【Multi Sub 】EP9-2：治黑头 防插秧，邓超 陈赫护肤破大防！《哈哈哈哈哈S5》HAHAHAHAHA S5
It’s really a skin management center. Where is the skin management center ? Very beautiful skin management center, right? Really doing this is not something that will disappoint everyone. My skin is very good. Your skin should be good too. Let’s go. Very beautiful. It’s really called very beautiful. Really. How come you do skin management for us as soon as you come ? Hello , Zhen Xi. It’s hot today. It’s hard work. Zhen Xiaoxi . Yes, guess it’s a boy or a girl . Girl Xixi, please give us some Zhen Xi to eat, okay? Now make one . Good afternoon, gentlemen. There are no ugly men, only lazy men. The face is half of a man’s life. What’s this slogan? In the world of men, becoming beautiful and making money are equally important. Only lazy men, I’m too lazy to leave the sofa cushion. Brother Chao, you’ve worked hard. Please fill in your age. Write Should I write my real age or my psychological age? How old am I? Forty -seven or forty-six, okay , I’ve filled it out . Okay , then let’s take a skin test first. You are the first one to be taken . Please take a seat, sir. We will close our eyes throughout the process. It will flash, and then I will say it’s ok and it will be over. Don’t tell me why you are much more handsome than before you went in . Let me show you that your top-level beauty image is about to collapse. Okay, brother He, thank you for your cooperation . Handsome, then our first person to be photographed is Mr. Fan. Then we will give Mr. Fan a face-to-face consultation first , okay? Okay, okay, okay. Do you have any special problems that you are concerned about? No, no, it doesn’t matter. There are a few small wrinkles . Here come the wrinkles. Yes , another problem is that our skin is a little inflamed. This is inflammation , right? Then there is actually quite a lot of periorbital pigmentation. There is actually more pigmentation around the entire eye area. Maybe you will have more pigmentation if you stay up late, right? Did you want to give him a score just now? Let me help you take a look. I will objectively and objectively give it a serious score. It ‘s okay , it’s okay. She is going to bring me here, right ? I think the most important thing for you to do is to remove makeup and remove wrinkles. I thought it was the most serious one, okay? After removing wrinkles, brother, you are serious. After you finished talking about anti-wrinkle, brother, brother, that’s it for tomorrow. I am anti-wrinkle , not everyone. Hello, brother, I play football like this. I tell you, I am better than you in this area. So, you two can laugh together. Let’s give you a close-up. You are laughing so seriously . Laughing so seriously and truly . One, two, three , brother, take it in . Big brother, you , big brother, didn’t let go at all . Big brother , you smiled with your face but not your heart
. Just now you were like this. You just laughed like this. Then tell me how to laugh like this. Big brother has a burden. Let ‘s look at Teacher Li first. Okay , this has been filmed differently. Brother, what is this? What is this? Teacher Li’s face is actually red. It’s obvious . Teacher Li should be exposed to the sun a lot. The pigmentation of the entire forehead and the pigmentation around the orbits are particularly obvious . This is going to fall off. Teacher Li has a pigmentation problem, right? Pigmentation, inflammation , and wrinkle problems can all be seen. This is your set of routines. I tell you, I just wanted to give me some anti-wrinkle. Can you give him some cephalosporin? Yes, big brother , this step is already a treatment. Teacher Li is a person with inflammation. “Inflammation” teacher comes to Wu Ha and can’t even take his name away. This is the result of not applying foundation, you know , who told you not to apply foundation ? Yes, who told you to be crazy about Kaikai. I see Kaikai, are you okay ? Does he look like he has problems? Kaikai, I think the problem is actually okay. He is in his twenties. I see Mianmian, Teacher Wang Mian, then I think for you, the biggest problem is actually It’s just a little redness and sensitivity. I think you can do a repair. There are no acnes at all. The skin condition is very good, which is consistent with my age. What’s the good condition ? I became like this after I was five years old. I will become like this in five years. Who is in the worst condition now ? Objectively speaking, can I tell the truth? To be honest, of course to be honest, has our column ever told lies? The column is so old , it feels like the same program from 30 years ago. Your column is mainly for Teacher Li today. Teacher Li, today I mainly look at the color, pigment, and whether there is makeup. Now it’s my turn. Listen carefully. Listen carefully to my condition . What problem do you care about most? You go first (speak). I don’t care. I just think you are in a very good condition. Is that what you mean? It’s okay , right? Just tell the truth . Why is it so difficult to talk about it? Is there a big problem with me? “Terminal disease” Yes, “terminal disease” is over. “Inflammation” teacher, I may be a little worse off than you. Do I need to call family members? I have a little blackhead . Do I have blackheads? In fact, most people have them , but your blackheads are particularly obvious on your face. There are blackheads, “Blackhead Brother” , I am “Inflammation Brother” and he is “Blackhead Brother”, “Blackhead Miss” Then what about blackheads ? Then