeast, it was true, but you haven’t answered the question yet. Who was more moved earlier? It should be me who was more moved earlier. The boys who bravely pursue love are actually like this. After returning from the Northeast, I secretly said to her , “Do you want to come to my house for a trip?” So I took her to my house alone and took her to see the sea and so on . The live video of the sea that Xiao Niu posted was taken by him , yes, yes, it was actually the sea in Lianyungang, yes , it was me . I must have started to feel a little bit of that from some time before that time, so I invited her to my house, and I invited her to my house alone. I went to Lianyungang with Zhuang Mingru the next question is why Xiaozhuang still likes Xiaoniu. To be honest, it’s actually like this. I think if we talk about ideal types, when you really meet someone and you really like him, I think that type will be broken. You are my ideal type. You are my ideal type. You are my ideal type. Okay , it’s really like this . Online, you may see that Xiaoniu is a very cute and lively person , but she actually has her own way of doing things, which is what fascinates me. So it’s just that I don’t actually have a specific type of liking. I just like her. There’s nothing wrong with that. I just look at her and I just like her . I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. Okay , you can support me . I heard that Xiaozhuang’s mother liked a video of encountering Xiaoniu and Xiaozhuang. So, may I ask, have Xiaoniu and Xiaozhuang met their parents now? They said they went to my house. How could they not have met them? Have you seen his mother ? I’m talking about Xiaoniu and Xiaozhuang , not Xiaoniu. Has he met his parents ? Xiaozhuang has not been put on the agenda yet. Be happy, right? Okay
, okay , thank you, thank you. Our Shuangru Yimo will answer your question. Thank you, thank you, everyone . First question , please organize the timeline. You two are so cute. You two are so cute . Answer honestly . You go first. Otherwise , it’s not you who is generous. It’s not you . It’s not us. Actually, Xiaoniu should know. Why does Xiaoniu know your private affairs? How could I know ? He should also know that we were not together at that time. This is not the timeline. We went to Beijing together . No , but we were not together then. Until now, we are not officially together . Okay, then the next question, why did you laugh like a villain? Actually, I think some fights are considered quarrels and some are not. Because everyone thinks that there are more or less contradictions in life. It’s just that a big problem with me is that I get impatient easily. Actually , as everyone knows , my temper now has changed a lot. It’s true that now I’m not impatient when encountering things .
Then, I think if there is anything wrong with the previous things, please bear with me. And who hasn’t had a quarrel ? Maybe in the future, no , I’m kidding. Who made the sound in the room that day ? There was a sound of something being smashed in the room. I really don’t know why the room was smashed. On the day when you were live streaming, I didn’t know either. I really didn’t know that I was live streaming here. It couldn’t be me who smashed it, right? Because didn’t we pile all the sundries on the table here? And then it fell down . After it fell, I saw it and was shocked. I thought there was someone at home , but in fact, there was no one at home . Then, it was like this. I don’t know why everyone kept asking and misunderstood the program crew. I also thought there was a problem , but there was no problem. It was really like that. Do you remember then? Then I called a cleaning lady and then After the house is restored, what qualities do you like in each other ? Do you like both of them? Change the answer you hate the most quickly because it is the answer that requires the least thought because you can see that Xiao Jing is honest in all aspects and is really very good. She is also relatively calm when encountering things. You may think that she is very special. I think she is very real and sincere without so many tricks . On the contrary, I feel that she is quite honest and reassuring. At that time, I thought he was quite that kind of person who seemed not very honest , but in fact, after getting to know him, I am actually a “love-brained” person. You know, it can be seen with the naked eye. It is very obvious . Okay, then our questions about Jingjiang Shredded Pork end here. Please return to your seats. Thank you. Thank you. Please ask Gesar Lhamo to share her recent relationship status . I would like to ask who she talked to on the phone for about an hour on a certain day. Not only one hour, not only one hour Shi Ram, no, you succeeded, didn’t you? Was it the one with the private message on Douyin ? What private message on Douyin ? It’s not that you don’t like someone. You said I wanted to send him a private message, but I have never sent him a private message. I’m sorry, have you made any progress in your relationship recently ? Have you met any new friends ? Have you met anyone who makes your heart beat faster? What do you think of this person? Xiao Hou had a friend, and then he went back to Nanjing, and then Xiao Hou said let’s have dinner together . At that time, I happened to have nothing to do, so he asked me to go with him, and then I met one of his friends , who was a pretty good person. Xiao Hou should feel a sense of accomplishment, a great sense of accomplishment . The two of us have ended our answering of questions . It’s over. It’s over. Audience friends, this old news conference has ended. Here we would like to thank Youku, thank “Friends’ Shared Rental House”, thank Zhongxia Yulin, thank Jingjiang Rousi , thank Shuangru Yimo, thank Thank you Shou Lashou Thank you Ram Thank you Hou Shoucheng Thank you See you next time See you next time Goodbye, goodbye , organize the manuscript Let’s go to the balcony Do n’t make any noise for a while Don’t even make any noise What about the two of them Where are the two of them They went out They went for a walk Why do they want to take a walk What’s it to you? I also want to take a walk Let’s go for a walk You two go too Let ‘s sleep You go for a walk too Then will you be scared if I drive today ? If not, is it true or not? You drive yours ? Is it true or not? Otherwise, I will help you drive it out first Then you drive it out first You can drive it out first I can show you a short clip Do you step on the brake with your left foot or your right foot? In fact, generally The left foot is not used. Only one foot is needed. The right foot is used . No, I really can’t remember it. I’m telling you.
