【哈哈哈哈哈 第五季】第11期下：李乃文vs范志毅 不老之星荣誉之战！《哈哈哈哈哈S5》HAHAHAHAHA S5
Let’s welcome Mr. Li Naiwen. Are you here to challenge me? “The Great North-South Variety Showdown” Are you very smart? Are you very smart? Brother. It depends on who I’m compared with. You used bad language. No, I didn’t. No cheating. Say it. Right. Big brother. We choose bungee jumping. It’s transparent. It’s so high. It’s fine as long as you don’t look down. This is thrilling. Lanlan. We’re family. Partner is fine, partner. Alright, what ride are you choosing this round? Which one spins the most? Actually, the pirate ship isn’t that bad. But I really have seen that someone on the other side threw up. And the people sitting on the other side got it all. They got it all. Seriously, that’s disgusting. When you get on, don’t you just go down, then up, like this, or swing back and forth. Switch places. Then let’s do the pirate ship. Four on each side. No way, I can’t handle it at all. Bro, you can do it. I can’t. First time seeing bro say “I can’t.” So from now on, to mess with bro we have to come to the amusement park, right? Or how about this— If we lose If we ride the pirate ship Then the big brother will ride the Ferris wheel alone for one round The Ferris wheel is not okay either Not as good as big brother That’s even worse, big brother Even the carousel spins The carousel is not okay either Ferris wheel Are you serious? Carousel Ferris wheel You stand over there You’re already as tall as that carousel horse What are you still afraid of? No, once it starts spinning, I can’t handle it Spinning is not okay either Once it spins, it’s not okay But don’t you have to spin when you dribble the ball? That’s fine But the Ferris wheel also goes in circles It’s slow I can still handle that I can’t What do you choose? Whatever you want us to do We’ll do it We’ve already become servants “Wolf Servant” Then how about this Let’s do Pirate Ship Let’s not waste time Okay Okay Okay Our next game is actually a hearing test Hearing Hearing, memory, and reaction Mainly focused on hearing We’ll use speakers to play someone’s laughter Everyone rushes to grab a cushion Each correct answer earns a point It’s the sound of a specific person’s laughter For example, Ren Zhong’s laughter You have to guess it’s Ren Zhong laughing Then go up and say the name Actually, I haven’t really heard Brother Zhong laugh If you mention Brother Zhong Then Brother Xian hasn’t even spoken Xian, make some noise so I can hear you. Just make a sound. No, you don’t have to laugh. Just make a sound, that’s enough. Don’t let him hear it. As long as you can recognize yourself, that’s fine. This is real. Did you record our laughter, or… Not you guys. It’s the whole entertainment industry. The whole entertainment industry. After work, I rarely interact with people. I only make friends with computers. The ones we’re familiar with. Like Ma Di’s laughter. Do you know? Come on, let’s not talk too much. Let’s start. Play it, go ahead. Does this count? I guess it’s you. Did you play it? Is this a human sound? Is this a person? Who laid an egg? Isn’t it a monkey? Is this a man or a woman? I have no idea. I can’t tell if it’s human. Teacher He Jiong. Answer one at a time. I’ll give you two. Let’s change it. Let’s switch to another one. Change it. Switch to another. You reveal the answer. Let’s see if we can avoid him in the future. Reveal the answer, right? Wang Baoqiang. Wang Baoqiang Cut this part out. Cut it. No. Wang Baoqiang Baoqiang Baoqiang It’s that simple. Baoqiang, Baobao Baobao Baobao Look. You can tell right away it’s Baobao. I can even imagine his expression. Can you make it a bit harder? Yeah. He always laughs like that. Can you make it a bit harder? You dare to put this kind of question first? Right? Chao-ge Use this to replace the previous one. Cut out everything from earlier. Or just use the one from before. Yeah. We can’t even be friends anymore. Okay. Big brother She’s laughing at you. The old wounds haven’t healed yet. And now there are new ones. Hurry up. She’s laughing slowly. I really can’t do this. Then come back, friends. Come back, let’s go. Let’s go. Female. Female. Female. Sorry. Sorry. I thought you didn’t notice. This is pretty scary. From the Greater Bay Area. Hurry. Cai’er. Shaofen. Sister Liangliang. That’s not right. Really, very familiar. Especially with me? Can you cut out the first two parts for me? I can skip answering, but please cut it out for me. G.E.M. G.E.M. Ziqi. I was just tricking you earlier. Come on, brothers! Next. Li Dan. Yes. Nice. The beluga is performing. Beluga. You really do look a bit like it. Li Dan, you never win. I’m too far away. Come. Lao Jiu. Peng Yuchang. Yes. One second too late. Me. Me. Me. You didn’t say the name. Okay. Did I say I couldn’t? Who am I Who am I Who am I Can’t I speak for myself? Who am I No one calls me Did I say I can’t? Everyone, pay