【哈哈哈哈哈 第五季】EP10-7：两个胆小鬼之间互相嘲讽，邓超和陈赫被吓出双眼皮！《哈哈哈哈哈S5》HAHAHAHAHA S5
The game starts and I’m so scared that I’m going to cry. Brother He is leaving. Don’t worry, I’ll protect you. Are n’t you scared? I’m scared, but I want to go back and take the “departure picture”. Let’s go. Brother Lan, as long as you see the location of this machine , there will be angel wings hidden. Isn’t there that dot? What ? Where did it come from? What’s going on? I don’t know where it came from . An object was lost . No, I told you that you can’t go in. It’s so scary. Let’s not go together . I can’t go in anymore . You see, there are people over there. I told you that you can’t go in. They are all photographers . I told you that you can’t go in. Why did you suddenly see this broken thing? Where did this basin fall from? It scared me . It’s okay . I can’t do it. I just saw them being quiet. You see , no matter what, there are five of us , not five people. We are six and we are still together. We are still safe. If we scare them together, they will also be scared. No , I’m not afraid. I’m so scared . There is a sound. Why is the music following me ? I don’t know what. Don’t scream. I will be scared to death by her. I feel that there must be something walking in here. I think we can’t do this. It seems too useless. I will cover my ears and I won’t be afraid anymore. Okay, go in. This is too scary. This is too scary . It’s not like this. If we are too close, we will hit each other if we are scared. I will go in like this. I will take a look first. I will take a look at your voice. A little quieter. Sorry, I covered my ears. Turn around. I covered my ears and can’t hear you. I’ll scratch it. Do n’t hit me. I won’t. Come out , come out . There’s no one there . I feel like there’s someone there. He must have been trapped by me. Then I’ll go in . Let’s go in. We’re too timid. We’re at the door, not afraid that there’s no one inside. What’s the situation? Why is there a person in this box ? What is it? Is it Wang Mian ? Wang Mian is inside. Wait a minute , now that we’re inside, let’s find out. Yes, I think there’s actually nothing inside . There’s really nothing , Wang Mian. I get it. The scariest thing is, does Brother Chao have something? You’re not a “thing” anyway. You’re really not a “thing”. Everyone, come in, come in. Let’s come in together. Don’t be afraid, okay? What is this ? I didn’t hit this area. There’s nothing on the left. Why are you running? What’s going on? Where did he come from ? Something caught you. What is that ? Is it a “zombie” ? It’s not a thing. Just now, I saw a man come out. Brother He, what are you doing? He won’t go in. I think we should check this side. There was nothing in that one just now. Did you open it and check the cabinet? There’s nothing inside. I did n’t dare to look. Wang Zulan and Fan Zhiyi have found the first pair of angel wings. Who found it? Brother Fan and Teacher Fan, where did he find it? Give me a light to see. Give me a light to see. We can’t see this presbyopia (eyes) It doesn’t matter to us. I ‘ll give you my reading glasses. You can tell me the direction. Which points you want to hide things? We can’t see the direction. It’s this one, this point. There is no machine at this point. There is nothing inside. There is something . You fooled me , and he said there is . The scariest place is the safest place. Is it possible ? Now the machine is here. It ‘s scary. It’s okay. Can we go through this door? It’s not that you go from here. This one has it. Don’t be afraid of this one. There is also this one. Do n’t you think there is that one? Let’s grab it first. Come here , here , right , okay, take it first. You have to wear it first. It’s okay, Zulan, it ‘s okay, it’s okay , it’s okay , Zulan, slow down, slow down, right? This one , right? You don’t have reading eyes. You actually found
it. It’s the same here. There is a green box and a blue box. It’s okay. We will always get off work. It’s impossible not to get off work. There is something in it
. No, I think I’m wearing it. It’s so scary. Brother He, where have you been? Do you think there’s something in here? Should we go in and get it? Brother He, who are you in a group with ? We’re the two of us, so go and find it quickly. What are you doing? I think there should be something in here . There must be something here. But it means that I might get out “bang”. You’re the only one in there . I can’t get out either . Let’s try to go in or not. Let’s talk about it separately. First, look at the door. How many times do you think this big room can scare you ? If it doesn’t work, we can help each other. They follow us to build up their courage and come in, and then the two of us help them to build up their courage and go in again and find another place. There should be one here. I see it. After walking about ten steps forward, I feel its powerful force. It’s very powerful. You will immediately see a red dot. I didn’t see the dot. I saw that dot. That’s the camera, right? Take another step forward. Do you dare to go in? We are moving forward step by step. I feel I will lose my life if I go in. This is too fierce. Who is this? Is that an NPC (non-player character)? It’s “zombies”. The sky is vast and the wilderness is boundless. Going back to my hometown , “zombies” are coming . Who is that Brother Zulan, “zombies” ? Where did you get the wings ? Be scared and see what kind of wings they look like. Where did you get your wings ? Isn’t it that scary room ? That room