Especially now, I can’t remember it even more. In fact, I believe in you. It’s even harder to remember at this time. I can only give you a shot of adrenaline . When I accompanied Xiaojing to practice driving, I drove well. I can only tell you this. Believe in yourself. I can only tell you this. Believe in yourself. Feel it first. Step on the accelerator first. Why should I step on it? Feel it first. Which one is this? This is the accelerator . The other one you step on the brake. I feel this one is the brake. Now this one is OK . Why doesn’t it move? Because now I’m driving P Gear up . I can not step on the accelerator the whole time . It just moves forward at a snail’s pace. Right ? Okay. Now let’s shift into gear. Do you know how to shift into gear? I know. I know that P gear is for moving forward. Yes, step on the brake. Okay. Then I
‘ll release the brake. Yes, turn right first. Okay , very good. Actually, I have a driver’s license. Do n’t do that . Don’t step on the accelerator. It ‘s very smooth. It ‘s very good. Very good. Very good. I know. But I have really driven before. But I have really driven before and I have had my C1 driver’s license for two years. I have really driven before. People talk a lot when they are nervous. It’s okay . Step on the accelerator. . But you are really the first person to ride in my car and the car I drive for so long. It’s okay. Slow down a little. Wait a minute, step on the brake on the left . Okay , come on, there is still 1.4 kilometers to go. Actually, you can drive. It’s okay . There is still 1.4 kilometers to go. I’m almost there . Very good. I’m familiar with it now. 1.4 Kilometers can be walked, or get off the car and run over. I believe you can do it, I can do it, we can. Why is it so late and there are still so many people on Yihe Road? You can drive instead. Be careful. How do you feel ? Is it scary to ride a roller coaster? It’s more scary than on the racetrack, but it’s okay. I think you drive fairly steadily. I really think that if I practice a few more times, maybe I can drive to pick you up then. Although it’s not very appropriate to mention that thing , it’s the one I watched in that short video of a dog doing housework. I said goodbye. Although it’s not very appropriate to say it, it’s impossible , it’s impossible in this life , don’t even think about sitting in my passenger seat again in this life. Just kidding, don’t even think about it in this life. How relieved I am. I feel that this kind of warm light should look good. I’m very serious about helping my girlfriend make a photo. Yes, everyone works hard . Do you look like you? Do you think everyone looks like you? What are you laughing at? What are you laughing at? It’s so greasy, I’ve said it all, delete it from your vocabulary. Three words : Get off the car. Okay, get off the car. Although we are not at Yihe Road now , it is almost the same. But do you know why I chose Yihe Road in the first place? Do you know why I chose Yihe Road in the first place ? Why do you guess? Is it hard to guess? It’s your birthday. Yes , you can take a look at what’s in the trunk. What gift are you going to give me ? Guess. Is this what you prepared? Why is it the one I guessed? Are you the reason I guessed? It’s a very special day . It’s been a hundred days. I’m going to buy you a pair of shoes. Can you guess where I put the things for you ? You can take a look at the back seat . You can take a look first. You can also take a look. Are you also giving me a pair of shoes? Can you guess what it is ? Can you guess which style it is? Is it that one? Guess. I know that pair of loafers, brown loafers, because you mentioned it before . It’s a big expense. Because you mentioned it before. It’s okay, it doesn’t matter. It’s really okay. If you like it, I like it. I’ve always wanted to buy it. I think it should be your size. Size 4 2 half- fit. I can try it now. You can try it. Anyway, it’s very suitable for today’s outfit. And you know what? It’s a super coincidence that when I went there, she just told me that it was the last pair of brown 4 2 The size is a half and it fits my feet very well. Thank you very much. I really like this pair of shoes. I think I will wear them for a long time. That ‘s great . They are really beautiful. I like them very much. That’s great. You are destined to wear them. I can only say okay. I put them on. You are destined to wear them. I think they are very suitable . Is there another pair of high heels behind? Take a look. I guess they are high heels because I posted on Weibo two