attention next time Come on, let’s continue So bad Next is Chen He Chen He Right I just said next is Chen He And here he comes Come on, I know Hai Tao Right Du Hai Tao I’m afraid you’ll say I didn’t say it fully Wait, he didn’t say it right the first time Du Hai Tao It’s okay, you said Peng Peng You too, it’s the same Okay, sorry Then why can’t I say it? He said Peng Peng is okay, right? Someone is calling Deng Chao Me My rule is to call out his name What is your name? My nickname is just “me” I’ve never told anyone This is the first time I’m telling everyone I am me I am me A different color Firework The sky is vast, the sea is wide Big Brother Fan Zhiyi Fan Zhiyi Correct No, I said it first You can’t answer anymore He was kneeling on He was just kneeling on my knee You can only answer once You can only answer once Then I might turn things around Can’t I be called Big Brother? Why do I always make this kind of mistake? Big Brother Last name Da, first name Ge Courtesy name Fan Zhiyi Correct That’s a good explanation Isn’t it? Is your nickname Big Brother? Yes Bao Bei’er Wrong You can only answer one Wang Mian Cai Wenjing Cai Wenjing Wang Mian is impressive This Wang Mian Wang Mian really needs to be careful In this round The new “Variety Show God” Yesterday, he cleaned his ears, yesterday Sit down Listen again No Li Naiwen You even sound hesitant yourself. Yeah. I really can’t tell. Did you notice Sometimes when you match the name, you laugh like this. Zulan. Wang Zulan. Wang Zulan. You scared me. Are you okay? Lu Han is like this. That’s true, but it’s not. This is someone that all of us know. I got it. Fell down. No. Very close. Very close. He Jiong. Yes. Teacher He has this kind of laugh. Teacher He, who really knows you? Who laughs so boldly like this? Southern or northern? Southern. Brother Xiaochun. Yes. We won. Big brother. I’m “Tuji.” Big brother. One of us. Alright. We’ve already won. It’s over, the game is over. Is there a harder bonus question? Okay. Play it. You remind me. I don’t know. Play it again. If you’re not using it, can I use it for a bit? Ren Zhong. Here, let me try. Here. Is it two characters? Three characters. Zhang Zixian. Does Zhang Zixian laugh like this? Yes, that’s right. That’s exactly how he laughs. That’s how he laughs. Haven’t you heard Zixian laugh before? That’s how he laughs. Gong Jun. Three characters. Three characters. Gong Junjun. Ouyang Jing. Could this be Wang Junkai? Around twenty-five years old. Now we’re just making wild guesses. Twenty-five years old. Wrong. Male. Correct. He should be pretty thin. Judging by the voice, very thin. Very thin. Zixian, you really should know this. From Beijing. From Beijing. From Beijing. Beijing native Let me apologize to him first. You apologized first, right? You should apologize too. Listen again. Isn’t that Da Laoshi? It’s so obvious. Then why is he blowing his nose? Then he starts humming. You should apologize. Sorry, Da Laoshi. You don’t usually laugh much. You’ve never been on our show. That’s Da Laoshi. It doesn’t count if you haven’t been on our show. This round, the Southern team wins. Come on. Wolves don’t get seasick. This is too scary. Just watching makes me want to throw up. I kind of want to try it. If you want to, go for it. Are you going or not? I’ll go. Okay. We How about we go together? Here, I… Chao, I definitely can’t go. Sitting here is good. I’ll sit with you. Come on. The last row is the most fun. I’ll sit closer to you. Fasten your seatbelt. Comrade Li Naiwen You can come down now It’s really uncomfortable Don’t think I’m lying Brother Naiwen loves to have fun He’s coming If he comes and you don’t let him play anything He’ll feel bad, I’m telling you Why am I so addicted Come on, hold onto the bar with your hands But isn’t sitting at the back the most uncomfortable? Feels great Look at that It has to be Brother Naiwen That wheel hasn’t sped up yet Relax This is so comfortable Relax I can feel it now Wait a second Wuha It’s too high I can’t take it Is it really this high? No Okay That’s enough That’s about it That’s about it Can’t it stop? It can’t stop Xiaohua Beautiful That’s enough It’s almost over Okay Okay, that’s good. Go down a bit slower. Let’s do another round. My legs feel a bit weak. Na Wen, slow down. Your face is pale. Your face is pale. He’s shaking. His face looks bluish. Now his face is the same color as his hair. I witnessed this moment from the side. At first, I thought it was kind of fun. But later, it was real fear. Let me catch my breath first. I can’t even speak. I’ve lost my voice from shouting. I’m still shaking, you know? It’s not just now that you’re shaking. You’ve been shaking since then. Congratulations to both of you. Nearly sixty and bravely entering the entertainment industry. Alright. Today, we’ve also witnessed everyone’s courage, bravery, and sharp eyes, as well as hearing