is the horror house, right? There is one in the surprise house. Yes, there is one in this one. Can we go in together ? I think the scarier the better. Yes, it must be glowing. Or is it a big glow ? There is this glowing one. It’s easy to find. Just stand here and feel something sucking you in. Look at the door. There is a chair here . Where is it? There is a chair and a bench and there is a bench. What’s that? Brother, I think there is a lot of “resentment” in here. Not only is there a lot of “resentment”, it ‘s all fake. It doesn’t matter how scary it can be . Don’t panic. This is too fierce. Do you want me to accompany you ? How can you get in ? This is a “dead end”, it ‘s really a “dead end”. There is a green light. Is that the photographer or that one? It’s too far away. Who dares to take that one? Don’t be afraid. There is nothing to be afraid of. There are so many people. We tell you not to do this. If you really want to form a circle in front, behind, left and right, you will know which side is coming. It’s good for you. If you all go to the front, I think the more you talk, the scarier it will be. All go to the front. Someone is scaring you from behind. Should we have a meeting outside before coming in ? I’ll ask you. Do you think everyone will run away ? Don’t panic, Brother Chao, come back, Brother Chao, you have this circus here , it’s even scarier. What does it have to do with us, Zuo Lan, you guys might as well let big brother take the three of them in first, but he didn’t allow you to help. You didn’t help, you just wanted to take a look, and then they just happened to meet the three girls in there. You beg me, I beg you,
beg you, big brother, I beg you, who disliked us in the first round? Who disliked us in the first round and didn’t join our group? Now I’m begging you to join us. Please, please leave . No, my heart rate is already very high. My heart rate is very high. Can you be in the front? Brother Chao, why? Because I think you are scarier than a “ghost”, really you are scarier than a “ghost”, in fact, it’s right there. The scary thing is right there, right there, right there . Then there’s no problem with the two of us being together. Can we do it? Can we do it ? Where is Brother Fan? Brother Fan is in the front. No,
then who are we in the same group with? Now there’s nothing So-called later, you see there is a person right in front of me. There is no shadow . There is a person. Is he coming ? There is a person coming right in front of me. Did you see him ? He is coming. He is coming . He is coming. He is really coming . He is really coming. Wait a minute, he is coming. I am fine. We won. None of us is gentlemanly. So ladies, let’s be honest . To be honest, we can’t take care of you . Sorry , you can find big brother (them) together. We are really ashamed . You should form your own team. We have reached the limit. A broken jar has been thrown to the limit. Just now, I gathered all the courage of a father, a teammate, and a son in one person, and all of them collapsed. But I am honest, but I am honest, if you say that as a father , let me think about it. If my daughter wants me to go in, will I go in? I should go in alone. It’s really possible for one person to come in . Yes , it’s possible. This great fatherly love can transcend everything . An An, sister, let me tie my shoelaces. I saw that when you were running just now, I also tied them a little loose today. Dad also has to tell you that I have won. Dad will not back down again. No difficulties can make Dad back down, okay? Let ‘s go back and buy another cat . Let ‘s go, come here , brother Chao, shoelaces boss, are your shoelaces not tied yet? Come on, your shoelaces are not tied yet. Then why don’t we not go in ? It ‘s a bit crowded . To be honest, it’s a bit crowded. Why don’t we go over there ? I feel that it’s not necessarily good to stay in this place
all the time. Yes , let’s go because I really don’t dare to go in. Let’s go now . We
just went in and we didn’t. Let’s go to our stage. Okay, let’s go. How are you doing this ? It’s your courage as a father. Let’s make friends. Everyone has children . I don’t have children yet. Yes, one has children and the other doesn’t. I don’t have children yet. Please give me some face. You have to give me a big one later. I have to fall down . My daughter has to laugh at my face. Very bad. If I hurt myself if I fall, I won’t even have a chance to have my daughter and son. Yes, Wang Mian fell today and fell in one place. Help , An An sister, you see, I didn’t run away . An An sister, cut, we can’t even get into the door, what should we do? I looked and there is nothing in this room. Let’s go. There is nothing here . The director team is very smart. They made a big room to scare me, but there is nothing in it . Come out. Why did I hear Brother Chao’s voice? Brother Chao, they are shouting over there. It ‘s okay, it’s okay, it’s endless. Cameraman, you guys walk slower, but actually they are here. It’s safe for us. I also think , just let them walk slower, and then we can jump on them. I saw someone inside. I saw someone, Brother Chao, I saw someone, right here, a bunch of people, a bunch of people. Aren’t they all people? They are all people. How dare we go in ? I don’t want to make it like this in a moment. There must be a real person inside. There must be, there must be. Don’t scare me , really don’t. I think it looks like that one. I saw it , with long hair. That one really can’t come. I’m coming, you come.
