【哈哈哈哈哈 第五季】EP6-1：五哈旅游团占领蘑菇屋 ！《哈哈哈哈哈S5》HAHAHAHAHA S5 EP6-1 FULL
Six ladies have booked accommodation at this place. Friends on the other side of the shore. You six, take good care of these clients. Wang Mian. You can row back. This trip to the south will definitely be a success. You have no shame. Alright, apply the wax. This is the “hair” contract. Come on. I’ll carry you first. I want my dignity too. I love Wuha. Let the two of them come out. We’ve taken over your kitchen. This water is deadly cold. So refreshing. It’s more than just refreshing. It’s ice-cold. An ice-cold ocean. Hello, everyone, this way please. Hello. Hello. Xiaoxi. It’s so cold here today. Is it because you’re here? Why are you dressed like a date cake today? You’re dressed like seaweed. Let’s keep some distance between us, okay? Seriously, you… You picked such a bold color today. I didn’t expect it to be related to him again. I really can’t stand it. Me neither. It took me so much effort to make up my mind. I thought I could finally stand out today. Why did you have to wear red? You two must have finished grouping, right? Okay. Welcome everyone to Changjiang, Hainan. The Mushroom House is right next to us. This is the only Mushroom House Hehe hasn’t visited. A Mushroom House. Alright, everyone will stay here tonight. But this house is actually rented out to the public. There are six ladies who have already booked online in advance. They’ve reserved the accommodation here. Then why are you letting us stay here? What do you mean? Isn’t that not allowed? You six need to take good care of these guests. Serve them well. Make sure they’re happy. Okay. Alright, how do we assign the guests? Actually, it’s mainly about grabbing them. What do you mean? Here, drop the packages. Airdrop. I don’t think it’s very stable. This looks like a big fly. Alright, start grabbing. Let’s take a look first. It might not be something good. So boring. It’s really so boring. Is it this one? It’s still empty. There might be something inside. It’s really an “empty” drop. Alright, congratulations to Wang Mian for grabbing the package. You can open it and take a look. Why is it always Wang Mian? The “Big Deal” card, moving ahead first. What does “moving ahead first” mean here? Did everyone see that boat in the distance? There are six ladies on that boat. Friends on the other side of the shore. Seasick. Customer, it’s a customer. I can’t take it anymore. Xu Mengjie is about to throw up. But because the tide is out, the boat can’t reach the shore. You have to use the float boards to get across yourselves. Each of you takes a float board and brings back one lady. Look at these waves. It’s almost impossible with these waves. The waves are crashing this way. Seriously? They have to be on the float boards too. Bro, we can’t paddle across. We can’t even get out. Since Wang Mian got the privilege to go first, you get to start one minute earlier. Go ahead. I’m just the guinea pig. Everyone’s just watching me make mistakes. So they can avoid them. Wang Mian, like this. You go first for five minutes. Wang Mian, bring one person back first. No, if it goes smoothly, you can bring them all back. Wang Mian, I can promise you before you bring someone back to shore, I won’t move at all. I’m heading out first. See you. Xu Mengjie is about to throw up. Hurry up. What? I’m going to throw up. Who are you? Who are you? I’m seasick. Customer, I’m a customer. Xu Mengjie I’m about to throw up. It’s a customer. Seems kind of familiar. I heard one. Let’s go together. I think if he goes over and comes back, we might really be here until evening. This wave… No, honestly, this is starting to look like the Yellow River. No. It was supposed to be a comedy show. Now it’s become really inspirational. How about this instead? Let two people catch one. Even two people can’t catch it. Watch how Mian does it first. Go, Wang Mian! You can do it! Isn’t there any instruction? No instruction. No instruction. I’m heading out first, guys. Good luck! Go for it! You got this! Let’s go. I’m heading out first, guys. You go first. I’ll push you out. Let’s go. Let’s go. Why did you go so far? I think Wang Mian is the least reliable. What’s wrong? What’s wrong? It seems like he doesn’t really know how to drive that boat. I’m here, girls! Wang Mian. You should row back. Row back. Row back. Row back. Are you not satisfied with this person? I don’t think you’re up to it. Come back. Wait a second. Don’t go. Where are you going? Don’t go. Wait a moment. Wait a moment. Don’t leave. You’re too light. Big Brother, you’re pretty fast too. Big Brother seems really reliable. Big bro is awesome. It has to be big bro. Big bro is the most reliable. You pull up first. Let’s go, girls. Let’s go back to shore. Just get off directly. Sure, no problem. Aren’t we the customers? We haven’t even charged you yet. Haven’t charged you yet. Alright. I’ll get on this one. I still have to sit. I really can’t take it. No. Switch, come on. Yizhen. No. Yizhen. She said she can’t stand my boat. Hurry up. She said you’re not reliable. I’m very reliable. Don’t let that boat leave. I’ve been chasing for ages. Are you guys avoiding me? Have I been walking all this time? Go, Tao! You can do it, Tao! Over here. Tao, you can’t ride this