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Welcome, everyone, to Wuha Travel Agency. Hainan Branch. You’re expressing dissatisfaction, right? I’m really dissatisfied. This is us “collecting protection money.” They gave it to us as compensation. That’s pretty good. Aren’t these tourists coming to Hainan? When we get there, make them stop first. Let’s go deal with them. Big brother. This game has something to do with acting skills. Throw it out. Alright, now let’s move on to today’s real topic. A six-on-six battle. I’ll go take them on. You can’t trick us. Why would I trick you? Say it. Who’s the boss? I wouldn’t say even if you “beat me to death.” He’s here. None of you know where I am. What are we playing? Alright, welcome everyone to the Hainan branch of Wuha Travel Agency. This is our new office building. What do you all think of the atmosphere? Can we attract customers like this? This is us “collecting protection fees.” Did they give it to us as compensation? Alright, before we start each round, it’s always the same old saying. Everyone’s here. Everyone’s here… how bittersweet. Because of our staffing situation, which is incomplete, so we still have two old friends coming to help us. This friend is way too old. Seriously, can we get some new friends? Alright, I’ll go change them right now. Is there anyone else? Aesthetic fatigue. Anyone else? I’m already getting a bit tired of the same look. Chao. Really. Can we stop having old friends from now on? We just want new friends. We want something new. We want something really, really new. Yeah. Tone it down a bit. It might not even get aired. You dressed me up like this. And you want me to tone it down? You think I want to dress like this? And even carry this thing. I don’t want this either. Everyone will. Me too. Who made this so tight? It’s newly bought. No. That’s how it is. What do you mean, no? No Like this Yours just What do you mean? There are six of us here today. Six more people will come later. Another six? That’s not necessary, is it? For each of our regions, Taizhou How is it? Where else? Don’t know who it is. Let’s watch the short video first and see who comes. Can anyone be tougher than us? No. Qilin Either you pay up or hand over the one who did the beating. Let’s get to work. We’ve got money now. So cool. Zixian. I don’t want your money. Nor your life. I’ll say it again. We must catch him alive. Such a “pervert.” Make him talk. He looks a bit like Haitao. Yeah. Pretty good. Seriously, after watching that video just now, aren’t these tourists who came to Hainan? Just by looking at these two, aren’t they tourists from Hainan? especially this one. This is already This is just a tourist, okay? Where are you from, friend? Where are you from, friend? Why are you taking so long to choose? Why are you choosing? What did you say? It’s fine, we just picked one at random. He just kicked me, and it made a sound. Popper What’s this? Is it this one? Snapper This works, this is a “hidden weapon.” Then let’s play with a few. The “crackling” ones are in my pocket. That probably won’t work, probably not. Just pick one like that. Don’t kick me. Come on, welcome. Welcome this one. Qilin That’s really childish. Look at this move, look. In “Stories by the Water’s Edge,” it’s like this. That’s pretty lame, you know? Where should I speak to? Where do I talk to? You can talk to the back if you want. Don’t worry about it. They’re a bit more familiar. Because Hanyu and Qilin are both from the first generation of boy bands. Who? The two of them are from the first generation of boy bands. You guys were in a group before, right? I wasn’t. You weren’t in a group? I wasn’t. He was in a group. He was also in a boy band when he was younger. It was a duo. Called Bluebird & Flying Fish. I know that one. Were you Bluebird or Flying Fish? Bluebird. He’s Bluebird. We are… How should I put it… You guys should be on our team, right? I don’t know. I still don’t know yet. Have a seat. Standing is pretty tiring. Sit. What should we do about this? Let’s sit down first. It’s fine. Let’s wait for everyone to arrive. So after you cut your hair, it doesn’t seem as intimidating anymore. I’m a cop. I just played a cop. Now that you’ve cut your hair, you don’t have that aura anymore. He insisted on putting the popper in his back pocket. Isn’t that pretty bold? That’s childish, really childish. Let’s give out the ice cream first. I’ll handle the product placement feature. This one. Zhenxi with Wuha, wonderful laughter. Did anyone get a card? The “Big Event is Wonderful” card. Why is it you again? Congratulations, you got it again. It’s rigged. How many cards have you gotten already? I’ll let you off this time. Scan the Zhenxi 90g cup. The QR code inside the promotional pack. You also have a chance to win the same Wuha edition. The “Big Event is Wonderful” card. Bringing you wonderful moments. Alright, let’s have two more people come in. Let’s watch a short video. Senior. “Bleach” Actually, it’s really simple. They’re all tough people. How can there still be a smell of blood? We absolutely can’t let him get away. We have no choice but to call the police. It’s up to the police to decide. What do you expect me to do? Aren’t you already in enough trouble? Come down. That’s enough, it’s too long. He has too many scenes. The starting point of the future. Get rid of all the distributors, the sooner the better. It’s obvious the post-production is biased. Can we not have those two come? The age range for this show is a bit too high. I can’t take it anymore. The age range for this show is already too high. We’ve already become a niche show. Let’s all