大张伟竟然是I人？孙书恒讲述I人的世界 引全场共鸣！|【脱口秀和Ta的朋友们 第二季】 #脱口秀和Ta的朋友们第二季 #Stand-up Comedy2
The two people who will be competing in the next group, Sun Shuheng and Xiaodie , applause to welcome Sun Shuheng , Sun Daxian, Sun Shuheng to prove himself . Hi, everyone , my name is Sun Shuheng. I am actually an i (introverted) person (I can see it). I don’t know if there are any e (extroverted) friends here. Extroverted friends (yes) (All are all) Let me say the following. We are i (introverted) people. We are not fools. Can everyone understand this? Often e (extroverted) friends ask me, “Can you still speak and go out ?” We are also adults with normal civil capacity. In this regard, we know to eat when we are hungry and run home when it rains. I will even take the initiative to say hello to someone I know. What’s the problem with saying hello ? What’s the problem with going home and committing suicide ? But I am the kind of person who I don’t know if anyone is the same as me . When I meet someone I half know or not, I can only say half a hello to him. When I meet someone I know, I say hi to him . When I meet someone I am half-familiar with , I can only make one initial consonant H. Sometimes they also say that i (introverted) people are not good at rejection. I will reject you, but I will reject you at most three times. It’s not that I must care about this number three times , but because three times is the limit of my imagination. I can’t imagine how a person can be so shameless that after you reject him twice, he still invites you again and again. Don’t you want to go for a drink twice but not for a third time? Isn’t it that there are often those friends who are very e (extroverted) who ask you if you want to drink? I said no , didn’t we just drink yesterday, why am I going again ? He said, let’s treat you, I won’t go , I have something to do tonight. I said, I have something to do tonight, don’t worry about whether I have anything to do or not, you can’t invite me again, do you understand? How can you still invite me and what can you do? He said that he didn’t get any reflection from socializing at all . Instead, I started to reflect on myself . I said, do I really not want to go for a drink ? People have invited me three times, and if I refuse again, I don’t know what the consequences will be. People may also feel internalized, socially awkward, and uncomfortable. Then I asked my e (extroverted) friends what they thought . They said, Sun Shuheng, you just invited him a few more times, and he came. Why? Why don’t they bear the embarrassment brought by socializing at all ? They said that i (introverted) people are like the knife that faces inwards, while e (extroverted) people are like the knife that faces outwards. How come the same person was hurt twice? When I took the MBTI (personality test) MBTI (personality test) told me that I am a mediator. I said I am not a mediator, I am a Zhuge Liang . Have you ever thought about Zhuge Liang? He didn’t want to go out, but Liu Bei invited him three times . Zhuge Liang thought, I don’t want to go out, but you say it’s so difficult to support the Han Dynasty. No, you can help him. The prime minister is really a typical i (introvert) person. He has revealed that he is an i (introvert) person in the fourth to last paragraph of “The Memorial to the Emperor on Leaving the Capital” . The fourth to last paragraph is particularly important. The first paragraph is a bit too narcissistic. The last paragraph is a bit like the ending and the voice of the heart . No one cares about the fourth to last paragraph. He quietly reveals that he is an i (introvert). He laid a lot of policies for governing the country in the front, and finally dared to say that I am an INFP (mediator) who tills the land in Nanyang and survives the chaos. People do not seek fame and fortune among the princes, but the late emperor was an ENFJ (protagonist). The late emperor invited me three times. You said I should refuse again. Liang was really embarrassed. Liang had a low sense of worthiness and some traumatic avoidant attachment from his original family. Liang was really sometimes helpless. Liang , the prime minister was really a typical INFP (mediator). At this time, I empathized with the prime minister. He just wanted to stay at home and sleep. We all just wanted to stay at home and sleep. What’s wrong with that? You insisted on asking him to go out. Didn’t I tell you ? Did n’t I tell you? Wolong, the prime minister was trapped. I don’t know if you have ever been trapped in a social setting. I often feel this way. At a party that is about to end, I want to go to the bathroom. The host greeted me and said, ” Let’s go. ” I really left, but I didn’t go to the bathroom . I don’t want the luggage anymore. I’m leaving. I ‘m leaving my luggage and bladder . I’m embarrassed not to leave. He held me up. I’m always like this . I’m an i (introvert) person. I used to pretend to be an e (extrovert) person , but I can’t. I’m born an i (introvert) person. I’m born this way. Can you understand? Chinese medicine can’t cure it . I ‘m born this way, but it’s impossible. This society doesn’t give you such an opportunity. This society is an e (extrovert)-oriented society, a society for extroverts, your society. I’m from Shandong. The education I received since I was a child was that you have to be more adventurous and outgoing. When you see a relative, say hello to him. When you see a foreigner, learn English from him. You’ve been like this since you were a child. In the eyes of my parents, such people are adults. You feel that in their eyes, adults cannot be i (introvert) people. i (introvert) people cannot be