boat. Tao is completely out of sight now. How about we swim back? I don’t want to. We’ll get wet. It’s bound to happen sooner or later. Why haven’t those three over there set off yet? Hurry up and go! Why aren’t they leaving yet? This one… is shaky. This one… is shaky. Standing up. You’re still going to paddle while standing? Why does it feel like we can’t get out? Let’s take one together. Let’s tie ours together. Link the boats with an iron chain to cross the bridge. Aren’t we getting anything new? Honestly, who could have thought of this? Seriously, who could have guessed? This is just “wow”. This is so “wow”. This is just unbelievable. You can’t even figure this out if you try. Okay. This is so impressive. Why haven’t they left yet? Here he comes, Tao is here. Hurry, pull me up so I can sit for a bit. I’m so tired. Well then, I’m leaving. I’m leaving with Lina. Trust me. Wait, hold on. Why is it that as soon as I come up, you all want to leave? Tao, go up and take a break. Someone will save me, right? Yes. This boat has it, the boat has it. Okay. Wang Mian, you’re really reliable. Of course. Don’t move yet. You’re much more reliable than I thought. Don’t move yet. Alright. I can’t let you get a single drop of water on you. Okay. Be careful. Dude, you’re awesome. Turns out you’re the champion. Of course. Big bro is reliable. Wait, can’t I do a second run? You can. They’re so useless. Those two haven’t even set off yet. When will this even end? That’s awesome. We should be able to do this. We should be able to reach Sanya. To Fujian. To Jiangxi. Okay. General Deng. Send out the troops. This time heading south, we will definitely win. We’ll definitely bring a few back. Right. Into the water. Let’s go. Actually, I think we could just walk over. Yeah. Let’s just walk straight over. Walk over. Let’s see how far we can walk, okay? Okay. This is way too shallow. You should’ve said so earlier. What? Why is Gao Hanyu still riding the jet ski? He went to get that jet ski. Which teacher? Which teacher wants to go for a round? I’ll go first. They’re just like in those short skits, riding the motorcycle back. Short skit: I ride a motorcycle to pick up the queen and take her home. What does that mean? There’s no one left. What does that mean? This is cheating. Cheating. Goodbye. That’s pretty embarrassing. General Chen. We didn’t do anything. We took the city without losing a single soldier. Very good. Heading south this time, can only end in a great victory for us. Didn’t expect that. Didn’t expect that. Our general hasn’t even reached the front lines yet, and we’ve already taken the city. As expected, all’s fair in war. All’s fair in war. Let’s go, let’s head over. Is no one going to help Brother Tao? Because our task is to pick up the female guests. There’s no picking up male guests. Is anyone going to pick up Haitao? No. Here he comes. It has to be big brother. Go, big brother! Big brother, I’ll go with you. Let’s go. Help me. Here he comes. Here he comes. Thank you, big brother. Thank you, Hanyu. I wish you good people a lifetime of peace. I’m leaving. We actually won without losing a single soldier. We took everything. What are you two doing? First, don’t want sisters. Second, don’t want brothers. Haven’t you heard? Linking boats with iron chains. Not losing a single soldier. General Deng and General Chen. Borrowing arrows with straw boats. Feinting east and attacking west. The enemy’s main force is following us. But you attacked an empty city. General Wang did pretty well. What’s this? Ice cream. That’s great! I was just thinking about trying this new flavor. What a coincidence. You like Zhenxi Strawberry Duoduo ice cream too? That’s really a coincidence. Right away, teacher. Let me have a bite. Yeah, this is really delicious. Made with 100% selected fresh milk. With lots of Dandong strawberry pieces. The flavor is really pure. Can’t say about anything else, but we have plenty of Zhenxi ice cream. And you too. Feeling the sea breeze, drinking coconut latte, and having molten ice cream, full of coconut aroma. It’s truly wonderful. You really know how to enjoy life. I’m right here. Again, one, two, three. You really know how to enjoy (life). Alright, first of all, let’s officially welcome our guests to “Five Ha”. First, let’s welcome the former women’s national football team member, Zhao Lina. She should be, up to now, the tallest female guest we’ve ever invited to “Five Ha”. Although we haven’t had many female guests. She’s even taller than Teacher Fan. That’s why I won’t stand there. Did you see that? And Wang Mian, look at this. Don’t say anything. And also this. Next, let’s welcome a member of Rocket Girls 101. Xu Mengjie This is amazing. A person with special abilities. Super cool. And our old friend. Introduce yourself. Rapper. Vannida Hello, everyone. Nida Thank you. Next up is our at the 2024 Paris Olympics in the field of artistic swimming who won two gold medals in team and duet events Olympic athletes Wang Liuyi and Wang Qianyi Impressive. Alright, lastly, known as the “Queen of Short Dramas,” with many short drama works including After a Flash Marriage Don’t even mention her, just hearing about it… Her short dramas have surpassed ten billion views in total. Xu Yizhen