【一见你就笑】CLIP:见笑集团SSSVIP拍卖会，不仅拍卖品抽象人也抽象！《一见你就笑》
There is another room. Do you want to scare people? Go forward, don’t go. It’s okay. It’s right next to it. It’s so bright . It’s so nice here. It’s scary. Welcome all new colleagues. An auction is going to be held here soon. The chairman just told me that whether the company can go public depends on whether the transaction volume of this auction can exceed 100 million. Can the small goal of 100 million be achieved ? It can be used as a fire . Here are the instructions for two products. You can familiarize yourself with them. Then here is some information about our customers. We have three distinguished guests, Aiyouhou Adian. Our first product is the blind curtain. It will be produced by General Di, General Li, who is General Di? I’m talking about Yang Di, General Di, and then General Zhang and General Chen. The three of you are in charge of the first product, the blind curtain . The second one is the peach umbrella. The three of you can sit together and discuss how to explain it. Who should I recommend this to? I don’t know which boss. I must recommend him. He has been single since birth . What is single since birth ? It means being single all the time. Single since birth is not. Go online more in the future. Don’t play games all the time. Don’t go fishing all the time. Look at his characteristics. He gets excited when others praise him. He can spend a lot of money for his love. Single since birth likes Latin dance, which just hit the “gun” on my sister, the Latin dance “Latin Queen”. “Latin Dance Queen” he is the “godfather” of Latin dance and I am the “mantou yeast” “godmother”. Anchor point “godmother”. I want to take a look at our products . Yes, you haven’t even looked at the products. You haven’t even looked at the products. You don’t understand what this product looks like. You said my eyes are the most seductive curtains on the entire Internet , and then that’s roughly what you mean . This can be opened and it looks good. How are the preparations? The distinguished guests will be here soon. Okay, stand up. Our guests are about to arrive. Stand up. Hello , Dai Di. I like Dai Di. Long time no see. Chelsea . Chelsea likes the clip sound . Chelsea. Chelsea. Let me see which one is our Aiyouhou. Aiyouhou. Is that the one? Aiyouhou likes Latin, right? Latin , our “Latin Queen”, come and pull it. That ‘s right, I ca n’t show it anymore. I can’t show it anymore. You dance well. Show it to Aiyouhou first. Let me tell you that we sell this. I’m worried that he will buy you. Welcome everyone The distinguished guests have taken time out of their busy schedules to visit our auction. It is a great honor for us to have distinguished guests . I hereby announce that the SSSVIP auction of Jianxiao Group will begin now. We would like to invite our first product, the Eye-Blind Clean Curtain, and invite our gold medal salesperson to come up and explain it . Let’s do it together . Mr. Di, the three distinguished guests, today brought to you our company’s very powerful product , the Eye-Blind Clean Curtain. Yes, it is very fashionable and very light , and it has the logo of our popular program on it, which is very eye-catching. In my daily life, I meet many people who are more socially anxious and introverted. Maybe their eyes themselves are not very good-looking , but after wearing our Eye-Blind Clean Curtain, the whole person will be very confident. We also recommend the Eye-Blind Clean Curtain to this group. Why is it applicable to this group ? For example, if you see such a picture, The figure of the person in front may have gained a little weight recently. We only need to pull half of the curtain. Dear has lost weight recently. Dear is very thin and looks good. There is only a slit. Dear, very thin, and then look through here. For example, if Xu Zhisheng stands up, we only need to use this curtain to cover his lower body. You can’t see his face if you only look at him . That is to say, Ren Hao, Ren Hao himself is not bad, brother, you can block this side and only look at Ren Hao. It will be good -looking. This way, it will be pleasing to the eyes . Cover what you don’t want to see and only see what you want to see. It ‘s pleasing to the eyes. I want to buy it. Look at this. It’s really great. I can’t come to this scene. When you kiss someone you don’t like, you can wear it when kissing. Everyone can see that in our daily life, sometimes we will close our eyes when we have some skin contact. Yes , many people actually want to open their eyes but are afraid of being too close. At this time, this program will cost extra. So our product is to satisfy the needs of all kinds of people . Okay , the explanation is over. Let ‘s start the auction. If the three bosses are interested in this product, please bid. The starting price is 10 million , 11 million. Chelsea bids 11 million. You are so stingy. 