and reaction skills. Tomorrow, we’ll begin the real showdown. Tomorrow. The real one. That was terrifying. But it has nothing to do with this. Tomorrow is mainly about intelligence. Where does your confidence come from? Alright, let’s head out. Okay. Let’s get ready for tomorrow. I’m going back to throw up first. It’s a heavy responsibility. I’m tired and hungry. I just want to take a cold shower right now. Take it easy. Summer is always like this. It’s the peak season for intestinal illnesses. If we like to eat cold foods, or spicy foods, we really need to be careful. That’s easy to fix. We have a great helper for gut health. Just chew one anytime. It keeps your gut in good shape. I need help urgently. Give me some, quick. I was bungee jumping all night. In my dreams. At least I dared to jump in my dreams. My voice is completely gone today. From all the yelling on the pirate ship yesterday. I lost my voice too. I really had a dream last night. I saw the whole world from up high, looking down. Even though yesterday was emotional, from my perspective, the look on your face as you went down was still pretty scared, right? We’re family. I kept needing to grab onto something, you know? It was when he jumped down. When he shouted, “We are family,” I felt like my brain was struck. All those memories from the past ten years all flashed before me in those few seconds. They all flashed by. Then I just started crying uncontrollably. It was incredible. A lot of it was guilt. And for me, yesterday, letting Zulan jump was actually my suggestion. You suggested it. Yeah. I cried yesterday too. First, I was scared. Second, I was moved. Third, I thought I wouldn’t get the “Variety God” title. It definitely belongs to him. Naiwen. Yesterday, someone came in and said, Let’s compare who has the lower voice. Whose voice is lower? They made us sing “Rolling Yangtze River.” Come on. Let’s have the audience decide. Let them judge whose voice is the lowest, okay? Okay. Should we split into teams? Split into teams. Split into teams. Come on. You come here. You go over there. Is it still the same as yesterday? I’m telling you, most likely we have the “Hong Kong Bass King.” Zixian Defeat them. So how do we test it? It’s like the Yangtze River flowing east. Whoever gets lower wins. Come on, you try. If I do it, I’ll beat you all. You’d all be wiped out. Come on. What are you doing? Bro, stop just “rolling.” No, you’re just rolling in place. Rolling back and forth. Roll. No adjustment. But it’s very low. It’s really low, right? Very low. You really need to find a posture. Actually, that’s right. You might need to press on something. Press down a bit. Right? Yeah, press down. Does it help? Yes. Really? Yes, press down. Okay, three, two… Look at me. You say it’s higher than you, so it’s higher than you. Stay a bit farther from me now. Wait a moment. Press down a bit. Come on. One, two, three. Go. You’re always next to me. Higher than you. You want me to sing. You sing, you go first. High. High. Half a note higher than me. I think it’s just Zulan. Listen. The mighty Yangtze River flows eastward. Listen, that’s a bombshell. Wait a second. Come on. Come on. Come on. You go. This isn’t just random singing. Feels like you’re yelling “get lost” on the street. Get lost. I think we might as well play the show’s game. Really. Compare vocal tones. See whose voice sounds better, right? See who can sing higher. Higher is better. See who can sing higher. High. Mighty Yangtze… What? Zulan Zulan, do one with him. He’s so tall. Whether it’s low or high, it’s all you. Was that you just now? That’s impressive. Get lost. Go, go. The mighty Yangtze River flows eastward. Impressive. That’s so high. It’s over. The manliest man. People who’ve bungee-jumped are just different. “High Note King of Hong Kong, China” Academy of Performing Arts You went straight to eighty-eight meters. No wonder he used to sing in musicals. You know that, right? Your turn. You go. Naiwen, only you can do this. You’re the only one who can pull this off. You have to relax for this. I’m going to throw up. Don’t, bro. Go, go. What’s going on? He’s even striking a pose. What are you laughing at? What are you doing? Get lost. Get lost. You’re acting all high and mighty. Get lost. Get lost. Get lost. Get lost. Naiwen. We can’t just keep running away. We have to aim higher. Get lost. That’s the end. I can’t go on. Get lost. “Monster” Keep rolling. Keep rolling. I’m laughing so hard I’m crying. Come on, our director team. Go ahead, you guys talk. Sorry. Yesterday, the “Variety God” competition still hasn’t determined the final winner. It’s been decided. Who? Zulan. Zulan. What we’re competing for now is the “Variety God” for those over fifty. Zulan isn’t eligible. No. He’s a few years short, still a few years to go. For those over fifty. He’s talking about you. It’s fine, today we’ll have the final