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The first session officially begins Hello, brothers Look at Hong’s chest muscles Hello, everyone Let’s go Ready Start Both of us are all soaked Bucket He took it away again Give us back the bucket Pull him out The sports event has ended successfully It’s completely renewed. I’m telling you, it’s so hard to rush in. I was afraid people would complain when I entered that hotel. This. The usual spot. Guys, how was your break just now? Honestly, I don’t even know if I rested. Cleaned up. Perfectly. In a rush. There’s really mud on He Haonan’s ear. It wasn’t wiped clean. It’s a really stubborn stain. Who just pushed my head into the mud? I couldn’t get up for a long time. Getting your head pushed into the mud is actually not that bad. Let me show you, come here. Take a look. I threw them first. I threw it. But honestly, at that moment, it was like watching Animal World. I was completely stunned. Lions hunting. Why didn’t Hong catch them? I could probably catch one with each grab. But then I realized my body felt a bit… I was afraid I might hurt myself. So I started being more gentle. See, you just can’t compare with these young people. Of course. Yeah, back then… If you ran like this ten years ago, you wouldn’t be able to handle it now. Seriously, I just watched myself racing with that dog. My posture… looked a bit old. Maybe just a third. Just this part here… is big enough to play mahjong on. You know? His cheeks have gotten so big… they could be used as a parachute. How do you commentate on games? Is there any trick to it? Do you want to hear the truth? Of course I want to hear the truth. Talent. There’s nothing more to talk about. Yeah. Talent. What about people like Hong? Me? Bro, this is live. Yeah. It’s not the same. It’s pretty hard. Yeah. We’re here. Time to eat. Let’s eat. Let’s go. We’re leaving. Smells so good. I’m so hungry. So comfortable. So comfortable. Absolutely perfect. This feels right. Such a down-to-earth hotpot place. Finally feels like Chengdu. Let’s sit over here. You guys sit over there. Okay, bro. Sit. Bro, sit. Sit. Smells great. So let’s… Serve the dishes, auntie. Do you have duck blood? Then let’s light the fire. What’s the point of lighting the fire if there’s no food? Can’t we just eat it directly? What do you mean? We used to play games before eating. Today, you can eat as much as you want. Such a good thing. This part of the game is called Escape from the Hotpot Restaurant. Ludo hotpot Otherwise, you have to eat it for a lifetime, right? Basically, if you don’t finish, you can’t leave. You have to finish it, no wasting. But honestly, if it’s about appetite, I think we’ve already won. That’s right. These two are amazing. Yeah, and our weight is higher than theirs, right? Yeah. No. Let me tell you, our appetite After playing with that mud today, I’m really starving. The production team really underestimated our eating ability. Even if he’s younger, his build isn’t made for eating a lot. Okay, He-ge rolls first. Okay. Two Two Which one is two? Kidney slices Nine-second shredded potatoes This is pretty good Put the shredded potatoes in You can eat it in just over ten seconds The potatoes are ready, bro Then let’s continue It’s our turn Little brother, you go first Three Small fish Small fish Protein Kidney slices Delicious Hurry up, refill, it’s gone One dish definitely isn’t enough Right? Not enough Here Number one is egg fried rice Fried rice is here Two Brown sugar rice cakes with pork knuckle Awesome Fish mint Crispy tripe It’s totally not enough to eat Kidney slices Okay Delicious, hotpot is so tasty One, two, three, four, five, six Brain So tasty Delicious Almost full Full It’s obviously gotten quieter over there. Half for you, have some. Then I’ll just eat by myself. Guys, tell me what you want to eat. Get us something to drink. Chao, I’m a bit thirsty. I’m thirsty. Drinks, okay. Drinks. Throw it to the back. Throw what to the back? That’s my back. That’s my back. Throw it to the back, right? The “Variety Show God” has arrived. No problem at all. No problem at all. Chao. Got it for you. A cup of drink. Just one cup? Here it comes. Careful. Two. Fate. Fate. What is fate? Draw a card. Draw, little brother, draw a card. Come on. Congratulations, you can move the opponent’s piece to any square you want. What do you want to eat, guys? Celtuce. Celtuce. Then you guys have to act cute. Let’s see how cute you can be. Be cute enough to make everyone here gasp, brother. No. At least show us an example first. Show us how it’s done. He Ge is very familiar with this. Give us a “hmph,” just a little “hmph.” Are we supposed to act cute? Yes, watch this. Why is it us? Because he wants to see it. That’s right. Okay. Here it comes, the example. Give a close-up. Wait, will this hurt me? No, just a little. Just a little. Just a little. Don’t overdo it. Just once, just once. Are you facing that one? Or this one? Yes. Face that camera. First, completely relax your expression. Your whole body, your whole self. Enter a state of letting go. Enter a state of letting go. Finally seeing it. Finally saw it. Caught off guard. Come on, give some feedback. Give something back. Right. You guys are just watching. No. “Kiss King” Right here. Kiss Open a window for me, I’m going to throw up. You go choose. “Kiss” “Kiss” “Kiss” “Kiss” Magic To be honest, it’s a bit more disgusting. There’s less innocence in it. At your age, you shouldn’t be able to come up with this kind of vibe. That’s hilarious. Magic