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I haven’t had such an experience in many years. I remember that when we lived together before , it was when the drama was touring in other places. We were so happy at that time. We could walk around Sanya every day, eat, play, and not go anywhere else. We stayed in this room for half a month. The purpose of the training was to hope that no one would snore too loudly. It’s also difficult to be the big brother. I don’t have any responsibilities . I just follow. I’m responsible for my appearance. I’m a flower, responsible for beauty. I’m a person who suppresses others with wisdom. Others have misjudged me. I’m not good at these. I have my own ideas and can bring many new and different inspirations to everyone. I ‘m responsible for logistics. For example, if you are injured , I’ll get you a band-aid. If you have a cold, I’ll give you a You use drugs to make inferences and make nonsense. I think I should be OK. The Mahua family is assembled. My brother is at work. My inside acceleration master, stop. Acceleration master, stop. Thank you, brother. I don’t want to drink. I have to cut off whatever I drink. This is not okay. This is too difficult. Do you really want to replace me with a young and beautiful female partner ? Of course, what are you driving? Bury that thing. Tai, how do you play this? We must let all the audience see our show. Hahaha, we can live up to the audience ‘s expectations of us. The first “Village Sound Brook” rural three-wheeled vehicle rally officially opened. It’s so handsome. Jiye Xia Luo is worth appreciating. Shen Teng, you are not funny at all. Our Mahua resident wants to fight the guests. It’s nothing. Brother, we are on the same team. Congratulations. Fa Cai Ruonan has a really sharp and beautiful voice. We have been partners for so many years . I gave my partner a highlight moment. What’s wrong with you? You made me cry “to death”. I am very grateful for the opportunity to give everyone together. Brother , we don’t have the opportunity to have so much time to live together, eat together, play together and work together every day. Our youth, our youth, “Mahua Te Kai Xin 2” is all together and we are very happy . We are back to the happiness and purity when we performed a drama together . We are young again. Let us old friends get together once . This is very precious. It feels like escaping from famine. Shouldn’t you make a beautiful appearance? Why are you still standing there? Waiting for Wen He. You have a home now. This is you. I looked at him for a long time and I thought he was from the director’s team. He’s so handsome. Now there are myopia glasses and sunglasses that can be combined. Which car is number two ? Come here and pull my luggage for me. Aren’t you in the same car with me? If we are in the same car, I have to come over and pull your luggage too. This warm man is different after getting married. Are you still waiting? Wen He, that’s not necessary. This is not a couple program. Are you going to open the car door for me? The key is that you see that all the gentlemen open the car door. Come here and let me help you and straighten your skirt. If there is no need, do I have to wait for someone here ? Is there a driver here ? Are we in the same car? Brother , it should be, the program crew must have heard my call, so you see how much weight your words carry. Car number four is right here, fasten your seat belt and wait for my teammates Such a strong wind messed up my makeup and hair that I just did. Who will be my teammate? What is this
task card, right? Let’s wait for him to come and watch it together. It feels like shooting a video log. Is this it? Tutu and brother got in the car. Man, I said at that time that I wanted to be in a group with you the most. Unfortunately, I didn’t say you. Let’s go. Take a look at the task card. My makeup and hair are done. I just got in the car and said this. It ‘s over. The wind today is too embarrassing. This strong wind, that car, right? This seaside city, the wind is strong. Adjust the air conditioner to the best temperature for my partner. I will serve him today. Double rhyme, why don’t you come? Brother is great . The temperature I adjusted for you is great. What are the tasks on the task card? Welcome to join Happy Twist 2 22nd anniversary welcome to join happy twist 22nd anniversary team building trip next you will be in pairs to stay in the Maya house where this trip is to stay Maya house Maya house preparation task team building launch party content and link planning goal let everyone have fun first stop yingzhou market that is equivalent to us to decorate the atmosphere group preparation task team building launch party ingredients procurement work goal
let everyone eat and drink well destination Mahua house Maya house preparation task you can do whatever you want just wrote Maya house that’s great then we’ll go home directly let’s go set off from Yingzhou market first let’s go to the coffee shop how old are you brother is it true or false yes it’s true you have a driver’s license just got it brother can you do it you can’t I can drive okay right you see you hit it a little big this time right no it’s not necessary brother then you coach today when you take this black cup you can’t tell my identity how to open this cup why can’t I twist it open what kind
of cup is this the cup opens like that press the button in the middle push it in for me the high technology left to me by the last coach how old were you when you first entered Mahua 21 years old 21 now 45 years old you “Charlotte Troubles” that year right
