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Welcome everyone to watch “I Can’t Hold It Back, Spring Special”. I’m Dasuo . Recently, people in the Czech Republic can’t hold it back. They said that the Czech Republic is going to build a dam recently , but after seven years of planning, it has not started construction. However, eight beavers built the dam with their teeth in two days , and the site selection is exactly the same as the scientists’. So today we invited the very hard-working supervisor of the beaver family, Mr. Supervisory Raccoon. Hello , hello, human, you are very cute. Why do you want to interfere in human projects ? Is that why we want to interfere? We have been waiting for seven years. The animals in the entire river are waiting for you humans to start construction. Did your cashier go abroad or leave the earth and be trapped in outer space? The two astronauts are responsible for your approval. I am ashamed. In fact, a small reservoir you It is said that a construction team needs dozens of people to carry out the work, but how did you eight beavers finish the work in two days? We are stupid and we don’t know how to outsource . We are known as the “Eight Beavers Family”. We are in charge of all the design, infrastructure, equipment and supervision. But you also know that it requires a lot of raw materials . How did you do some of the trees, including logging ? Listen, logging beavers , you are logging beavers, yes, yes , logging beavers , yes. Then Mr. Beaver, let me ask a serious question, do you have the qualifications for water conservancy project construction ? I have built it for you, and you tell me about the qualifications . Okay, don’t get excited. Aren’t we all talking about qualifications now, right? This is what netizens want to ask. Another netizen who studies civil engineering also wants to ask him, “Brother Beaver”, my sky is falling . Civil engineering is already difficult now. I asked you to show me some clear paths. First, my major is water conservancy. Second , I didn’t steal your job . I stole the European business. They should steal the European business because they are not doing their best. You said that they lost to China , the United States , South Korea, and now they are losing to you animals . They should steal the business , right? I said that you should improve your water conservancy construction before you meddle in other people’s business . Let’s talk about something lighter, because you are very popular in China recently . In our “Nezha: The Devil Boy Conquers the Dragon King”, you participated in it and were taken in by Nezha, right? You beat him up. That big brother is called a groundhog , a marmot, a big prairie rat. You live in the water, right? That’s an otter. The otter is very popular in China recently. Capybara is called capybara. Otter is not capybara. So you are a capybara and I am a beaver . Beaver , I often use your watch The love package is the one wearing diapers, the little red avatar. That’s called Ali . Ali, no , no, don’t just look at the wood and chew it. This is my pen. Watch the show. Where is this? This is the 22nd century. You volunteered to participate in the freezing plan. We just thawed you. Please sign to confirm . Let’s add some nutrition first. Pre-prepared dishes, don’t worry. These are all nutritious pre-prepared dishes that we carefully selected for you. These are old brands. You are the same age as you . Can you still eat this? The technology of pre-prepared dishes in the 22nd century has made great progress. Not only does it retain the original nutrition of the ingredients, but it also has the texture and taste of the 21st century. Mom is mom. How is the taste? I ate it. The last chef died at the end of the 21st century. You have to get used to it slowly . I can get used to your accent. I can’t get used to it. You are a robot. I am not. I am Chinese. I ‘m doing scientific research in Guancun. Doesn’t it make me look cool when I talk like this? Prefabricated accent. My friend , this is my first time in the 22nd Century. Can you lend me your dressing table to touch up my makeup ? No problem. This way, please . I want cosmetics , not a mask. This is an instant makeup mask. Just stick it on your face. These makeup looks can be achieved for workplace makeup , dating makeup, elegant makeup , and hard makeup for those who don’t have money . Yes, just stick this thing on and you can have your makeup done in one second. Prefabricated makeup is too advanced in the 22nd Century. It’s also too convenient. When I remove my makeup later, do I just stick a piece on and tear it off? I still need to use makeup remover to remove makeup. Then I’ll pack up my personal belongings and can I go home? Where do you still have a home? Your treasure has been there for a hundred years. Your house has been demolished three times. But the community will allocate you a prefabricated house or a mobile board house. If you have a house, then don’t If you are wrong, why are you still picking? Please go this way. In addition to the room, the system will automatically assign you an object. You don’t need to pre-make the object . With this condition, you are over a hundred years old. The system will guess that you like it . But I still like free love. You don’t know what I like. How about a fresh meat in 2100 ? This is too fresh. Are you sure this handsome guy is willing to date me? Because this is pre-made love , so love comes very quickly. Woman, this is the flowers I will give you on our first date , and I will also ask you to watch a movie together. The movies that can be skipped are in your cloud disk, you can watch them by yourself, and the gifts for Valentine’s