Welcome, everyone. Welcome. Welcome. “Her Majesty the Queen” Welcome, “Her Majesty the Queen.” Alright, let’s take a look. The segment just now where we picked up the female guests. Who did Mianmian pick up? Nida. That’s right. Were there two rounds? No? Yes. Yes. What about the next round? I’m not sure if it was the older or younger sister. To be honest, I am… the younger sister. The younger sister. Liu Yi. Liu Yi. Qian Yi. He said… Okay. Mianmian, Qian Yi, and Nida, please stand together. Okay. Alright. One person gets both female guests. That’s impressive. Thank you. So, in that case… So, in that case… Today, I can only be with him. General Chen General Chen So, the ratings still depend on the two of us as a team. Who did Teacher Fan pick? Let’s finish lining up first. Not picking up my cue. Who did Teacher Fan pick? Let’s finish lining up first. I also picked a brother. Teacher Fan picked Xu Mengjie and Haitao. Brother’s boat was given to us. Brother’s boat was given to us. No, I also picked Haitao. I’m included too. And someone tried to snatch Haitao. You all should be more enthusiastic. Even I’m a bit tempted. Then go stand next to Haitao. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Who did Hanyu pick? Her Majesty the Queen They were just like in a short skit, riding back on that motorcycle. That was so cool, what they did. We really are rich. Jet ski. How fitting for Her Majesty the Queen. Bring Hanyu along for future skits. Bring me too. The remaining group should be pretty obvious by now. Let’s stand together. Stand together. Red Guoguo, Green Paopao Red Guoguo, Green Paopao I thought of kneeling. Didn’t expect both of you to kneel at the same time. You’re dressed like a date cake today. Okay. Is everyone satisfied with the groups? Satisfied. Pretty good. If you’re satisfied, why aren’t you standing together? We can stand together. Really. If you have the guts, for these two episodes, let the two of us be a team. Do you dare? Do you dare? Really? Really. Are you sure? How about this, let’s do it this way, okay? Let’s put aside everything that just happened. Before they came today, who did they think they’d team up with? Who is the one in your mind? Let’s let the girls, our princesses, make the choice. Right. You can’t be the one to choose, what persuasion do you have? Brother. Brothers. You guys are a bit impatient today. Take it slow. Because, because we… Let me speak from the heart. Because there’s no one by our side. Shouldn’t we try to fight for it? Alright, the next round is about to start. I just feel a bit sorry for our female guests. I feel a bit regretful. It’s a pity, but you still have a chance. You can, in the next round, win us back. Right. Pairing up in the first round doesn’t really matter. Isn’t this just a random draw? Ladies, can you share before you came, did you think about who you’d want to team up with? Because last time I was with He Ge, so He Ge is within my range of possible partners. My first choice is Captain Fan. We’re rowing a boat. Wouldn’t it be better if someone was better at swimming? That’s why I said, it wasn’t like that just now. Just now, he was within the range. He was the first choice. Then you go ahead. Wait a second. You’ve already mentioned two people, Nida. No, because at first I thought you might not be so confident about swimming. How honest. Yes, you have a good character. I’ll give you five stars. You’ve been given a “nice person” card, teacher. Alright, Qianyi. Everyone can swim. But yesterday I found out that He Ge is the best swimmer among everyone. He glides really well in the water. Yes, he’s the best. So I won’t choose him. I want to pick someone to pick someone, that is, He Ge. Aren’t you planning to come back? Academically, he’s looking for a loophole. He needs a way out. When I first came here, I was hoping that someone could recognize the two of us. Then I’d give them some extra points. Liu Yi, are you cold? Liu Yi? Is there any clothing, something a bit more considerate? What is this life jacket for? It’s still warm. That one isn’t as good as this one, which is warmer. This one is warm. He. To be honest, this vest inside makes me look a bit broad. Just now, in an instant, we went from Chen He Pro to Chen He Plus. You put it on pretty fast. Still no good news, right? Not yet. Let me know if there’s good news. He’s about to “jump off the building.” He-ge. So beautiful. The sea is so beautiful. I don’t want to be chosen by others. I want to make my own way in the world. You just turned around? It took you so long to turn around. Why? I feel like He-ge’s good news can only depend on you now. What do you mean? Honestly, I didn’t have any ideas before coming. Can you pretend to be you? Got it. I choose you. Who? Yizhen. Yizhen. I’ve already set up the house for you. Yizhen, what do you like to eat? Do you like braised pork with yellow wine? I can also make string beans. Yizhen Everyone in the village is waiting for us. Hurry up and come down. Come back. I want a definite answer. A definite answer. Then just stay there. Then you might as well stay. This scene is quite sad. Everyone says it’s him, but he doesn’t believe it. Next. I think something heavy definitely won’t work. For example, How heavy counts as heavy, do you