competition. Okay. Today’s game is a real four-on-four team battle. The location is this guesthouse and the area outside. First, there are two flags. This is so hard for them, this one. The whole building. There’s no upstairs. No, they signed a contract. You can use it for free. You have to go to every room. What is it? Zixian believed it. It’s also pretty hard to find outside, to be honest. Yeah. Okay. Besides finding the flag, the most important thing is during the game what hidden methods to eliminate the other team. When the gong sounds for each team, come to me to draw lots. So the other team needs to guard against this method. The other team doesn’t know. It’s fair for both sides. Then if one side gets eliminated by this hidden method, we’ll strike the gong. Do you understand? No problem. That’s fine. Come on. Let’s go. Let’s go out. Alright. Where’s Naiwen? He’s in the bathroom. I’m waiting for him. For now, we can only stay here. Let’s try to anticipate. Think about it this way. If you were hiding it, where would you put it? He hid it in that… Underneath the tissue box. What’s a tissue box? Tissues, a tissue box. He hid it under that box. Come on, let’s discuss this. I’ve already hidden it. It’s hidden. The more obvious the spot, the better. Inside the napkin box. That’s too easy. Or maybe somewhere really high up. Or among something dense. Chao, can you see this? No, that’s something they’ll definitely check. He, hurry! Chen He hides things in really unexpected places. That’s right. Really unexpected. He either hides it somewhere completely you’d never expect, or maybe it’s right next to you. Can you do me a favor? Can you pretend this is your milk tea? Or maybe it’s just I watched that episode. He might hide it somewhere you can’t even see. Somewhere completely out of sight. Like if we throw it up here, you can’t see it at all. That’s possible. Even if you see it, you can’t reach it. An impossible spot. Wait, it’s already folded this small. Just toss it up there. Throw it onto this. No one will see it. And no one can get it. Even if they see it, what can they do? This would drive people crazy. Can’t even see it An unsolvable place Sorry It’s over It’s over It’s hidden Let’s get something to eat We’ve already won this game Has it started? Na Wen, come quickly Please sit Let’s discuss where to put the flag Where to hide it I think the place I mentioned That works That works Actually, the main point is to eliminate the other team There’s no way he can find it We can’t find theirs either Alright, let’s go, we’ve decided Draw a target from the other team. Who can we take out? Come on. You draw, we’ll catch. Go ahead. Who are we taking out? Zhang Zixian. Zhang Xiaoxian. Xiaoxian. And the way to take him out? Let’s see. Hold hands with the target for fifteen seconds. That’s too hard. This is really difficult. What if he won’t hold hands? Then we’ll have to force it. Test of strength. We’d better not split up. I’m actually pretty scared. I’m actually pretty scared. I’m scared too. Because I know their tactics over there. One is the violent type. One is the brainy type. Come on, you guys draw. Bro, you do it. Alright, sure. Okay. So when the gong is struck, he… No. We need a way to “eliminate” him. There are too many strokes in this. No, the main thing is their clothes. It’s not appropriate to write on someone’s clothes. Originally, we were supposed to lift it and write on their back. Can I write it and stick it on? If you use this method, I need to say something. You write it and stick it on. It has to be on their back. For more than fifteen seconds. Okay. Let’s find some paper and a pen first. Who has strong tape? Was this prepared for us? It’s great on the remote control board. You are really amazing. Everyone takes one piece first. Finished writing. Hide it, don’t let it show. Okay. Come on. Zixian. Both sides are now clear about their “target,” right? Right. Both sides know what the hidden mission is, right? Right. Both sides have hidden their flags, right? Right. The game begins. Coming for me, huh? Wait a second, let me get my glasses. Is this your only mission? Do you only have this mission? Let’s look for the flag first. Look for the flag. Look for the flag. You guys look for our flag too. Look for the flag. Where’s Chao? We How about we shake hands and make peace? Does shaking hands mean making peace? No, I mean let’s not Let’s not do this kind of thing Is that okay? It’s okay No problem Is that okay? Okay Alright? Chao Come out first Come out first No, I just I’m in the middle of a business negotiation Right now, they They’re not too alert yet Should we Sure Go Go No Let’s look first Then wait for them to come in Come on He wouldn’t use the same trick again And hide it on you again, right? No Definitely not Alright You said this is hard to flip He hid it underneath This is really hard to flip Maybe