adults. i (introvert) people are 18 years old. But I can understand that my parents were like this in their era . If there were no mobile phones or navigation, If you are an i (introvert) person, it is really difficult to survive, right? Because it is determined by genes. I am from Shandong. Do you know why the Northeast is now full of e (extrovert) people ? It is because when you go to Guandong, if you are an i (introvert) person, you really can’t make it. Friends, a person can ask for directions all the way from Qingdao to Harbin, 2270 kilometers. He must be much more e (extrovert). He must be much more . He is not only an e (extrovert) person, he is a lunatic. He is really me. I really can’t go to Weifang at most. Extroversion has always been our value since ancient times , right? The mainstream value is beyond doubt. This is the old saying of benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom and trustworthiness. Thank you everyone
, I am Shuheng. Thank you for coming . Come on, everyone, hurry up. After Sun Shuheng’s performance, Sun Shuheng’s ticket lock channel will be opened. Thank you again for Sun Shuheng’s performance . The four of you are i (introvert) people. I know that you are all i (introverted) , so everyone Can everyone understand what Sun Shuheng said about the difficulties of communication and fear of communication in life ? When he talked about asking for directions, I felt so empathetic. We would not be able to survive without GPS (navigation). But you didn’t clap the lights and I didn’t clap because he ended so abruptly. I was confused. I think you should have more, but I don’t know if it’s due to the time limit of the stage or the length limit. Maybe it’s because he spoke too quickly. Maybe it’s also because I don’t know. I stayed up late last night to watch his special show on Bilibili (video website). There is an interesting special show called “The Trial of Galileo in Three Courts”. I recommend it to everyone. Maybe there is another reason. People like him (introverts) are very listless when they come on stage . It seems that they are not talking to the audience but to themselves. I have watched many offline performances in small clubs, and the venues are even quite broken and dirty. The light is not enough, and then suddenly they appear. Such an i (introverted) person, and then he lowered his head as if talking to himself. The aura and atmosphere were all right, so you felt it was very interesting. But our choreography this year is much better than in previous years. So when Sun Shuheng came out, I kept thinking that this was different from the image of Sun Shuheng that I was familiar with. Later, I felt that this was a bit too gorgeous, so it might be a little conflicting with that one. I don’t know, so your lights are supplementary , right? Because Teacher Lu Yu didn’t shoot it , I think the performance might still have an adaptation problem , but from the whole script, it is worth three lights. I understand , but I like him very much. He looks like New Pants as soon as he comes on. Peng Lei comes on, and then his hand is here. You can see that he is happy. He wears a small pair of glasses and keeps pushing them. Then Peng Lei and I are both very i (introverted) , but I am not that i (introverted). He is very i ( Introverted type) What’s wrong with you ? You and your friends chat without speaking, right? You rely on dreams . How about i (introverted type) when the two of you sit there for a long time without saying a word , just listening to your breathing? You see, it’s like this now, right? It ‘s a little bit right . And I think many i (introverted type) people don’t want to open their mouths because of the world. When they think about a lot of things in their minds , they think of a lot more things that e (extroverted type) people don’t pay attention to at all. And I think the resonance at the beginning is that everyone understands. That feeling is a very beautiful feeling. I like this feeling , right? You see, I have a few resonance points with i (introverted type). One of them is that he can’t refuse others after three times. In fact, I can’t do it myself. It’s very difficult for me to do it. So our advertisement back then told you that three times is enough, and you only need to ask twice more, but I also There is a psychological burden. I feel that I have said it twice and people have rejected me. It is not three times, that is for sure. When Chunchun was preparing for the performance, I looked at the audience and when I shouted Li Yuchun, the third Li Yuchun must have come out. I couldn’t wait for the third one . Another thing is that I am also curious. For example, before, the four of us are i (introverted) people. When the four of us are together, will there be one e (extroverted) among the four people ? It’s like this. Chunchun, I have thought about it . In addition to our so -called personalities, we also have a professional personality . Yes
, if the four of us are together, my professional personality as a host will jump out and be stronger than my personality. I have to host this scene on the spot and can’t let the words drop. Those who understand understand, right? Too much. Every time you go on stage, you say goodbye to i (introverted) people , goodbye to i (introverted) people. There is also a message. You told your family that you work in Luo Yonghao’s live broadcast room, right? Why? Because in Shandong, you can’t engage in this kind of tertiary industry , that is, you can’t engage in unstable freelance jobs, right ? So you lied to your family and said that you have been doing live broadcasts in my place for 5 years, right?