Zhenxi ice cream He Haonan’s favorite Brown sugar rice cakes Tripe again Tripe Let’s go home. Okay. Alright, if we get a two, we can go home. Go for it! Fate. Let’s try our luck. This one. This is good. Let’s have some Zhenxi ice cream to cool off and cleanse the palate. Here you go. Great, we’re saved! It’s Zhenxi ice cream. Perfect, I wanted something sweet to ease the spiciness. This is our Zhenxi ice cream. I like this too. Made with 100% selected fresh milk. Zhenxi ice cream. This is the Strawberry Duoduo ice cream. There’s really a lot inside. Dandong strawberry pieces, look. You’re right. Right? This flavor is really delicious. Yes, it’s awesome. This card is great, I like it. Good thing we drew it. I like it too. We’re almost full over here. Xiaotong, how full are you? About sixty or seventy percent. What about Yibo? Nine point eight. Seventy or eighty percent. It’s our turn. Big brother wants to go home. Come on, let’s go home. I’m full. Coming. We’re home. Look at the disappointed expression on the director’s face. Director. What’s wrong with her? Is her inner monologue saying, “I knew it.” We can’t eat, right? That’s right, you can only eat what’s on the table. Is there any water? Water. You can’t ask for anything. You can’t have anything. We’re ready to continue, guys. Okay. Let’s do our best. Fried rice with egg. Six. Six. One, two, three, four, five. Destiny. Destiny. Destiny. Destiny. What’s wrong? Let me take a look. What’s wrong? Are you hungry, bro? I’m not hungry. Actually, I still kind of want to eat. He… Congratulations. You can choose anyone. to return to the game. I’m not hungry. Bro, are you hungry? I just asked. What do you mean by “anyone can return to the game”? It means you go eat at their table. What does that mean? No, he still rolls his dice. He eats at this table. The other guys watch him eat. Play and eat by yourself. Really? You deserve it, bro. Really? There’s even this move? I’ll play by myself. Yeah. Play and eat by yourself. I’ll play by myself. Yeah, play and eat by yourself. I’ll start from the beginning. Yeah. Six. Destiny. Destiny. Call another brother back. Looking forward to it. No. No. Drink. Drink. Six drinks. What’s going on? Thank you. Get one for me too. I’ll pour you half. I’ll pour for him. I’ll pour half for Chao, he wants to drink. No, that’s not okay. He drank your stuff. Is it yours? Then give it back, give it back. What if something happens? Don’t. No, I’m afraid you’ll get me in trouble. Wait, what if… You just have to repeat it. See, I won’t. I’m afraid of getting involved. Cut it out. Wang Mian. What does it mean to be brothers? Are you that thirsty? Welcome back. What does it mean to be brothers? You make me look heartless and disloyal. That’s how it is. You make it now. What kind of person is this? How could Fujian produce someone like this? Brother Fan ate it. Then eat it, since you’re already here. Brother. Welcome back. Let’s all eat except for Chao. Do we really have to do it this way? Chao, don’t rush. Wait until you feel hungry before eating. No, Chao. What is it? Chao definitely isn’t the type to sneak food. Come on. I want to draw the fate card now. I believe in you. Go ahead. The fate card is a good thing. Fate card. Go for it. Two. Give it a kick. Two. Okay. Fate. Guys, let’s stand up for a moment. What? Are we done? No. Just take a look. Congratulations. You can choose any one of the brothers. to return to the field and continue playing. to return to the field and continue playing. Who is it this time? We don’t want Chao. We don’t want Chao. We don’t want him. Do you really have to push me this far? Set up a table for me. Set up a table for me. I’m really not afraid of trouble. Put it here. Put it in the middle. I haven’t wanted to be with them for a long time. They annoy me to death. I want to be on my own. Set up a table for me. Chao has his own table now. Is there a smaller pot? No, this is the only size. Only big pots. Chao. Why do this, being all alone? I’m already in too deep to back out. It’s the same for me over here. Why don’t you come back? I can’t come back. Just take a bite and you’ll be back. My character is already set like this. It’s all because of him. I’ve messed it all up. I can only sit sideways now. Hong, why don’t you lead me in some exercise? If you’re willing, I’ll help you. I’ll do the exercise with you. Is that okay? Let’s do one, or maybe something that’s good for digestion. Is there an exercise for digestion? Yes, there’s a digestion exercise. Can we do the digestion exercise? Yes, we can. Come on. We We’ll practice ourselves. We want to join too. We’ll join the class. Okay. Let’s go. Ready. Let’s start by running for twenty seconds. Help us count together. Five, six, seven, go. One, two, three, four. Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen. What if my feet want to move? I feel like running. With you here, even if I fall, I feel calm. Okay, switch. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Done. Twenty seconds are up. Last ten reps. Ready, go. One, two, three, four, five. Six. Nine. Ten. Feels okay, right? Alright, let’s officially start eating. Here we go. Now I have an appetite. Two. Two. Shredded potatoes. Shredded potatoes again. Chao, you really have a connection with shredded potatoes. Nine-second shredded potatoes. I’m really giving it my all today, seriously. I want to become the most person to eat the most hotpot in one sitting. Spin. Six. Six is… Fried rice with egg. Carbs. Carbs. Fried rice with egg. Carbs. Carbs. Hong. Hong. Let’s go again. Start running. There are two left, bro, let’s shake together. If you can get a three, that would be amazing. What’s three? Fried rice with egg. Go back and get another fried rice with egg. I think it’s impossible. Impossible. Impossible. Hong Wait a moment. Serve the food. Whoever rolls a two, and we’re done. I’ll roll. Come on. Hong, roll a two for us. Then we’re finished. We’re getting ready to finish up. We’re done for the day. Two. Two. Six. Two. Nice. Nice one, Hong. Okay. Okay. Okay. Bro, you’re here, bro. Chao is back. Bro, you’re here. Started a separate group. That’s not right. Try a bite. Yeah, it was just stir-fried. This won’t do. I can’t eat this anymore. It’s my turn, my turn to roll. Roll a four. Just as long as it’s not five. Okay. Four, please. That’s good. Why does it feel like some good fate is waiting for us? I’m still waiting for a new adventure. Zhuoyuan, take a look. Really? Yeah. I’m leaving. Congratulations. You got away early. I’m off. Pulling some strings, huh? Always like this. Alright, see you tomorrow. Thanks for your hard work. Guys, help me out. Can you really just watch? So annoying I could die. Isn’t this exactly how it’s supposed to be? Sit here. Doesn’t that make my image even worse? Why did you all come back? I’ve been eating this whole time. Chao, even though you treat me like that, it doesn’t matter. Get on the stool. I don’t want to. Right, so our table is back together now. It’s like we switched to a new table. Come on, add a chair. Here, add a chair. Add a chair, add some soup. Here. Here. These meatballs are delicious, really delicious. Where are we now? We’re at the shredded potatoes, right? Are you scared? Scared? Are you coming? With my brothers here, I’ve never been afraid. Team spirit. This feels like a marathon to me. Yeah, a hotpot marathon. Seriously. No one’s ever done a hotpot marathon before. We’re together with the older guys. Thank you. I’m happy now. So happy. Happy So happy Happy Come Come often Come for hotpot often Eat hotpot Come often Fun This whole trip has been fun Very good Chao is clapping the board No strength No strength to clap I feel like planting trees that day wasn’t this tiring Uncle Fan, did you hear that rumbling sound? My stomach is backing out Spicy rabbit head yesterday, spicy hotpot today If I keep eating like this, my stomach really can’t take it That’s not going to work for you Coming to Chengdu, you definitely have to plan ahead I already prepared in advance This is a great helper for your digestion And it’s made from pure fermented milk Chew on it anytime to help protect your gut No need to worry about any spicy food That’s good stuff, I want some too I want some as well Let’s go, time to go home. Let’s go. The trip with the Five Ha brothers was really fun. Say goodbye to the brothers. Good morning, brothers. Good morning. Hello. We’re going home. We had a great time. Delicious hot pot. Was it tasty? It was delicious. Do you want to eat more? Thank you, brother. Within a few months, we probably won’t have hot pot again. Alright, then. You had a great time, right? Yes. Happy. Do you really want to leave? I definitely don’t want to leave. If you insist on keeping us here, we can stay a bit longer. We can stay. So, you guys… Do you want to go back to “Back to Field,” or keep playing with the Five Ha brothers? We want to take the brothers back to “Back to Field” with us. It’s okay, then. As hosts, the Five Ha brothers should see the younger brothers off. Each person sends off one. How about we try it out, okay? After spending a day together, in the younger brothers’ hearts, who do you most want to team up with? He Shuai, which brother do you choose? Teacher Fan. No problem. I’m close to you. I’m from Zhejiang. Brother He. Come on. Splashing water, water-splashing team. Brother Hong. Brother Hong. Then I’ll choose the one closest to my age. Mianzi. Brother Chao, then. Played a round. He let someone play a round. Did Mian cry? Mian put on sunglasses. This way, my tears won’t be seen. How about the four of us form a team? That works. Sure. These “old guys.” I haven’t wanted to play with them for a long time. No taste. Actually, I really miss our “little one.” Actually, the four of us can do a black-and-white pairing. Then come on. Actually, you said— There’s really no need to say that. How reluctant are you to be with him? The brothers have all come this far. Is it really that hard to choose? Still want to do black-and-white pairing. Still want to do black-and-white pairing. Still have one more chance to be with him. That’s too sad. Come on. Come. Come. Black-and-white pairing. Guan. No problem. This is still a bond from hugging. The fate of a hug. No, I have to hug again. Sure. I must hug again. Right. The ones you hugged last time have all been distributed. Once they’re all distributed, you can take the car to pick up the younger guys. The car is already parked at the back door of the hotel. Whether you can get in the car smoothly depends on your luck. You even have to escape now? There are five checkpoints on the way. At the top of each level sits a little black guard. He will give you two options. A fifty percent chance of luck or bad luck. If you’re lucky, you can move on to the next level. If you’re unlucky, you have to go back to the start and begin again. You have to be lucky five times in a row. That’s really hard. You’d have to be so lucky. How lucky do you have to be—five times! Five times at fifty percent. That’s one in thirty-two. You could play