we’re overthinking it, I think This tree is too hard to find Yeah, go up It’s too hard to find. How are we supposed to find it? In a place where you see it but can’t do anything about it. It must be that kind of place. Wang Mian just glanced up at us. Scared me to death. Actually, asking you is the best. You definitely know. Tell us. Talked about getting promoted. Directly replacing the staff. Chief Executive Officer. Chief Financial Officer. Where is it? Tell me. Tell me. Is it within this area? No, it’s not. Guide me. Darling, guide me. Give me a direction. This. This. Take off your clothes. There’s still such a big area. And over here too. It’s way too big. If we have to search all this, we’d be done a month from now. I give up. It’s really hard to find. We need clues. We can’t find it without clues. They caught someone. Hello. What are you doing? What are you doing? Help! Bro! Big bro. Big bro. What’s wrong? They’re coming out. They’re here. Something’s about to happen. You guys are in trouble. Wait a moment. Wait a moment. Wait a moment. It has nothing to do with me. I wasn’t involved. Is it him? I wasn’t involved. I wasn’t involved. This is too “bloody.” This is too “bloody.” That scared me. Let go. No, it wasn’t me. Come on, something’s about to happen. Let go. It wasn’t me. Let me tell you. Stay back, Naiwen. As soon as Big bro shows up, I give up. Wait, I—no. Come in. What are you doing? Is it him? It’s him. No. What’s wrong? What’s wrong? What are you doing? What’s wrong? What’s up? Zhang Zixian was “eliminated.” Zixian was “eliminated.” Calling us over. What’s wrong? Trying to do something behind my back. Yeah. Pause. They drew me. Why did you rush over? I… Yeah. Their target is me. For you. Yeah. So can they eliminate someone too? Eliminate who? You still haven’t noticed, have you? What’s on my back? Nothing. Nothing. If you “eliminated” me, just tell me. I “eliminated” you. It’s done. It’s been done for a while. It’s been done for a while, right? Zulan. Zulan. Take a look. On your body. Isn’t theirs way too easy? This one—yours— What is this? We have to interlock all ten fingers. He just sticks a piece of paper. It’s still fifteen seconds. It’s already been a minute. But— We need to watch the replay. Bro, you go. Alright, sure. Zulan, bro. No matter what, let’s first— Let’s use a diversion. Let’s make them think— that we’re going to eliminate Chen He. Right, eliminate Chen He. They have no idea who to eliminate. We don’t even need a diversion. No. They still don’t know who to eliminate. That’s also a way. Then we’ll just go with brute force. Brute force, right. What I mean is, don’t use violence. Because the big bro is here. Yeah. What are you doing? Help! Big bro! Let go! Back off, Naiwen. As soon as big bro shows up, I give up. Just to save myself. Then let’s control it. What’s wrong? What’s going on? Who is this? What’s wrong? Each of us was hiding it up our sleeve. Just waiting to bump into you. Right? You thought Chen He thought the target was you, right? That was their fake move. Not bad. Well played. A fake move. Impressive. Come on, the clue. Let me take a look too. Southwest direction. Southwest direction, right. Over by the children’s facility. Okay, you guys draw first. Wang Mian. We need to get rid of him first. Slap yourself. Let the target Both are hands. So hard. This is a clue about where their flag is. See, I told you. It’s somewhere you might be able to see but can’t reach. Alright, Naiwen. Draw another target for the next round. Look. That’s it. Rolling around. Open it. Rolling around. The rolling Yangtze River. The rolling Yangtze River flows eastward. Xiao Chaochao Don’t shout. Wait a second, let’s check the task first. Stay on the target’s back for fifteen seconds. Isn’t this the same? Hold on. Here, this one. Okay. Next round starts. It’s right around here. Direct southwest, right here. It can’t be in this red soil, right? It’s just below. Honestly, it’s hard to find. Take out Wang Mian first. Otherwise, if it really doesn’t work… On the beam. Can you see it? Can’t see it, this height isn’t enough. Unless you move something, then you can. That thing can’t be found. The point is to eliminate the other side. Could it be under the steps? It stinks. Be careful. They’ve gone around the back. Go around the back. My back isn’t good. Three. Four. Five. Count. Six. What does “oh” mean? What “oh”? Ten. Hurry, go save him. What does “oh” mean? What “oh”? It’s done. Referee. Gone. The person is gone. Gone. What? Gone. What’s wrong? Referee. Blow the whistle. It’s done. Blow the whistle. No. Blow the whistle. Brought it up yourself again. You guys are fighting. We found it pretty well. It’s impossible not to fight. Impossible. What’s wrong? He started a fight with Chao. I went up to break up the fight. You guys arbitrate first, was there or not? Still not? The director said there