“Charlotte Troubles” At that time you were not working as an assistant to your brother which brother was Teng brother you two are cousins right then I was hanging around the monitor and then big devil asked me to play the role of a doorman to open the door that made the first pot of gold in my life acting 2000 yuan 2000 to make a movie my first pot of gold seems to be 120 yuan 120 for crosstalk and I started with 300 yuan for a play you have been doing it for all these years it is not easy just relying on backdoors purely relying on Just work hard . It’s okay if you don’t work hard. Brother, you closed the windows when you said that. It’s okay . If it’s not going to be broadcast, just choose this part and don’t cut it . I won’t say anything afterwards. I won’t say a word for twelve episodes. I’ll open the windows to dissipate the heat. Wipe the sweat. Don’t be nervous . I won’t say anything. You started acting in Mahua from “Little Mahua”. You are a promotion from “Little Mahua”. You signed “Little Mahua” at the age of 13 to act in this stage play and musical. You are 13 years old this year . Why do you talk so old-fashioned? I’m still thinking about how to introduce it to my brothers and sisters. How do you say it yourself ? What do you want to do? I want to know how to do the whole flower work brother rap . You know how about this? Yes, I know a little bit. Let’s start like this. I’ll listen to it first. It doesn’t sound like playing rap or listening to brother. You step on my foot, and then we can be happy. I said happy brother, you said twist, you have thought about it for me, right? I want to see who I will be in the same car with, and then who I will be in the same car with, let him accompany me. I like to play something abstract, you know, I will be happy, and then you twist , happy twist , I don’t know what my brothers and sisters are doing. Today they asked me, guess who you are in the same car with A room is just a car . You said out your little thoughts . I was scared to death. You can be happy with whoever you are in the same room with . With such a beautiful woman sitting in your car, I really have the energy to touch up the makeup . They asked you what your responsibility is this time, Sister Li.
I said I am responsible for being beautiful. I think it is best to record a program with familiar people, right? Of course, Ali, did you know me first or Brother Teng first ? Of course I knew you first. We knew each other before Mahua . If we were not acting in “A City Full of Pyramids”, did you know Brother Teng? I don’t know. Actually, I think we were very grateful for the play when we performed together. It’s not just that we got to know each other. Another reason is that because of that play , many people saw us Mahua. It was also because of that play that they saw us in “A City Full of Pyramids” and said that these two actors were interesting. At that time, the play was indeed very powerful and very popular in that era. Teacher He also knew me
because of that play , right? Of course , he watched it five or six times. He said that he laughed “crazy” after the first time, and then he brought his family and friends to watch it repeatedly. When I first met you, you were different from now and didn’t like to talk. I also thought at that time that I had offended you. Why did this person look difficult to approach or was he shy? Later I found out that this boy was more introverted and really didn’t have a heart. I didn’t mention this theme . It was you who said it. Can we remove the heartlessness this season and play a person with a lot of heart? Then I can just perform normally and it will be back to normal, right? Why did you look at me with a guilty conscience after saying this ? You knew I would have a reaction, right? I want to see the cutest reaction again. That Wen He Who will be in the same car with me? Who knows if this is OK? I feel cold. Maybe it ‘s because I heard this voice. I feel cold too. I ‘m ready to go. Today I’ll accompany you to see the prosperity of this world. Let’s turn off the real-time playback. It doesn’t matter. It’s cool to listen to. It makes you calm. We haven’t been back for more than a year. There are cockroaches in our house, right? I went back and saw cockroaches. The cockroaches in the south are oily and shiny. When you are not around, people become the masters of cockroaches. Fortunately, what I fear most is rats. The rats looked at me in the restaurant and walked towards me in small square steps. I ran away and said to the boss. Can you chase that rat away? It came out in two seconds . I chased it away. When I went back, we looked at each other again. It should be the chef of this restaurant , but this kind of thing is actually very normal here . The ecology is good , the weather is good, and everything is long-lived and not afraid of people. After looking at each other, it came over. You said you wanted to leave your contact information. What? Brother Lun called me . Hello. You said hello. Who is it? Baby , what ? Brother Lun , who are you with ? Guess it’s me, me, or me? He has to look at the map. Don’t bother him. The two of you talking on the phone together is enough to bother him. Answer the phone. Brother Teng has something important to tell you. You said we are preparing the ingredients for lunch. Ali said hot pot. I want to ask what you want to eat, right? Then make two flower rolls. Okay , let me see. Brother Alan will twist it for you now . Brother, I want to ask if you have anything special you want to eat. As soon as I heard