【Multi Sub 】EP12-2：五哈泳池大乱斗，马頔带伤出场 爆笑不断！《哈哈哈哈哈S5》HAHAHAHAHA S5
Hello, we are here. There are new friends and old friends among our flying guests. Look, new friends , old friends, don’t look, old friends, go back quickly, okay. First, we would like to invite our old friend Lu Hu who came to “Hahahahahaha” for half an episode. Please help me take a screenshot. I will post it on WeChat Moments. Hello, Lu Hu, Lu Hu, here I am , Lu Hu, I am here again , again, Lu Hu, welcome , Lu Hu , they didn’t tell you about this segment. Don’t take it seriously. Did I not tell you that this segment would be launched? Yes, I did. So which camera is filming it? Let me see the makeup and hair. Aren’t they having a concert? Yes , it’s tens of thousands of people. Yes, it ‘s beautiful . It’s great. It’s great . It’s finally. Congratulations, thanks . Okay, let us invite our new friend, our young singer Xilin Nayi Gao. Hello, Xilin, hello, everyone. Hello. Okay , let us invite the very emotional singing group Good Sister Band. Hello, everyone, welcome . The song I sang at the graduation ceremony was yours. How could it be true? Hello, brother Chao, welcome , hello. Okay , if everyone is so official, then there will be no next one. It is a group with a particularly large number of people. It’s not that there were not so many before . There are more and more . Wait a minute, wait a minute. Hello to you , you are so good that you guessed it. Of course, official, official , hello . See you again. See you again. Official is more official. Welcome . See you
again . Welcome all the way. It feels like winning an award. Good official. It ’s a bit wrong not to get a certificate and a trophy . The soundtrack has to stand up, too. The next one will bow, okay? The next one will need a hand, and the next one will be lifted up . It can’t be official anymore. If the guests who come out later are still so official, then don’t come out again, okay? In this way, the next one will be pushed in directly, okay? Okay , really? We can catch the guests for them. How do we push the next one ? Thank you , sister Yali . Hello. Is this a direct way to appear? Go here. Thank you, everyone . Hello, long time no see. Hello , Yali , long time no see. I listened to you. Why didn’t you listen to my songs when you grew up? I’ve heard your songs by the swimming pool and the fountain. Okay, and the last one is really an old friend. It’s just that our health is not very good. Please protect him. If you are not in good health, don’t come to the variety show. Our recently very popular teacher Ma writes songs in three days. Write songs in three days. Write songs in three days. Write songs in three days. Simple . Don’t. My waist is not good. I know my waist is not good. I know. I hold my shoulder. This is still the authoritative teacher Ma. The authoritative teacher Ma has a waist injury, right? My waist is injured . How about you sit down ? I’m fine. I can stand. You have to have dignity, right? A man has to stand to have dignity . Don’t force me to “commit a crime”. I ‘m telling you , it’s okay. We welcome all our guests. Because there are many people today, come and sit down. Everyone, sit down . It’s like this. Our singing party requires groups to cooperate with each other, but we haven’t decided who will sing with whom and what songs . Today we will decide this through the game session , and then everyone will go to rehearsal . In the first session, our fixed guests have to choose the singer they will cooperate with. We choose . For our level , it’s a bit unfair for me to choose others . I accept being chosen . I think first of all , we are not singers, so there should be some preferential conditions
for us. Aren’t you a singer? Aren’t you? How come I’m not a singer? I just want to get this song “Super Hero” by Chao Ge. It’s already a top song in terms of the number of likes. It ‘s really amazing . The number of likes is very high . And there are thousands of people listening to it online every day. Huzi, what you said is wrong. He Ge has released ninety songs. What should you do if you say that? Every time you mention it, there will be twenty more songs. Every time you mention it, there will be twenty more songs. I will have two thousand songs soon. It’s like this. Our first part is to test our own music appreciation ability. Don’t embarrass yourself, okay? Guess the song title . The songs we guess are all familiar songs. You know who