was. Mianmian, what did you do to him? Mianmian, what did you do to him? Wanted to make a move. I wanted to hug him. That’s all. Then he held me back. It’s that simple. It wasn’t a hug. Two people held me back. And after that? Did your hand touch my face? Didn’t touch your face. Why would I touch your face? Replay. You just forgot. I grabbed your other hand. Violence. Then we’re definitely going to lose. Yeah. No, it’s just that our team is… You… You guys are the “old, weak, sick, and disabled.” You know that? That’s a problem with your team. Northern team, did you succeed? We didn’t succeed. We admit it. I actually like this kind of thing. Then you guys draw first. Okay. Northern team draws first. We still have… Only Na Wen and I are left. Yeah. The one you’re holding. Yeah. Who? Deng Chao. Is that right? Okay, Deng Chao. The way to “eliminate” him. Stare at each other for fifteen seconds. Okay, that’s good. What method? Stare at each other for fifteen seconds. That’s not bad. Na Wen. It’s just the two of us left to choose. Only the two of us are left. That’s right. In a bit. In the form of a conversation. Start Be careful It’s started Na Wen, don’t go, it’s a trap Na Wen, don’t go Your current search area is too small I’m really sorry That’s all I can tell you Really? We’ve got both the area and the clues I know Where are you hiding? Where are you hiding? Something Is there something? We just recorded it already Let’s leave it at that No more talking You recorded it? Yes When did you record it? Has it started? Wait a moment It’s started Wait a moment It’s started You started, you can go ahead Why haven’t we set off yet? Come on, Na Wen Come on Now The first time We haven’t even left and it’s already over We haven’t even left and it’s already over I didn’t see it My heart is waiting Always waiting My heart is waiting Waiting What? He’s really far away. Look, the three of us should sit closer together. When the game starts, they’ll look over here. No, being far away doesn’t count. It’s not far, I’ll definitely get him to come over. The three of us will pretend to be talking. Let me check the position. But he doesn’t have a face. But I look so handsome. I’ve gotten so fat. My head looks so big. Let’s start. Okay. Start. Let’s start. Okay. Start. Are they getting closer to us? Let me know. Are they getting closer to us? Are they getting closer to us? They’re behind us. Naiwen is coming over. Your area is too small right now. I’m really sorry. That’s all I can tell you. No need to call them over. No, let’s try another way. I know. Where are you hiding? Where are you hiding? With what? We already recorded it just now. You can lift it up now. Right. Lift it up. When did you record it? Taking the photo now. No, or else let’s take it together. That fast? This won’t do. Even this close, it’s still not okay. What are they doing? Has it started? It’s started, don’t go. It’s started. The whistle has already blown. It’s started. You’ve started, you can go ahead. Don’t. Don’t. No group photos allowed. Don’t go. You scared me to death. Don’t take a photo with him. Right. Got it. Got it. Here’s another one for you. Come. Come on, Naiwen. Come. Now. First time. It ended before we even left. It’s already over. I told you not to go. Look. He got eliminated, right? Who got eliminated? Eliminated faster than anyone in history. Me? I hadn’t even left my seat. You hadn’t even left your seat. I told Naiwen, I said, “Don’t go.” The other three didn’t move. It’s a trap, don’t go. But you insisted on going over there. He was shouting but couldn’t stop you. You got “eliminated” by me again. And Wang Mian was rushing over there. This photo— I said no. Wang Mian was charging in. Even if it was the next one, Wang Mian would have blocked it. He blocked him completely. But he didn’t manage to block him. Naiwen. Convinced now? Still looking at the camera. So embarrassing. So embarrassing. This is the true “Variety Show God.” Northern Team We’ve always loved the North. My wife is from the North. We’ll give you a clue directly. A clue. It has nothing to do with you anymore. Is it possible that we also succeeded in the challenge? They’ve been staring at each other for five minutes. In that photo, Yes. When did you make eye contact? In the camera. No. Standing behind us. You were behind him. This is how the eye contact happened. He took a selfie. Yes. I looked at him, and he looked at me. This reflection, then another reflection, and another. No. Look. When you took the selfie, Were you staring at me the whole time? No. No, I was looking at my phone. This is how we did it. That’s how I am. I can’t even listen to this anymore. And there’s a reaction, right? Yeah. You can tell how much they want to survive. We could think about it. Let’s revive one of them. No, just revive Naiwen. He won’t accept it. If you end it like this, you won’t be satisfied. No, it’s