【哈哈哈哈哈 第五季】EP10-1：梦回当年，王祖蓝和陈赫邓超重聚，熟悉的感觉回来了！《哈哈哈哈哈S5》HAHAHAHAHA S5
Please everyone eat melons. What does “eat melons” mean ? Isn’t it just that there is a melon-selling car at the door ? Please ask the program team to eat a melon, one per person. Please applaud. Brother Chao, please everyone eat melons. It sounds weird. Is there any gossip? Yes , I’m just telling you some gossip. The free-range chicken here is delicious. I’m inviting everyone to eat chicken, really? Brother? Fish , you can eat fish . What did Wang Mian invite everyone to? It’s a buffet with fruits, fish, and chicken. You pay for everything. Thank you, thank you, Brother Mian . Hello, this is the last round of recording. Let’s cherish it together. Okay, today’s theme is called. In this episode, we not only have female guests , but also a heavyweight guest . Heavyweight female guest . The heavyweight one won’t be Ma Di, right? The heavyweight one won’t be Ma Di, right?
Ma Di. Surprise , don’t talk about cooling off. Of course, you have to eat Zhenxi ice cream. Have you seen the Zhenxi wonderful telephone booth next to you? The heavyweight guest will call you. He will ask If you don’t answer the questions correctly , he will have his own way to punish you. Okay, it’s okay. You decide who goes in the phone booth first. Let me go first. I can’t see and I ‘m changing my voice. Please say three sentences within five seconds. Chen He often complains about Deng Chao. What are the three sentences ? You have to ask him. Are you sure he knows me better than you? They are afraid. I only ask for three sentences. You said four sentences. He is unreasonable. He said he wants three sentences. I said four sentences . Then you are “sick”. Please say three sentences. That’s too many. Answer correctly. Come on, relay. Please say it within five seconds. Thirty-seven centimeters. What kind of question is this? He said how many centimeters taller am I than Wang Mian. Big brother, your answer is thirty-seven centimeters. Wang Mian , I am one meter five. Wang Mian , I am about one meter four-six. Wang Mian is as tall as a melon. Thirty-seven centimeters. It’s not Wang Mian, it’s Wang Mian who took you away. Mian, mian, mian , it’s not unfair. Big brother, please wait a minute within five seconds . How can I have five representative works ? Slow down. How did his head avoid so many things? How did his head keep avoiding this? How did he avoid the water? He ‘s quite good at taking a bath. Is this difficult? It’s very difficult to wash. Hairstyle finally got a middle part. Big brother is back from Sanya. Please ask the next team member to go. Why on what basis should he go?
Come on, Brother Chao, rock, paper, scissors, you are closer. Hurry up, you go first. Hurry up, my heart hurts. Hurry up , you go first. Hurry up , respect the elderly and love the young. Hurry up, rock, paper, scissors, rock, paper, scissors, three, two wins, one game . Okay, rock, paper, scissors, rock, paper, scissors, you don’t decide whether to pick or not . It ‘s so annoying. You go first. I still have to pick some things. I have to pick things too. You should have said not to do these decorations earlier. I ‘ve been buttoning this little button for a long time this morning. Help me untie it. Please, please. They are calling you, Brother He. Then you go first . If you don’t go, I’ll take it off. I’m already untying it. I won’t go. They ca n’t invite me and they dare not ask Deng Chao to go. Take off your shoes too. That’s not right. If I don’t take off all my clothes, you can play by yourself. What are you doing, brother , brother, let me go for a while , let me go for a while. It’s a little early. I should have come just now. I’m here. Five , four , three, two , one. Why do you have so few works ? You’re so shameless. Is “Hahahahaha” a fake person show? Please continue. The other five. The other five. You have only played one “Love Apartment” in your life. Isn’t this asking you not to get wet? You are right. This is very easy . No, but you have to make up for the first time. You have to make up for the first time. First What does it mean to have to make up for it again ? No, what’s the point of making up for it ? Can’t you find a way by yourselves? No , no, no,
no , not good . How about a cold hairstyle? It’s okay, it’s okay. Brother Chao , I feel like I’m covered . Is it covered? The hairstyle is the hairstyle is the same as the melon you want to buy. I want to answer again. Please ask Deng Chao to name five kinds of Jiangxi delicacies. This is not simple . That’s too simple. What’s too much ? Answer correctly. Spray me . Spray my current hairstyle. It looks like a cracked melon. Go in quickly. Come on, double melon , just this double melon. Because I invited you too many times and you reacted too slowly. I wasn’t angry at first . I was in a good mood. How much powder did you use ? Look at it, look at it. You didn’t say you don’t wear makeup, didn’t you? Don’t wear makeup? Come on, tell me Deng Chao’s birthday . Tell me Deng Chao’s birthday. February 8th. What year and year is February 8th? 1979. Is that wrong? Come on, come out, come on , practice with me. How is that possible ? Wait a minute, are you going to treat us like this? Do n’t stop, come on , stand still, don’t move , don’t move , press the button, life is a remote control, isn’t it Don’t mess with him on purpose. You didn’t ask me , he pressed the button without me. You told me which one is the correct one to press. It should be this one. This one is the correct one, right ? I ‘m sorry. I get it , I get it. I thought you would dodge the second time. Let me ask you something. I’ll give you ten seconds to name my songs. Five of them are “dead”. What ‘s the “dead” thing? You always sing ” Happy Birthday ” in your life, right? I haven’t released ten . I can’t even remember the name of the new song just now. You’re so careless. You’re not careless. You’re not careless. I helped you shoot the video and promote it for you. I’m sorry. I’m quite touched by what you said . Come on, name Deng Chao’s birthday in five seconds . February 8, 1979. What did you do ? Did you think I just pressed the buttons? I really listened. I listened carefully. What was the weather like that day? The weather was very good that day. This thing is played like this. Why did I have to do my hair? Why did I do my hair? I spent half an hour doing it. This hair looks so good. Okay, come out. We welcome Ronald Cheng. This is today’s heavyweight guest . Put on your makeup. Okay, okay. This is all wet. Come on, welcome Ronald Cheng. Welcome Ronald Cheng. Ronald Cheng’s styling was pretty good. We just watched Ronald Cheng’s musical. Yes, we just watched a musical. Yes, we just watched a musical. What’s the name of the musical? “Famous”. What’s his name in the play? Director Zheng, remember it. It’s raining. It’s raining. Okay , that’s it. Everyone thought this segment was over, right? It’s not over yet . There are three more female guests . Let’s send the remote control in first. Wait a minute . Can we do a new makeup? Please answer the phone before others come on stage. Let me do it. Let me do it . Hello, are you ready ? Ready. Each of them wrote a word on their chest to form a phrase. Cai Wenjing, I see you. Hide. No, we both looked at each other. It’s raining , go back, go back. If you don’t go back, I’ll spray you with “die”. You ‘re almost there on a sunny afternoon. I said, on a sunny afternoon, there are two words on you and me, more than two words. What do you think we are? The words are an idea of ours. Do you still remember it? Because this is the most profound memory I will remember in my life. There are two words on our chests , a picture frame , open it. What are the two words? Two words. What were the two words ? I forgot, I really forgot. Thank you , isn’t it the ending pose? You two put them together, right? Turn around and it lights up. Open it and it looks good. Thank you, thank you , are you sure it’s 3Q, right? 3Q. The front of us is a famous painting and the back is 3Q, a famous painting, but I’m okay , Wang Mian, I’m sorry, I’m sorry , anyway, you’re already soaked like this, so I’ll just get you wet casually. He brother, hello, we also have some questions that I want to ask you , not really Is it your turn ? Brother , we just got here. No, what does this mean? Please come in. Wait a minute. I can go in. This action does n’t look like this. No, I can go in. My makeup and makeup are so good today. You should take a complete photo first. Wait a minute , otherwise I will waste my money .
Sorry , wait a minute , but forget it, girls. Otherwise, forget it. I’m kidding. I didn’t have much confidence in your character, but now I think you are really good and very gentlemanly, right? And you gave us the nice guy card , and we all came to receive you without makeup. I’m so sincere to you . Why don’t you say anything? My chest is soaked. I ‘m soaked. I’m soaked. That one has a question for me. I have another question for you. You need to go in again. Come in and please name the five flavors of Zhen Xi. No, no, there is avocado and avocado. Yes, there is cantaloupe, white peach, and oolong . I answered them all. I answered them all. Come and welcome Wen Jing. Thank you, I’m here. Hello. Next, let’s take a shower together . Let’s go too far together. Let’s do it like this in a university dormitory. May I ask, if it’s the kind of super-large buns, how many large buns can you eat in a day ? We depend on our mood. Now it’s Brother Chao and Brother He. If you are very hungry today , how many large buns would you eat ? If we add up the two of us plus Brother He, it’s two or three. I eat two by myself . She said large buns, then I will eat two too. And it depends on the weather and mood. Brother He can eat five. I eat two and seven. Only two people can eat seven. Chen He, it’s okay , please look at my side. What’s the question? If this is the case, then congratulations, you got it right. This is intentional, right? Zhen Xi, congratulations. Have you made shower gel or something? This contestant is abstract. Hello , hello, hello,
brother, hello , hello, it was you who asked the question just now. It was you who asked the question just now. What question was not asked by you? I don’t know who is “brainless”. Isn’t it you? Who would ask a “retarded” question like ” how many buns to eat ”
? That ‘s right , foodie . Welcome , welcome, blessings, thank you , welcome. Do you usually watch “Hahahahahaha”? Watch it. Which episode do you like best? I like the last episode the most. I really didn’t watch the last episode. I didn’t watch it. The last episode was about Wang Mian and Hani experiencing their wedding. I saw the last episode. What was the last episode? You don’t even know that you didn’t watch it. Hainan , welcome, blessings , and there is the last guest. There is also a Brother Chao who is coming in. Am I so popular? Brother Chao , come on. Brother Chao is coming in. Come on, guest, you can ask, Mr. Deng Chao, hello, the announcer is so polite.
