【一见你就笑】CLIP:滑溜溜足球赛,全程高能笑点不断!!《一见你就笑》
Traveling is a physical contest. It’s not only about explosive power but also about endurance. Look at these. Our players are full of fighting enthusiasm. Let me announce the specific rules of this final match. Our two teams need to play a four-on-four football match barefoot on a slippery field. The game is divided into two halves , with an opportunity to rest and change players in the middle. The two teams can now discuss tactics and choose their positions. It’s so slippery . This is much slipperier than expected . Master the balance. This is what kind of slide is this? This is belly slide. It ‘s very interesting and funny. Can you cut this part separately and send it to Du Hua? Okay, now the players from both sides have entered the field. Yan Qi and I are substitutes and commentators. We can change during the halftime break. No, I feel like I can’t even stand steadily. Coach Zhang , do you think you can make some bold predictions for us in this game ? If I make a bold prediction, the Love Team should win a big victory. That’s right, because you can see that everyone here has started running and warming up. I’m very happy . Okay. Dear viewers, Tencent Video’s “Zhen Guoli” will soon bring you our slippery football game. Okay, both sides have entered the field and are in their positions. Let’s go, Yang Chaoyue. Okay, Di Ge has the ball. Okay, the goalkeeper will wait. Okay, the pass is beautiful . Wang Anyu is dribbling the ball alone on the wing. Wang Anyu is at his peak. Wang Anyu was pulled by Yang Chaoyue. Okay, Wang Anyu faked a fall and really fell. This is a real fall . Di Ge is controlling the ball. Okay, the ball was intercepted. Be careful . Okay , there is a threshold. I kick the ball over. I am the goalkeeper. I won’t kick it directly into the opponent’s goal. Guard the goalkeeper . Okay, Wang Anyu, Anyu’s movements are good. Yang Chaoyue is a little suspected of pulling. Yang Chaoyue is given a yellow card warning. Yang Chaoyue , Di Ge, go, Yang Di scores , and the team is 1-0. Di Ge’s sliding and kneeling celebration action. Di Ge rushed over and slid and kneeled to celebrate. It was so stuck and painful . I didn’t slide at all. Di Ge felt so good . When we attack, we run first to a position where there is no one . It’s better to be close to them . Okay, Wang Anyu starts to arrange tactics. It’s good
to start. It’s started. It’s started. Di Brother kicked me out of the blue . Brother Di is playing with us. We are cooperating and controlling the foot. Wang Anyu is now arranging tactics and controlling the foot to intercept. It’s empty here . Haocun is good. Haocun controls the ball beautifully. Haocun passes the ball to Wang Anyu. Good ball , defender , no , no , Wang Anyu is ready to play it himself? He played it himself. Fortunately, goalkeeper Baosen kicked the ball out of the boundary and missed it. Good cooperation . I have to say it is a good cooperation. Yes, good. Let’s ask the Xiaoneng team to kick off. It’s okay. Huang Xinchun’s superb stop of the ball, the stop of the hip, the team doctor , it’s okay , too amazing. Come and see the Xiao team serve. Brother Di’s defense. Wang Anyu now has the ball and organizes an attack on the wing . Play it yourself? Very versatile. Anyway, it’s a pity. It ‘s a pity. Did it go in? Did it go in? No, it was almost , almost , it was a pity. Let’s ask the Xiaoneng team to kick off. Volleyball , volleyball moves, volleyball moves are very exciting. Save volleyball , what kind of volleyball is this ? Wait , stop this, that Xiaoneng team will take a penalty kick. This is too much. Let ‘s take a penalty kick and intercept Yang Chaoyue’s penalty kick directly with our hands. Yang Chaoyue was fouled just now. Xin Yi, come on , kick it in. I want to see how Yang Chaoyue kicks it in. My thumb, the game continues. It hurts. What are you doing? The goalkeeper hurts. The goalkeeper makes a successful save. Tang Jiuzhou makes a wonderful save. Nothing wrong, it doesn’t matter. It’s the out-of-bounds ball for the Hot Love team. Walk well. Wang Anyu is directing the whole court. It is obviously the core offensive organization. The pass was passed to the border and passed to Liu Haocun . Haocun kicked the ball in the air. Someone used a trick . The referee didn’t see it. Good ball. Good ball. The referee did n’t see it. Didn’t see it. Didn’t see it . The referee is “blind”. Good. Now the ball is coming here again. So delicate. Haocun. Di Ge is too “killing”. Shaolin Soccer. You are serving and attacking. We are attacking. Hand-thrown ball, human wall, human wall strategy. Walk. Haocun walks, walks forward. Haocun passes the ball. Huang Xinchun has the ball now. Good ball. The score is tied at 1-1. No, no, cheer up. It hits me in the face. Then we take the ball to the center line and kick off again. Wait, what’s going on ? Fortunately, our goal is made of foam. What are you doing here? What are you doing again? It’s so chaotic . It’s okay. The voice became thinner. Baosen, I have been a football commentator for so many years and have never seen such an outrageous situation on the court. I announce that our Baosen has a penalty kick opportunity. Good penalty kick . Our penalty kick is at the middle mark. Good, the mark is at the mark, the penalty kick, Baosen, we need good tactics , it’s a penalty kick, not a free kick, where does the tactical penalty kick come from , penalty kicks only have goalkeepers, this is a duel between men, guard Tang Jiuzhou’s face first, it’s important not to guard the ball , come on, good shot, good shot, two to one, it’s a bit fierce, we are taking a halftime break now , if we don’t rest, we have to practice, if we don’t rest , let’s continue, good, continue , Coach Zhang , the second half of the game is about to continue, both sides are eager to fight, you can see that I’m ignited, come on, continue , let’s continue in the second half, good ,