think? Actually, being heavy is fine. As long as it’s quick and efficient. Xu Mengjie chose you. Mengjie, the house is all ready for you. Who is your house really for? Congratulations, you now have two more votes than me. Looks like leaving was useful. Thank you. Leaving makes you a bit smaller, a bit thinner, right? Thank you. Shut up. People without votes. You have no right to speak. Does your throat hurt? It hurts quite a bit. I’ve already lost my voice. Come on. Alright, let’s move on to the next round. Because someone was very dissatisfied with the previous one, very dissatisfied. So we have another chance to choose. Who was dissatisfied? Who was dissatisfied? Him. He doesn’t have any votes, right? Right. Okay, now everyone can see this device. The cotton pads in front of the boys are connected by a string to a brick at the other end. Boys, apply wax to your legs, and stick the cotton pads on. Then the girls will come up one by one and throw the bricks forward. Whichever string lands on whom, that’s the pair. What? Wait, is this really a choice? Or is it just for fun? Of course, ripping out our hair is for fun. After pulling it off, we’ll see who has made a contract with whom. This is a “hair contract.” It’s a “hair contract.” Alright, apply the wax. It’s really sticky. Is it really this big of an area? They picked the spot with the most hair for him. That’s intense. So filming variety shows is actually damaging… Are we still taking the hair with us now? Seriously. We still need hair strength. There wasn’t enough hair strength to begin with. Chao has a bit too much this time. Do we really need this much? This much? It’s too much. If I go home like this, my dog will bite me. It’ll sniff me and not recognize me. If it rubs and sniffs, there won’t be any hair left. Here, let me help you. No need. Can I just take it orally later? Let me help you. No, thank you. Let me help you a bit. No. Come on. Not here. Here. Outside. Who came up with this idea? They requested it themselves. Really. If we don’t start now I might not be able to take it off, I think It’s going to stick If we keep delaying If you pull there, your whole leg will come off Alright, let’s start choosing now Which female guest will go first Wan-jie I’ll just go Go ahead Pick a brick Then take two steps forward and throw it Take two steps Take two steps Ready I’ve got goosebumps I think it’s me It’s still me Be careful What do we do, what should we do now Slow down Sorry It’s off It’s already bare Sorry Sorry So much hair Okay Congratulations to Wan Nida and Deng Chao for forming a team Okay, thank you Just take one or two steps forward No, a bit more Walk a bit more Take a few more steps I think you have to throw it far Here we go Come on, go ahead Keep your voice down. My ears can’t take it anymore. I’m still okay. Mine is really bald now. After all, age is a factor. My hair is a bit more fragile too. They have good hair. Bro, your hair is really strong. Alright, congratulations to Wang Qianyi. Teaming up with Du Haitao, who doesn’t lose hair. I won’t even ask if you’re ready. I’ll just throw it. Honestly, it’s scarier when she doesn’t ask. Go again. Okay. Wait a second. Throw it outward. Okay. Hanyu. What are you doing? I think his isn’t stuck on that firmly. Pick another one. She doesn’t even want to pick you. Pick another one. Let it settle a bit more. Right now, the choice is yours before you throw. Big bro. Happy. Happy. Are you ready? Throw it, it’s fine. Didn’t budge at all. Congratulations to Liu Yi and Big Bro for forming a team. I’m coming. Nana. The vibe is totally different when she comes out. Wang Mian. It’s red. Alright, congratulations to Lina and Mianmian. Form a team. Okay, Yizhen. Alright, coming. She’s coming. Sorry, He-ge. My apologies, He-ge. It’s fine. He-ge. It’s okay. So I’m the last one, no suspense. Is it still necessary to throw? Of course, you still need to throw. Go. Hurry. Use your full strength. And you don’t have to throw. You can just run directly. I can start running? Take a running start. Mengjie is the record holder. Ready. Yes, run along. You go back first. Okay. Ready. Where are you running off to? You can’t get away at all. You’re being a bit too obvious. No, I just want to run with her. He didn’t, he’s fine. It’s okay. The fur is pretty stiff. The ones stuck at the back don’t work. Let’s try again. Stop playing. How about this? They don’t want to play anymore. Chao, do you still want to play? Everyone gets a turn pulling you. That’s enough. This is so exciting. Thank you. Okay, now everyone has formed teams. Our next game is to compete for priority in choosing guesthouse rooms. Let’s go change into clean clothes first. Let’s go. That’s fine. This is so exciting. What’s this? What is this? Okay, now everyone can pair up into teams of two. He, bro. I guess. I think I’ve figured out the process. I’ve been losing weight recently. It’s over. You’re not going to have to carry us, are you? And then walk to the other side to get something, right? Shouldn’t you be carrying me? Go ahead, what do we have to do? Okay, next is a racing game. There are three stages in total. The boy has to pick up the girl. Throw her over this bar. The bar can’t fall. Throw her over. Carry her like a princess and throw