will play the song here. Jump into this swimming ring and you can answer the questions. How do you jump in ? You have to stand underneath and then jump in. This swimming ring is equivalent to the mat we used when we guessed the song titles before . You can answer the questions when you get inside , and you get one point for each correct answer . Those who get three points will go up first and let them choose the starting point first . The starting point is here. Okay, let’s get ready, come on. Hanyu is so strong. He just shook my hand and I almost knelt. That couple looks very physically fit. You see, they are already in the preparatory position. Wait a minute, Hanyu, your position is too close, right ? It’s okay, Hanyu, leave it to me, Brother Chao, you go . Actually, Mianzi can’t participate. Why? Because he is so good, and his music library is not suitable for Zulan. Zuo Lan, no, I’m not the music library. It’s you. Everyone in the Greater Bay Area will be with you. Start from Hong Kong, China. Okay , blow the whistle and start . Okay, this is easy to guess . I know , I know, I know. There are no rules in recording this program. All rules can be broken . Okay, guess. This is too easy to guess. This is so easy to guess . Everyone in this song has to swim in it . Let’s put it together. Okay . The second song is “Wild Child”. Su Yunying’s ” Wild Child” . Su Yunying’s ” Wild Child”. “Wild Child” , right ? It’s still “Wild Child”. ” Wild Child” When it arrives in Beijing, it’s “Wild Child”. “Wild Child” in Beijing is “Wild Child”. Brother Chao, pass it to me
, give it to whoever you put it on, okay? Put one on, put one on , put one on , stand in your position, put the mole on Su Yunying’s Coconut “Wild Child”. It doesn’t count. It’s not Coconut. Wait a minute, this question is invalid. Beautiful
because Zuo Lan is asking what song they are singing, “Wild Child”. Who sang it ? Su Yunying’s “Wild Child”.
Su Yunying’s “Wild Child”. You have off-site information. Brother changed the song . I can’t hear it either. Sometimes you have to wait until the first sentence is sung. I know “You Were a Teenager”. 《You Were A Teenager》 How come you listen to so many songs ? Doesn’t this song have the same name as our song? Of course I remember Wang Mian. You said five words . The first word is you . You know everything about flying. Look at others. Do you think profession is something that can be obtained casually? Yes. If you ask me about the games I played, I can’t answer any of them. Okay, let’s ask our flying guests to give a clue and a clue to this song. That ‘s good . You don’t know, right? I know. Thank you. This group is made up of three people. You are beautiful and you don’t swim very fast. You named “Love Apartment” the wrong song. He may not know it if you put it on. You gave it to Chen He. He gave him the biggest stage. It was embarrassing. He gave him the biggest stage. He must know it. Flash. I also thought it was called “Love Apartment”. Brother He, you still dare to guess the song title. “My Future Tense” is sung by Guo Caijie . That’s right . I thought it was okay. You helped me try it. I also thought it was called “Love Apartment”. “Love Apartment”, I have watched it so many times. I don’t know the song at all. I’ll go with me. I’ll sit with the young girl. Goodbye , goodbye . Play old songs . Yes, just be nice to us. We are old. Song library, you see that old man has been lying there all the time, brother , who can’t guess this? What song is it? Today, only the remaining body is there to greet the glorious years , hold tight to freedom in the wind and rain, good standard Mandarin, all is fine. It’s not him, how to go up, be careful, right, it’s over, I’m a zero , this is so difficult, this song is too difficult, Shuimu Nianhua , who is called what, big brother , what is Shuimu Nianhua, who is it, what are you doing , no song is sung , Hanyu , if you can’t answer it, you’re done , you’re “dead”. If you can’t answer it, you’re done, you’ll be called Zhang Hanyu in the future . Isn’t he called Gao Hanyu? A girl came to him in Xinjiang, Gao Hanyu , Zhang Hanyu, sing slowly and smoothly , all the possible songs have been sung, the last sentence, what is accompanying? Accompany what? Accompany in the previous sentence, you’re done, the previous word, how come you’re accompanying ? The person was changed too quickly, this is a fight, this is a fight, my brother Xiao Miao, now our