Hello, Mr. Deng Chao, hello, please tell me your company . Be gentle . It must be Teacher Xiaowan. You have hesitated for too long. You can’t do that anymore . I’m sorry, boss. I’m sorry . Okay, if you have any questions, please tell me. In Teacher Xiaowan’s recent variety show, what were the three stages ? The three stages were the three stages. I know that last Wednesday or Thursday, Teacher Xiaowan had a hot search , all of which were A+. I have been paying attention to it . Then what about the stage? The first one is the stage . It’s at the seaside, in an ancient costume , and it’s dedicated to grandma, right ? Grandma is so nice, I won’t criticize her , I think she’s very good. You said you were wrong about letting water in. There’s a difference between grandma and grandma. Let water in the South. The South doesn’t make much of a distinction . We southerners make a very clear distinction. Let water in . Don’t
turn it off. Don’t pour it on. Thank you, boss, for your attention to me, you see. My boss pays a lot of attention to my show. What do you talk about? Don’t pay attention. What do you talk about? Big brother is unhappy. Otherwise, you can have a separate show . You can have a separate show. Hello, Xiaowan , hello, you guys , long time no see , long time no see. Don’t mess with me, boss. I was wrong . I just poured water on you for a while, it’s okay. Hello , everyone. Welcome
, everyone. Come on, stand in the middle, stand in the middle. Your hair has been sprayed like this, right ? How is it? Are
you okay? (Makeup) All white. Come on, let ‘s interview you carefully. This person feels good after becoming famous. Let’s welcome Zuo Lan again. Why do you put Zuo Lan in the column of female guests ? There’s no difference, right? Then we welcome Xiao Wan and Wen Jing. They ‘re here for the second time, right? Xu Dan is here for the first time because she is, yes , she did see it . She did see it. I asked this in the morning. Of course, she saw it . That’s today’s theme , “Sister Lang” versus “Brother Lang”. Which program is “Lang Ge”? It’s a new variety show called “Lang Li Bai Tiao”. Isn’t that all good? Next, we will still divide into groups today, two by two. Zulan is our old friend. Zulan will choose a partner first, you just choose one, you go to the front, okay, it’s very simple, right, look at it this way, be more objective , be
more objective , and forget about these “dirty things”, these “Lang Ge”. Forget about Chen He, don’t choose me, I want to change to some newcomers, then Wang Mian, brother, I don’t mean to deny you, but Teacher Fan , forget it , you go too. I want to ask if there is an episode where they treat the guests like this, because they are more familiar with you, it doesn’t matter to you, no strangers. Except for gender, my other conditions are basically the same as the female guests, there is no difference. You look over here, what’s wrong, different, what’s wrong , but it’s like this. Have you ever thought about Zulan, you have the advantage, whoever you choose is the one. Brother
Zulan and I have finished choosing together, right? Teacher Fan, you see, it’s still Fan (teacher). How about we call each other big brother ? Big brother, can you call me big brother? Right, there is a big difference, you don’t know how to respond What are we going to play next? There will be a courage test tonight. A courage test. Wait, they will do this kind of thing again. I’m not afraid. That ‘s great. Who of you is braver? I’m braver . You’re braver , right? But my brain is not good. My brain is not good, but I’m brave. Is your brain good? My brain is good, that’s good. I’m timid. I want to choose my boss because I really am not smart. I think my boss has a good brain. You are wrong. It ‘s not that
you two don’t have much contact on a regular basis . It’s really who signs who . You only met two or three times after signing the contract. In fact, I don’t want to terminate the contract like this . It’s not that you three should fight for it. Fight for it . I want to choose Brother Chao. I also want to choose Brother Chao. What’s going on? What should I do? I won’t record . Let’s dance . Let’s dance. I agree with my dance battle . Thank you, thank you, boss. Thank you , thank you. What a pity. You can only pick the “dwarfs” from the “dwarfs”. You can only pick the “dwarfs” from the “dwarfs” . That’s not necessary . Just say hello to my brother. Hello , hello . Congratulations to Chen He for meeting the new female guests. Don’t look at me all the time. Look at your partner . I haven’t looked in that direction since the combination. Can you win? Brother Chao will win. I think you are very good. You will win.