What are you afraid of? I’m fine. I ‘m just moving around. I’m just moving around. What should I do? No, be careful . When you run, be careful. There’s no sound. I think it’s coming. It’s not a problem. I don’t know where I am now. Where do you think I am? I think I am in a car. What should I do? Look for me quickly. Where are you going ? No, I didn’t leave. I came over. I really came over. I think we are very powerful. You see, we have moved sideways to this side now. We have not said to stay in the same place. You see, we have been very powerful all the time. We are getting closer and closer. That is real . It’s not him. He is not a real person. His legs are so thin. They can’t be real. They are all fake . They are not real. His legs are so thin. There are no wings here. Let’s look for it here. There is nothing in the car. There is nothing at all . Come here quickly, Brother Chao. Brother Chao, don’t be afraid . Come quickly, come quickly . Come quickly, come quickly. It’s coming out . Run quickly. Didn’t you say it was fake? Then how could the legs be so thin ? Is there anything over there? There must be something inside that. It is absolutely , absolutely, absolutely , a place that no one dares to enter. Forget it. I thought you were going to say what’s here. There must be something on top of it in the bumper car. There must be so many machines in this car waiting for us here . Is this a bumper car? Bumper cars are fun . It must be inside the bumper car. Let’s play bumper cars. No, there are dummies inside. I’m telling you, Wang Mian, there is Wang Mian inside They are all fake. Not
all of them are fake. There must be real ones . I know that’s not the case , but this person is too scary . But how can we get up? Don’t be afraid. Everything is fake. This world is full of materialism. Let’s go, Wang Mian. Let’s go. We are not afraid at all. Come on , you guys do it. We are not afraid at all . Brother, these are all fake. You don’t have to be afraid at all. Okay, don’t let the “ghost” tell us not to be afraid of you, Wang Mian. He is looking for it . This figure is a little bloated . Look, standing here, everything is fake. Wen Jing found it. We found the wings. Get off work soon. Thank you . I am so mad at you, brother . They found it . They found it here . Who found it? You just put it there. The two of us found it. Where did you find it? In the bumper car . Where is the bumper car? In one of the cars in the last row of bumper cars. Brother Chao, we didn’t see the last car. In one of the cars in the last row of bumper cars . We have found it. Aren’t there a row of bumper cars neatly placed there? Yes, the one in the middle . Then there is a box inside. It is inside a black box , still black. There are two green small Lights, I saw the black box, did you see it ? Didn’t you see the two green lights? It’s not that the wings are open and there are wings inside. You saw it. No, maybe it was activated at that time because an NPC (non-player character) just came out, and then we ran. He stood up behind me and hugged me and kissed me. Is it true or not? You heard him say, Lao Deng , let the girls go back. I think it ‘s us two here too . We are worried about them. Right, don’t scare the girls anymore, okay? Let everyone in the whole park walk together and rush towards us in one second. It’s not scary enough . There is no reaction. Your hair is blown up. Did you get double eyelids because of fear? Push a close-up. Come closer and you can see his double eyelids. You saw his double eyelids popped out because of fear . You were in the dark just now. In fact, we really have to thank our girls for what to thank. You are really timid. We have to thank you for your timidity, otherwise it would seem that we are not. Didn’t you say that she is very brave? I am, but I am brave. Just now, you saw her. I was on the railing. Now I know that you were instructing the boss, Brother Chao, to go there. Then I followed me and I said okay , go a little more to the left , a little more to the left, and she flipped out in an instant. I have never been like a monkey over such a high railing , iron railing, and the two of them jumped out. You were a hurdler, right? But this, this looks a bit like someone from your company. It ’s really Xiaowan . For the company, let’s give it a try. Okay, we have to show other companies how powerful we are. Yes, how powerful we are. This is the first round. What does this mean? Then they will go alone (in a group), right ? Right? They don’t need it. Then my search just now was in vain, right? Right? There is no proof that you are second , which proves that I am second. They are tied for third, right? Okay, let’s start the second round right away