her over, but the bar can’t fall. Throw her over. Isn’t Wang Mian unlucky then? My sister can actually step over by herself. Let me tell you. You can’t say it has to be that way. This is a bit repetitive. You can use any method to get across. As long as you get across, it’s fine. Right. Okay, that’s fine. Any way to get across is fine. After passing the challenge, the boy has to put on the slippers in front. So unlucky. No, you can. There’s something underneath. Stop messing with the soles of your feet, okay? You’ve been messing with them for years. They’re all blocked now. Okay, wear these shoes. Carry the girl to the front of the rack. The girl eats the food on the rack. That means you’ve passed. You can’t use your hands. Then the girl fills a basin with water. She puts it on the boy’s head. The boy continues to carry the girl. Carry her to the finish line. Pour it into the measuring cup. If the cup is full, this team succeeds. The winners can choose their room first. I didn’t really understand the next round. After filling the water, put it on our heads. Where is the girl after putting it on? On your back. On your back. This is a show that bullies men. It took you five years of filming to realize that? It’s been five years. When we go to fetch water, She won’t be on our backs, right? Right. Then she’ll be on our backs. She can help us hold the basin, right? And then where do we go? Then pour the water into the metal bucket in front. If it’s not full, come back and pour again. Actually, in our team, as long as I don’t participate, she can win. Will you step into the dirt? Here you go. Sis, how much do you weigh? 140 jin. (about 70 kg) Let’s discuss it, everyone. I really want to win this round. From the side. Be careful of this spot on the side. Yes, this spot. You definitely get down like this. Yeah. Later, I’ll just hold you like this. And then I… When I get there, I’ll turn around. Turn around. Then step on my foot. He Ge, do you think you can throw it over? I can’t throw it over. I don’t have the strength, I don’t work out. What should we do for the first round? I don’t know what to do for the first round either. I think… After I finish eating that thing, we can switch and I’ll carry you. Actually, me too. I’m afraid you’ll get too tired. With dignity. Okay. Then let’s… It looks small, but… Are we aiming for first place with this? Sure. Yes. We need to let them know that our size doesn’t affect our chances of winning. Of course. It’s not a hindrance. We’re taking this competition seriously. We’re fired up. We’re fired up. They’re fired up, bro. Of course they’re fired up. When you carry her, her feet are still on the ground. You can even speed up, with four legs. Running together with four legs. No, you can’t keep doing it like this. Wang Mian can’t always be carried, right? It’s fine if it’s a guy. But you’re still carrying a girl? Do you want to try holding each other? Let’s try. Is your left hand or right hand more strained? Then let’s do it this way. Seems like it works. Seems like it works. Okay. I’m confident now. Let’s start. Come on. Is it okay? Yes. Be gentle when you toss it over later. Okay. All set. Are you ready? Slower. Chao. Throw it more gently. Okay. Got it. Can I come down now that I got it? Okay, I got it. Okay. Is that okay? Careful, bro. Put it on your head. Okay. Okay, be careful. Be careful. Want to try again? Keep going. Here. Let go. One, two. What should we do? What should we do? Come down. Come. Wait a second. Down. Can’t get through. Come down. Come down. Come. Hurry. Hurry up and cross. Quick. Step. Don’t touch the pole. Made it. Go. I’m going. He Ge, I’m going up. I’m up. Go ahead. One, two. Three. What is this? So sour and refreshing. It hurts so much. I got to eat it. Go Made it Already made it Made it Alright, two minutes ten Chao is first King of the beach Nida and I Second Second is fine Steady Okay Made it Not over yet What should we do? Lower it a bit It’s good now Go I’ll jump over myself Give me a leg Wait a second It’s a bit slippery How about you step on my back? Come on, sis Come Come on, I’ll carry you first. I want to keep my dignity too. It’s not that. Come on. I have no other choice. Let’s go. Come on, I’ll carry you first. One, two, three, jump! It’s so high. Can I put you down like this? I can’t get across. I can’t get across. Come on. One, two. One, two, three. One, two. Okay. That’s good. That’s good. Let’s go. One, two, three. Let me give you a boost. Let me give you a boost, go. You can do it! You’ve already finished. It’s done. Wait a moment. What is this? Everything I said has been proven. All four legs are running together. Wait. Camera position, stop here. Thank you. Camera position, stop here. This looks like ants moving house. Mian did a great job carrying. Keep it up! You can do it! Go for it! Come on! Potato chips. No, I still have to carry. I’ll carry. If you carry, then I’ll… That’s right. It hurts. You have to admit it. It’s heartbreaking. So heartbreaking. This is the first time I’ve heard of this. Being carried by someone shorter. But I support it, I support it. Come on. Mian, after carrying, you’re even lower. He’s shaking. You need to straighten up. Go back, take a step back. It’s okay, I got it. Get down. And