Day, Chinese Valentine’s Day, your birthday, my birthday , and our first and second anniversaries in the past two years are all here. I order you to accept it. How about it? Is it pure pre-made ? Pre-made , but it is indeed my cup of tea. Eating pre-made dishes and talking about pre-made love seems a little strange. Strange, why did he start playing with his mobile phone? Because you are pre-made love, so you pay attention to efficiency. You automatically skipped the ambiguous period, the ignorant period, the passionate period and directly came to the old couple. Then what can I talk about ? What kind of experience is it? Whether this woman talks or not , if there is no problem, we can have a pre-made wedding. Would it be a bit too fast ? No , according to the progress of the pre-made wedding, we have been married for two years. It is a make-up. I always feel that we are not familiar with each other . Besides, I don’t know anyone here , so I do n’t know who to invite. It’s okay. Just pre- make the wedding. After it is done , the circle of friends will automatically generate a wedding grid. What about the gifts? Just deduct them from the cards of relatives and friends. Why is there two thousand less in my card ? All my friends in the last century are dead. You are my only friend. Look at what you did. You are thinking about me at this time. This is too convenient. Don’t say that I am a little in love with this pre-made life. Why do I still have to go to work ? What is the workplace like in the 22nd century ? You can choose your career, “little cow horse”, then I like your kind of stable arrangement with a system . Pre-made is to go in directly Ah, the system determines that people like you who have poor self-control and love to get a bargain are the only ones who will end up in jail. Then, can I trade stocks full -time? Arrange to trade prefabricated stocks and directly deduct money from your account, right? Yes, the system determines that you like to chase the rise and sell the fall, a retail investor mentality, so it skips the ups and downs and directly deducts money from your account. I am even less like that now. The 22nd century is already so developed, but I still have to go to work, right? Hello, heroine, welcome to our company. In our company, you don’t have to work. You can just punch in in the morning and hand in the plan and go home. Then when do I make the plan? Make the plan in advance overnight. This is called a prefabricated shift, which is the night shift . In less than a hundred years, everything has changed, except the workplace, right? The workplace has not changed much in thousands of years. What big changes can there be in a hundred years ? Baby , in fact, being my woman does not require work. Come home with me . This kind of “dominant boss” is not popular in 21, 25 years. Let ‘s go, I’ll support you . Wait , you won’t let me go back to be a housewife for you, right? What kind of housewife is there now? We eat prefabricated meals and live in prefabricated houses. There is no housework at all. It makes sense. You won’t let me go back to give birth to your children, right? What is giving birth? I forgot to tell you about your generation I have forgotten what giving birth is, so I have prepared a prefabricated child for you. Baby, come out and call me mommy. This is our prefabricated child. He is 28 years old and tall. Even if I want a child, I will give birth to it myself. I will give birth to it myself, raise it myself, and watch it grow up. Now you come up and give me a big child. Who is he? Why do I need him? Mom, this is my salary this month. Mom, keep it for you to play with. Mom , it’s okay. Although this prefabricated child can help you make money after it is born , you have to pay the money later . Mom, I want it, I want a prefabricated house, a prefabricated car, a prefabricated wife , and a prefabricated lottery. Gift prefabricated nursing home, this is the bill, you got the wrong person, are you okay, my wife? What ‘s her name? What’s your mother’s name? People who love hot pot can’t hold it back. Second-hand duck blood is a very niche name. I’ve only heard of second-hand cars. So you say I eat second-hand duck blood. Should I go to the vehicle management office to transfer the ownership? Not the duck management office, right? Should I go to the duck management office to get the license plate? What’s the whole story of this matter ? We invited Mr. Old Duck Blood. Hello , we all thought that Sichuan old duck blood was the blood of old ducks , but it turned out to be old duck blood. It ‘s a long story. I’m just not very lucky every time I open a hot pot restaurant. You are always left behind and blocked from debuting. Then you are also an old actor, right? Many of the employees in the hot pot restaurant are people I watched grow up. The ducks in the duck restaurant next door have all retired, but I haven’t retired yet. If you say so, I think you are not duck blood, you may be the blood of the hot pot restaurant manager. Every year on March 15, there are many collapsed products and ingredients, which are the hardest hit areas. You are all groups that are so collapsed, right ? But I think I am actually nothing. They are all re-cooked pork, refurbished goods, and debuted again under a different stage name, like this year’s water-injected shrimps , fake yak beef , fake half a plate of kelp sprouts , and Night lemon tea is all refurbished goods with a new name , but what I can’t accept the most is that disposable underwear also collapsed. This is really outrageous, but I bought disposable underwear because of mysophobia and it is disposable , but the result told me that disposable is not