rush over together. We have to fight them. The age group using toothpicks is right here. Look, the age is obvious. I’m definitely the oldest one here today. Just judging by the amount of gray hair, I’m the oldest. Actually, I… Sorry, Brother Fan. It’s okay. Sorry. I just dyed it. Sorry if I offended you. Just dyed it. Really, I dyed it. So, is everyone here now? There are still two more. Watch the video. No. There’s only one person that comes to my mind. Let’s see who will win in the end. This works. That’s enough, isn’t it? It’s fine now. This already looks really cool. Don’t do any more. No matter how fast, it’s still just an AE86. Brothers, stand at attention. Hurry up and take the toothpick out. Quick, show some respect. The consequence of stirring up trouble You saw that, right? That’s enough, isn’t it? This is the peak, right? This is the original “bad guy” Big Brother Boss Let’s line up and pretend to start working first. Is that okay? I don’t dare. I don’t dare. You don’t dare? Look at how fierce he looks when he walks over. Don’t be afraid, brothers, come on. Where is everyone? Big brother No, no Big Brother Everyone’s here. We’re all friends here, just call me “Tuji.” They didn’t come. Just call me “Tuji.” “Ban-ge” Ceiling, “Ban-ge” Hello, “Ban-ge.” Call him Big Brother. Hello, “Ban-ge.” Alright, everyone sit down, or else… We can sit. No. If you don’t sit, we won’t sit either. Really. Hey, these pants… Next time, bring us a couple more pairs. If you say so… If you can wear these pants, you should’ve told us earlier, we would’ve worn them too. Instead, I had to wear what you gave me. It’s really uncomfortable, okay? And it looks really ugly. Plus, you made me wear boat socks. Seriously, if Chi-lam comes over… If you don’t set up a mahjong table here, it just wouldn’t make sense. Honestly, you need to set up a mahjong table here. Chi-lam would sit down right away. Yeah, you must be the type who plays mahjong. I went to bed too early last night. No. Not that early. I actually waited for you guys until three. Past three. I was still holding onto a bit of hope. Talk about it on the way to the airport. It’s just a chat, right? Just chatting, right? Just chatting. If it’s just chatting, we can do that back home. If we’re just chatting, can we switch to a round table? It’s a bit far to reach, I have to shout. Can you hear me? I just saw Ren Zhong. He’s actually listening. Listening attentively. Okay, what’s next? We should be two teams competing. But now you two look like sidekicks. Who? Who said that? Based on temperament, that’s actually true. I’m “Mountain Chicken” bro. I’m “Earth Chicken.” Alright, let’s welcome everyone to Wuha. All the guests today are excellent actors. But do you want to show our clips as well? Don’t we deserve to have our own clips? It must have been tough, the production team really had a hard time. But honestly, you really haven’t acted in a long time. I must have. No problem. No, I have nothing to air. Should I air a clip of your floor cleaner? That works too. That’s pretty hardcore too. Hardcore. Can’t we air “Sniper”? Can’t we air “Sniper”? What else is there? But honestly, besides Zeng Xiaoxian, there are others. Shut up. Yeah, we mentioned one yesterday. We talked about one at the dinner table. “Animal Management Bureau” Our “Animal Management Bureau” I said, what is “Animal Management Bureau”? You’ll get attacked online for that. “Animal Management Bureau” is really popular. Really? Really. What exactly is “Animal Management Bureau”? “Animal Management Bureau” “Animal Management Bureau” So between “Animal Management Bureau” and Zeng Xiaoxian, which one is more popular? Zeng Xiaoxian is a bit more popular. Hurry. Come on. I’m going to die. This story teaches us not to look down on others. Because you might be looked down on by others too. On the other hand, don’t get discouraged just because others look down on you. Because you might also look down on others at any time. It’s exactly because I always believe this that I’ve made it to today. Alright, welcome to “Wu Ha”. But because Chun-ge and Zhilin-ge and Naiwen Naiwen-ge and that one… It’s okay, if you can’t remember the name, you don’t have to force it. I’m not very familiar with that person. Let’s play a little game first. So everyone can get to know each other. This game has something to do with acting skills. Done. In a moment, we’ll do an activity. Everyone will get a slip of paper. The slip will have the name of a country on it. Each person’s country will be different. Seven of the countries will have a sentence. The sentence will be written in Chinese. Some slips won’t have a sentence. They’ll only have the country’s name. You’ll have to make up your own sentence. What does that mean? Actually, this is an undercover game. We’ll play a ten-player round. Each person’s slip will have a country. Three people won’t have a sentence. Those are the undercover players. It’s all about acting skills. You have to act out the sentence yourself. After everyone has spoken, we’ll vote to find the undercover player. I don’t think it has anything to do with the note. Yeah, it has nothing to do with the note. The key is to catch the undercover. Right. This has nothing to do with acting skills. Yeah, it’s not me. This is purely common knowledge about geography. I was just about to say this is— Acting is the least relevant here. Even in English, it’s hard to explain. They’re all undercovers. Come on, let’s do it. Haitao and Mianmian. You two be the hosts. You two host this segment. They’re hosting. You’re clearly saying these two can’t act. That’s a bit much. You’re not even letting them