it, I knew what kind of food I wanted to eat, such as seafood. I want to eat some vegetables. I don’t know much about what I want to eat . Just buy expensive things. Okay, brother, no problem. You still buy expensive things. Alan said he would ask you to reimburse him when he got back. You still buy expensive things . You still buy expensive things . I don’t eat seafood much. Just make some potato chips, cabbage, etc. “Green belts” are delicious . Dip them in pickles . There is no need to eat hot pot and drink hot pot . Go back and drink hot pot at night . Brother, we know that . See you later . Okay, you guys can do what you want. Okay, bye, brother , come back to me. Bye. They are a group of two. They are Before I bought it, I heard that they had many groups. I didn’t expect that we were the planning group. I heard that there was a “Follow Your Heart” group in the market. I really admired the ” Follow Your Heart” group . I don’t know who it is, but it’s the “Follow Your Heart” group. You can lie down and do whatever you want. It seems that we are not the best group. But the planning power is not very big . Can we let them make the “Follow Your Heart” group move and do some dirty and tiring work? I’m going to the toilet quickly. I sat down and played it, not myself. It ‘s not really loud. Anyway, planning is better than going to the vegetable market to buy vegetables. Alan stepped on it, right? Get up and give it to it . Should I save it or not? Save it. I picked it up. I stepped on it. Sorry , how much is it? Mantis shrimp is 120 yuan per catty. I have been swallowing my saliva. I am so hungry. I didn’t even have lunch. Someone kicked me. The fish moved and scared me to death. Alan, how come it is still a horror movie when I come out to buy vegetables with you ? Our local mantis shrimps are quite big . Thank you, thank you , you are welcome . Let’s go. At this moment, I envy those without hair. Their hair is all messed up by being blown. Indeed, thank you . Okay , I am really hungry . Let’s go. Let’s go quickly. Put the vegetables in place. Don’t spill the fish anymore . I’ll let the fish watch it. The fish is watching the shrimp. Hello, you OK, hello, I’m from the bank. Do we need a loan? No need to hang up. Thank you. Hello, don’t hang up. Let us introduce this loan, okay? Hello , hello , hello , hello , hello. Is this Mr. Ai ? Is this Mr. Ai? Chang Yuan . Hello, hello, is this Mr. Ai and Ms. Ma? Chang Yuan . Wait a
minute. Wait a minute. Are you driving ? Wait a minute . Chang Yuan. Are you driving? Chang Yuan, you’re so annoying. I almost hung up. How long do we have? We’re going to buy groceries. Let’s hurry up , okay? Are you ready ? What ‘s your mission? We’re staying here. We don’t have any mission. You two should decorate the house, put up flowers and fireworks . Okay, don’t worry, Sister Li. The place is really messy now . There are things all over it, but we need to put the carpets, big beds, big pillows, big sofas and so on. We have put them all in place. Wait for you to come and wash some fruits so that we can feel at home when we go in. Don’t worry. Turn on the air conditioner . I’m driving. Okay, goodbye, Brother Lun. Let’s start arranging the flowers. The only thing we need to do is to see if there are any fruits. Let’s go to the kitchen. It looks good, so new, and there is a small courtyard . Mahua is very happy , but this is it. We are here, right? There is no car . No, Chang Yuan must have arrived . Chang Yuan must have arrived . They live here. I’ll help you take your luggage in first. Come out quickly. You two can sit in the room. We want to wash some fruits or something. There is no sofa or anything. Everything is that. You Look at you, there is no Chang Yuan. There is also a hug. Do you have any luggage? Do you want to take it in? Take it in. You are going to live in it. Brother, you want to live in the car, right? Don’t take the luggage. Ali and I have agreed that we can live anywhere. Brother, I really can’t stand it. Don’t forget that you are a married person. Find out where the kitchen is first. Can we take a tour first? The kitchen is on the basement floor. Let’s take a look around. Let’s put the things in the kitchen first because there are seafood . It’s so comfortable. The swimming pool is pretty good. It’s so handsome, so comfortable, so beautiful , and the wind is so strong. We are in a bay here to plan for the launch of the party. Think of a trick. What can I do ? I can’t open my mouth. When I open my mouth, my mouth is full of sand. The wind is really too strong. It seems that this bay is not a sheltered harbor. Go inside, over there, the wind is too strong. Don’t catch a cold . Let’s go. I didn’t come up with any tricks , so I paced back and forth here. This little place is really comfortable. The wind is much quieter here. You see, you want me to write a plan. I’ll write a little trick for each one. You tell me the outline and I’ll take a look at the content planning of the launch party tonight . Then let everyone have fun. Have fun, right? Thank you for the fruit plate, sir. It ‘s so big, a double portion. Let’s have some fruit . Let’s enjoy another afternoon together in our own world . Don’t take the blame for me. It seems that you ate it all. What other games are there ? Brother, you have so many games. You recorded so many episodes before. The megaphone is also OK. It’s quite funny. The actual game can be referred to “Ace vs. Ace”. It depends on the situation on the spot. Have fun. That means we have the right to speak and the dominant power in content planning. Mary Allen, who has done practical work, let them enjoy it in the evening. We can order those few people this afternoon What about those people lying flat this afternoon? Let them come up with a game that must be fun and satisfying to everyone. This is good. Why is it that the stronger the wind is, the more I feel uneasy ? The waiters must be unhappy. Help us to be the waiters in that high-end restaurant. Just dress up as that kind of waiters , right? That’s right? That’s it, French or something. But only if the service staff is satisfied can you dine together. You can only feel satisfied or not after you have finished eating. Only when you are satisfied or not can you feel satisfied or not . Let’s go to the main table to eat. I don’t know who is in the lying flat group. It ‘s okay. Anyway, whoever is in the lying flat group, right