all night and still not make it. Then you could just not go. You could choose not to go. It’s basically impossible. Yeah, five times in a row. In that case, just plant trees in the cloud. It’s not possible anymore. Yeah, there’s no going back. I think we shouldn’t go. I can’t believe we’re actually leaving. I’m a little reluctant to go. But what I’ll miss the most is still what’s in my hand— Zhenxi Strawberry Duoduo ice cream. Made with 100% selected fresh milk and lots of Dandong strawberry pieces. The flavor is so pure. After eating spicy food these past two days, I really can’t do without it. So awkward. Everyone is watching me eat. Let’s go. Let’s go, we’re leaving. Go. I’ll just send Xiao He away. Brother, I don’t want to go. Actually, I don’t want to leave. It’s starting. Welcome to the first round. Come on. Goggles. Goggles. Will this microphone explode? Will that microphone blow up? Will you accidentally hurt someone? Stand back a bit. What is this thing? One is good, one is bad. Please choose. Which one do you think I should pick? I think both are fine. Do I press it? Xiao He, calm down. Are you sure you want to pick this one? I’m sure. I’m sure. How are you two so weak, bro? Go for it, eat it, bite off the microphone. This one actually sprays water. My name is… Xiao He, I told you to think about it. One was good and one was bad just now. How do we know which answer is correct? It’s all about luck, bro. I didn’t press this one. So does this mean we’ve passed the level? Come on, don’t overthink it. Here, Chao, I’ll leave my fate to you. Be a bit more abstract. Which one do you say? Which one should we pick? So, which side do we want? Let them go first. I don’t get the game. Let’s look for a pattern. No, it’s just… I just want to pick randomly. Guan, let’s set an example first. I’ll do it. You make the choice. I’ll help you take the risk. I’ll do it. Pick one, bro. Let me tell you. Based on their pattern, it won’t be this one again. Let’s go. Come on. Wait, I want to go first. Wait for what? Just pick this one. This is the one. It’s definitely not this one. No way, things don’t happen three times in a row. Why do I feel like there’s a trick here? Why? This round definitely isn’t this one, right? We know the correct answer now. This time it’s definitely this one. It’s definitely the one on the right. No, I think it’s this one. This one, or this one? This one, and one more. Go again. It has to be this one. It can’t be the same four times in a row. Pick this one? Yes. I trust you, bro. I trust you. See? Am I right? It’s over. The first three helped us test it. Sorry, we cleared the level. We’re leaving first. We’re heading out, going ahead. He cleared the level. It’s fine, he’ll be back soon. Don’t be scared. He’ll be back soon, it’s okay. I get it now. We’re leaving first, going ahead. We’re leaving. Goodbye. We’ll wait for you at the starting point. We’re leaving. Goodbye. You’ll come back. Goodbye. This one. What’s the rule? What rule? It’s exactly the same as the last round. Alright, come here, let me tell you. Let’s play rock-paper-scissors. Rock-paper-scissors. If I win, we go right. If you win, we go left. Okay, three… Let’s leave it to fate. Right. Three, two, one, go! Alright, right side. Right side. Come on. No need to talk, let’s go. Protect. We made it through. Can we do “Wu Ha”? We’re so lucky. Wu Ha, give us a bit of a challenge. It’s mine. Usually, when it comes to luck-based games, I never win anything. But ever since I teamed up with you, we’ve become a lucky star duo. Today’s team is perfect. Let’s go. Yeah. Mainly, our muscles are just too strong. Bro. Let’s go, bro. What does that mean? What does that mean? The person you’re protecting needs to put on a swimsuit. And stand by the pool. There will be a rope here. It will pull everyone into the water. If it breaks, you can go out and turn left. And head to the next round. I’ll do it. Okay. I can do it. Put it on the right. Still put it on the right. I think that’s right. The goddess of luck will shine on me. Come on. Only our two teams are left. Come on. You go first. Go ahead, you first. Actually, How should I put it, bro? I think it’s like this. Because his left and right hands keep moving. This one It’s definitely not this one No way, third time’s the charm Hong I trust you Let me take a look I think this one might be out of battery Today, I want you to leave in style I think the last one he pressed was That side Or go to Let’s see which side, check first Observe a bit more How about we only press the right side Okay, just go all the way Someone will get through eventually Trust me, bro I trust you I’ll press it for you I have to make sure you leave in style today Look Okay, watching Are you crazy? Failed You It’s over Next He pressed this side, pressed this side. Pressed this side. Then it’s still the left side. Left side. Got it, understood. Anyway, let’s not say anything, just try it. Come on. Give it a try. This side, right? This side, right? Level cleared. Please proceed to the second stage. Let’s go. Really. This kind of feels like playing that crocodile teeth game. This isn’t, this is still… Brainpower. Brainpower. You still have to use your brain. Use your brain. Haven’t you figured it out yet? Is there a pattern? There is a pattern. There’s a pattern. Pattern. It’s, it’s your turn, bro. Please choose. This one. You try it first. Not necessarily. Foul He didn’t sit down What foul? He didn’t sit down One person sits down to choose Just let one person sit and choose One