professional singing and dancing singer Gao Hanyu is the worst, “Running”, the speed is 70 miles per hour, the mood is free , right , this is your song , even if the fate is displaced, the fate is displaced, good, Deng Chao scores one point, this can’t be grabbed by anyone, this is too slippery, this circle is good, now it’s Deng Chao, Fan Zhiyi, Chen He Zuo Lan barely made it past Hanyu. No one grabbed this one. This can be said to be without a prelude. You can’t even sing Teacher He’s songs. Hanyu ‘s show was in vain. Jump into the water on the spot. Okay, now the singers are ready. Who do you want to cooperate with? Please stand behind him. This is too exciting. I think we should choose someone with a similar tune. I really don’t know. Brother Chao is more suitable. Brother Chao is more suitable . Okay, let’s choose Lao Fan. I think Fan Zhiyi should be him. After all, we have the deepest roots. For our generation, we really look at his ball. Agree , get ready, start choosing . What? I’ll represent you. Yes , it’s almost the same . There are so many of us. I choose baby. Who is your baby? It ‘s Chen He. Your He. This is too sincere . This is too sincere. I want to choose this. This is great. I stood up and was on crutches. Okay, let’s look back. Beautiful , so we two have no choice, no choice, we will perform alone . Come on, brother Chao, you choose one, me and Yali. Shuimu Nianhua came too straightforward. Gao Hanyu and Xilinnayi · Gao’s pride , Good Sister Band and Huzi, let’s choose again, okay, then Huzi will choose Zulan, right? I chose Hanyu . Hanyu is taken. Hanyu is taken. It ‘s over. Teacher Zulan, this is a complete dive. Zulan chose to squat on the side. Don’t be crowded with them at all. Brother Zulan, my song is okay in primary and secondary schools. Brother has the keepsake. Do you want to choose him ? You must choose him. Look at Menghui. Brother is so good. I also hope to expand the market of primary and secondary schools. Yes, Hao Mianmian and Good Sister Band, what song will you sing in the next session? We will draw a line in the middle, and the songs are all on the small flags . Your two feet cannot leave the yellow mat. Reach out to reach the flag. Sing the song based on the flag you get. One person reaches for you, and the other people in your group help him to balance. I only have one person to reach this, reach this, isn’t it? This is also a part of him , it’s also a part of him. Do you want to sing it? You can all sing it anyway. “Later” It matches “Finding Myself”, okay
. What are you fighting for? No one is fighting for “You in My Life”. Indeed, no one is fighting for “The Price of Love”. How about “My Future Tense”. This is graduation season . We have to sing what the college students want . This is to give them experience. Don’t sing it for them. We will go in order of their grades. The first group is Deng Chao and Huang Yali. I thought of a way . I caught the sign in the air and threw it back, but at that time I hadn’t entered the water yet. I know , for example, this is Qi Yali, which means to fly out and grab it in the air and throw it back to me. Then snap it in the air, yes, you two. This is the cartoon “Nezha 3”. I ‘m looking forward to the practice. I’m looking forward to it. Be careful with your waist. Let’s try it first. Be safe. Use the wind . Your feet are still on the mat. Come on, come on, Brother Chao’s feet are on the mat. You failed. Did you fly over? Did you do it? I did it, didn’t you ? But it didn’t do it. It didn’t do it . It didn’t fly over. It’s exactly the same as I imagined . The description is different. Yes, the same as I imagined. There is a problem with the description. Yes , but it’s not me. It’s more appropriate. It’s coming , it’s beautiful . It flies out in the air and gets it. I catch it in the air. Beautiful , beautiful , beautiful , beautiful. Throw it here . Did you get it? Throw it here. It’s beautiful . The flag of “Gardenia Blossoms” has landed. I wish all the audience friends can get ashore. Okay , come on, ” Horse” , send “Horse” to fish out “Horse”. Slow down , slow down, okay? ” Horse”, okay? What did you say? ” Horse”, take the flag, take a few flags , take as many as you want , okay ? Don’t throw the “Horse” in in “My Future Tense”. Do n’t let the “Horse” go down. “Horse” be nice to “me”. You won’t take this. You can’t get it, okay. ” ” Hold on tight.” ” Hold on tight.” ” No , it’s wet. I need to put it back in. It’s quite difficult. I think it will be more convenient to lie down. Let me try