, let’s make them pay more and it’s over . What time will we have dinner? The sun has gone down. I ‘ve finished my food, mainly the fruit plate. Let’s pack it up. Please pack the fruits for us. Try to make them new. Arrange the plates or something. Let’s go. Let’s go , brother . Maya, welcome to Maya’s house. They should all be here, right? No one is here. Aren’t we the first to come back? We are the first. They are playing ball over there. It ‘s so windy. They are playing table tennis over there. Can these three girls play? It’s so windy . Can you come down? How did you two go down ? How did you go down? There are stairs. Brother , welcome , welcome , warm welcome. We have arrived, but there is no such lineup. There are only a few of us. There are two more . Your navigation has accompanied us all the way. My voice bag, why is my face sticky and oily? Brother Yuan and I arrived at what time. The makeup is a little heavy. Let me wipe it off, okay? Can we play ball ? Who plays well? Who plays well? Alan, hurry up . Alan, go up. Okay , let’s have a few rounds. The next player to play is the table tennis genius Allen . His opponent is Shen Teng. What kind of game will the two of them bring? Let’s wait and see. Good shot, brother . Good shot. This is a flattery. Otherwise, I’ll stay under the stage. What is this ? Otherwise, you can throw the ball and the three of us will pick it up. Chang Yuan, can you play it? Come on, young master, let me pick up that ball for you. I see the posture, brother, pay attention to your body. Brother , this is the first one to be hit. How much resentment is there? Let me pick up the ball. I ‘m back . Brothers and sisters, how do we go down ? Just come down like this . It’s okay. Take the stairs . Hello, sister, we’ll be there in a little while. Xiao Zhu, can you play table tennis? You can play a little . Chang Yuan, you can. Chang Yuan, come down quickly , you can. Come on, save you, brother Yuan , who’s coming? Xiao Zhu, you’re here to offend brother Teng . What’s the offense ? You didn’t win. Am I so offensive? Is it so offensive? It’s too embarrassing. Brother, you play. I’ll try . I’ll try. Brother and brother take turns fighting. Brother is the “King of Table Tennis” after this year’s “King of Weibo” “King of Ping Pong” means playing table tennis before 8pm , right? Our eyes are almost in tears. We can all see it. Let’s go back,
let ‘s go. Okay , I know your level . Let ‘s go. It’s good to sweat. You can feel more comfortable if you sweat. Everyone is here. Let’s talk about the mechanism. How will we live in these 20 days? Let’s decide who will play table tennis with brother every day , and then don’t blame one person for “trouble”. I only have this one. The foundation has collapsed and the makeup has turned white. I have oily skin and my makeup has come off. Brother, stay away from them. Their makeup makes you look especially bare -faced . They look more heavily made-up than me. We have the same makeup artist. Did you use the one from last season? The naughty one with a white face tied with a small braid. Was that a prop glued on? It ‘s not like this . It’s so strong. This is the first time I’ve seen this thing. I can’t eat it. Just pull it off, brother, pull it down. Try to pull it with your mouth, right? This kind of eating is a bit like eating grapes . The emperor is the emperor, and he eats grapes like this. I’m so annoyed. Chang Yuan, you are here. Do you have to remind us of the process ? What should we do next ? What should we do now? Now I think Tutu and I should work. What should we buy for the decoration? Let’s buy small flowers , which can create an atmosphere. The boss will buy four kumquat trees. The main thing is that you can pick them and eat them directly. This is really good. Brother, I want to buy a pot of succulents . I want to buy a pot of succulents . And then there are a lot of lights and small gadgets. This is one hundred yuan. This is one hundred yuan. There are also two mynah birds. What is this? How long does it take to teach a mynah bird to talk? My family taught it for three months. It talked back and forth a lot and it followed . Here are two. Come on, two . Our biggest expense today is here. How should you feed them after you get them back? How much should you feed them every day ? Who will feed them? That’s what the aunt told me to feed (them) with chicken feed. The mynah birds eat chicken feed. This is how to deal with them. The mynah birds eat chicken feed . He said that bird food is eaten by parrots, and then the mynah birds have to eat chicken feed when they grow up. Is it a chicken or a starling ? Is it learning to talk or to crow ? If you want to say that, Alan, we have to wash the vegetables in the kitchen. Everyone