李宇春脱口秀首秀，并且李宇春曾拒绝给罗永浩代言丨《脱口秀和Ta的朋友们 第二季》 STAND-UP COMEDY2
Hello, everyone. Welcome to “Talk Show and His Friends” sponsored by Meituan Flash Purchase. Welcome everyone. I ‘m very happy to see you again. A year has passed , and the talk show is still here, and I’m still here. In fact, I said on the show last year that I hope the show can be popular, but I’m afraid that if it’s too popular, it will definitely abandon me. So it’s best if the show can be popular, but not too popular. At that time, I said something on the show. I said that it would be popular to the right degree , and it would be good to be popular just right. As a result, my words came true. It was indeed not that popular. Of course, this is not my credit alone, but also the efforts of all the contestants last season and the laughter friends group. I still came this year because my relationship with this show is that I am the original couple. We do have an emotional foundation and we have been together for a long time. Besides, we can’t leave each other when we get older, right ? If we want to leave, we have to wait until the children have all performed on the Spring Festival Gala . This year, there are many children. This year, there are a total of 59 groups of children. It seems that more and more people are friends with the talk show. At the same time, there are more people who perform on the Spring Festival Gala here. Our show is the Avenue of Stars of the talk show. The laughter friends group are still those old friends , Luyu and Da Zhangwei We are all very familiar with each other . We are not just friends and family. We can definitely write them into the family tree of the program. Welcome, you two. Another old friend, Mr. Luo Yonghao. Why didn’t I say he could be written into the family tree? Because he occasionally, but also very often, he would visit across the street. I was very afraid. I treated him as a family member. He just wanted to make friends with us. The three of them are the golden lineup of talk shows. We wanted to be on the same stage last year, but the three of you were not able to be on the same stage together . This year, we got together . Today, our Wangzha combination gathered for the first time in the program. Let’s comment on each other. Mr. Luo , Mr. Luyu and Da Zhangwei. I think in the past 20 years, if there was no Da Zhangwei in the Chinese entertainment industry, I would think that the word “entertainment” would be a bit far-fetched. And then I am not that outstanding. I would be shy when I see you. It’s too scary . In addition, in the past 20 years in China, if there was no Mr. Luyu’s character interview , we might have seen more non-characters in this kind of program . So in this sense, I feel fortunate. I am very happy to be on the same stage with these two teachers, because Mr. Luo and I have a special and wonderful fate , and Mr. Luo has always been in the talk show industry , always protecting everyone, and I have always been protecting him. The two of us together are “Luo Dayou”. I am very happy , and in my mind, Mr. Luo is a pillar wherever he goes. But when Mr. Luo came to the talk show , he was willing to put himself down and become a bridge, right, so that others can become better through him ? So we have to applaud and encourage Mr. Luo. Thank you . It’s Mr. Luyu. Mr. Luyu and I are together. Our CP (partner) name is just like a joke about edamame . We say Luyu Da Zhangwei “Lu Dachang” and Mr. Luyu in my mind is like a white paint. There are many paints that feel very bright, but without white paint to brighten them, they won’t stand out. So Mr. Luyu is the brightening ambassador of our show , and Mr. Shaogang, Mr. Shaogang, you are me , I don’t need No matter whether to use it or not, we must say you are our emperor. We can step on you . No, we won’t be angry if we step on you , right? Our teacher Dadi has been supporting us. Our teacher Shaogang, let’s applaud and encourage teacher Shaogang . Teacher Luyu has praised you to this extent. It’s so brilliant. Let teacher Luyu comment on you two. If it weren’t for Lao Luo, I would definitely not enter the talk show circle. When I was hesitating whether to try talk show, one of the only two people I asked before was Lao Luo. I said I didn’t dare. He persuaded me well and moved me with reason and emotion. Finally, I dared to enter rashly. So I especially thank Lao Luo. Thank you very much . In my mind, Lao Luo represents a very high level of speaking , that is, he can speak well but also have a huge and powerful aura. This is a way of speaking that I particularly appreciate. Da Zhangwei represents another way of speaking, which makes me feel at ease. So I am happy and at ease to cooperate with the two of them. I am very happy. Thank them. Do you have a name for your group ? I’ve been thinking