days ago. But there is another thing I want to give you. What is this ? It’s so funny. This may be a complete puzzle. I got even angrier because I added it. I like puzzles very much. I even paid him to puzzle them for me. I originally pretended to lie to you and said I puzzled myself . It ‘s okay. I like puzzles very much . It’s okay. You just happened to have the photo . I just took it out. Wait, what’s in it ? Don’t touch it. It’s okay. It’s broken. Don’t touch this cover. Why did it break? Suddenly it was hit. It’s okay. It’s okay. I’m now. Don’t touch it. I’m very stable. I ‘m not stable. I’m afraid you will bump into it, but you haven’t guessed it yet. I’m going to show you this. Can you tell which one it is? This is the one I played at the concert that day . It’s not the one I played at. 4 0 4 Night of
that day because I think that day was very handsome, so I chose this one. Okay, don’t be too moved. I’ll put it together. Anyway, I love to put together puzzles too. When you’ve put it together, remember to send it to me. Let me take a look. I’ll also send it to you. Let me take a look. Let’s go for a walk in the front for a while. In fact, I have something else to give you. There’s also something else. Because didn’t you write a letter in the Northeast before ? I’ll write you a reply. Don’t be too moved. The writing is average. Only the words are more beautiful. Where did you write this? This is the Sun Yat-sen Mausoleum. Where did I write this? This is in Nanjing. You wrote a letter to the Northeast , but I’m writing you a reply in Nanjing. Okay, take a look. I’m going to walk a little further away. Bye. Have you finished reading? Don’t be too moved . Don’t be too moved. Don’t be too moved. Don’t be too moved. Don’t be too moved. I’m fine. Don’t be too moved. Do you want to play some games? What game can we play? What’s the name of that game? I’ve eaten French fries. Come on, what else is there to lose ? You lose, then you will be punished. So, do you still need to act when you play a “madman” ? I am already a “madman” now. You search for children pretending to be “crazy”. You imitate children pretending to be “crazy”. That’s it. This is a bit too much . Come on, things are starting to get interesting. No, I want to act. You act, you act , you act. Show me how. Don’t act, do it again. You have to be a little crazier . Is there anyone who can hum a few words ? Things are starting to get interesting. Okay, I flipped it over. Okay, then you come up with a question. You tore the mattress. I said I would accept the punishment. You play the concubine who is not favored in the cold palace and so goes crazy. Will Xiao Niu come up with it? Do you have the original version? No,
there is no free expression. It’s just yourself. You are not favored in the cold palace . Your child is gone. You were banished to the cold palace by the emperor. You have to imagine every day that the emperor is by your side. You imagine that you also have to imagine your The child is still by your side, why don’t you cry ? No , the world is pitch black . It’s funny. Things are starting to get interesting. The performance is good. Let’s pass it. It connects the previous and the next. We have to play and continue. We have to add everyone in. Okay , okay. You said you have assembled a car , don’t bother me. She said she has assembled it, so why can’t I buy one? Things are starting to get interesting. Five, four, three, smashed it, I said it , who said that , I will be punished. It’s in her comfort zone, almost in your comfort zone. Ram shows three, two,
one , “crazy” doll, be good, this is a horror movie, and I don’t think you should come over. Split personality, this is a “madman”, this is a standard “madman”, good thing , don’t scare me , things are getting interesting, I’m afraid you will pounce on me in the next second, amazing , amazing, this is a perfect work. I said that one is picked up and the other is cut. Okay , I’ve said it , weave, weave , what are you, weave , what are you, weave, don’t bother yourself, weave, don’t make up for it. You know what you are. I know. I know. Then I also know this . In fact, I didn’t know just now. In fact, I wasn’t weaving either . I’ve set the question, so who will play him? The child? I’ll play the non-existent object . You can play it, too. I love you so much now , and I’m having a hard time. Now you see that I’m full of heartache. I ‘m picking up trash to eat . Wait a minute, I’ll play a passerby . I chew gum and spit it on the ground. You pick it up and eat it. Okay, he