a bit embarrassing, you know? Then show some northern sincerity. At least perform something. The mighty Yangtze River flows eastward. Do throat singing. You do throat singing first. No, that’s too loud. Let’s leave it at that. No more talking. Let’s give Ren Zhong one more clue. Okay. Okay. How about that? Alright. And then, we also promise not to eliminate you. We’ll just search. We want him firmly in our grasp. That feeling of holding him tightly. Chao, is that what you mean? Chao, do you think that’s what it means? Zhongzhong. Not important. Zhongzhong, over here. Stand properly, Zhongzhong. Alright, let me do a product placement. Everyone’s competition just now was really exciting. Wasn’t it still not enough fun? How about this, our reliable friend Du Xiaoman has provided everyone with some very practical support. I’ve decided. I won’t give this support to the South Team. I’ll give the North Team two clues. Alright. Okay. Sure. Even though you didn’t succeed, two clues, that’s fine. If you give them to the South Team, I’ll really “die” for you to see. You’d still give it to them? They already have too much of an advantage. The more generous you are, the weaker they get. Why are you shouting so loudly? What’s the point of shouting so loudly? Here, two clues for you. Here, two clues. Glowing. First floor. Light. Bro, not everything that glows is a light. Each of us is shining. What is that supposed to mean? First floor, glowing, in the air, right? Okay. Come on. It’s our turn then. Okay. It’s our turn. Do you want a clue? Yes. We want a clue. We promise. We promise not to eliminate him. But we’ll just search for it ourselves. Let’s see who finds it first. Show us. We won’t tell you. It doesn’t matter. You’re really sneaky. Come on. They can see it too, it doesn’t matter. Inside the object Okay It’s starting, Brother Zhong Now it’s three against one No, I didn’t I still have one You haven’t taken another one off yet, right? Yeah, I still have a “kill” mission Who else can you “kill”? Why can’t I “kill” anyone? Wait a second We’re not going to “kill” you We can mess with you No, but I can claim my mission, right? I can claim my mission, can’t I? Claim it We’ll tie you up later If you keep showing off I… But I can claim my mission, right? Keep your voice down I can claim my mission Watch your attitude Bro, can I claim my mission or not? A real man knows when to bend and when to stand tall I’m telling you, that’s how we Northerners are Then let’s go look for it Goodbye Bye, see you in a bit Inside the object, soft fabric Inside the object Inside the object, soft fabric Is it inside that seat cushion? Let’s throw it in the water. Because everything is outdoors. Just throw it straight into the water. Take a stone and tie it to the stone. Yeah, just throw it in the water and it’s done. Is the water clear? The water is really murky, I took a look. If you throw it in, there’s no way to find it. That’s way too obvious. True. If you put it here, just leave it here. That’s not really a problem. Bro. That would be game over. This spot works too. That works. Okay. Yours is a bit more advanced. This one’s a bit dirtier, anyway. Then this is good. Is it good? This is good. Okay. No need to take it out, just leave it inside. Put it inside. Stuff it in. Is there anything in the middle? Yeah. Put it at the bottom, yeah. They’ll never find it, no matter what. Then I’ll go to the lobby to verify. Once we’ve hidden it, we’ll bang the gong. Alright, Naiwen, let’s go. So smart. Wait a moment. Let me ask you a question. Don’t ask. What clue are you? What clue are you? Now, this flag— Let me tell you— I’ll put it this way. I’m holding onto this flag. I don’t have to take it out yet. I’ll play with Ren Zhong for a bit. I’ll “finish off” Ren Zhong. Why did it fail so badly? No, I came to Five Ha. Can you let me win once? Give me all the tasks. All the “elimination” tasks go to you. If you can complete even one, you win. That counts as a successful “elimination.” Blue sky. It’s over. It’s over. The mighty Yangtze River flows eastward. What kind of production team is this? They haven’t blown the whistle yet. Brother Chong. Brother Chong. I’m not taking it out. I’ll watch you play for a bit. I’m in the living room, I’ll watch you play for a bit. You play. Don’t even think about attacking. I want to see you search. You want to see me search? Yes, I want to see you search. If you attack any one of us, I’ll pull my hand out right away. First floor. It’s glowing. Actually, it’s right up there. Yeah. We can’t see it. This is what you call “bullying.” Seriously, this really is “bullying.” Let’s shake hands and make peace. Make peace. There’s no need to look for it. Alright? Come on. No more talking. Shake hands and make peace. No. You need to have a request. You have to bring out your flag. The flag is like this. It’s hard to get. We might