person sits Come on Definitely pick this one Wait, let me Wait Let me choose first You chose I’ll choose first There’s a pattern You can watch his hand Have you chosen? I’ve chosen. Did you get it? You’ve chosen This is the one you pressed last, right? We’ll pick this one You press it, bro I trust you Why is it you? It’s crooked It’s crooked Now it’s up to your hand speed Please choose I think it’s that one This one This one? Here Really? This one I’ve already been sprayed several times Bro, he pressed this one last He definitely pressed the right side last He pressed this side Pressed this side He pressed this one So this one won’t spray Bro, it’s time for little brother to take this one Take a break Wait, can we move on now? Come on Come on This one Come on There’s a pattern, I’ve already figured it out Is there a pattern? Is there really a pattern? This one definitely won’t spray I’ll go with you See, I won’t let you do it alone I don’t believe this one sprays every time Wait a second Hurry, next one, go straight up. Come on, bro, have a seat. Please choose. So whichever one he presses, that’s the one that sprays? I don’t know. I’m just repeating what Mianmian said. Come on. You press it, bro. Pick this side, okay? Alright, three, two, one. What’s going on? Why? This kind of feels like playing that crocodile teeth game. Wait, I’m a bit confused. So whichever one you press and it doesn’t spray water, we pass. Right. You’ve been pressing for so long. Is your hand sore? I think with anything, there’s always a breakthrough. Those other teams don’t have this kind of breakthrough. Yeah. See, does anyone care about you? No. Tired, right? So you get it. Please choose. This one. This one? Alright, you passed. Please proceed to the second round. Okay. Goodbye. I still don’t get what’s going on. What is this? I think I’m just unlucky. You try it. It must be my problem. It must be your problem, bro. You try it. Go. Let’s go, bro. It really was my fault. Go. What do you mean? Listen to me. This is a bit much. Wait a second. There’s a delay. No delay. No. Actually, whoever goes first gets sprayed. He’ll have to come back sooner or later. Yeah. No rush. No rush. Please choose. Actually, I get it now. This button adds water. It adds water to both sides. So the director’s team has a remote control in the back, right? Actually, it has nothing to do with this. That’s what it means. Then it depends on their mood. The director looks really good today. Should we still pick this side? Okay. Three. Two. One. What is this? Actually, Just pick this one. Anyway, no one else is taking a turn. I’ll just keep pressing until no water comes out, then I can leave. Just press it. Let’s switch, bro. Anyway, it’s just the two of us left. We just press until no more water comes out, right? You pick one. Okay, we passed. Please proceed to the second stage. Let’s go. We’re going. This is so scary. Why hasn’t anyone gone back yet? Everyone’s stuck here. Three, two, one. So scary. Did everyone pass in one go just now? Yes. No one went back. Really? No. No one has gone back so far. I’m here. Come on. Made it. Let’s go. Spray, okay. Let’s go. Bye-bye. So scary. So scary. No one has gone back yet. Maybe the machine is broken. Let’s go. Let’s go, bro. Let’s go. Let’s go. Wait a second. Let me ask. All five groups just now, have all gone through once. Right. This machine, up until now, hasn’t been used yet, right? I want to know what’s being sprayed in here. Edible baking soda. Pick one. It can’t be just the two of us in group six. Our luck can’t be that bad, right? No way, everyone made it through? Impossible, absolutely impossible. I’m telling you, I have a feeling we’re going to get sprayed. From what I know, according to the show’s logic, the two of us should be going back. If the first five people all made it, it’s very likely we’ll have to go back. Yeah. Let’s go with this one, okay? Okay. Three, two… Let’s go. These clothes are borrowed. To be fair, you press that side. That side really doesn’t spray. Really? Really. It really doesn’t spray anymore. That’s just bad luck. That’s just bad luck. You can’t blame anything. Let’s go—wait a second. Let me take a photo with you first. Let’s go. I need to wash my face anyway, let’s go back. Is no one really coming back? Actually, staying behind is a good thing, right? It feels worse to come back at the end. It’s fine if we walk slowly. Yeah, you’ve reached the fifth level. What’s the point, right? Are we really going to keep passing every round like this? I think we will. Because we’ve been choosing right every time. Yeah. I feel like right is our lucky sign for winning. Go right. Go right again. I think that’s correct. The goddess of luck will shine on me. Come on! I believe it. I believe it. Do you believe it? Definitely fell into the water. What? We lost. We lost. You need to go back to the start and begin again. What? We lost on the third one? Did you cheat? No. This way. He really didn’t cheat. Then what is this? Alright. It’s very real. Come on. Hong, it’s okay. Wipe it off. Let’s start over. Be a man. At worst, we’ll just start over. But I… My wig is showing. Okay, it’s ready. What do you think, bro? This… Bro, you or me? I’ll do it. Alright. Let’s give He bro some encouragement. Encouragement! Encouragement! Encouragement! Chen He, why do I feel like as soon as you put this on, it feels like you’re about to go down? Do I look unlucky? If that’s the case, I’ll jump myself, okay? No way. Do you think I’m asking for your opinion? Come