Why did you choose Luo Yonghao’s live broadcast room ? Because it is actually more stable , right? He is the fourth among the four major live broadcast rooms, but the first three have been changing, so he has always been the only fourth among us. He is the thousand-year-old fourth. This fits the stereotype of my family. Then won’t they know about this program after it is broadcast ? Will they cut it out? Cut it out and show it to his family. Shuheng has always performed very well at work in our live broadcast room. As the founder of this company, I want to thank Shuheng’s parents for raising such a good child. Thank you. Every year, I buy something in Teacher Luo’s live broadcast room and give it to my family, saying that it is sent by the company, because it is a bit sad. The stereotype is that this year on June 18, let’s broadcast a show together, okay? Thank you for coming to live, it is completely confirmed, okay , that’s right, that’s right, that ’s right, I and the talk show are just for fun, and the talk show is just for fun. I
have to work on weekdays. My work is very saturated. Teacher and boss, we can do the June 18 special together , no problem. How do you feel about broadcasting live with the boss? It’s commonplace. We often meet in the company. Yes, we often say hello in the corridor of the company , but we have never broadcast together. They said that on June 18, 18 is not a suitable time. There is
another 818 later which can be coordinated with
the broadcast time of the program. What do you two think about the 818 live broadcast? It depends on what he likes because he is an i (introverted) person , so what kind of things can he talk about well or have enthusiasm to talk about and recommend to consumers ? It depends on him. I can handle it well. I recommend an idea to you. I don’t know if you are interested. Idea is not Idea . There is no erhua in British and American English. Let’s go on and say that I have an idea . Um, idea. The next person we are going to invite is another newcomer. Her life experience is very interesting , and her label is also very interesting. Come on, applause to welcome Xiaodie . She is here and can joke . A member, hello everyone. I’m Xiaodie, the butterfly in butterfly. My life story is very bizarre. To put it simply, my mother had undergone sterilization surgery before I was born. So the fact that I was able to be born meant that the surgery failed because the doctor’s skills were not good enough and I was not as lucky as him. The surgery is called tubal ligation. For popular science , it blocks the fallopian tubes of women. It is a permanent sterilization surgery. Everyone has to go through the fallopian tube track before birth, and I dug my track myself. When my mother first became pregnant, she didn’t think she was pregnant. She thought she was going to have early menopause and was very anxious, so she took some medicine to promote blood circulation and remove blood stasis . I was the one whose blood stasis wouldn’t dissolve. Then she realized that she seemed to be pregnant for several months. She became even more anxious because the fine for having a third child was very high, so she… I went to find the doctor who performed the surgery. Medical disputes are common. People die. The family members of the patients shouted, “Give me back my child. How can a healthy person be gone?” My mother went to the doctor and someone died. She said, “Give me back my child . How can a healthy person be gone?” The doctor had never seen such a scene. He thought my mother didn’t want the child and started to persuade her . The child was already here, what if it would be useful to keep it? My mother has a very serious hoarding habit . The sentence she can’t resist the most is ” keeping it will be useful. ” She was very confident at the time and said, “The child is useful to me if I keep it, and the money is useful to me too , so you can’t fine me.” Later, I was really not fined because the gender column on my birth certificate indicated medical accident. This gender is not in the United States . I was an outlaw from birth. Then these stories about my birth were widely circulated in the village. Among the villagers, my birth was comparable to the birth of the Monkey King, and it was a bit demonized , as if I jumped out of a stone . As soon as I jumped out, I shouted “surprise”, “mother”, “father”. I also heard from the villagers that my birth caused dissatisfaction among the original inhabitants of the family , that is, my brothers and sisters. They asked my parents more than once whether she would live in our house in the future. So later my parents discussed it and decided to donate the extra child to someone in need. In simple terms, they found a good family to adopt the child . Adoption replaces purchase. Actually, I can understand it because my