then? What about this? Why isn’t it over yet? Hold it a bit higher. A little higher, higher. Fine, higher it is. Stop laughing. Why is my head getting wetter and wetter? It’s shaking. Come on. I’m about to fall again. It’s okay. The princess fell straight to the ground. Hurry. Get up. Hang in there. Don’t give up. Quick, just one more step. Faster. Traffic jam. My water. My water. It’s fine, no rush, take it slow. A bit more water. Here, sis. Okay. One more try should do it. We allow the two of them to switch. Can’t carry. Can carry. Forget it. Give it a try. Mian, give it a try. Mian, try it, try it. Here, let me have a go. I’ll hold the basin for you. Here I am. I had no other choice. Actually, I didn’t want it to be like this. Let me try, let me try. One, two, three. Go. We’re going. We’re off, let’s go. So strong. Squat down, sis. Nice. We made it. Really. It’s so heartbreaking. I’m a bit shorter when carrying someone. It’s so heartbreaking. I never thought in my life I would hear something like that. If you carry me, I’ll be even shorter, bro. Me too. This… Honestly, I’m telling the truth. Off the show, Can you cut that line out? In my life, I never thought I’d hear that. Saying you carrying me makes me shorter. When you carry me, I’m even shorter than standing on my own. A little bit shorter. So they said, don’t carry me. But they were just being honest. Originally, I was this tall. But on your back, I’m only this tall. Okay. No problem. It’s alright. This one? One, two. You can do it! Let’s go. Last one. This is it. This time it’s good. No way. It’s done. Is it done? No, not yet. Just a little more. What? What? Don’t give up. Amazing, you fixed my back! Put it on your head. Put it on your head. Put it on your head. Put it on your head. Hold steady. Hold steady. Honestly, that’s true. There aren’t any other competitors left. It’s fine. Let’s just take it slow. Okay. Let me get down, then you do it. Alright. Go ahead and pour. This basin of water— I believe it must be a very meaningful basin of water. He Ge, let’s pour it together. Sure, of course. It feels like Arbor Day. Come on. A “blood” pact. Come on. Let’s do it. Okay. A “queen” is a “queen.” Alright, the competition is over. First place goes to Chao and Wan Nida. Second place goes to Gao Hanyu and Mengjie. Third place goes to Teacher Fan and Liu Yi. Fourth place goes to Lina and Wang Mian. Great! Fifth place goes to Qian Yi and Haitao. Congratulations to our “queen” and “prince.” Wait a moment. No need to announce sixth place, no need. Let’s keep a little suspense, okay? Don’t. If you don’t announce sixth place, I feel bad being in fifth. You have to announce it. I really think that winning or losing isn’t important. It’s rare to have a day like this. I enjoyed it so much I even wanted to make it last longer. I don’t want it to last longer. I don’t. Everyone, in today’s game, showed great fighting spirit. Let’s give everyone a round of applause. Don’t just clap, give us something real. The first place team, Deng Chao’s group, can choose their room first. The one upstairs is nice, right? Upstairs is the sea view room. Upstairs. Then we’ll take the one below the sea view room. Okay. Let’s move on to the next place. We need to hang this up and then step on here, right? The height won’t change anymore. I can get off the ground. You make it look so easy. It’s over. I’m the only one who can’t reach here. Come on. Okay, tonight’s dinner at Mushroom House has a lot of ingredients prepared for everyone. Next, we will use this game to decide who cooks tonight. and who gets to relax. Six girls in one group. Six boys in another group. Whoever loses has to cook. That’s not really fair to the girls. I’d feel bad winning this. The rules are like this. Swing over one by one. Everyone stands on this block. All together? How can this work? That’s impossible. In the end, we all get over here. At the end, Chen He knocks everyone down like bowling pins. Everyone falls on top. Right, six people stacked on top. Right now, the six of us can’t even stand on it together. Let’s try it first, okay? How is this possible? Even with three people, it’s already Where do we step? That’s impossible. I can only lie flat on it for a bit. It’s so itchy. So itchy. It’s hard for me to even get one leg in. This is impossible, six people? It’s way too easy for them. Girls don’t take up much space. Look up and it’s like a flower blooming. One, two, three. We’re missing a camera angle. Okay. Then let’s just line up in order. Then you have to come over first. You have to be the door panel. He has to be the foundation. Be the stake. Tao goes second. Right. I’ll go last. You can go last, take it easy. I’m second to last. Okay. Girls go first. Let the girls go first. If the girls fail, then it’s the boys’ turn. If the boys fail, then it’s the girls again. Take turns, that’s fine. Alright, let’s go then. Here we go. Come on! Are you ready? Go. Okay, get ready. Start! Easy. You can do it! Okay. So steady. They all passed in one go. That’s amazing. I think we’re going to lose. Is it really this easy? Mengjie. Stand a bit steadier. Mengjie. It’s fine. Be careful. No, it’s nothing. Don’t look at the ground. You need to smile. You even want me to smile? Look at them. Okay. Okay. Okay, let