about it all the way but I still can’t come up with it, but the staff said that the name that was spread privately is Lu Dachui. Lu Dachui . In fact, if we use our Lu Yu , then Mr. Luo, LL , and I’m D , right? We just happen to be the cheerleading team , so we can come. Welcome again to our cheerleading team of this year’s Laughing Friends Group, in addition to the three of you, we also have a new friend. Knowing that he is coming, all of our contestants are very, very happy and just want to be friends with him because he is very popular among young people. We originally said that we don’t have to wait until he comes before starting recording, but this friend said that we do n’t have to wait. Normal recording will take half an hour. Let me introduce it to you. It is Meituan Flash Purchase, a faster way to shop . It has everything for food, drinks, and entertainment. It can be delivered in 30 minutes. How can I describe this speed ? It arrived as soon as we said a few words. And this time, Meituan Flash Purchase did not come by itself. It also brought us a new friend. Let’s give a round of applause. Li Yuchun is so handsome . It feels like it’s already midnight at the New Year’s Eve party. Hi everyone, I’m Chris Lee. I came to participate in the talk show this time because I’ve watched a lot of jokes performed by the actresses here . They made me, an introvert, have an urge to express myself . I also want to go to the table, but they said, “This is called changing tables. You can stand on the table wherever you want. ” Actually, I feel very, very stressed when I do the talk show this time because I’ve never done it before. Although I have the urge to create when I hear the jokes , it’s a musical urge, not a talk (speech). It’s not my job nor what I ‘m good at. But as a friend of talk shows, I have to say that I don’t want to be a friend of talk shows now. I want to be an enemy of talk shows . Talk shows are very popular, and they are popular at the right time. I have met Xu Zhisheng twice before. The first time we passed each other, I called him Xu Zhisheng and he ran away. The second time was in the gym. I called his name in the same way and he ran away. I ran too. We ran for a long time because we were both on the treadmill. I was just running, but Zhisheng thought I was chasing stars. Today, I want to clarify something here. Zhisheng, I am not your fan. I am a fan of Bu Jingyun. It’s worth my whole life. This is the first time I have clarified a rumor because it is the worst one among all the rumors. In fact, there have been many rumors about me since my debut. At the age of 20, people said I was the daughter of a milk tycoon. At the age of 30, people said I married an old French man. At the age of 40, people said I was completely defeated by fate and sat in a wheelchair with no one to inherit my property . In comparison , I think the hot searches on Weibo are more friendly. They are just asking who put the skirt on Chris Lee. I will officially respond that I wore it myself and I want to do a popular science article. A skirt is a kind of clothing that is wrapped around the waist without trouser legs. It is not a secondary sexual characteristic of a person. It is not worth it whether a person wears a skirt or not . Even wearing a skirt with new pants is not worthy of being on the hot search. What should I wear? In fact, I always choose it myself. Even for some fashion activities. The first time I cooperated with an international top stylist, the other party wanted me to cosplay Marilyn Monroe. He thought very simply. He thought I was a super symbol of China. Marilyn Monroe was a super symbol of the United States. The skirt was a super symbol of women. They could be mixed. I replied him a super symbol representing rejection . I don’t want to be Monroe No. 2. I want to be Chunchun No. 1. I shot an advertisement for a brand before. The slogan was ” You deserve it “. I told the client that I don’t want to say “You deserve it “. I want to say “I deserve it ” . The client said no, you must say “You deserve it “. I said ” You say you deserve it , doesn’t that mean I deserve it?” He was stunned by my question and said “You have a strong subjectivity”. I talked to you for a few words and I, the client, had become an object. I said “Object, you deserve it”. In that era , just because I was different from the image of girls that everyone knew, some people gave me a nickname. I experienced large-scale cyber violence a long time ago. Now that the times have progressed , they say that the titles of “brother” and “master ” are actually honorifics for powerful women. I think then, in this way, “sister” and “nai” can also be honorifics for powerful men. For example, Mr. Luo has a broad vision, so he is named Nai Luo . Ms. Zhang Shaogang is skilled in hosting, so