stole my role. He stole my role. Hurry up, Zhuang Mingru . The role was snatched away. Come on , he ate it so deliciously, so scary. It ‘s me , it’s me , which one of you. You have to act seriously. Don’t laugh. Do n’t call me that . Child, I’m your father, you’re my father , I’m your father. The birthmark is you, Zhuang Bo, how come you, what are you doing? I finally found you, do you know how hard it was for me to find you? I eat trash every day. Where are you from ? You come from all over the world. You’ve also traveled to many cities, and you can see that you’re having a hard time. I ran from Henan to Sichuan, ran from Sichuan to Henan, ran from Henan I ran back and forth to Anhui. It was tiring. The child went home with his father and suddenly found that he didn’t recognize you wrongly. How come you have a birthmark ? Dad , you are not your father . You are not so heartless. You just dumped me. Don’t be too moved . Don’t be too moved . I said don’t be too moved. It turns out that you are very good at not being moved. In fact, I think preparing surprises for others is sometimes happier than receiving them yourself. Really? Do you really have this feeling? I feel very happy when preparing gifts. The happiness is different . It’s true, but I thought I wouldn’t be very happy. It’s not that I’m unhappy when I get something. I won’t feel so surprised. But today, this proves that you didn’t guess it would happen. These shoes make me feel more relaxed when I step on the accelerator . Are you going to laugh to death at me? Really, I am very good at choosing gifts. Do you know that I am very good at choosing ? I will write down the things that others say they like. When did I buy them ? Do you remember that one day I said I was going to record a video blog before going out? I bought it that day. I planned it for so long and it happened to be on 2 4 No. 1 is this very , very special day. Zhu Helin, do you still remember the first time we went to Lao Mendong? Remember you said that it was the first time we went there together? Remember you remember you at that time ? I still remember my hairstyle at that time. I even remember what color clothes I wore at that time. A brown coat, and then I had two braids and low ponytails , just two low buns. I really didn’t want to talk that day . When you want to talk, talk. When you don’t want to talk, don’t talk. You little thing , I’ll say it again, delete this word from your vocabulary. It feels good, but it’s really true. Every time you say something that others don’t like to hear, you think you feel good, but the other person may not be happy. I tell you , but I can forgive you. It’s okay, it’s cute. It’s just a good time. Hello, they are both back. Hello, I hope we didn’t miss anything that we shouldn’t have missed. We missed too much. I can only say that I’ll do a somersault for everyone. Go to bed, you come up, and you have to perform something. Perform a “crazy” comedy or do you have other “crazy”? Are you acting I’m not too “crazy” , I just want to be “crazy”. What did you just perform? Let me demonstrate it to you. Come on, three, two , at the beginning, my child missed this too much. I can only talk about you, but I’ll enhance the version. What do you think? Let’s draw this, which one. You help me like this, like this, like this. Okay, I found it. You draw it for me first. I’m afraid you’ll be angry after I finish drawing. Is it so bad? I’ve also chosen it . Come on, come on, I’ll draw it for you to show it to me. You can’t show it to others. You can’t show it to each other. That’s great. Be careful . Be careful . I can only tell you to be careful. This is very suitable for you. We drew the same one. You look at it like this. I wo n’t make you ugly. Don’t worry , my skills are great. I’ll help you blow off the powder on your eyes. Can I tear off your double eyelid stickers later ? It’s annoying. Your eyebrows are so thick, Xiao Niu. Your painting skills are so good. I look at Zhuang Mingru. I dare not look at you directly. I think you look a bit like Voldemort. You are really a Xiao Niu soul painter. Xiao Niu. If you turn me into that, I will really “kill” you. I am following this I will really “kill” you. You painted it according to the standards of a world-class makeup artist. I ‘m laughing “to death”. No eyebrows , you can’t put mine on. But he’s bald , no, he must. I have only one request, my bangs can’t move. Okay, it’s fine. This is good . Do n’t scare me. Do n’t scare me. I’m so scared. Look how bad he is . His is super bad. You ‘re not as bad