parents are relatively old and my mother was not in good health at the time . She was a little anemic and wanted to replenish her blood. Fortunately, there was no Internet or second-hand platform in that era, otherwise I would be a baby on a second-hand platform as soon as I was born , and people would comment below on how new the baby is and whether the baby is still there. I have been idle at home for half a year. There was really a couple who planned to adopt me. They had been married for many years and had no children. They drove a shiny Mercedes- Benz to the village to pick me up. My mother gave me a bath and cleaned me up . When the couple came to pick me up, I burst into tears. My mother was reluctant to let me go. She made up some very strange reasons to ask the other person to drive the Mercedes-Benz back, saying that black cars are unlucky. I heard this story from others when I was a child . Every time I heard it, I would have nightmares at night that my parents didn’t want me. When I grew up, I knew what a Mercedes-Benz was . I really didn’t understand why my mother made up such strange reasons to say that other people’s Mercedes-Benz was unlucky. What else could be more auspicious when you already have a Mercedes-Benz? I asked my mother why she regretted it. She said that she had raised it for half a year and had developed feelings for it. At that time, I was crying so hard in her arms . I asked her if there was a possibility that if you put me in that Mercedes-Benz, I would start to laugh. I really wanted to go back and cover my mouth. I told her not to cry. If you keep crying, your mother will want you. Just like that, I became the youngest member of a rural family with three children . All the children went to families that didn’t need children. My mother really has a very serious hoarding habit. There are too many useful things left at home. She also kept my brother and sister ‘s childhood clothes. So I lost the freedom to wear clothes when I was born, and I also gained the freedom to wear clothes when I was young. Her dressing style can be sweet or salty , very retro , and she wears vintage clothes . I was in the first grade at that time , and I inherited all the books from my older brothers and sisters in elementary and junior high school . My older brothers and sisters didn’t study at all. Their books were too new, and my mother couldn’t bear to throw them away. So the scene at that time was that I was wearing my sister’s clothes and holding her used exercise books and standing in front of the teacher who taught her. This scene was very strange. I felt that the teacher was confused. Was it that the bad student she taught that year came back to take her life? And everyone said that textbooks were the most authoritative, but I didn’t believe my textbooks at all , because the textbooks in those years were revised, and I was using the previous version . How should I put it? The Bird’s Nest was almost built. In my book, Beijing was still bidding for the Olympic Games. My class was like playing a game called Find the Difference. Other people’s books have eight planets in the solar system, but I have nine. Once I checked the text, I realized that the text in their books had to be recited in full , but I only needed to read it aloud. So at that time, although everyone was using the People’s Education Press version of the book , I was taught by an old man, and I was in Old school (old-school school) I also complained to the teacher that the books my parents gave me were old books. At that time, the teacher casually said that you have to forgive your parents because they are also parents for the first time . After that, he was silent . If he hadn’t been silent, I wouldn’t have noticed that the books my parents used were also used by others. They were third-hand. They were parents for the third time and they were still third-hand . But fortunately, when I was in the fifth grade, I had brand new textbooks because compulsory education was universal and textbook fees were waived. So what supported me was not my family but my country and more positive energy. Later, I was admitted to one of the top 100 high schools in the country. On the first day of the first year of high school , I was really happy because I knew that the useful books left at home were I don’t need these things anymore. Fortunately, my brother and sister didn’t get into high school . My mom was also very happy that day . She showed off to others, saying, “Look, I told you to keep them, they’ll be useful . I don’t care whether they’re useful or not, my life is about to start anew. I’ll stop here. Thank you, everyone, my great grandson, Shu Hengwei, and Xiaodie. The ticket lock countdown is here. Thank you, Xiaodie, for your performance. So, Xiaodie, your label says, “I’m here, I’m here . ” That’s what you