has a task, and then we are responsible for the task . We are responsible for the kitchen, and then you should set up the arrangement. What are you two doing ? We are planners , not who we are. I have to clean up my own room in a while. I have to clean up the room I live in . Brother, are you in the planning group or the rebellion group ? We also have to clean up our own rooms. You should clean up the kitchen first. You have a lot to clean up. So Mary, Alan and I are both physically demanding and mentally demanding. We just enjoy this show. Are we the only two who have work to do? No, brother , what kind of work do we have ? You just go home and stay . What group do n’t have any ? What group are you two in? Are you two free all afternoon? Which group is the lying down group ? Are you two in the free-spirited group? Now we know that you two are in the lying down group , so you two will go to bed in the afternoon. Let’s find a room to sleep. You two have been very relaxed in the afternoon, so you may be a little tired and busy in the evening. You two will act as waiters tonight. What kind of waiter is it? The kind that eats French food. I’ll cut it for you . It’s not necessary. You don’t believe it. Wear a suit and bow tie. After that, just squat next to him and say something in French. I wish you a pleasant meal. After that, let’s go. I said, brother, we are in the rebellion group, not the planning group . Now let’s go lie down for a while. We have to lie down to recuperate. Do you regret it? I just picked up the ball. The main thing is that I have to learn French at night . You know, the main language is not passed. It takes a lot of brain and physical strength , and you also need to have good eyesight. Brother, what time is it now ? It’s 3:51. What time will we start eating ? Let’s set a time . What time did you eat at noon ? Didn’t eat breakfast? Just breakfast. You two are too much for slurping noodles. You two went to slurp noodles and slurped two bowls, one bowl each. I think we shouldn’t be the only group that is eating secretly. I think one bowl each. That’s not okay. You two can be waiters. It’s okay. There is no problem . There is no principle . It’s not that they went to slurp noodles. This is the rule of the wine table. You can’t make eye contact. You know, if you make eye contact , you are a waiter. Let’s choose a room quickly. Who is on the first floor ? I am on the first floor. I am on the first floor. I am also on the first floor. Is this the first floor? This is the basement floor. You asked me three times, Alan, this is not the first floor. Floor? You have to eat on the second floor. You have to eat on the second floor. The second floor is this floor. Get your brain back. I ‘m on the second floor, I’m on the second floor, I’m on the second floor too . If you two separate, then you must separate. This is not a love variety show for couples. It’s okay. They have a ladder outside . Look at the room . Look at the first floor . I’ll write it on the wall for you. I really can’t tell which is the first floor and which is the other. You have to go downstairs. Hurry up and pick it up. I chose a room with a living room. You’re snoring. Tell my brother to be more diligent . I wonder what time you can decorate it . I think it’s hard to finish dinner. The three of you keep talking about this. I just want to be a lazy person. Alan is here to work. Come on, we have to cook . You wash the pot and I’ll pour the ingredients in. Where are their plates? My oil. Take a good look at where the rag is. If you find the plates, you have to talk to yourself, right? You have to talk to yourself even when recording a reality show. I squeezed some detergent. Get out of my way. You squeezed it on the sponge and it couldn’t be squeezed out. Alan, I want to hit you, I want to hit you . Come on, Ali, you ‘ve been too annoying for so many years. I circled around to wipe the pot. I circled around and kicked you. I saw Liu Tong and Xiao Zhu and Feng Man are full of energy. Youth is indeed different. So nasty. He handed me a balloon , which was wet and slobbery all over his hand. Please give me the bar. It’s full here. How can I put the dishes? It’s so annoying. Hurry up and clear it out for my sister but I feel quite fulfilled after finishing it. I vaguely feel that our job seems to be the most tiring . It’s okay , I found a helper, so why don’t you two do it? I’ll take some dishes over there to wash them. Will the dishes taste better if you two do it? It’s so annoying. Come on, you’re done here, then do something else . What else do you want to do? I’ll help you sprinkle some salt on it and let it spit out some sand. Make the potatoes thicker and more delicious. Who cuts the meat so skillfully? Chop garlic and vinegar. It’s lively when there are more people working. It looks good , right? It’s really beautiful. It’s different after coming back from France. It’s really different. I want to eat noodles. After you put them out, why are they fresh shrimp noodles? Isn’t it this bearded dragon beard noodles ? Did you pick out the shrimp threads? Who doesn’t eat the shrimp threads ? The shrimp threads need to be picked out. Shrimp is fine. Shrimp It’s okay if you don’t pick. It’s okay if you don’t pick. It’s up to you guys. It ‘s okay. Pick out the shrimp threads for me. Sister Li, okay ? Do I need to learn French ? What is this called in French? How do you say “big dish ” ? What do you say? “Serve” in French ? Say it again. A plate of shrimps. What’s that ? It’s raining . Is it really raining ? Should we get the balloon? We blew it all