play. Does Zhilin still play mahjong every day? Every day, has to play. When I’m filming with Liangliang, she’s always video calling Zhilin. They’re always playing mahjong. Always playing mahjong. Really? Yeah. It’s completely random. There’s no arrangement at all. Come on, guys. Mind your own business. It’s obvious there are words here. There are words everywhere. The sentence you have in your hand has annotations from various countries on it In Chinese, it means “What are you looking at?” What are you looking at? Our goal is not to let others guess our things, right? No. It’s to find the person without a word. That way, you protect yourself. He will never understand. He will never, he can’t understand. I can’t understand either. You can’t understand either. You have a word too. Of course. I have a word, you don’t. Who is ready? If you’re ready like Chen He, you can go first. Let the one with the most representative works go first. Right. You know, he has over eighty albums. I’m a friend from Vietnam. What? You want… You work in a hotel, right? You curse so much. That’s obviously an undercover. It’s obvious. Obvious. I think He-ge is the undercover. Impossible. Mine is accurate—Vietnam. The countries definitely can’t repeat, right? No repeats. All ten countries are different. Oh no, look, I have Vietnam too. Vote him out. Alright, we can start the first round of voting. Okay, three, two, one. I was wrong. I was just joking. Just a joke. Let’s go one by one, okay? Let’s start from Lao Deng’s side. No, the best actors go last. What do you mean? You’re insulting all of us. I’ll go. I can act twice. Do you know why? Because this place is bilingual. Bilingual. That’s right. What is Mauritius? This is one way. Another way is That’s not “What are you looking at” either. Right. What does “yo yo” mean? No. I’m out of words. What does “yo yo” mean? Is this even a language? We can vote this round. I think we can vote this round. What? Chao, can you repeat what you just said? Do you still remember? Who can do it? I think we can vote this round. Alright, we still have two undercover players left. No. Didn’t you get which country I was talking about? What was it a former colony of? France. French. Right. But what you need to say is the sentence on the slip of paper. I really can’t do “What are you looking at.” What? Chao didn’t even understand the rules. Come on, no problem. Got one. Here’s the thing, your game has a problem. Explain the rules clearly. What exactly are the rules? We already explained them, Chao. Then what does “ni chou sha” mean? Isn’t everyone supposed to say “ni chou sha”? Everyone’s slip has a transliteration of “ni chou sha”. Transliterations from different countries. If you don’t have one, just make one up. Is it still “ni chou sha”? Yes. Yes, no problem. Yours is blank, right? No, mine is blank. But I’m still supposed to act out “ni chou sha”, right? Go ahead, Zhilin. Zhilin, which country is yours from? Hungary. That’s very authentic. What? Your contact. Three undercover agents. We found the three undercover agents. Let me tell you. Chun might also be a problem. Chun is here. Which country? Myanmar. What are you looking at? What are you looking at, huh? What are you looking at? You can’t even write this Chinese, Xiao Chun. Chun. We came back from Laos and Thailand. We’ve filmed shows there. We’re very familiar with the languages over there. It’s pretty much the same as in Thailand. There are differences, but it’s more or less similar. How about we do it next round? Just vote these three people out and it’ll be fine. Those three definitely have a problem. At least two of them have a problem. I think Chen He— Chen He has the biggest problem. So, do you want to try again? He has the biggest problem. Do you want to try again? I’m the undercover. Right. So you can’t say it. Yeah, you can’t say it, you have to— Act. I’m not. No, not like that— You, from Vietnam, are talking with the one from Myanmar. You are just— He sounds like he’s speaking Korean. Bro. Which country? Thailand. Why is it always… …the same? Why is it always… Are you guys in on this together? Southeast Asia. You three keep chatting. This one sounds like it. Kind of similar. It’s just Thai. Say it again. This question is just a bit too accurate. Yeah, way too standard. A bit too standard. Sounds made up. Yeah. I really have this. So who doesn’t have it, bro? Why are your hands shaking? Naiwen bro. You don’t need to say anything, just throw it. Throw it. It’s not even hard to make up. Finland is pretty much like the Northeast. Who? Cold. So the tone is about the same. But in Finland, they don’t roll their tongues. You’re the undercover. I think there’s a problem. There’s definitely a problem. Because the production team wouldn’t give you a note and then write “roll your tongue” in parentheses. Right. Isn’t that right? Yeah. Has any of you been to Finland? Okay. What about the rest? Definitely. Why are there holes everywhere? Why is it all holes? Too dangerous. Zhiling seems really guilty. Really guilty. Let’s throw Zhiling out first. I’m this one. Japan is easy. Everyone understands Japan. Seems like we understand everything. We might even understand everything in Japanese. So long. Wait, is this improvised? Hold on. This is pretty much what you were looking at. The ending isn’t right, is it? He added a modal particle. I just wanted it to sound more natural. What are you looking at? There’s a problem with this too. Then can you respond to it? What if I am looking at you? It’s that kind of thing. No more words are needed. Zixian, you might as well not have taken it down. There isn’t. Come. Brother