Baosen dribbled the ball quickly and deceived the defender, grabbed it, took the cross from the side, and the ball went in, a good goal, an own goal , an own goal hit my leg and went in, not good, not good, a big thing , a big thing, not good, I have to exert force , exert force quickly , second half, now the score on the field is three to one The Laughing Team needs to cheer up. I think it’s almost time. Di Ge should exert his strength. He can exert his strength. Let them let him pass enough. Okay , now let’s start the hurtful football. Everyone, be careful. Everyone is hurting themselves. Why did they suddenly fall down , and all of them fell down when one person wanted to hurt another person? Our football is the football of justice. Then serve the ball . You go forward and organize the attack. Go to the goalkeeper Xinyi. You can take the ball with your hands. Xinyi is still the most hardworking floor flow. Yang Chaoyue, be careful and cheer up. The goalkeeper can take the ball. Xinyi can take the ball. Xinyi didn’t stop it. It was too slippery and fell down. It was very intense. Wang Anyu quickly used the Yangko dance move. Wang Anyu still has the ball. Anyu dribbles once. You can dribble once . There is only one minute left in the game. Hurry up. Wang Anyu hit the goal with his heel, but Jiuzhou missed the chance. Wang Anyu was calm again. No, he couldn’t get up like this. Thank you. Xiaoneng team, you have to work hard. I hope you can seize the opportunity. We become four people and hold each other to support each other . Then all four of us will go on and attack with the whole army . Brothers, now we have to push forward with all our members. The goalkeeper has also come to the front court. If we fail, we will die. Defend well . The substitute player is injured. The substitute player is injured . Who will replace the substitute player ? Let’s attack again. Wang Anyu hit the goal with his heel, but unfortunately he jumped up . Wang Anyu used a world-class move that many players in the World Cup can’t play. He grabbed it and it was confiscated by Jiuzhou. Go quickly. There was no defense. The ball volleyed and shot a world wave of 4 to 1. It was amazing and killed the game. Haocun has been very powerful. The defense is amazing. Haocun is wonderful . Haocun in front has a good chance. Haocun has a good shot. Our ball is Haocun. Haocun . It’s a pity that this shot is just a little bit short. Good Haocun controls the ball. Haocun is beautiful . Good shot here . Haocun has a good pass. Good shot. This is the charm of the midfielder No. 10. The volley is amazing. How long will the volley last ? The last half minute, the last thirty seconds , I don’t want to play. The last thirty seconds , can I keep my honor? Go forward and defend Diego first . Wang Anyu performed a passionate tango. It’s too slippery. Hurry up, both sides started a dance performance . Good shot, good pass . After two simple passes, we came to the frontcourt. It’s beautiful. There are only ten seconds left in the last wave. Anyu, Wang Anyu missed a single opportunity. Wang Anyu used a world-class move. Anyway, he is very versatile. He scored a goal with his left foot and his own strength. What is Wang Anyu doing? Anyu can do it, and Anyu said that he I’ve never played football before. I’m very talented . I’m very talented. I’m really talented and all-round . Yang Chaoyue, don’t you want to rub him? Okay, now let’s start the half-minute celebration session for Wang Anyu. Let’s start celebrating Wang Anyu’s Most Valuable Player. The settlement screen is very bad, very bad , the settlement screen is very bad . It uses Ronaldo’s celebration action. Okay , the time is up, and the game is over. Please shake hands and exchange jerseys in a friendly manner. The jerseys don’t need to be exchanged. They are all wet. Is that okay? Okay, let’s congratulate the Love Team for winning by 5 to 1. Congratulations. It was a very exciting game, very exciting and amazing. At least I scored a goal. A good goal. Chaoyue is fun, fun, and not tiring. I want to vomit. I feel that the amount of exercise has exceeded the standard. It ‘s too much. Professional football team, the opposing school team, the school team, come on, friends , let’s go to the front , then the last round According to the score, the Love Team draws three keys, the Laughing Team draws one, and Chaoyue takes one . We can divide the keys according to how many keys we have , so we can designate a few people in the team to enter our Four-Leaf Clover B&B. Do you have a key? I won one as soon as I arrived, so I am the best choice. Di Ge has already won a key. It looks like this. This is the key. Look, everyone, I also won one. An Yu won one . Are there any more? Here , there is another key , another key , another key, and another key. We will promote the drama for you. Haocun also has one here. It seems that there are enough six keys. We have four keys here and two keys here . We have two keys. Okay, then please check in to the Four-Leaf Clover B&B for the six of you.