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Then let me first explain the rules of the game. The following project tests both vision and hearing. It is called “North-South eavesdropping storm”. It is a made- up
name . The eavesdropper is one of
Teacher Fan and Brother Naiwen. When Teacher Fan eavesdrops, he stands behind the sofa. The rule is that his feet cannot go beyond the back of the sofa. Then Teacher Fan sits on this stool. Didn’t Teacher Fan go there? You guys come and demonstrate. Okay, let ‘s deduce it. With such poor language logic, it ‘s okay . Got it? Come on , come on, okay, this is my strong point, and this counts as a question . Rock-paper-scissors, this is also a question, let’s not go, let’s go. I didn’t say paper, it ‘s not rock-paper-scissors . You can’t say paper. You can’t be so dishonest. Really, you can’t say paper. Not only have you already played it out, it ‘s not
me. Rock-paper -scissors, you played it out. It’s not you, it ‘s because of your own reasons, you delayed it, it’s not called playing it out. The athlete’s reaction is to keep up with your best rhythm. You rock-paper-scissors, I haven’t got here. I am rock-paper-scissors, you have got here. Your hands and mouth are inconsistent. Let’s help the old man, the three of us. What are we doing to the three of you? We didn’t play it out , we didn’t play it out, we finally remembered to help him speak, we didn’t play it out , come and sit down. Who is making a fake move, I’ll come How about saying rock-paper-scissors? Okay, my rhythm is third party. Okay,
one, two, three, rock-paper-scissors, this also counts as a question, right? This is fine. Accept it . Why are you sweating so much? I’m nervous. Aren’t you awesome? You’re so weak. You ‘re too weak today. Okay, big brother, answer the question first. Naiwen, brother, eavesdrop first, right ? Big brother, answer the question . It’s up to you. Wait a minute, let me see if the number of words matters. That’s roughly what it means. In case of a fire, what number should we call, right? It can’t go beyond the back of the chair, right? I only stipulate that your feet can’t go beyond the back of the chair, this is very simple, Naiwen, be careful, Naiwen, brother , but I can’t see him. You’re lying down. Help me up. It’s easier to get up when you sit down. It’s difficult for him to lie forward. I know that he can just stick to my back. You can support me and come forward. Just lie on me. Brother Naiwen, can you go further ? Brother Naiwen, Brother Naiwen, can you go further ? That ‘s great. Wait a minute, it will start . What ? Can he get here? His feet haven’t passed . Isn’t this the same distance? Get ready. What do you mean by get ready? Start ? Then I can only rely on my eyes. It hurts . I ‘m sorry. It’s a foul. You ‘re holding on to my chair. Why are you holding on to my chair? Really, I’ve known you for so many years and I’ve never thought you were so tall. How could you be so tall? There’s a fire . There’s a fire. What phone call are you making? Answer quickly . What are you calling? We’ve finished answering. We’ve finished answering. We said 119. 119 119 said 119 119 we won we won we won we won one question no it’s not a repetition my sentence is to answer the question right it is to answer the question not a repetition it’s a question and answer it ‘s not a repetition I can’t hear it’s a question and answer I thought it was a repetition it was a repetition of Brother Chao’s words Brother Fan repeated the question very clearly if I had known this would happen I would have stood there you thought you didn’t repeat it right me you also repeated it what is the point of calling if there is a fire I said 119 119 said 119 19 119 said 119 119 OK I see continue we can change people right let’s change this should we change the big brother let me try right okay you say I can still listen you listen I listen we have to interfere we have to interfere the other party they are not helping them they will definitely distract your attention that is right don’t bother with him whatever he does I know you three are responsible for that one get them out of the way get them out of the way Let’s get started . Can I answer this? Do you understand? We are invincible. He doesn’t even know what it is . Do you have any tissues ? Give him some tissues. I can give him some tissues . You get some tissues . Don’t touch me. He touched me. Get some tissues . Get some tissues . Get some tissues . I didn’t move. You can’t commit a foul. You can’t commit a foul . You can’t hold it. It’s not you who touched us. You disturbed me. Brother Naiwen, sit back. Sit back. You ca n’t overtake . Overtake steadily . You have to overtake steadily. We didn’t overtake . Slow down. Slow down. Big brother, big brother, what ‘s the matter? There are two words like overtaking and overtaking . After answering, no, this is not okay. This is completely big brother, you are interfering too much. You are digging here, the interference is too great. You can’t dig. You see , I have to hold your hand. You keep digging here and can’t interfere. It’s not like this. Let’s be honest. We southerners are reasonable. He keeps digging. He dug first, right? So he broke the rules first. Teacher Fan asked me if I wanted a tissue first. Yes, yes, he said I wanted a tissue , but why was he pulling it? It ‘s not you, right? Look at where your sofa is. Look, then the rest of us won’t participate . No, you look back, look at this position. First, the sofa was in violation. We ask the arbitrator to judge. Their sofa is too close. Take a look and see how far our sofa is. Look at our sofa . We will be there too, right? But why was he pulling it there? Okay, I will arbitrate both parties. Because Teacher Fan interfered with the conversation and then Teacher Li pulled the stool , both sides were deducted one point. Then you will get one point if you answer the question correctly. Now it’s two to one. Why? Why ? Because of the authority of the arbitrator? This is what should be punished and has been punished. Those who should get points added and those who should get points subtracted are all in place. Come on, continue. You said why can’t you talk? It’s a violation and you will get points