afternoon and it’s no longer useful. Balloons were not your business, but you made an effort. Now your mind is full of balloons. What should I do? Now I feel like I’m a balloon , you know? We can serve the dishes. They’re really beautiful. They were made outside . Okay? Brother, please come to the table. You ‘re really hungry. Don’t tell me who wants to eat which one and who will serve it. Okay, you can sit anywhere. Waiter, please sit here. Brother , the waiter is still sitting. There are no seats, right? Waiter, there are still people sitting. Let me ask first. In case I perform well later, stand. You, save a seat for yourself first . Okay, this is soy sauce, right? This wo n’t be very salty, right? No, brother, this is vinegar. Give it to me. That one . You can’t do it. You ca n’t do it. You can’t even eat coriander. Brother, here are some beef slices. Do you like vinegar? Okay? Give it to me. Eat it. I’m starving. Sit down quickly. Take a seat. It’s too far to reach here. Sit there . Bring me two pool cues. That’s OK . Don’t laugh like that. You take care of that half of the table. Chang Yuan, you take care of that half of the table. After we’re done with the shabu-shabu, put it in the bowl. I’ll serve the seafood. Brother prepared it all afternoon , right? The “king bomb” is coming, right? It’s time for him to show it off. Come on , I know you love seafood . Brother, this prawn is rich in shrimp threads, so you can have enough at one time. I’ll serve you the shrimp. Brother , I’ll serve you the shrimp and put it in the bowl. Sister Li , thank you. Wen He, it ‘s really cooked, but we have to scoop it out quickly . It will get old in a while. Are you eating shrimp over there? No, wait a minute, I’ll serve you this way. We have shrimp over here, but he didn’t serve it. I’ll serve it to you . Sorry for my poor eyesight. Sorry, I’ll serve it to you. Okay , Chang Yuan, you sit there. I think you’ve passed the test , okay? Okay. The operation here is definitely passed. Xiao Feng, I’ll go to the table, and then you and I’ll continue serving. How come you’re still eating?
How come you’re still eating ? No, I’ll help him taste the saltiness. Is it okay? The saltiness is okay . I think this chicken is delicious. This chicken is just right. It’s so fragrant. It’s not you. You, the waiter, are too down-to-earth. No, brother, let me taste it to see if it’s tender. This chicken is just right. Thank you. Chang Yuan sat down and still didn’t forget his identity. Brother, I do what I love. Everything tastes good. The program crew said that they have never recorded a reality show . When eating, they really eat. No output at all. Don’t talk when eating and don’t talk when sleeping. Thank you, Sister Li, it’s very comfortable. You don’t even peel the shrimps . I bite them directly. Brother, you still like to eat the shrimp heads. When I eat shrimps, I mainly eat the shrimp heads and shrimp threads, right? I’ll save them for you. I saved them for you just now. Save a bowl. I’ll make a bowl of braised shrimp threads and make longevity noodles. Then eat the shrimp heads. Thank you, brother. I’ll throw the half-pulled heads into the trash can first. I ‘ll eat for a while. Don’t throw this basket of garbage. Brother (give it to me). I have to eat the shrimp heads. Put them in my room. I’ll eat supper. Brother Yuan, your service is so good . Come on, have a sip . It’s hard. Everyone doesn’t have to stand . No one of us three can stand. It seems that we are nothing. It ‘s okay . Let’s sit down. Is it hard? We need a host to remind us of the process. Then this host may be eaten in a while. We can choose one . Don’t they write lyrics? Then who is Tutu and Liu Tong? Don’t they host? You two can do it together. It’s okay . You two can do it together. No problem . Save embarrassment . The host is too far away from us . There is a backup. Come on , you host it. Let’s get started. Let’s get started . Brother, you come first . Come on , brothers and sisters, our party is officially open tonight. Let’s start . Our first segment is excellent, funny and special self-introductions . Yes, the first one is Teacher Feng Man. There is a video material before Teacher Feng Man’s self-introduction . There is also a video material . Feng Man, you are so scary. Let me introduce myself first. I am a new actor of Happy Twist. My name is Feng Man . That’s it. I have been watching the first season , and I would be very happy if I had the chance to come to the second season. That’s it. There is also a talent show segment. Sorry, brothers and sisters, please watch the video material . Wait a moment. How much height should I write? How much height should I write? Go back a little. I saw that my brother is 182 cm. Feng Man has grown again. Brother , I have padded it again. Did I really write 182 cm? 182 cm Feng Man made my brother angry. Okay, it ‘s not over yet. It’s over . Look, 182 cm is big. The biggest burden. It ‘s terrible. The figure is OK. When was this? Feng Man. Why did my sister put this on the dinner table yesterday ? Your vest should be narrower. I am Feng Man. I am a good project . I am a good project . Why didn’t you cut it off for me at the back ? I look forward to working with you. That was for the producer to see. Why didn’t you cut it off for me? Thank you for waiting for your talents. Okay