Chong. It’s my turn, right? Brother Chong is here. I’m impressive now. I’m Saudi Arabia. That’s a really harsh thing to say. More comfortable than me. Much more comfortable than me. More comfortable than me. Even an Arab talking while riding a camel isn’t this harsh. There is. Look at me riding a camel. Then the two of us can ride together. Mine is just like a camel. I’m that Portugal. Forgot. Let me take a look. Forgot, still need to check. Let me see. Really. Maybe it’s just acting. What the heck. Recording past two o’clock. We can’t record until two. Can’t record past two. Can’t stand it. You can be the one to record past two. We’re almost done. Mine is… What are you holding? You have Japanese, right? No, Estonian. Alright, that’s fine. Okay, let’s go, guys. Vote for Chao if you support him, raise your hand. Why again? I have to perform first and vote first again. Why do you have a problem with me? Start from that side, from that side. Which side? Why are we starting from that side again? That side is fine too, come on. Come on, Hanyu. One, two, three, vote. Alright, safe. Safe This is fine This one is very comfortable This should be real Seems real Brother Chun raises his hand One for Brother Chun I vote Okay Mine Mine really had a hint I’ll just go with this This one I think this one No one voting? I’ll vote Me too Two votes Two votes Very suspicious of this one I vote, me Three votes Four votes It’s like you all have been to Finland Then can I change mine? Haven’t been to Finland Mainly, he explained too much Yeah A bit too much acting Didn’t I just say that? Thailand, ASEAN (Association of Southeast Asian Nations) He Ge is probably real. To be honest about this, It’s hard to be honest if you have to write this out. I vote. I vote for Da Ge. Xiaochun Ge really looks like it. Three votes. That’s three votes. How do I have four votes? Suddenly everyone teamed up. Are you looking for the blank card? You’re not looking for the undercover, right? No, they’re trying to balance things out. Okay, moving on. No votes left for Chao Ge. That’s it, no more votes. Okay. Now, you two have the most votes. You two have to compete in another round. There really is a “flick tongue”. Na Wen took out a slip of paper and said, There really is a “flick tongue”. Then there’s no need to discuss it. We can vote Na Wen out first. There really is a “flick tongue”. In that case, you two… Right now, it’s all because of one thing. Let’s negotiate a bit. Alright, there’s a scenario. If you want to be thrown out I can give this to you Finland We have to get it I can’t launch myself out No, I think that’s how it is That sentence just now gave it away They even want me to roll my tongue. Yeah. That’s over-explaining. No, it literally says “roll tongue” in parentheses. And Naiwen is showing off a bit too. Yeah. Even adding tongue-rolling and stuff. Bro, the outcome is set. The outcome is set. It says “roll tongue” in parentheses right there. Bro, I get it. Because there’s more coming up. Don’t you guys have any hints? Bro, trust me on this. There are still three more rounds. Let’s hurry up. Okay. Wait, aren’t there any hints? Is it that you guys… Please vote. Then I’ll just vote for myself and be done. Take a look. They didn’t ask you to roll your tongue. Undercover. Let me tell you, it’s very likely that we have two undercover agents competing against each other. It’s possible. It could be. It’s very likely to be Brother Xiaochun. I’m telling you, it’s Brother Chun. These two are very suspicious. Right. That’s right. Really. It really is him. There’s no suspense at all. Not at all. There’s only one undercover left. Let’s just get to it. Raise your hand if you want to vote for Chao. Think it over again. You can’t just all vote for Central Academy. You can’t just all vote for Central Academy. Then you guys are Central Academy, we’re Shanghai Theatre. No problem. Yeah, that’s right. Right. I followed the rules very strictly. And it’s bilingual. Hurry up. Because I played this role in a movie. But the one I played was honestly just made up. I originally wanted to play that kind. But that kind is a bit… Chao, just say what’s on your slip. What does your slip tell you to say? My slip says… I’m the undercover. I’m not playing anymore. This counts as giving up. I’m the undercover. The main thing is, I didn’t hear the question clearly. That was caught way too fast. No, it’s like this. Those two hosts have a problem. I just realized. So many people. So many people understood. No. Tell us, what’s the problem? He just told you to read the one below. Chao, just say what’s on your slip. What does your slip tell you to say? You’re talking to an undercover. I read out the one below. Isn’t it just “I’m the undercover”? No, Chao, it’s that you couldn’t keep your cool. You messed it up. It’s okay. No one was very familiar in the first round, right? With this game. Now we’re familiar. Now that we’re familiar, let’s do it again. This was just a warm-up. A warm-up. The next sentence means, in Chinese, Use your brain. Being an undercover agent is still more fun. It’s not that being an undercover agent isn’t fun. Brother Chun, stop making things up. Brother Chun went to check. Go take a look, here we go again. Come from that side. Russia. Okay. Romania. Romania Doesn’t seem staged This is just too… Say it again Last chance Last time Hey, Roma(nia) You entered the world beauty pageant Hey, Romania Right? Okay “You missed” Ren Zhong is definitely a blank slate Let me hear what you have to say first Go ahead Japan Japan again This one’s been thrown out Why is it Japan again? Are you still using the same card as