【哈哈哈哈哈 第五季】EP11-9: 五哈神级模仿,李乃文模仿陈赫撒娇!《哈哈哈哈哈S5》HAHAHAHAHA S5
Yesterday, because of Naiwen, I stayed up so late. You hummed all night. Did you know that? You hummed all night and forced us to sing “Rolling Yangtze River”. I remember this. Let ‘s let the audience judge who has the lowest voice, okay? Okay , do you want to split into teams , come and go in teams ? Or is it the same as yesterday ? How do you test it ? It’s the Yangtze River that flows eastward. Whoever speaks louder wins. Zixian destroys them . I think it might be me because my throat hasn’t recovered yet. It’s quite low. You’re already out of tune when you speak. You are low, but you can’t be heard. You have to be heard , but you can’t be out of tune. You can’t hear the last row. Our stage actors are all without microphones. We have to let the people in the last row and the first row perform. Among the eight of us now, the one with the longest experience in stage plays must be Brother Naiwen. He is still performing . Right , because he will be performing the day after tomorrow and wants to stay here, but he wants to perform a drama. I saw Brother Naiwen’s stage play more than 20 years ago. What did the master say? You stand on the stage and your voice should hit the wall of the last row and bounce back, shaking yourself to death . To be honest, this is a bit exaggerated . Brother Naiwen, you must demonstrate it. You just said this with ice cream. It’s very ridiculous , very ridiculous. Look, nothing has passed . Come on, let’s have a king bomb. Big brother, big brother, “King of the Bay Area”, you won’t go up, no , he is the finale, you have a river East Flowing Water My voice is bright enough. It’s not you who changed the song. These people are so boring. Let ‘s compare the timbre to see who has a better voice , right? Let’s see who sings higher and better. Let’s see who sings higher and higher. It’s interesting. Rolling Yangtze River, come and compare , Zixian, you start . Usually , don’t we all do sight-singing and ear-training? The teacher sets the tune for sight- singing and ear-training. My face is numb. Is this method better? I’d like to use this method to sing Rolling Yangtze River, rolling. Is this okay? Which word is it that is high enough and easy to pronounce ? This kind of album really has aspirations. Big brother comes and can’t find the tune. Wait a minute , big brother , it seems that singing, singing is not about looking high and then you can sing high. You have to raise it a little. Rolling Yangtze River, senior brother , come, “Monster” , come and Rolling Yangtze River, East Flowing Water, where is the water ? Water , was that what you just said? It ‘s very high, very high. Rolling Yangtze River, they are all , let me analyze it first. Just now there was a kind of use of sound in The feeling of rock climbing. I don’t know why. If we closed our eyes just now, we would be in the jungle . Is this the finale ? No , I won’t be the finale. You ‘re the finale . I wo n’t be the finale. You’re the finale. Don’t be the finale. You’re the finale. It’s not you. Come on, ” The Yangtze River Flows East”. Your voice has a high timbre, but the pitch is not high. Isn’t it high ?
To Zixian , what do you think ? You sing sharply. You sing sharply. Who do you think is better in the competition just now? Which group won? I think Zuo Lan is better. We won Southern Zuo Lan. I tell you , but he has learned Peking Opera. That’s not fair. He has learned it. But you choose another one and we’ll compete again. You choose the voice, stage appearance, performance, who is uglier , whose expression is uglier, okay ? We didn’t do it ugly enough. This is very … It’s better to be naturally ugly than to make faces. Let me show you how Brother He did it . Brother He taught you a very good one last time. You really can’t do it because that one was won too thoroughly and it was very short, just for a moment, right? You come and do it for
them and see if you can do it. I’m not young anymore, right ? Can I swear? He’s done this to me before , right? Do I need more? This is amazing. Today’s one is very crisp . I like it very much. I think our Brother Naiwen is already planning it . Let me try it first . Just now, if you don’t relax your legs, the blood in your legs will be suppressed. In this way, I have to build up my mind. I’m a “pervert”. I’m a “pervert”. Watch us do it here. You lick, you lick, you What are you doing with your teeth ? Can you wash your eyes ? Is it disgusting? It ‘s pure evil . It’s not good to say. Come on , yours is quick. I’ll come on. It’s cheap for you. It ‘s not cheap. Come on, it’s not that I’m too handsome. Big brother, come on, Brother Fan , Big Brother Fan, you can come. You need to relax first . Relax a little. Your flesh is too tight. Loosen a little. Don’t laugh first . I’m a “pervert” . Okay, we are Chong brother, come on, come on , seriously , he collapsed by himself. This is for myself. This is for myself, right? I want to laugh and cry. Zixian should be able to do it. Zixian can do it. Zixian can also do it. Zixian can come. Zixian may win. I think I think he may kill in seconds. He killed in seconds. In seconds, I think so. People always say that people of our age are greasy, right? We must do some actions that we can do without being greasy. Here is a non-greasy one , the new one just now. I will invent a continuous critical hit. I will show it to you separately. We can enjoy it without broadcasting it . Do you want to watch it? Appreciate it. There is also this one. It is cute , but it is indeed a little greasy. It may even make people who watch it for the first time feel uncomfortable. Then should we still watch it? But it’s okay. People are very curious and curious, right ? You can’t stand it yourself, right? Can we move on to the next part? This is really a bit unbearable.