go. It’s fine. Okay, failed. Boys. Wait a second. She failed because of Chen He. She just looked at Chen He with disgust. Chen He, don’t distract others. No, you don’t disturb me. Don’t disturb her. I told you to smile, does that count as disturbing you? Everything over there is a distraction. Standing up here is actually pretty scary. It’s not our turn yet, Mianzi and me. So nervous. Mom. Mom. An’an Little sister You have to do your best An’an, little sister Turn off the TV It’s off Come on Three Two One Steady Little sister Dad Tao, Haitao I’m second I won’t crash and “die,” right? Big brother It’s higher than I imagined Are you pretty scared? An’an, little sister An’an, little sister, it has nothing to do with you Hurry up Like this In a moment, I After I go down in a moment When I get there, just lock me in place, okay? Okay I’m going Hold me Hold me, hold on That hand This isn’t hard Wait, there’s no space left We have no space left Slow down Slow down Don’t move. Grab him. Wait a second. Quick, hold on to me. Wait. Don’t let go. Don’t move. He’s grabbing his hair. Stand firm. Don’t move. Neck. Stand steady. Okay. Alright. Hold on. Don’t breathe next to my neck. Adjust a bit. Adjust. Adjust, leave some space. There’s no room. There is, it’s actually pretty spacious. There is, bro. There’s still space, it’s quite roomy. Just imagine yourself as a needle. Like this, or give me a foot so I can… I can clamp his first point. Or I can give you a leg for you to clamp. Okay. Here we go. It hurts so much. It’s over. Brother He locked it. Hi, little sister. Is it fun? What should I do? Let me down. Bro, we can do it. Hurry up. Bro, maybe you should go back. Bro. Failed. What should I do? Did we fail? Failed. Why is it always me every time? It hurts so much. It really hurts. Thank you. I’m leaving, girls. Go ahead. So smooth. Okay. Look how light they are. Here they come. “Your Majesty.” Legs straight. Legs straight. Give a push. Go. Okay, grab on. Let go. Let go. Let go. Release. Let go. Okay. Okay. So straight, when you came over. You came over like a pencil. Move to the center, yes. Sandwich cookie. I’m coming. Come. Okay, let go. So light. So smooth. So graceful. Is it okay here? Yes. When you went over just now, how were you so straight? Director, he’s stalling for time. Wait, think again. Security over here. Security over here. Stop talking, we’re about to succeed. No, I’m a little scared. We’ll catch you. This way. Aim. Don’t let go. One by one Let’s do it one at a time Are you okay? Leg cramp Slowly A collision at the national level A professional collision It was like a mountain collapsed in front of me Just now, I must have seen you when I lifted the blanket I had already forgotten you were still inside There was still someone when it was opened I was still underneath when it was opened Sorry What should we do? It’s fine The two of us will do it later Come on, keep going You can do it Keep it up Go for it But I want to eat the food you cook No problem One leg, that’s awesome Come on Let’s go There’s a possibility If you swing over, you can dodge him The person went straight out Only you can do it Right? What’s wrong? What’s wrong? Why? Why? Three Grab again Why What just happened You knocked him down I clearly grabbed him Why did you rush forward again Why did it fall apart at this step It’s gone There’s no sound We need to replace it This is my first time seeing someone mess up a microphone like this Alright, next. Come on. You’ll make it this time, go for it! I think I… When I come back, should I… Face this way. I shouldn’t turn my back, I should face forward. Right. Yeah. Because when we fall, it seems like we always fall this way. Yes, and if you face this way, you can help catch as well. Right. So, are we still going in the same order? Still the same. I’m fifth. Okay, then I’m fourth. I’m fourth. Alright, I’m going. I’m the security guard. Come on. So smooth. Here I come. Once you catch, remember to let go. Let go. Let go, perfect. Turn around. Turn around, got it. Here we go again. Alright. Waiting for you, bowling ball. Go ahead. What? Are you steady? You can do it! Come on. Use some strength. Go for it! One, two, three. Yes. Okay, nice. Alright, adjust a bit. Adjust a bit. Adjust a bit. Adjust a bit. I’ll stand over here. Like this, yes. Wait a moment, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Step over here. Leave such a big space. I’ll hug you two, and you two hug her. I’ll mainly move in closer. Okay, get ready. Go. Hold tight. So light. We won. Then, hold on. You can just hold us directly. Okay. As long as you hold on, we win, right? Three seconds. Let go after three seconds? No need to let go. No need to let go. No need to let go. Right, if you let go, you’ll fall. Okay. Put in some strength. Okay, that’s good. I’m coming. Here I come. Three. Two. One. Success. Is that okay? Yes. Yes. Thank you. Awesome! Here I come. Do we have one more chance? Yes, we have one more chance. You can do it! Are you serious? Hi. No need. That was too much. I’ll definitely catch you. Don’t be too rough. Here it comes. Nice and steady. Okay, here we go. Gently. Is this the smoothness you want? Is it done? Slowly, go ahead. Yes. Yes. Balance, guys. Balance. Balance. No