clean. This is not the collapse of the house, this is the collapse of the sky. It was those two days . It was not the first time that your duck family collapsed. The duck neck and duck intestines also collapsed before. Do you have any backstage? It’s not a backstage. It may be a misunderstanding. You look like me because I debuted for the second time , but in fact, it may be the third or fourth time. You don’t know what it looks like. The duck neck said it looks like a rat head. Isn’t that a misunderstanding? Although the duck intestines are said to have technology and ruthlessness. But the starch intestines have never collapsed, right? Your duck family doesn’t have a strong backing. You are just being stubborn. Tell me how to rectify it in the future. I actually plan to quit the circle. I recently talked about a fan. You also talked about fans. Don’t be like that . You ca n’t be that kind. I am that thing. I am going to settle down in Nanjing. I am a fan of duck blood . I want to let all the people in Nanjing taste my second-hand duck blood. You can’t say that. Our chief director Yan is an authentic Nanjing native. So what? He has been drinking milk powder with duck blood and vermicelli soup since he was a child . Don’t do that. Where did you find this actor? Where did you find this duck blood? Do you want money ? Do you want notice fee ? It’s not that. Why are you in Nanjing? Let the people of Nanjing eat this. Do n’t eat second-hand. It’s so disgusting. Okay , watch the show. Baby, when we get off, where shall we go to play ? How about Chengdu? Taikoo Li, Chengdu? Taikoo Li , Feifei, can we go to Taikoo Li? I think Shanghai is also okay, right? Shanghai , Shanghai is good, Shanghai, let me see what delicious food and fun things there are. I think this one is not bad. Feifei, what are you doing? What what what what? What is he doing? Baby, he mistook me for you. Look, I also braided my hair, right? You braided it on the spot, isn’t it? It’s all a misunderstanding? What misunderstanding ? It doesn’t hurt, right? It doesn’t hurt . You care about her in front of me. No , aren’t you too blatant? You misunderstood him. Without us, we have nothing. Go away now. None of you are a good thing . Go away, all of you who are making trouble are gone. None of you are a good thing. How did you treat me 2.5 . 2.5. Go away. 3.6 . 3.6. 3.6. Go away too. 4.5 . 4.5. It’s pretty handsome. I know I was wrong . Please forgive me, okay? I was too young at that time. I wasn’t good enough before, but I am a better person now. Please forgive me. How can you let me forgive you? You are like Feifei in front of me , but now you are the only one in my world. Please can you help me eliminate this bad review ? You see, this bad review of yours has kept me from falling in love for a long time. There is no need to be so extreme when we are together . Look at your own marketing on the Internet. They say you are a perfect match. After dating you, I found out that I really stepped on a landmine . The service you asked for was not provided, and the emotional value you gave was average. Sisters, I ‘m sorry that my service made your love experience extremely bad. How about you cancel this bad review? I will cancel your Huabei for this month, and also cancel half of your shopping cart . Wouldn’t it have been over if you said so earlier? Thank you very much. Please help me collect and check in again. I will give you another unbearable medical beauty package, okay? By the way, please help me take a photo and I have to upload it to the platform. Thank you very much. Thank you again for helping me promote it. Don’t bother me. “Dead” scumbag. Although I have deleted your bad review , I am still angry. Why can’t you give me an explanation? Hello, you are about to enter into a relationship with a girl, so I was sent here. It seems that he is indeed a good boy who keeps his chastity. Who are you? What are you? Blogger, there are so many scumbags, true or false. Let me tell you. Welcome to watch today’s Xiaomei’s store exploration. Behind me is Xiao Zhang, a new good man on the local selection list. Xiao Zhang is famous for being responsible for his feelings and having a simple lifestyle. At the same time, he has also been officially included in the must-eat list of our ex-review website. You are ” sick “. My ex-review website pushed me to meet Linlin. Thank you for the recommendation. How did you recommend me? I recently had an event on my group buying page. 2.5 bad reviews . 1.8 . You dare to put 1.8 on it ? It’s baby, what are you doing here ? Baby , I was wrong about what happened last time. I apologize to you . I’ll give you a warm man group buying voucher from my ex-review website . Who should I group buy with? I’ll group with my former self. I hope you are happy. This is the warm-hearted man who ranks highest in my favorites. Let’s get to know each other. Hello , Linlin, hello . Although we just met , I still want to tell you that I have been hurt too many times by scumbags, so I dare not give my true heart again. . Then I’ll leave first. It’s okay. Let’s get to know each other first. Hello, hello , come and let me see this list of high-quality men. Isn’t this that scumbag? How did he make the list of good men ? Gentle, serious, loyal, responsible , and chaste. I really can’t stand it. Hello, hello , hello, I want to complain. I want to know him . I ‘m sorry, the manual service is busy now. Now you only need to recharge 999 to enjoy VIP manual recharge 999. Love will last forever. I’m okay.
The above is all the content of this week’s “I Can’t Hold It Anymore Spring Special”. We will continue to hold the “I Can’t Hold It Anymore” at the same time next week