just said in your talk show. Yes, this is my life slogan. On the one hand, in the competition , it’s “I’m here for this competition. ” In fact, a bigger saying is, ” I’m here for this world. ” All four of them were photographed. The first one to be photographed was Chunchun, and then the three of us People may be in a lucky place in the end . She likes to be lucky . I think it may be Xiaodie ‘s own story or life sample. I think it may be too unique. So when I was listening to her story, I felt that there were many details that she shared with us. I think this actually requires great courage. I think I can get a lot of energy from the story she told. So I think this is why I want to applaud. Thank you. I think I must applaud. But I will say two other points first. Shuheng ended too quickly just now. You actually stretched it for a while . I think the air was a little deflated. If it could have ended earlier, I think it would be relatively Better yet, there is another question. This is a very rich topic . Just like what Chunchun said just now, it is a very unique topic worth talking about, but it is actually very heavy for us . So you find that many times we dare not laugh . Yes, this is actually because we need to find more jokes like Geely to break it up. But the atmosphere you talked about this year is better than that of last year and the year before last because we are also improving , our acceptance and our boundaries are also being broadened by you. But I think it is like this. No one has ever reviewed their own journey in this way. I think it is worth talking about. I filmed this point of Teacher Lu Yu. When I was listening, I was thinking, didn’t you say that you came out after the vasectomy , right? You are The unstoppable young lady , did I guess wrong? There was a period in the middle where you were quite down, and it dragged on for quite a while because the opening didn’t feel that good and didn’t meet your expectations , so you were a little bored, right? Because I’m also an i (introverted) person, yes , that’s me . I would be very nervous on stage. This venue is really a huge challenge for offline contestants , and everyone can hear the script. Today’s performance was a little bit off, which is a pity. And about you, I sometimes feel that some Chinese parents are really rough-minded and don’t know the harm to their children. I’m the fourth child in my family , and I was going to have an abortion. At that time, I was sent to the countryside, and my parents went to the clinic and saw flies everywhere. You know, the so-called barefoot doctors , the kind who have not received strict medical training. So we were scared and came back. Don’t tell me about this in the future . I grew up… They kept saying that they didn’t want you in the first place. Yes, they would keep reinforcing this thing , so it put a great burden on you. It was only after I served my parents very well that I was able to completely get rid of this. So I think that as you become famous at a high speed and find that dignity in front of your parents , this matter can be resolved. Yes , I really want to hear the comments of our screenwriter teacher. From my own aesthetic point of view, I particularly like the joke of adopting instead of buying, because I think some things don’t just sound hellish, they are actually hellish. So I think that if it is a more theatrical environment , everyone may feel more secure, and the laughter may be better . Yes, and I also like Xiaodie’s style . Xiaodie is indeed the most literal woman with the strongest vitality I have ever seen, so thank you. I hope you can express more later. Applause again for Xiaodie’s wonderful performance. Let’s also invite Sun Shuheng back to the stage Please stand in the voting area. Let’s first take a look at the number of votes given to the two by the Laughter Friends Group. Sun Shuheng 30, Xiaodie 40. After all the friends in the audience finished voting, the votes for the two were as follows. I think the difference should not be too far. Yes
, it’s about the same, maybe , but I personally still prefer Sun Shuheng a little more . I prefer Xiaodie. It should be very close, I think around 240. Xiaodie 234 votes are not low, it’s really close. Congratulations to Xiaodie for entering the promotion area , etc. , etc. , etc. , etc. Hold on (wait a moment), and use the wait light directly . I used mine. The reason for using it is to say it out loud. The reason is that I have seen both of their works, whether it is the script or the previous performance, and I think they are all first-class. But to be honest, today, on this stage, the performances of both of them were not their best performances. I think the two of them are evenly matched today , that’s for sure . So I used my wait light, yes, so Xiaodie and Sun Shuheng both entered the promotion area