deducted . What if you don’t talk? What ‘s wrong with the answer ? Did you calculate it wrong? No, he is very smart. He talked about half of it first , and then he reported one. He said, add three, nine , seven, sixty-three , sixty-six , is there an addition in the stem? That’s amazing . That’s amazing. Half a beat late , right? He said it in a divided way. He is smart. This is strategy. Only strategy can be used. What’s the score now ? The pirate ship is waiting for you. It’s not over yet. There are four little “wolf lambs” sitting on the pirate ship. Don’t show off yet . It’s not over yet . Come on, let me see. Let me listen to one. I want to eat something sweeter. I want to eat a strawberry ice cream. Can he understand? Otherwise, get a magnifying glass and get some sunlight. His pupil is so big. Hey, can you not read? It’s been so long . We really can’t lie down so early in the next round. We can’t lie down so early. What’s wrong? There is no genius. It took so long to look at it. Is it a good question? What you said is that the answer is very difficult. No, we can’t give them that one again. Strawberry, strawberry, strawberry, you swore. No, I didn’t say it. How could I swear? What are you looking at me for ? What is the English of strawberry? Turn it up a little bit. Alpaca , not that strawberry’s English. English, English , English , English. Zhang Xiaowan , what is hard implantation in English ? Pylorus seems to be English . Strawberry ‘s English. Strawberry , how can the English of strawberry be this kind of question? Strawberry (strawberry) strawberry (strawberry) strawberry (strawberry) strawberry (strawberry) He said, he said , I said what I said first, he said , his voice was too soft and he didn’t hear us passing the voice to tell you, no, I said it first, I just said it when I was watching him, no, Wang Mian said it first, it wasn’t Naiwen who said it first, you didn’t hear it after he finished speaking, I repeated it again , sorry, he interrupted me, I think this is very simple, now please wait a moment, let me put it this way, Brother Chao will definitely not be able to answer this question, it ’s impossible , why do you repeat it again, the English of strawberry is strawberry (strawberry) strawberry (strawberry) Strawberry (strawberry) He is also you. You said strawberry (strawberry). Please spell out the letters. Who is correct? Who is correct? Take two pieces of paper . Take two pieces of paper . No prompts. You two write it by yourselves. Okay, okay? I don’t like writing things. This question is so difficult. I thought about it. I won’t copy yours. Did someone say it? No, we didn’t have any prompts . Old Deng looked at the number of letter matches . He wanted to write the alphabet. I tell you, this is definitely not here. Come on, a camera teacher , come on, a camera teacher , come on , deduct points. Deduct points. I think for the sake of dignity, this thing should be destroyed. Come on, come on, what bad idea did you come up with ? Strawberry (strawberry), did I write it completely correctly? Now it’s like this. I will announce that Naiwen’s spelling of strawberry (strawberry) is completely correct. An elderly person wrote such a long string of letters without any mistakes. Why don’t you give us one point? I got two points. Eavesdropping is successful, which means two points. Three to three, three to three, right? Come on,
you can continue. My English is so good. It’s really amazing . Okay? It’s really amazing . Let me guess. I ‘m not convinced . He blocked me and it was a foul. He didn’t block me. At that angle, you two, don’t tell me. We are still missing a pair at the door of our house. We are still missing a pair . This is quite appropriate. There is a pair of stone lions. Then we are missing you two. Let’s start. Man, you should have a sense of shame. What are you looking at ? Is this a question? Whose famous saying is ” Man, you should have a sense of shame”? Whose famous saying is “Man, you should have a sense of shame”? Who asked it and said it should be the answer ? I really don’t know. I heard the question clearly. How would I know whose it is? I really don’t know. Why should I tell you again ? I’m helping you think . It’s a man . Thank you. Add one point for the next step . It’s not that you can’t go down. At least he didn’t hear the question clearly, he knew it. I know the question, so he said to judge me. If I didn’t answer it, I would also lose points. I heard the question but didn’t answer it. I think I should lose two points . No , at least I heard it. I got all the questions right,
but I didn’t answer it. How do you prove that you heard it ? Yes , how do you prove that you heard it? I can tell him that this is not okay. It’s cheating . It doesn’t matter if you answer it wrong, no points will be deducted . He doesn’t know what it is. Yes , the place of origin is right. The people there are from where. They are not from the same place. Wang Shuo is from Beijing . I really don’t know about Beijing. Chen He doesn’t know, right? Then we can change the question . But we have to give some points, right? No , we can’t give points. Chen He, come up and take a look at the question. Can you tell me what the question is? Let Chen He say no. Is it from a movie or TV show? Isn’t that what the question was just now? Can I tell you? I’ll just make a move. Man should have shame. Shame on you. What is the question? Who said man should have shame ? A lot of people have said it . A lot of people have said it in movies or TV shows. It’s not that there’s something wrong with them. They both cut off the internet . There’s something wrong with the person who asked the question and the person who answered it. Just act like a horse. Let me guess it, okay ? Let’s start. He shook it. You didn’t say you can’t shake your head. The flash light. I looked at my hands. Talking counts as talking. Talking counts as interference. English and Chinese . Cai Guoqing , wait a minute. Mr. Cai Guoqing , right ? Wait, he didn’t say it. The full name is right. He is right. He is right. He is right. Just listen to me. It’s okay . This little “wolf” from the north is okay. Don’t say it. What are you doing? A ray of light. I’m sorry. I’m going to bungee jump.