【哈哈哈哈哈 第五季】EP11-8： 南北大战结束，李乃文老师不愧是综艺之神！《哈哈哈哈哈S5》HAHAHAHAHA S5
Who do you hold this for ? Is it good for Deng Chao ? The way Deng Chao “kills” him is to look at each other for fifteen seconds. Okay, this is good. What method should be used? Look at each other for fifteen seconds . That ‘s good. Brother Naiwen , we have to choose one of the two. Now there are only two of us left. This is how it is. Let ‘s start with a chat. Be careful . Brother Naiwen, don’t go into the trap . Brother Naiwen, don’t go . Your range is too small now . I ‘m really sorry. I can only tell you this, right? I have got the range clues. I know where you are hiding. Where are you hiding ? What is it ? We just took a picture. That ‘s it. Let’s not say more. You took the picture . Right, when did you take it ? Did it start ? It will start soon. It will start soon . You can start. Why haven’t you set off yet ? Come on, Brother Naiwen , it’s the first time. You haven’t left yet. It’s over. You haven’t left yet. It’s over. I didn’t look at it. My heart is waiting, waiting forever. My heart is waiting. Waiting for what. He is very far away. Look, the three of us sit tight. When the game starts, they will look over here. No, the distance is not far. I will definitely let him come over. The three of us Pretending to talk, I looked at the position, but he had no face , but I was so handsome, I became so fat, and my head was so big. Let’s start, let ‘s start , let’s start , let’s start. Are they approaching us? Tell me. Are they approaching us? Are they approaching us? In the back, Brother Naiwen is coming. Your range is too small now. I ‘m really sorry. I can only tell you this. No need to recruit them. It’s not possible. Let’s try another method. I know where you are hiding. Where are you hiding? What are you using? We just took the picture. You can just lift it up now. Right
. Lift it up. When was it taken ? It was taken now , isn’t it? Otherwise, put it together so quickly? This won’t work. It’s not possible . It ‘s not possible so close. What are they doing ? Has it started? Don’t go. It ‘s started. The whistle has been blown. It’s started. You can start. Do n’t , don’t take a photo . Don’t go . You scared me to death. Don’t take a photo with him. Yes, yes, yes , I ‘ll give you another one . Come on , Brother Naiwen , come now . It’s the first time . You haven’t left yet. It’s over . It ‘s over. I tell you not to go. Look, he was eliminated, right? Who was eliminated? The fastest elimination in history ? Me? I haven’t left the chair yet. Before you left the chair, I told Brother Naiwen not to go. The three of them didn’t move. The trap was set, so don’t go . You had to wander over there. He couldn’t stop you even if he shouted . You “died” in my hands again. And Wang Mian was rushing over there. In this photo, I said no, Wang Mian was rushing over . Even in the next photo, Wang Mian stopped him. He blocked him but couldn’t stop him . Brother Naiwen , are you convinced? He’s still looking at the camera. It ‘s so embarrassing, so embarrassing. This is the real “God of Variety Shows”, the Northern Team. We have always loved the North. My wife is from the North. We’ll give you a clue directly. The clue has nothing to do with you . Is it possible that we also succeeded in the challenge ? They stared at each other for five minutes. In that photo , when were you staring at each other? You weren’t standing behind us in the camera . You were staring at each other behind him . It was like this. He was taking a selfie. I looked at him and he was looking at me. Your reflection, reflection, reflection, no, you see, when you were taking the selfie, were you staring at me all the time? No, no, I looked at my phone. We were like this, I was like this. I couldn’t listen to this. There are also reflections, right? You can see that they are fighting for survival. We can think about it . Let’s revive one of them, right? Let’s revive Naiwen. He’s not convinced, so you end it like this. You’re unwilling to accept it . Isn’t it a bit embarrassing, you know? Then you should show some sincerity from the North. At least perform a show like “The East Flows Away the Yangtze River”. You should hum a song first . No, it’s very noisy. Let’s not say more. Let ‘s give Ren Zhong another clue, okay ?