not be able to get it either. Because of what? We want to leave a permanent memento here. So we can see it when we come back in the future. Ten years later, we’ll remember that we put it here ten years ago. But to be honest, this is a mental game, right? Why would it be hidden there? Do you have a planted mission, or… Yes. It’s a planted mission. We were told to hide it there. Isn’t this a brain game? No, they asked us to. No one asked. Yes. He did it to protect his own intelligence. Actually, bro, I could see it all along. Today you were just going easy on them. They didn’t even notice and were feeling all proud. But they should have been able to tell, too. Right? How much of your strength did you use? I only used about eighty percent of my ability. No wonder they say your potential hasn’t even been tapped by one percent yet. Yeah, you still haven’t used ninety-nine percent of your power. Do you have any other tricks up your sleeve? I’ve got a big move. There’s even a big move? Let me tell you, Aptamil, the top-selling champion, Zhuo’ao. That’s the big move. That’s right. 9:1 self-protection prebiotic formula. See results in five days. And ninety-nine percent golden effectiveness. That’s what you call truly fast and steady. Next time, with this, we’ll wipe them out together. Absolutely, no doubt. Now that’s what I call champion strength. We let them win today. Here’s the thing, you two. Just now, he was following behind us at the door. Next time, can I be on your team? Can I be on your team next time? So this is your teammate. No, he’s the captain. Yeah, the captain. The captain just switched sides. Since I started filming variety shows, which has been over ten years now, he’s the most shameless person I’ve ever met. Actually, Naiwen still won that last round. Right? You won in the variety show. I don’t think so. Really. I really don’t think so. Isn’t that right? Winning the game doesn’t mean you win the show. No. The main thing is, it’s just too easy to win against me. Isn’t that a reason to come back next time? Next time, I’ll be on your team. Naiwen, here’s the thing. On behalf of the entire “Wu Ha” production team, we’re giving you a special privilege. If you have any helpers you want to bring, anyone you think can help you turn things around, just pick someone from the entertainment industry. Anyone you want. Bring them along. We welcome them anytime. Or find someone even more embarrassing than you. Then you won’t be the most embarrassing one. That makes sense. Go find five or six people who are even unluckier than you. And more embarrassing. And I have to find them. Big bro. Someone who can compete with big bro. There is. Just now you said you wanted to join us. Now you want to compete against us? You want to compete now? Still want to compete? You’re pretty stubborn. After I find them, I’ll be on your team. Let’s mess with him. Who are you thinking of? Someone unluckier than you, or whatever. Someone who would lose to you. You go first, name one or two. That’s pretty miserable. After this episode airs, everyone will know who you invited. It’s because I embarrassed myself, right? We won’t air it. We won’t air it, we’ll just watch it ourselves. I don’t believe for a second you won’t air it. It’s a secret. Okay. Let’s keep it a mystery. Yeah, keep it secret. Come on, Naiwen, let’s do a little product placement. Yours. First time hearing about it. I’ll go first. Naiwen, what do you think? Were the clues from Du Xiaoman helpful? Then I just read this out. First time realizing you can use a sponsor like this. I’ve heard of Du Xiaoman too. The interest rates are low. Using it for cash flow saves money and worry. It’s a great business partner. A good helper when you need money. If you want to win in future games, you still have to team up with Du Xiaoman. Can I say that? What do you mean by “want to win”? Is that okay? Especially after adding the last sentence, this product placement finally makes sense. Alright, everyone. Let’s go. It’s getting late. We’ve had a good time. That’s a wrap. Goodbye. Clapperboard. One, two, three. Here we go again. It’s a wrap! We’ve specially prepared a grand closing ceremony for everyone. I’m back again. Hello, everyone. Hello. Hi. Sister Yali. Teacher Ma. You can tell they’re the authority. If you want to work with someone, please stand behind them. This is so sincere. They’ve stood up. Whichever flag you get, sing that song. Nice! “My Future Tense” Hege tested positive. You didn’t know about this, did you? I didn’t know. See? When did it happen? He tested positive as soon as he woke up this morning. This morning. Today. So he can’t come. He was supposed to be here by now. But now he’s stuck in the hotel and can’t get up. Welcome everyone to the Wuha Graduation Concert. Welcome, everyone. Hello, everyone. The wind is blowing. Every time, at these finale concerts, it always rains.