before? No Did you pick the wrong one because you were nervous? No, it’s Japan Made it up on the spot No Just go with this word This time it has to go out Naiwen Look, I wrote it right here Does this have parentheses, bro? Yes Parentheses again Italy Who dares to vote for me? Do you like the erhua sound that much? You’re too… You’re too… Italian trilled R It didn’t prompt me to roll my tongue. No prompt again. Bro From Thailand Seems like that’s right. Yes, this one. Hungary It’s quite genuine. Our French is really good. What? Bro, our understanding of France we have some doubts about it. You have nothing. Isn’t that right? That’s right. The undercover agent didn’t change last round, right? Mongolia. Okay Chao Come on Jiangxi Malaysia How Did you do it Really? Yes, really. Go ahead and throw. Send one over here. What are you doing? You. You… I’ll give him another vote. Add a vote. I’ll add another vote. We can’t turn on each other. Wait, you’re sweating so much. I’m just hot. I really do have it. No, it means… You guys regret it now, right? It shows that Naiwen is really kind-hearted. Yeah. What does this have to do with kindness? The problem is, it shows you all aren’t kind enough. Let’s go first. Go ahead. I have it. Show it. Really. That’s right, isn’t it? That’s right, isn’t it? Alright, second round of voting. Let’s vote for the real one. Who Chun Ge I’m a blank again Take it out Look. It’s really completely different. I can’t play this anymore. Look at me, man. I’m way too relaxed. Didn’t I lose? They’re just voting for the last round. Let those two go, the two of them. Who is that? Is it that Japanese one? Just vote directly. Let’s just vote. Please vote. This is important. Take it seriously, it’s really important. One, two, three. It’s really important. It’s a tie, Zhiling and Ren Zhong are tied. It’s a tiebreaker, say a few words. Is it possible to have them read it backwards? Read it backwards? I can’t even read it forwards. And you want it backwards? You only have three characters. I have eight characters. I have four characters. I have eight characters. Why are the two “blank slates” dissing each other? Seriously. Actually, they’re not blank slates. Alright, three, two, one. You two, please vote. You. Getting anxious. Four to two. Zhiling, show us. It’s true again. It’s really too hard to pronounce. Come on, man, okay? Really. It really is true. It’s really hard to pronounce. I said, even if you read it backwards, it’s still hard to pronounce. It’s really hard to say. This is so hard to pronounce. La. Lagesha. Yaxilta. Yeah, I’m already pretty good, right? Who are the three undercover agents? The three old-timers from “Wu Ha” are really annoying. Do you know what I’m talking about? It still has to be the regulars, see? What I was thinking for my line is this: I’m afraid I’ll forget. I have to find one that’s close by. I just took the note from above. I saw there was writing on it. Then I read it upside down. You’re amazing. Very smooth. Okay. That’s fine. This acting was a success. He read it according to this. What are you doing? All the experience has been learned. Naiwen, all the experience has been learned. Okay. Next, let’s sit on two sides, is that okay? We’ll always sit on this side. And the guests will sit on this side. The guests sit here. You sit here. Okay. Sit a bit farther from them. Okay, next— Let’s get into today’s real topic. Today, it’s a six-on-six showdown. Let’s see which side are the real men. It’s definitely them. It’s definitely them. Only a true man can sit on this “throne.” As soon as I lifted it, Sister Cai’er was sitting over there. That would be amazing, really. Alright, next up is this game. The rules are quite complicated. I need to explain it to everyone in detail. This is too complicated. Your Majesty. Each person draws a card. That’s the joker. “Eat” All the number cards “Eat” Little Joker “captures” Big Joker But Little Joker With all the number cards they are equal in rank they have the same value Number card 5 “beats” 4 4 “beats” 3, 3 “beats” 2 That makes sense This is too complicated Stop explaining Who can “beat” the Little Joker? Among all the number cards the smallest one “beats” the Little Joker This is way too complicated What does that mean? What does that mean? What is this? When everyone is present 2 can “take” the little joker If 2 is eliminated 3 3 can “take” the little joker So First, what counts as losing? If one side’s big joker is eliminated That side loses But there’s another situation If one side’s little joker is eliminated then no one can catch the big joker, right? So the only way for that side to win is to “wipe out” the city If they eliminate all the cards, they can still win Still don’t get it, right? Did you understand? I understood I understood the order So which cards are best for us to have? They all counter each other So we need to find the big joker and eliminate it first Then it will be much more reliable Right? Seems like it It’s the other one It’s the red team Brother Chong is about the same as me. No, that’s just doing it to yourself. No. How does that even work? You’re crazy. You’re crazy, doing it to yourself. You guys are the black cards. Black cards “eat” red cards. We use black cards to “eat” red cards. It’s just eating each other. Right. Yeah, for example, For example, So what are the rules of the game? Listen to the rest. See, I’m still moving things forward. Everyone splits up to have a meeting Then we decide how to distribute the cards Who is the King, who is the Joker After the game starts We need to switch between two locations After we move to the next location One team will