lying down, right? You see, I touch the water when I lie down. The upper body can touch the water , and the feet do n’t leave the mat. The upper body can touch the water , but the feet can’t touch the water. Is this walking “My Future Tense”? He insisted that I change people. Can my butt go down? My butt can . We will help you hold it and he will slide down. This kind of mutual help is really rare now. In fact, right , walk forward slowly. No, brothers, otherwise let it go and help me move forward a little. I’ve already moved forward. I’ve already moved forward. If I go down again, I’ll go down too. No, come on, come on, move forward again, forward again. Hanyu, don’t (let go). Hanyu, don’t, you’ve gone too far. You’ve gone a little too far. Hurry up. It’s not good to hold it. Send it a little forward. Send it a little faster . Hurry up, hurry up. Go forward. Take that hook, take that hook, take one, and then take it to reach it. Just this one, take it to reach it. There are two . You still need to buy vegetables, brother, hurry up “You Are in My Life” “You Are My Life” has been completed. You get up. You try your best to get up. Lift it up. It ‘s okay . It’s ok, you’ve worked hard . Do we still need to fight for “You in My Life”? You ‘ve worked hard, everyone. You’ve worked hard. Can you give “me” back to me? “My Future Tense” means giving “me” back to them. Don’t bother me . Come on, friends , come on, it’s ok. It’s so awesome, right? In fact, this is how you should hold it. Your core is so strong. You can almost stretch it. Leave some for us. Take a break. Just like that. Be beautiful . Be beautiful . Awesome. Come on, brother, your whole body is leaning backwards. “Seesaw” is almost there. Almost there. Why is it getting farther and farther away? Wait a break. No, no, I’ll go down first and come up first . That ‘s it. Do you have this? Give me one, brother. You try it. You’re afraid you’ll have no clothes, right? It’s almost gone. Come on , just now, actually, you were just a little bit short. You got it. Okay , I got the last set. I think I’ll be more comfortable sideways. Sideways to him , no problem , no problem. Take your hand out for backstroke and you’ll float up. It’s amazing , awesome . Throw it up , throw it directly up, and then take it. We want “Find Yourself”. Please help us get it, otherwise it will get farther and farther, brother “Find Yourself”. “Find Yourself” it drifted away. Who threw “Find Yourself” to me? Okay, that’s enough. You still want to take it. Keep it here . We want you to live. I’m telling you, you just watched that shampoo commercial for beautiful hair, right? It comes out of it over and over again . There’s a business opportunity. Take a break . Okay, Yali, what did your group draw? Ours is “Gardenia Blossoms”. Chen He and Ma’s group drew this one. He sang a world-famous song solo. He sang this song solo . Because I’m really not as contagious as him to sing this song. I really am, and this may require some small singing and dancing. I don’t have the waist to do it. So he is excellent. I think he’s fine . No, Ma must rush up. Ma, everyone who wants to hear Ma sing this song, please applaud. If you don’t want to listen to this song, please applaud. It’s annoying . You can believe in yourself, come on. I’ve already thrown “I”. Okay, Wang Mian, good sister group, Okay, Wang Mian, good sister group, which one did you draw? “Later”, “The Brightest Star in the Night Sky”, “Running”, and “Those Years”. Awesome. Four rich people in the music library “The Story of Time”. The representative song of primary and secondary school “Friends Like You” and “Goodbye”. “Goodbye” and “The Price of Love”. Okay, we will be back to the rehearsal place in the afternoon . You may want to divide the lyrics for the lower tune. If we want to exchange the songs we drew , you can discuss it among yourselves. Okay, we will be here tomorrow for rehearsal. The afternoon songs will start around five o’clock. Thank you for your hard work in rehearsal. I hope to bring a wonderful performance to all the graduates tomorrow . Thank you for believing in us. We believe. Let’s go to rehearsal . I have to change to “You in My Life”. I can exchange with you for “Finding Myself”. Let’s sing ” The Brightest Star in the Night Sky” for the last one, “Superhero”. Everyone will sing together, right?