I have a lot of blackheads. If you tell others about this , I will be cyber-bullied for a while. You can clean it appropriately. To put it bluntly, just wash your face regularly. You have to wash your face. The dirtiest thing is the dirtiest. ” Brother Blackhead”. This is a mole. Point at other places except that place. Look at the mirror. Just point at the mirror. Look first. You point so that I can find it. You point at the blackhead and you are still anxious. In fact, all of this is there, but you still let people point at him. He refuses to admit it. Keep saying to “Brother Blackhead “. What else do you have? You must have something else left. Aging is more serious than blackheads. What’s wrong with aging? Where are the blackheads? It’s an insult to me and Brother Fan. Neither I have this problem . Look at me from a close distance. I’m done with aging . This is a “terminal illness”. This special effect has found all the special effects. What’s wrong? The black head base can show aging . I ‘m like this, and I’m still aging. The lines can be seen. The gullies can be seen. The base can show aging. You have to listen to the doctor’s “black powder”. This is “black powder”
, not “black powder”. Blackheads are “black powder”. I’m telling you, I have to tell the truth. Yes, blackheads are the most expensive. Thank you, thank you program crew. I’m going back to Shanghai to do management. I’m leaving now. I don’t want to record. Follow the machine. I’m going to do management. Okay. And I think boys may not be able to stand hearing about blackheads. Brother Chao, I can especially understand Brother Chao, it’s your turn , it’s my turn , it’s your turn, it’s very objective. Say it loudly and objectively. Honestly, just say whatever you want, okay? Yes , let him laugh. Let him laugh again. I know that wrinkles can kill mosquitoes. Pinch mosquitoes to death. Pinch mosquitoes to death. Did I offend you just now? No, and there’s no need to be too objective. It’s not you who asked me to be objective. Very objectively, say whatever you want. Pinch mosquitoes to death. That ‘s too objective , right ? Do n’t be too objective. Brother Chao, you can put it down. The one that pinches mosquitoes to death is not here, but I want to be better than him, okay , yes, yes, okay. Another thing is the pores . The pores are big . The pores are a bit rough. The pores can be used to plant rice seedlings. With a pore this big, he can plant rice seedlings. You can go to “Let’s Farm”. “Teacher Mao”, I have no place to put my phone from now on , so can you put it in your pores for me? Doctor Zhou, put it in there. Teacher Zhou will remember you and likes you very much . Yes , Doctor Zhou, why did you start to exert your strength in the last two people? Because you know, before I saw you, all the doctors said that my skin was perfect . They were lying to you. Are those doctors? This is a “black fan” . This is a real “black fan”. It hurts my heart so much. I have never heard that I can plant rice and kill mosquitoes with problems with my hair follicles. Objectively speaking, my pores can be used to plant rice. I really put my heart into this, didn’t I?
Didn’t the audience watch it in vain? You have called me Brother Chao for so many years, so you can call me “Brother Yang” from now on. You laughed so loudly . No, I really don’t accept it. Take a closer look. I think this is the script you gave me. See for yourself. Is there a problem with the pores? It’s impossible. I also want to say that you just take a closer look. This is a mole. You said I have problems with my pores. Can you see blackheads? Yes? Are you slandering me ? You can see my blackheads. Look carefully. This is a mole. It ‘s very clean . The pores are very dry Is it clean ? She said that my hair follicles are really big. You are really really dirty. You see a hole . Isn’t
it that this place is so big that they say there is a problem with the hair follicles? No,
your hair follicles are like this . Your pores are big. They are big in this area . No, I just had a little lack of expression management. Can you help me put my phone in? Okay ? I care a lot about Naiwen. In fact, I care a lot about you. I haven’t seen Chao usually. Sometimes he will come here and he can feel it. The main thing is that when you mention this place, people in their fifties, the soil has already reached this place. People are better than him here. Think about it.
Teacher Fan is actually okay. You see, I don’t put on a foundation for all of them. I’m not telling you that if it weren’t for the middle of the night, I would watch the ball every day. I don’t know how much better it is than them. Isn’t it a little bit , isn’t it what you said ? I just offended her a little bit .
I just mentioned that I can’t always give everyone that kind of beauty anxiety. Who has to go to something? Who is anxious now? This is not recorded. I want to jump down. “Brother Yang” Brother Chao “Brother Yang” “Brother Yang” Hurry up , Doctor Zhou, this is it, I know I offended you as soon as I came in, no,
there is definitely a little no, you see, brother is like this, brother, you see, you are entangled with me because I am fifty-five years old, it ‘s not easy You see, dark circles under the eyes are endocrine problems , which is another category. Don’t trust this hospital. Don’t trust this hospital . Can you cure us today ? Let’s go to the treatment area to cure the blackheads. Okay , come here and treat the blackheads to prevent transplanting.