set off first The team that goes first can set up an ambush You can still ambush Right Then when both sides meet Like this Just put your hand on the other person Just tap them once That’s enough If you touch them, you compare cards Then you can compare cards If only your fingernail brushes them, it doesn’t count Got it Understood How do you play it? It’s about catching people. That’s right. Catching people, that’s it. Does anyone have any other questions? No questions. Yes. The “4” you mentioned earlier— A tie card. Does it get “captured”? No, it can move in either direction. If it’s a tie, start over. It can move. Zhiling, you matched with just two cards. If you can’t “eat,” then you match. Matching cards. Match. That’s it, that’s all you need to do. Just match, and that’s fine. How do you defend? It’s just— Run Everyone, remember the meeting now. Everyone, split up to distribute the cards and attend your respective meetings. Okay. Come on, let’s have the meeting. Let’s go. This is where we have our meetings. Where we have our meetings. Great. There are also binoculars and rope. That’s not necessary, is it? This is way too much. So if 2 is “out,” then 3 can “take” the little king. Right. That’s how you should think about it. Yeah, so this is important too. But if 2 is “out,” then 3 can “take” the little king. Keep your voice down. Keep your voice down, I’m always worried. The resonance is too strong. I’m just afraid the big king will run into 5. “Little joker” 5 No, only the “little joker” can do it. No. Only the little king can. Only the big king can “take” 5. No. Right. I’m the King. If he “dies,” I’ll be exposed right away. Do you know that? I’m just worried he’ll run into 5. You can also be the “Little (Ghost).” The “Little Ghost” can only “catch” the King. Let’s finish soon and eat first. You’re the Little King. I’ll go. You go “hunt.” Okay. I’ll take this one. Right, if you can’t run, you be the King. If you say King, don’t say “ba.” Alright. Then you’re the King. So, 5 and the Little King are the ones who need to be very strong. They need to run fast. Right. Then you pick one. I’m fine with anything. You’re fast too. Mianzi is fast too. Yeah, Mianzi and him, they’re the fastest. Which one of you two is coming? Wait, those shoes look really familiar. Isn’t that Ren Zhong? No, that one over there is wearing blue pants. Sneak over quietly. Are there any people in black? Give me the clothes. Give me one. Is Chun going or not? Also— I can go. Okay. Does anyone have an extra camera? Give me one, come on. Like this. Right, you have to film. You really look the part. Don’t I? Alright, you go ahead first. Brother Chun Why are you recording this? Seriously. No one here uses an action camera to film. Yeah. What are you doing? If you had used a real camera, I might have believed you. That’s true. So, I’ll tag Brother Chun first. The game has started, bro. We didn’t get our cards. We don’t have any cards. Really? No cards. Let’s go back. I said we should use a big camera. I told you, we should use a big camera. We’re back. Ren Zhong got exposed. Using the action camera gave us away. Holding up an action camera like that— People will notice right away. Give it back to him—who had it just now? This action camera can record their stuff. Right? Yeah. I’ll try saying I didn’t bring the action camera. And then just go with them. That’s fine. Just leave it there. Okay. Come over openly. This is… A betrayal. Zhilin. Zhilin. He’s come to surrender. He might say, We don’t harm envoys. When two armies are at war… Do you want to be our leader? Come, Zhilin, have a seat. Come on. No, just asking if you want to. Um… Do you want to? Change clothes? Actually, we… We were thinking about that. Change clothes. Makeup. Like, makeup and stuff. Do you want to? You mean sneakers and all that, right? Yeah, now we’re like those dressed in that seventies style. What do you guys think? Looks good. Do you have shoes? Do you have shoes? Did you bring them? I have them. What about you guys? We’ve already changed. Also, do you want to check if there’s anything in the back? When’s the meal break? When do we eat? Let’s try to gather some “intel.” Zhiling, can you say roughly which number you are? I am… I am… I want to pick 2. You guys haven’t divided it up, right? No. Is there any eavesdropping equipment? No. Eavesdropping device. Really, there isn’t. Do we still need to eavesdrop? Did he leave any eavesdropping equipment here? Could it be left here? No. This—whose is this? It’s mine. It got found so quickly. Is it really that easy to guess? I didn’t expect that. Just leave this here. That’s enough, sorry. On your side, there’s a bit of a sense of “trickery and deception.” Sorry, I’ll go first. I’m a bit confused about who’s actually a regular. The operation failed. They definitely noticed. Alright. Yes, if you go over like that, for sure— If you go over like that, it definitely is— If I were 5, If I were— After the clash, it’s a tie. If it’s a tie, the other side might be 5. It could be the Joker. Then who “beats” the Joker? 