Then we guarantee that we won’t eliminate you . We’ll just look for the feeling that he’s tightly grasped in our Five Fingers Mountain. Brother Chao, is this what you mean? Brother Chao, do you think this is what you mean? It’s not important. Stand here . Okay, okay . Let me make an implant. The competition just now was very exciting, isn’t it? It’s not exciting enough. In this way, our reliable friend Du Xiaoman has provided everyone with very practical help. I’ll decide on this help. I won’t give it to the Southern Team. I’ll give the Northern Team two clues. Okay, okay , although you didn’t succeed with two clues. Okay, if you give it to the Southern Team, I can really “die” for you to see. What else can I give to them? This is already a huge advantage. The more generous they are, the weaker they are. You are shouting so loudly. Why are you shouting so loudly? I’ll give you two clues . Here are two clues. The lights on the first floor are glowing. Brother, the lights are not necessarily all lights. Each of us is glowing. What the hell is the light on the first floor? It’s in the air, right ? Okay , it’s our turn now. Okay, it’s our turn. Do you want clues? If you want clues, we promise that we won’t eliminate him. But we’ll just try to find who finds it first. Show us . It doesn’t matter if I don’t tell you. You’re really a bit of a jerk. Come on,
they can also see the inside of the object . It doesn’t matter. Okay , let’s start. Brother Chong, it’s three to one now . It’s not that I don’t have one . I still have one that you haven’t dismantled, right? I still have a “kill” mission. Who else can you “kill”? Why can’t I “kill” anyone? Wait, if we don’t “kill” you , we can play with you. It’s not my mission. Come on, I can take the mission, right? I’ll tie you up in a while. You want to show off to me again ? But I can take the mission, right ? Keep your voice down. I can take the mission. Be nice. Big brother, can I take the mission? A man who can bend and stretch . I tell you, we northerners are like this. Then let’s go and look for it. Bye, bye, you’ll see the soft fabric inside the object. The soft fabric inside the object, isn’t it the one inside the cushion? Let’s throw it into the water because everything is outdoors , just throw it into the water. Take a stone and tie it to the stone. Right, just throw it into the water and it’s done. That water is clear and that water is very turbid. I took a look and it would be impossible to find it if you just throw it in . This is too obvious . Just put it here. There’s no problem. Brother , the game is over. This place is fine . Yours is a little more advanced and this one is a little dirtier. Anyway, this one is good. Okay , okay? You don’t have to take it out, just put it in there. Put it in there. Put it in the middle . Is there one for you? Put it at the bottom. Hit it and they can’t find it. Then I’ll go to the hall to verify it. Let’s hide it and then ring the gong. Naiwen is gone. That ‘s too smart. Wait a minute. I’ll ask you a question. Don’t ask you what the clue is. What is your clue? Now I’ll tell you this about this flag. The flag is in my hand. I can’t take it out first. I’ll play Ren Zhong and play “death”. Why did Ren Zhong fail so badly? It’s not me who ‘s in charge of the game. Let me win a game, okay? Give me all the tasks. All the “kill” tasks are given to you. If you can complete one, you win, even if you “kill” successfully. The blue sky is over , it’s over. The Yangtze River flows eastward. What’s this? The program team hasn’t blown the whistle yet. Brother Zhong, brother Zhong, I won’t take it out. I’ll watch you play for a while. I’ll watch you play in the living room. You play . Don’t think about attacking. I want to see you find it. I want to see you find it . Look at me (you find it). If you attack any of us, my hand will be pulled out. The light on the first floor is actually that which is invisible to us from above. This is “bullying.” Really, this is really “bullying”. Shake hands and make peace. There’s no need to look for peace, okay? Let ‘s not talk too much. Shake hands and make peace . No , you have to make a request. You have to take out your flag. The flag is like this, it’s not easy to take and we may not be able to take it . Because of what it is, we want to leave a permanent memorial here. When we come in the future, we can still take a look. Ten years later, we will remember that we put it here ten years ago. But to be honest, this is an intelligence game, right? Why is it hidden there ? Do you have an implanted task? Or is it right? The implanted task requires us to hide there ? Isn’t this a brain game? It’s not what they asked. No one asked. He did it to protect his intelligence. In fact, brother, I can see it. Today, even if you give in to them, they can’t see it. You are so proud. In fact, they should be able to see it, right? How much have you exerted ? I have only exerted 80% of my strength. No wonder they say that your development has not yet reached 1%, that is, 99% of your skills have not been used . Are there any other tricks? There are big tricks and big tricks. Let me tell you that the big trick of Aitamei’s sales champion Zhuo Ao is that it is against 9 1. Self-protection prebiotics are designed. After five days, you can see that there is still a 99% golden effect. That is the real fast and stable. Next time, add it and we will “annihilate” them together. That’s a must. That’s right. This is the real championship strength. Let them be like this today . Just now, he followed us at the door. Can I be on the same team with you next time? Can I be on the same team with you next time? This is your teammate. It’s not the captain . It’s the captain . The captain directly betrayed him. I should have been recording variety shows for more than ten years. The worst person is actually Naiwen. Did you win the variety show just now ? I didn’t feel that you really won . Didn’t you win the game? It doesn’t mean that you won the variety show. Isn’t it mainly because it’s too easy to win against me ? Isn’t that the reason to come again next time? Next time I come, I’ll join you in a group. Naiwen brother, this is it. We represent all the Wu Ha program team and give you a privilege. Do you have any helpers you want to bring? Do you have any people who you think can help you turn the tables? Just find them from the entertainment industry and bring them here. We welcome you anytime. Or find someone who is more embarrassing than you, then you won’t be the most embarrassing. That makes sense. You can find five or six people who are more unlucky and embarrassing than you . And I have to find a big brother who can compete with the big brother. You just said you wanted to join, and now you have to compete. You want to compete now and you have to compete. You ‘re quite stubborn. After I find them, I’ll join you in a group . Let’s torture him. Who do you think is more unlucky than you, who will lose to you ? You can say two first, one or two That’s very miserable . After this episode is broadcast, we will know that you invited me just to embarrass me, right? We won’t broadcast it . If we don’t broadcast it, we will watch it ourselves. I don’t believe that you won’t broadcast it. Keep it a secret. Let’s keep it suspenseful . Come on, Brother Naiwen, let’s do a small implant. It’s your first time to know. Let me first talk about Brother Naiwen. Is the clue of Du Xiaoman’s help useful? Then I read this. It’s the first time I know that this sponsor can be used in this way . I have also heard of Du Xiaoman. The interest rate is cheap. Using it to turn over funds saves money and worry. It is a good business partner and a good helper with money. In the future, if you want to win in the game, you still have to partner with Du Xiaoman. Can I say this? What does it mean to want to win? Is it okay? Especially after adding the last sentence, this implant is established. Okay, comrades, let ‘s go . It’s getting late. We had a lot of fun. Let’s call it a day. Bye , hit the board, one, two, three