on. Three, two… One. You three go ahead. The goddess of luck No doubt about it. Let’s go, bro. Bye, bye, guys. On to the next round. Next round, bye. Why are you wet? Why are you wet? I like water. Because water brings good fortune. Why are you wet? Because water brings good fortune. Yiheng, little brother. Did He-ge let you go first? I’m fine. I’ll go back and plant trees first. You plant first. I’ll play with the others for a bit. I’m off. We’re heading to the fourth round. The fourth round. No. How can our fates be so different? We clearly came here hand in hand. But now we’re going our separate ways. Remember our taillights. This is… Cream. Cream. There’s nothing left to analyze, little brother. This one… Let’s leave it to fate. We can only leave it to fate. I think it could be the left side. Congratulations, you’re back at the starting point. Start over. That’s pretty sweet. Let’s go, bro. Wait a second. You guys usually love doing “three, two, one.” Why this time did you start at zero frames? Alright. Very good. Let’s go. I want to leave with dignity. Come on. One of these two is the good one. Goodbye. Goodbye. Awesome. Is this the final round? Come on. Congratulations on making it to the final round. The task for this round is to toss the “Ha-Wu” coin. If it lands on “Ha,” you get off work as planned. If it lands on “Wu,” you go back to the start. This one’s bad. This one’s real. Success or failure depends on this. It’s fine, I can try again. Let’s go. Thank you. Goodbye. Congratulations, you landed on “Wu.” Go home. Go back to the start and try again. It’s okay. I thought I was done and could go home. Now I can just watch. Don’t laugh, Glasses. I remember you now. I was already out the door, but now I’m back. This is from taking too much montmorillonite powder. What’s going on? The water was pretty clear before. It got cloudy as soon as you got in. Now it looks like noodle soup. How did you get wet too? I can’t take it anymore. Go, choose. There are bubbles over there. There are bubbles on the right. You’ve chosen, right? Okay. Nice. Go for it, little brother! Okay. I can only say little brother is really lucky. He’s really lucky. Did you figure out the trick? Let’s go. Come on. You really are lucky. You get lucky when you touch water, bro. Let’s go. Come on, what are you afraid of? Wait a second. He hasn’t even reacted yet and you already… It’s over. Let’s go, on to the next round. Welcome to the final round. The task for this round is to toss the Ha-Wu coin. If it lands on “Ha,” you finish here. If it lands on “Wu,” you go back to the start. We have to be the first. Okay. We’re going to make it through smoothly. Be the first to get out of this predicament. Alright, let’s leave it to fate. Let’s go. Ha. Ha. Pass the good luck to us. Pass it to you. I’ll do it, bro. Go ahead. I trust him because he’s really lucky. Just play however you want. This luck is a bit too good. Wait a second. It’s that probability problem again. The same one we asked about last round. Actually, we could go first next time. Yeah. The later it gets, the harder it is to choose. I’ll try this one. I’ll go with you. Wait. I think it should be fine. Hold on. I’ve got flour on me now. And water. Add some cream and I’m basically a cake. I borrowed these clothes. Three, two, one. Come on, close your eyes. We got it right, let’s go. We got it right. Let’s go. Come on. Let’s laugh. Hahaha. Ha. Ha. We passed. Was it really that easy? We passed that easily? Okay. It’s “He Shuai’s”. Teacher Fan just tosses it. Both times. When you’re unlucky, even drinking cold water gets something stuck in your teeth. I’m not leaving. Starting over, right? Both times you came here, you lost the coin toss. Really? I have to take a look at you guys. This is a “Schrödinger’s coin,” huh? Ha, it’s time to get off work, right? Yeah. Ha. Toss it up, and whatever side lands on the ground counts. Let’s toss it up together. Toss it together. Toss it up, bro. Or toss it down. Off work. People aim higher. People aim higher. Come on. Tossing it up is for something better. Stop hesitating, hurry up. Watch closely, this is what a perfect example looks like. Alright. We call this the instant kill move, okay? The wind-up has to be a bit longer. Come on. Come on. One, two, three. Go. Go. What? What’s this? Wait. Wait. Where did it fall? It’s right here. How about tossing it again? No need. No, this is it. I’m telling you, this is it. After all that build-up, It has to be this one. This is it. Let’s do it like this. Leave this here. Save it for next time. For friends visiting this hotel, This time, throw it this way. One, two, three. Can you throw it to a normal spot? Seriously, this is even harder to find than before. Seriously, what are you guys trying to do? Which way? Now we’re serious. We’re serious now. Come on, brother! One, two, three. This time it’s good. Wait a second. Hold on. No. Don’t move. Are you playing or not? Vertically. The vertical one. The vertical one. Throw it again. That’s not right. You can’t. No need. Let me nudge it. It’s fine. This round doesn’t count. Why doesn’t it count? This round was vertical. It was vertical. It fell while it was vertical. Vertical. We cleared the grass for the camera to see. Then it fell over, haha. To be fair, this is definitely a bit of cheating. Come on, little brother! One, two, three. Ha. No. What is it? What is it? This part is so much fun. It really was a one-click return to base. Did you guys make it through? Cleared all levels. It’s over. Impossible. Cleared the