problem. Gently. Yes. Take it slow. Stand in the middle. To the middle. Wait a second. Wait a second. Wait, there’s a problem. No. Throw this back. Throw this back. Try it. Throw it back. I’ll try to steady it first. You’re not balanced this way. Because you’re using force. I know, it’s steady now. Throw it back. Do you want to take off your down jacket? Wait, let me take off my down jacket first. Let’s take off our down jackets. Take it off, it’s too big. Can you take off your denim jacket too? You’re taking up space. Wait, can we pause for a moment? Yeah, let’s pause for a bit. Help me unfasten this. Let go. Take them off one by one. Okay. Take them off one by one. I don’t have to take off my sweater, right? You have to take it off too. Take everything off, as much as you can. Take it off. Take it off. Is it off? Wait, can I go back for a second? No, going back doesn’t count. I feel really uncomfortable. Bro, I’ll hold you, you take it off. Mianzi, Mianzi, take it off for me, Mianzi. I’m done, I took it all off. I’m done unfastening. Can’t I go back for a bit first? Move your hand away. Is that okay? Move your hand away. Don’t push, I’ll go over myself. No, you have to take off your clothes. Take it off. Sweater, take it off. This is the last chance. These four people. Which gap should we go through? You guys adjust a bit. You guys adjust a bit. There’s no space for me. Wait a second. Then I’m going in. Go in. It’s really uncomfortable for guys to face each other like this. The problem is, it makes me go in again. It’s really uncomfortable for me to be inside with them. It’s my first time with Chao. Talking this close. It’s really uncomfortable for me to go in, really uncomfortable. I’m in between. Hurry up. Hurry up. Should your hand come down here to hold? Like this, around the waist. Wait a second. Wait, my… Who’s pulling my clothes up? Stop pulling it up. No. Haitao, stop doing that. I don’t have a spot now. I don’t have a spot now. No, go down, that’s right. Haitao. No, I need to grab something now. Wait, where should I put my left hand? Wait a second. I need to go back for a moment. Don’t. I’m really uncomfortable. I feel really awkward. Come on. One, two, three. Don’t talk. I don’t want to either. Don’t talk. I need to hold onto something. Haitao, you don’t stay behind either. Don’t push from behind, okay? Don’t talk. That’s not Haitao, that’s He-ge. Don’t talk. Can we just close our eyes and open them, and this part will be over? Wait, let me fix my pants. What are you doing? Who pulled Haitao’s clothes? Hurry. What’s wrong? They saw my skin. They can’t really handle it, hurry. My skin is showing. Where? My stomach. Is it here? I’ll cover it. Let me ask again, where should I put my left hand? Then I’ll put it here. Leave some space here for big brother’s foot. Leave this spot for big brother’s foot. Don’t step here. I’m letting go. Slow down. Don’t use any force. Be sure not to bump. Put it up. Put it up. Hold it. Yes, hold it. Okay. Don’t move. Everyone, don’t move. Okay, let’s adjust it again. Don’t move. No, that way. Pull it back. Pull it back. Pull it back. Go back. No, it’s mine. Don’t let go, big brother. Don’t move, let’s adjust it. I have a question, you need to turn. Otherwise, when the last person comes over, step on this side. Step on this side, the inside. Yes, you can step here. Right. Turn again. Yes. Don’t move your feet. Alright, Mianzi, it’s up to you now. It’s your turn. Wait, first tell me who I’m supposed to ride. Everyone. Ride everyone. My legs aren’t that long. Listen to me. You need to go slowly. You must go slowly. Spread your legs like a frog. Hold them like I just did. Hold tight. But don’t use too much force. Let me get down first, squat down. Wait, big bro isn’t comfortable. Come quickly. What’s wrong? Are you uncomfortable? Come on. Three, two, one. Big Brother Who caught Big Brother? He did. It’s done. Was it him? Hanyu, were you the one who caught him? I was afraid you’d fall, bro. I thought Big Brother’s expression just now meant he was about to pass out. I thought he was uncomfortable here. Or maybe his legs were uncomfortable. Yeah, that’s what I thought. I didn’t expect it was that kind of discomfort. I thought you couldn’t catch your breath, Big Brother. Alright, congratulations to everyone for completing the challenge. So the production team will cook. Let’s cook together, or we can order takeout. We’re heading to the Mushroom House soon. Let’s go. Teacher Huang Today Braised pork with yellow wine makes a comeback As expected, not a single drop of water is added I feel that this dish I made comes with a lot of pressure It feels like Teacher Huang’s dignity is all in this pot Master Deng’s cucumber salad is much better than the takeout one has been recognized by the national team I’m off, friends. I’m going fishing Let’s go All the fish in this sea are “done for” Let me reveal something There are those spotted moray eels Such big crabs Today’s biggest catch is a “monster” This catch is just amazing It means this year is full of good luck What is this Continue the song It’s over We have a singer here Embracing good fortune, prosperity spreads across the world That’s right It’s started Absolutely Not Gentlemen Team Production team I was wrong