, just now Brother Man made a rather awkward self-introduction . The two of us made an even more awkward one. We couldn’t help but listen to French. Please continue quickly. You see, I have big ears . You can call me Tutu. Although My name is Tutu, but I’m not confused at all. My name is Liu Tong. I don’t have a plan for this self -introduction because I’m younger than you but I’m older . Wait, what else is going on? I’m older . You two have finished recording the pilot. Are you still going to record ? I have n’t finished. I have to finish this part . Why are there no more pilots for
those two ? I don’t have a plan for my self-introduction. No, yes … Coast, stop “wooing”. Hurry up , hurry up. Apologize first . I’m sorry. And then I have to add a value at the end. Bringing laughter to everyone is our mission. Even if it’s a little awkward, we will always persist and not be afraid. Thank you . Not bad, very good. Let’s see how they cut it later. I have no idea where to cut it. I never thought about this part . I gave a hint to the brothers and sisters. You don’t want to introduce them, right? Brothers and sisters, do you want to introduce them? No , no, look, does your brother want to introduce them? Your brother is about to pack up the dishes and leave, and yet your brother wants to introduce us. This introduction is too mediocre. Next, we will play a game. This game is called setting goals . For example , I set a goal for you . If you can’t do something for me, you have to do it for me. Well, it can be the whole episode or any time. Or it can be carried for a lifetime, the whole season. Let me start with you two. Tutu, don’t be the host for the whole season. If you are the host again, I will not be the host. You can only stay one, right? Let me come. Brother Man, you can’t eat beef this season. If you eat, please wash my clothes for a week. I will wash them for you now. You need to eat beef for fitness, right? This is too harsh. Brother Lun , don’t, um, I feel like you don’t agree. Brother Lun , please help me with any project that is over 1.82 meters tall in this team building game. If you can’t, I will help you turn off the lights every night before you go to bed. If you
are over 1.78 meters tall, I will help you. Feng Man is 1.78 meters tall. Wen He , you can’t be nice to Ali this season, you can only be nice to me. That ‘s too cruel, otherwise you have to marry Alan. No, your nice is too broad. What do you mean by nice? You can’t wink at you, you can only wink at me. It means you can’t be nice to me, otherwise I will wink at Ali . It’s too bloody, it ‘s my turn. In this season, you have to laugh at all the bad jokes I say , otherwise you have to give Alan a shoulder throw and I have to give him a shoulder throw. If you can’t laugh, you have to give him a shoulder throw for every joke that “floods” you. Throw him a shoulder throw so that you don’t let me wink at you. This season, you have to take care of everyone when you eat . You have to serve at every meal. If I don’t do it, I’ll give Alan a shoulder throw. Alan is a sack of sand , and I’ll practice shoulder throws every day . My brother Teng has to shake ten “little grins” and twenty “big snaps” in every episode. If you don’t shake enough of these thirty jokes, then I’ll make up for it before you go to bed , okay ? If it’s not enough, give Alan a shoulder throw. If it’s not enough , give Alan a shoulder throw before going to bed. Excuse me, Brother Teng, I’ve set a goal for Brother Tong . I hope I can give you something . The simpler the better. I hope you never host again. That’s great. This is not called a goal. I just beg you two not to make jokes when you are hosting. If you can’t do it , there will be suspicion of making jokes . After that, we haven’t laughed yet. Alan will give you two a “big back throw”. No problem. Okay , the next one is our waiter. This round is finally over. The waiter came out for the game session. We are talking about games, right? Let ‘s make a simple one , just make a number 7 , which is a multiple of 7. Clap your hands. Let’s not clap our hands. Let’s say walk , then say walk, jump back, everyone plays 3, 3 and multiples of 3. Walk, jump back, right? How do you walk, jump, and jump ? Walk is to follow the next one . Go back is to go back to the next one. Jump is to jump every other person. People don’t jump. Can you try it? I didn’t understand. I ‘ll give you a shoulder throw. Come on, I’ll start . 1 2 jump 4 5 jump 7 8 9 9 jump I understand, let’s make a simple one. Feng Man is 1.82 meters tall, but he can’t reach 10. Are you growing too fast? The nutrition is not keeping up, right? 1.82 meters tall, I have only grown in height, but not in brain. Don’t train your brain. Brain and muscles are very developed. I started to shout randomly , right? I shouted randomly 7 8 times 10 11 12 12 What should I do with the multiples of three, four, one, and twelve? Brothers , this game is not suitable for us . Why did you choose this game? Do you have any simpler games? Let’s count 1 Just keep knocking. A group of people are eating and knocking at the same time. It ‘s too scary. Let’s change the game. This one is easy to scare the audience. A group of people can’t pass 10. Let’s play a party game. Today we are having a party. How many people are there? You said how many people are there. There are four people. You came and left . I came and I left. You left . Gather the four people who came and shout together. Those who left don’t count. Those who left don’t count. Okay, let’s try it. Come on. If you don’t try, I don’t know what Alan said. Let’s start with you . What is the first sentence? Today we are having a party . Today we are “coming” to a party. How many people are coming to a party? Today we are having a party. How many people are coming? One person is coming. Everyone is