he is named Sister Gang, Da Zhang Wei . You are just a singer, so just be an ordinary teacher. Of course, these are just assumptions. If you want to ask me about my true feelings, I can only say that I can only say that to this day I still dare not go to Chen Xiaochun’s concert as a guest, for fear of hearing those two words. I can’t always correct others when I hear them and say, “You should still call us Chunchun.” I am Chunchun No. 1 and he is Chunchun No. 2. This year is my 20th year in work. I vaguely felt since last year that everyone was waiting for me to do something big, so on April 1 this year, I proposed to organize a large-scale marathon to give back to the vast number of corns who have accompanied me all the way . Of course, the corns did not disappoint. My proposal was met with widespread grief, saying that Li Yuchun bullied the elderly, and there were also people It’s okay to challenge traditional aesthetics, but we can’t abandon traditional virtues. I don’t know whether the marathon will be held , but what I really want to express is that I will continue to run this one-person marathon in my life. I don’t want to sit in a wheelchair, I want to be myself. Thank you everyone. I’m Li Yuchun. This is Chunchun’s first time to talk show. How do you feel ? I actually wanted to bring a musical instrument to this stage called “back off” , but fortunately I didn’t use it. Then, when I was preparing, I was actually watching my heart rate. My heart rate has actually entered the fat-burning heart rate. I feel really nervous. Chunchun also prepared a surprise for everyone, which will be given to you at the end of this stage. Another warm round of applause to welcome Chunchun to join the laughter friends group. Thank you, Chunchun. Before that, I would like to ask Teacher Luo one more question. Did you know Teacher Chunchun before? No, but we still have some origins and intersections. For example , when we were doing Smartisan Technology, we wanted to find some public figures with very unique personalities to be spokespersons, so our marketing department We also approached Li Yuchun at that time, but when we found her, her team refused. But we don’t know the reason. Why don’t you share the reason with us today ? Did you see that it was going to go bankrupt at that time or not? At that time, I thought that Hammer Phone was a very unique brand, but I don’t know if you can sense it. But as a Sichuanese, I may not be able to tell my family , my mother and relatives that I endorsed Hammer , which is an insult in Sichuan. Yes, that ’s right, because I want to say that if that advertisement is everywhere on the streets, I will not be able to face my fellow countrymen and I will not be able to explain it. By the way, my wife is your die-hard fan and has supported you for 20 years. So I liked it very much at that time and thought it was very unique. I liked it very much. Now our laughter friends group is all together. Mr. Luo, can you share with us whether you have specific expectations for specific contestants? I have higher expectations for new contestants and hope to put enough pressure on the old contestants. I have deep feelings for many of the old contestants . Last season, I could feel that many of them were in a state where I reached a creative bottleneck but was about to break through, so I really hope that they can make another step forward this season . A peak that I’m really looking forward to, because on this stage, if you tell a joke, sometimes it’s accurate and sometimes it ‘s not, right? It ‘s unpredictable , but you should not be arrogant when you win and not be discouraged when you lose , right? You can’t be discouraged when you lose, or you will become depressed. If you keep being depressed like this, you will be depressed endlessly. Don’t be depressed like this. Funny or not, just say it bravely. I think it’s great. We are here to have fun. We have a new slogan this year, which is to use talk show to gently fight with life. Why not a big fight? Because no one can beat talk show. It ‘s great . I think talk show is a very good way for all actors to gently fight with life in real life and then use a humorous way to use talk show to describe their predicaments and experiences. It should be called admitting defeat to keep safe. Okay , next season, okay, okay , so I also hope that our talk show actors’ wonderful talk show performances will also give friends who have similar predicaments in life an experience and feeling of gently fighting with life. Let’s take a look at the real protagonists. The 59 groups of contestants are already in the preparation room, ready to see how it turns out. Here we are , ok, everyone, hurry up and get ready. We’ll hang up first, and leave more of your wonderful things on the stage. Come on, everyone, come on