as him. He’s super bad. I think hers is a little worse. Yours is very bad. You’re very bad. You’re finished. Liu Zhongxian, I decided not to be kind to you. It’s great. I originally chose a very beautiful one for you , but now I have decided not to be kind to you. I ‘m still quite kind to you. I’ll be honest, Zhuang Mingru , Zhuang Mingru, did you paint Ruhua for me, not Xiaoniu? Will you two disappear after tonight ? You are definitely here with hatred . The two of you , but Xiaoniu, this is still very cute. I can barely say it ‘s cute. Come on, close your eyes, let’s start. You were the first to get to this point. I’m telling you, Liu Zhongxian, I haven’t done it yet, you did it first. You’re finished. This is a bit exaggerated, but resist It just isn’t ugly. I don’t know why because I’m very kind. But Zhuang Mingru, to be honest, Zhuang Mingru is very scary. To be honest, you are very cute now , and I will make you cute. You can make me cute. It’s impossible . I am absolutely here . Okay
, this place is really the finishing touch . It’s superfluous. He said this is really amazing. This is really amazing. I feel the color of this place is really amazing . This is really amazing. I want to erase this color and start over. You are really a little cute now. To be honest, you are too cute. He is not ugly at all. It is not ugly. Why didn’t you make him ugly? Did you draw him a panda? You just filled him with some colors. You said such things with this face and made me want to hit you. Do you know how the eyebrows are drawn so realistically? There is no way. I have talent. Let me take a look. Let me take a look. Open your eyes and I will draw you a big double eyelid. It ‘s very cute. Okay , smile a little, smile to make that hole appear. I can’t smile . It’s not this. How It’s so dark. I asked you to pay attention to the use of the pen. I need a bright red lipstick. What’s wrong? I’m really ugly . I really can’t surpass you. No one can surpass you. That glance you gave me was a car accident. You don’t have to. Just turn around and give a glance back. Zhuang Mingru. The key is that he drew it very naturally. He didn’t change too many things. He is very cute . To be honest, he is very cute. You are cute. You are a little cat. You are so cute that you can’t see it at all. You smile, you smile , you smile. She has this hole, she has this hole. And you smile, smile, which one of hers will have a hole here. When she smiles here, she will have a hole. She has that hole painted on. Why do you look so good ? If you can’t draw it ugly, I’m really convinced . Is it true? I really want to see how you really can’t draw it ugly. I’m really convinced. Let me take a look, Ram. Let me take a look. Ram, let me take a look. I think Ram’s is even worse. Ram, Ram, it seems that the peasant in the Landlord game is not a world famous painting. This is a famous painting. Block it like this, yes, block the nose like this. You draw him like a foreigner and he doesn’t understand. Chinese, come and hold it, come here and face me, three, two, one , right? It’s a little bit like lying here, it ‘s very simple, you just use one hand like this , and then support your face with the other hand, it’s OK. And you’re old , that look is very poisonous , Ram, if I saw you when I was a child, I would be scared to death, finished shooting, right? Mainly because the expression is too perfect, I’m a little better than you , come on, let’s discuss the Friends group, okay , I don’t think I’m going to use my mobile phone today, anyway, we all draw like this and don’t know who is who, let’s just talk directly, okay? Okay , then let’s start with you, it turned out to be you , I was wrong, wrong , wrong, it turned out to be you , it turned out to be you , this is said to one person , this is said to everyone, do you want to reveal your identity, everyone knows who I am but I don’t remember , smile to the world , smile to the world, my avatar seems to be a landscape picture , okay, actually it’s not me, it turned out to be my roommate , it’s me, you are a handsome guy, you are really s horse plow, then I think I will post it , hehe, I want to say my ID this time It’s called hindsight. My last ID was called I don’t know. I wanted to use this as a little easter egg . Today, I just want to finish writing my acrostic poem , which is that I don’t regret meeting you . Good night, everyone. Good night . I fell asleep when I was tired from playing. Good night. Live hard . Everyone is living hard. It’s too cruel. Fortunately, the little cow was scared.