gathered and they all shout by themselves. Everyone is gathered. I am the organizer and I can’t shout. You can’t shout. For example, I come alone . What do you want to say ? You are here. You can come and leave too. If you want to leave, we are all here and we have to be together . When you say I am here, you have to shout again, we are all here, Okay, let’s have a party tonight. Several people are here. One person is here. Everyone is here . I am so happy . I haven’t come out to play before. I have been staying at home for a year. You guys are too difficult to please . I won’t come anymore. Have fun by yourselves. “Hehe”, that’s it. Who should be the next person ? It should be Brother Yuan. We are having a party tonight. You guys should follow closely like this . Okay, let’s have a party today. Several people are here. One person is here . Everyone is here. We are all here . Hey, Alan, everyone is here. I haven’t reacted yet . I am the only one here. This party is always held by one person. We don’t know why, isn’t that “cultivating immortals”? Let’s ” cultivate immortals” tonight. How many people are there? One of them succeeded in cultivation. He held a party alone , but no one went. Don’t always hold a party alone , okay? Can there be more people ? There must be eight people here. We are doing team building today. How many people are there ? Eight people. I come, I come , I leave , I come, I leave , I come, I come . Everyone is here. What are you all here for? You are here. If you say you are the sixth one, I am the sixth, and it is you who is the eighth. It’s not me . I said I didn’t come. He hasn’t come yet . It’s not that this party is short of one person. Two people can play. You care so much that everyone has to come. That ‘s not the key. Brother He is at the bottom. One, two, three, four, five, six. I’m counting. I come , I leave , I come, I leave, I come, I come. This doesn’t look like a party. It looks like a rehabilitation center . How do you play here ? If it is long, in fact, everyone just counts how many there are. I’m here, it’s ok. It’s my turn to shout anything . Okay, let’s go to the party tonight. How many people are there ? Two people . Everyone is here. You said that everyone is here only when I come. Don’t you understand? Feng Man, I’m here. Everyone is here. Do you understand? Feng Man understands. This time I understand. This time I understand. I ‘m here. Everyone is here. Yes , tonight I ‘m not here. I’m here tonight. The party will be over tomorrow morning . How many people are there at the party tonight? Four people. I’m here. I’m here. I’m not leaving . Did n’t you not leave? Aren’t you still here? You’re the one who had a hangover yesterday and didn’t leave ? Sleep here all night . I didn’t come, right? I did n’t come. I didn’t come. I didn’t leave . What are you going to do at the party tonight? Bury that thing. Sneeze. Let ‘s have a party tonight and destroy it. Hurry up. I’m tired . Let’s have a party tonight, right? You can speak Chinese. Who knows? How can a party be stuck in a place like this? Come on. Let’s have a party tonight. How many people are there? Four people. I’m not here . I’m not here. I’m not here . I’m not here. I’m not here. I ‘m not here. Everyone is here. How many people are there at the party tonight? Eight people. I’m here. I ‘m here. I ‘m leaving. I ‘m here … I ‘m here , I’m here. Everyone is here. I’m so happy. It’s true that the ground hasn’t fallen out. This one has recovered. You guys can be discharged from the hospital. You ‘ve recovered. What’s wrong with your throat ? It’s been a long time since the first season of our team building season 2. Do you have any expectations for the new 12 episodes ? In fact, this season is different from the previous one because we live together. I think we may be given more time to be together. It’s easy to tell who is dirty and who is clean. I just hope everyone is happy. I hope everyone can be safe. We recorded in Sanya last time. It was a pity that we didn’t go out and there were no outdoor scenes. This time we can record in Sanya well. I think we can let the audience experience the delicious food and beautiful scenery, and we can bring happiness to everyone. I think this is what we need to do this season. We must make all the audience just laugh when they see our show. I really hope our show will live up to the audience’s expectations of us. It’s time to start. I should be happy and touched. After all, we haven’t seen each other for such a long time. We miss each other very much. Then the audience said, did n’t we just meet during the Chinese New Year? Some of us are a little “annoyed” by the frequent visits, while those of us see each other less often. Today we have a team building. Come on, eight of you. I’m coming, I’m coming, I’m coming, I’m coming, I’m coming. Everyone is here. The second season of “Mahua is Very Happy” starts today . Watch ” Mahua is Very Happy ” on Youku . Laugh like a mahua and your life will blossom. Teacher Shen is at work. The theme of this season is welcome to the parallel universe of “Catching Dolls”. Today, I would like to ask all the great detectives to help me find my real child. One of the seven children is real. This bitter melon should not be smelly, right? Congratulations, you have triggered a clue called hot pot. Your pouting is really different from others. There is no physical object and you rode a horse. Isn’t this the same? Why are you chasing on a bicycle ? Have you found who my real child is? Jiye, Jiye, I’m so nervous here that I’m shaking a little. Jiye, Jiye , Jiye