2. The smallest one “beats” the Joker. The smallest number card on the table. When 2 “dies,” it becomes 3 “eats.” Here we go again. Why are they… You really like doing this part, huh? I don’t really get it. Here we go again. A camera filming another camera Why is there one person missing again? That’s good then. Where is Ren Zhong? He went off to film again. Don’t take shortcuts anymore. Hurry back. This part goes like this. It turned into a selfie. Take this footage back. No, not there—tie it to the pole. Really? Yeah. Tied up. Yeah, he was found out. Mr. Ren just went over to investigate. No, if he was really tied up… Then we have to… Bring it back to him. Bring it back to him. Let’s get him later. He’s not much use anyway. They’re panicking. They’re really panicking now. They’re panicking. Actually, we could just play with open cards against them. I’ve never seen anyone play with open cards. Yeah. Just write directly on the vest. No setup is ever foolproof. Let me tell you, drawing cards— The best way is to draw cards like this. Everyone draws one card. Leave it to fate. And no one looks at their own card. Don’t look. So, do you dare to play like this? That’s what reality shows are like. Just play blind. That’s what makes it exciting. It’s too loud. Come on. Just the first card. Whoever looks is the “dog”. Instead of saying it out loud, I’m number 2. Whoever looks is the “dog”. Just hand it over, that’s fine. Hand it over. No, you need to know what you are. I don’t know. I don’t know myself either. Don’t know, don’t look. Play blind. Isn’t it exciting? You have to remember it well. I’ve remembered it, I know. Everyone, come to the front first. Come to the front one by one. No tactics at all. Hold it yourself, don’t look. So exciting. But this one got caught. Then later, the two of us ran into each other and checked cards. I don’t even know who I am. Act, just act. That’s great. Everyone is a 5. Everyone is a king. We don’t even know ourselves. Alright, let’s go. Come quickly, “Your Majesty” has been tied up. Come quickly, “Your Majesty” has been tied up. I need to go save them. They’ve been tied up. Is it true? But we haven’t agreed yet. They’ve already made the plan. I still have a hand of cards here. I won’t go over there, that’s too fierce. So aggressive. Brother Shanzi. Next time, it won’t be like this. Next time will be more serious. Be careful. This is just the appetizer. Brother Chun. Feels good, need to take a shower. Brother Chun, I might offend you today. So confident, like you have everything under control. I really want to know, after you paid such a big price, was it worth it? Let me tell you, Mianmian, definitely has some connection with “General Fan”. I’m number 2. Scratch it, otherwise it’s wasted. Scratch it. Scratch it, or else it’s for nothing. They’re too ruthless. Let’s get the strong tape ready too. So let’s act like them now. Qilin definitely Qilin is number 5. Right? The one entrusted with an important task. Zhiling and Chun are a bit “lazy”. But someone with his abilities he must be the main attacker. They didn’t use this method, did they? No, they definitely wouldn’t use it. It’s still too conventional. They probably drew randomly just now. They didn’t assign roles. Let’s draw randomly too. Tactics are tactics, random is random. Come on, brothers, you draw first. Alright. I’m number 2. I’m the one who “killed” Little Wang. Okay, I’m number 3. Which number are you? I’m number 5. I’m already pretty big. It’s decided. Naiwen, this really suits you. Alright. I’ve got goosebumps all over. Come up. Go for it right away, no fear. Okay? No fear, just go for it right from the start. Who’s afraid of whom? Okay. Bro Are we really going to do this? Don’t try to talk me out of it. Before, we had no choice. Now, we can’t give up. Is it worth it? You don’t understand. Once you’ve tried it, you can never forget it. You know that? No, when you say it like that, bro, I really can’t understand, it’s hard to get. This is the flavor. Zhenxi Coconut Latte Lava Ice Cream. Full of coconut aroma, paired with a coffee lava center. The taste is absolutely wonderful. It’s perfect to eat in Hainan. Alright, I get it. So, how do we actually make it? We must treat Zhen Xiaoxi well. That way, we can enjoy ice cream freely in Hainan. We’ll count on this. Got it? Go ahead. Alright. Where are they? They haven’t arrived yet. I have to admit, this is really comfortable. Boss. Do you have anything to eat? Is that Jay Chou? Jay Chou The boss lady said “Jay Chou” is here. Call me “Jay Chou.” So handsome. They must be selling noodles here, right? Can we borrow your electric scooter for a bit? They call me “Jay Chou.” I’ve been recognized. I’ve been found out. Even though I disguised myself so well. They also recognized me as “Jay Chou.” If you want to eat, I’ll make it for you. Sure. I’ll eat here. Let’s check out the place. Because another group will be coming later. Can we borrow your electric scooter for a bit? Sure, no problem. So boring. Bring them all to me. Let’s get an electric scooter and check this out. Feels pretty wild, doesn’t it? It gives off a kind of preconceived feeling. Take a look. At this place. I think we can film a segment in the billiard hall. Hello. Hello. Do you all live here? Yes. What time do people play basketball? Six o’clock. Usually at six. When the sun sets. Right. Is there a ball? Can you get me a basketball? Yes. You have one? Yes. Get me one, please. Okay. Alright, I’ll get one. Get one, we’ll play in a bit. Okay. Is that alright? Yes. This is so comfortable. Is this the billiard hall? Really? He probably hasn’t seen my work yet. It’s okay, we’ll be able to see it soon. Another team will be competing with us later. Can you help us out later, okay? Is this Wuha? Wuha is Wuha. Finally, someone watched it. None of you watched, so I had to take off my glasses. So sad. Not watching. We older folks don’t watch. You all should watch too. Right? We need to enrich our cultural life. We’ve been here since morning. It’s been tough. We’ve been sitting here until now. Really, it’s been so hard. All just to see you. Amazing. Amazing. Really. Thank you. You only love us, right? Right. You can’t love them, okay? Okay. You can’t