level. Really. What’s the fifth level? Coin. Flip a coin. Flip a coin. Ha and Wu. Doesn’t feel involved. Come on! Hurry. The main thing is speed. You guys are going again, Mianmian. Take another look. Actually, we can sit here. This is pretty nice. So comfortable. The feeling of victory. Just the observer. Why do you two look so serious? Is this very difficult? Left side. Come on, bro. I think the one you chose is fine. Don’t hesitate, just be quick. Just be quick. Three. It’s over, bro. Bro. It’s over, bro. Bro. Just be quick. Just be quick. Quick. Quick. Just be quick. Don’t think. Don’t think, quick. Pull quickly. Come on, go down. Wait a second, wait. Wait a second, wait. Wait a second, wait. First time seeing the camera crew help out. Are you sad, Mianmian? Is someone pulling from behind? I was wondering why it was so forceful. Why is it so forceful? So pitiful. So, Mian, now you have already washed off all the flour. You’re not afraid, not afraid of anything anymore. We’re starting from the first round again. Let’s go! What is there to be afraid of now? Now, Mian has nothing left to lose. You guys are done. Yeah. It’s over, we’re leaving. Sometimes, when you’re lucky, it can be pretty boring too. Should we just sunbathe here? Yeah. It’s hot. A bit hot. Is there any fruit platter or something? Is there any of that? Thank you. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Today I finally experienced how relaxing “Wu Ha” is. Yeah. Here you are. Why are you back again? I’m feeling a bit hot. I came to cool off. Don’t say that, Mianmian. I am a bit envious of you all. What’s up? Was the experience that intense? Today’s experience was really intense. Yeah. It’s like I went to an amusement park, but didn’t get to try anything. Didn’t get to try any of the rides. Not a single ride. All I did was drive for so long. And you guys actually gained something. You could figure out the rules of the game. We didn’t even get the chance to figure out the rules. The winner can go back and plant trees first, right? Honestly, just watching here is kind of annoying. I see. Bro, now among your three teams, you, Mianmian, and He-ge, you need to decide who was the unluckiest. It’s definitely not us. I think it’s this one. This one? Come on, we’re about to reach the fourth level. Okay. No problem. See you at the fourth level. Eat cake. Come on. Come on. This one definitely went down. This one definitely went down, He-ge. It went down, bro. Bye. Bye, bro. Pee. Bro, left side. This pattern isn’t right, this one. There’s a problem here. Suddenly I really need to pee. It’s really urgent. Very urgent. I’m really speechless. How did you guys… Keep going! Here we go again. Welcome back to level one. Please choose. Go, pass. Passed. Passed. Didn’t pass. Didn’t pass. I didn’t pass here. Passed. Didn’t pass. Please select Pass Pass Don’t move Don’t move Don’t move I’ll pull myself, don’t move Is it necessary? No need Pass I know I know, you’re a pro at this But you came back in the next round Right It’s fine, got it It’s fine Let’s go Okay Let’s go, together It’s lively with more people Feels like those two came over super confident Opened their arms and melted you Have you ever reached level five? Yes The two of us Haven’t even seen what level five looks like Passed It’s not even fun anymore Mian Do it again Really? Don’t rush out yet Please select It didn’t even get on my face. You’re so ruthless. Please choose. Let’s go. Mian-ge Go back. Really? Here it comes. Why again? What level are you on now? Moonlight Treasure Box Mianmian Mianmian You have to say “Prajna Paramita.” Prajna Paramita Hello. Prajna Paramita Go. Go. Go back and wash your face. Wait, let me wash up. Why can’t I get through? Prajna Para mita Me. Why? This part is kind of like that… That game from “Triangle” You know, it’s just looping over and over. “Triangle” We meet again. You made my hairline look higher, seriously. My hairline is naturally great. In the end, I’ll do it myself. Maybe I should just jump myself. What are you guys… Good luck! Why are you here again? Need to pee, huh? Mr. Fan. Hello. I really don’t want to see you, really. Every time, it’s always here. Seeing you all. Wait a second. Bye. So unlucky. Can we skip the first round? Honey, prajnaparamita. What are you doing? Let’s go. We have to walk so far. Welcome back to the first round. No need to say anything. Have you ever had that situation… …where you can’t get through a show segment? Now. Now. I realize the big guy isn’t moving anymore. Mr. Fan, wait for me at the pool. Pass. Goodbye. Come on, there’s one more. Where’s your teammate? Where’s Teacher Fan? Teacher Fan is sitting by the pool. Are you ready? Come on, Teacher Fan. I think he hits it every time. Your turn, Teacher Fan. All right. We’re leaving tomorrow. Teacher Fan is still here. Try a couple more times. Xiao He. Are you leaving or not? It doesn’t matter anymore. I’ll do it. Okay. Fatty. Fatty. Do one with me. Fate is in my hands now. Yes. Yeah, it doesn’t matter. We’re brothers, right? Congratulations. Go home. Yes. Is that right? That’s right, isn’t it, Fatty? Congratulations, you’ve completed the challenge. That’s right. Come on. I have red envelopes in my box. I’ll give you one later. It’s over. I want to wash up first. Can you tell me which one has it? Please choose. I want to wash up first, preferably choose one that has it. Passed. I’m “crazy.” Neither of us has seen what the fifth level looks like. No problem. Let’s go, bro. We have to make it to the fifth level and take a