12 million. You are also stingy. I am very generous. You are very generous. I bid 13 million. You are also very stingy. Aiyouhou bids 13 million. Is there a higher price? Just go to 50 million. Forget it, 50 million, 60 million, 70 million, 80 million, 90 million. Xinhai seems to have given up. He is so relaxed. There is something, but not much . It is hard to be moved without a clip. He likes the clip sound. Chelsea . Chelsea, you can turn it into a clip sound with this curtain . I have a cold. This is a change to Chelsea. It’s not that you put on the blind curtain and just listen. Chelsea, do you think Chelsea likes our blind curtain? Is it very useful for Chelsea at this time ? You must buy 20 million at once . Chelsea bids 20 million. I have a dream . You have a dream. I want to bring this dream to the whole world , that is, to bring Yunnan dance to the whole world. A little higher sincerity is almost meaningless. Several people don’t dance the soul of Yunnan dance. Don’t affect our customers. You should respect our guests. 30 million. Brother Adian bids 30 million. Is there a higher bid ? Aiyouhou 30 million once. 30 million is not enough. We have to get 70 million. Aiyouhou 30 million twice . Is there a higher bid? Boss, 30 million three times, the deal is done. Congratulations, Brother Adian. Congratulations. You ‘ve worked hard and it suits you . You go to suffer. We are here to thank you. Thank you. We are still a long way from our small goal of 100 million. We have to work harder . There are still 70 million left. You have to sell 70 million. Introduce more and more. Okay , let’s start with the second product, the Peach Blossom Umbrella. Our umbrella is very suitable for customers who want to fall in love. Because when I was doing customer research, I heard that there was a customer who had never been in love and was single since birth and especially wanted this kind of love. That’s exactly what our umbrella needs, because as long as you open it, you will become a “domineering boss” and then all the peach blossoms will come to you . In addition to attracting peach blossoms, peach blossoms are also good for your health. The peach blossom umbrella is good for health. That’s right. You usually feel tired, and then you see, you didn’t have the energy to open the umbrella just now, but now that you have the umbrella, Latin is showing it to the customer behind you . You can see that after opening the umbrella, Latin pulled it well and gave it to Dian. How come the only good thing about Brother Latin is the Dian dance ? Thank you for our gold medal sales for explaining the second product. Next, we will start the auction. The starting price is 10 million , 11 million , 18 million, 11 million. Brother Dian is bidding 13 million. Aiyouhou, you are so handsome, I like you a little bit . I found today that your beard is very unique. The way you hold the sign is so handsome. Your sunglasses are also very beautiful . 15 million. You are so generous . You will be more generous if you are so generous. 20 million, 20 million , Chelsea clip sound, Chelsea , 22 million , Dian dance, 23 million , so handsome. Your head shape is very handsome. And 25 million, Brother Dian anchor point, 30 million , 32 million, 33 million, 34 million, 35 million . Who is 35 million? Let’s listen to the VIP’s request. How can you offer a higher price without the previous melody? Show me and I’ll give you a blast. If you buy this umbrella today, you don’t have to care about others when you walk on the street tomorrow. If you look at others, you don’t have to pay attention to them. If you buy this umbrella today, your family will never be separated. Your wife will always be under your care. Anyone who offends you will have a miserable life. Make an offer . Do you dare? I have a water gun for Songkran Festival here. If you can celebrate Songkran Festival with me, I will offer the highest price . Okay, I offer the highest price. Seventy million. Seventy million . Come and bless him. The group is blessed to have you. There is nothing to say. Eighty million . Brother Adian bid eighty million. Eighty million. The deal was made in three times. Congratulations to Brother Adian. Congratulations to Brother Adian. Brother Adian was a sucker . Thank you, all three . Please go to the VIP lounge to sign the bill. Come and let’s send them off together. They sent Brother Adian off. They spent one hundred million. Okay, bye. That ‘s great. We completed our small goal of one hundred million. That’s great . Come here. I’ll stamp your name. Okay, thank you, congratulations.