look. No. Ready. So confident, bro. No problem. What should we do? We’re at the fourth level again. We’ve never won at the fourth level. You go ahead, you choose. Pick one. We just sprayed one. We just want to see what the fifth round looks like. I’m begging you. Please, I’m begging you. Let me go through. Go ahead. Made it through. Nice! Great, congratulations! Let’s go. We’ve finally reached the last round. In the fourth round, we could already feel the taste of victory. Honestly, we’re not afraid of anything now. I’m here to witness your history. Throw it up and let it fall to the ground. You go. I’ll do it. You do it. I’m not looking. You don’t look either. Neither of us will look. Let’s both throw it backward. Let’s see how they react. Okay. You guys throw it backward. Throw it backward. Three. Two. One. We made it. We made it. We really made it. We made it. Crying tears of joy. It’s their first time at level five. Did you know? We passed level five on our first try. Did you know? So it turns out, I’m telling you, the darkest night is closest to dawn. We’re not the unluckiest, right? So heavy, these jeans are so heavy. Seriously. Too heavy. Should’ve worn shorts. My butt is almost showing. West Coast (style). That’s so West Coast. Nice. He has this thing. I really need to pee. Going back for a bit. Going back. I’m going back. Going back, need to pee. Bro, you kind of look like a ghost. This one is… Welcome back to level one. You say it. We didn’t know it was level one. I hope you let me pick, okay? Give us a chance to… Let’s hold it in our hands first. Okay? Should we wash our hands? Come on. Rock, paper, scissors. You do it. Do it. This hand soap isn’t very good, to be honest. Yeah, it really isn’t. It doesn’t really wash off. Next time, get one that actually washes off. With more foam. Go grab one from the room. Body wash. You can use it like this. Seriously. Or shampoo. We’ll give you a premium one. Like, the two of us showering. There’s also conditioner. Yeah. You have to use that. That one. But is it important, though? Not anymore. It’s not a big deal. Let’s just keep going. Actually, it really didn’t get clean. It’s gone. How about you try it with them? Let me show you how it’s done. I should’ve known how this would go. Hurry up, bro. It’s done. I’m leaving, goodbye. Don’t waste it. Let’s make some dough. Make some buns. Face mask. Yeah, something like that. Face mask. Come on. I think it’s this one. I think so. You do it. This one. This one’s pretty good—fate. It’s pretty good. Let’s go wash our faces. We’ve done enough cardio today. Yeah. Come on. Welcome, welcome. Got it. A warm welcome. Let me go first. Let’s go. This is pure cardio. My jeans are already so heavy. Left side, right side. Let me do it. Let me think. Think about it. Let’s go wash our faces, bro. Little brother. Later. Later. Why are we playing this again? Why are we playing this? I think it was to wash our hair. No, I mean, why did we want to play this? What we just said was, to play this. It seemed like you were sending me off. I was sending you off. I’m not leaving. Let’s make it permanent. Let’s make it permanent. There were originally six people in Wuha. Adding one more to make seven is fine. I’m not going back over there, not going back. Really. It’s permanent now. Really. I’ve decided, okay? I can’t leave now. Is that okay? Let it go. Come on, let’s… Let’s go, let’s go. Shall we go see them off? See them off. It’s permanent, I’m done playing. I’m “crazy,” I’m done playing. I can’t take it anymore. I’m done playing. Is the director here? Here. Director. I’m not going back. It’s permanent now. The seventh member of Wuha Here comes the seventh regular guest Come on, welcome Welcome, little brother Come on Alright Now, I’ll give you another chance Don’t do this No This is This is fate already I’m telling you Little brother’s fate is definitely to stay No matter what I choose Come on, pull Okay, it’s fine now Let’s go, bro It’s not time yet Let’s go What’s wrong You guys pick one Pick one, don’t rush Do you think we need this Do we need it It’s fine, we don’t need it Congratulations, you passed Amazing You throw it up, I’ll catch it in the air, then I’ll throw it up again You catch it in the air Then finally, we’ll bounce it away together in the air, okay One, two, three, go Go Why did it fall in again This is real We cleared the level Brothers in hardship We came here with our own purpose too We came here to take a bath Congratulations, everyone. We’re all off work. I haven’t played enough at all. Not enough fun. These two. I’ve been soaking in there for ages. Today, let’s go get a facial. We found two friends from Chongqing. It’s totally sunburned down there. Hello. Hello. The thing you need most is anti-wrinkle treatment. Bro, playing soccer like this… Am I the only one with blackheads? Miss Blackhead. You should wash your face more often. I’m leaving right now. Your pores are big enough to plant rice seedlings in. You could go on “Farming Life.” Today, the three teachers will give everyone rap training. Create a rap song. You have to have that vibe. Expert. A rapper who doesn’t even need to breathe. I’ve never seen anyone combine it with throat singing. Eating hotpot, spicy, spicy, spicy, spicy! Afraid of my wife, so, so, so, so, so scared! What on earth are you singing? Shooting a music video for this song. Chief director. Chen He. How did it become Chen He? It’s starting. Is this the Wang Junkai I know? Brake. Such a good song. And it ended up in the director’s hands.