support them. Okay. I think if we can catch and keep it on us “General Fan” keep it on us we can “interrogate” them The production team said we can “interrogate” them I think if we can catch “General Fan” You mean we should deal with the threatening ones first Yes Here, keep it on you They They won’t be this cautious So that means I need to watch out for “General Fan” Come on, if we catch him, tie him up first Pull off his leg hair, quick, come on We tie them up What’s the point of that I was just tied to a pillar by them I have to tie one of them up in return Okay It’s useless Who is this Haitao Haitao Renzhong Haitao What’s up, bro? Haitao I want to discuss something with you. What’s up, bro? Go ahead. Trying to bribe you. Bro, I’m on speaker. Everyone can hear you like this. I’ll talk to you alone in a bit, just us two. Okay. Come on, Chun has something to ask you, hurry. Just say who you all are. How is this bribing? No sincerity at all, just asking directly. This bribe is really lacking in sincerity. I’m dumb, I… No, just asking randomly. Haitao, we also… I know it’s hard for you to say who the boss is. It really puts you in a tough spot. Can you just tell me who isn’t? Who isn’t, right. See, you changed the way you asked. Now it’s much easier for me. Right, isn’t it? I’ll just ask you who isn’t, that’s enough. Alright, see? You don’t have to answer directly. Look, I think… He is definitely not. Right? He He, right now Right now is not He is not Right? He isn’t He is a “traitor” Which one is he He isn’t right now But he could be He’s on the phone talking to someone about our identities We can still switch Okay Has been bribed But I think it’s like this They’re bribing people right now But I haven’t agreed yet Du Haitao He’s on the phone with someone talking about our identities. Ren Zhong called him. He said he wants to “turn him over” to our side. Mianmian, Mianmian, you’re fine. Mianmian, I know you’re not a problem. You don’t have an identity, right? Each of us has an identity. Everyone, all five of us, have one. Then you definitely— The two of them are right here. Just catch them directly. Alright, Haitao. Haitao. You’re walking around downstairs so openly. I know you’re definitely not the boss, right? No, you called me. So I came out to talk. Otherwise, there are too many people inside, too much gossip. Let’s not have everyone hear about our business. Got it. Alright, I understand. Actually, it’s very simple. As soon as they get out of the car, we rush forward. Whoever steps back, whoever steps forward, whoever steps back, it’s obvious—the one who moves forward is number 5. Are the others lying in ambush somewhere else? Open the door. Brother Chun. Are they “zombies”? Here’s another one coming this way. You Lie down there Come He, you come up So, what’s your role? I’m “Jay Chou” The owner of this shop has always treated me as “Jay Chou” and keeps asking me when the next concert will be held Come This game ends here We stopped them directly It hasn’t started yet, right? It started, the gong has sounded Wait a moment Come, come down Like this, come, I’ll go down How about this? I’ll give you a chance So that this show doesn’t end so quickly You say You send a representative There’s a billiard hall over there You come with me One-on-one How about a one-on-one? Play billiards Yes Chun, go Come on. Go ahead. It hasn’t even started yet. And you’re already messing around. I called you, gave you a chance. My seafood hasn’t even arrived and you’re already coming at me. You’re finished. You’re done for, Chun. Don’t blame me, little Chun. What are you? Yes. The king. It’s hard for me to say what I am. I can only say I’m a big shot. Five. What number is Chun again? Four. I misspoke. I meant for him to play billiards. Not to hit people. Wait a moment, I’ll wait for them to come. Don’t be afraid, it’s okay. We’ll still be friends in the future, Brother Chun. Alright, who touched whom? Teacher, here’s what happened. Just now, we were happily ordering food. Then Chen He was mistaken for “Jay Chou.” The boss kept asking me when the next concert would be held. These glasses I’m wearing now I might not be able to take them off during today’s recording. While I was sharing this, Brother Chun patted my left shoulder. Okay. Haitao has been “captured.” Alright. Protect Chun Ge. Come on. Then Haitao must have played a 2. Right. Could he be a little joker? “General Fan” is staying far away from us. Why are you hiding so far away? Chun goes straight to find the boss. What’s the point of Chun coming to me? It only starts when the gong is struck. Like Xiao Wang. My seafood hasn’t arrived yet. You can’t talk now. Your right to speak is revoked. Like this. Because I ordered food. Can you not cover my mouth? No. You have to stick leg hair to get in the car. Let’s go. Didn’t expect it to be so fast, Haitao. Stick leg hair—didn’t you say stick leg hair? Don’t pull it off. Say it. Who’s the king? I won’t say. Even if you “beat” me to death, I still won’t say. Don’t you guys… Are you going to talk or not? Don’t mess around like this. Are you going to talk or not? That really hurts. Now you know how serious this is, right? I know. Talk. Who is the boss? I’ll tell you. I don’t know anything. Chun is definitely the one. Chun is definitely number 5. It’s very simple. As soon as we get out of the car, we rush forward. It’s obvious at a glance. The one in front is number 5. Guys, I want to say something. How about taking a look? Is it really that unlucky? How about this—let me take a look, okay? What is it? Won. I can trade with you. What is it? I’m 5. You can’t lie to us. Why would I lie to you? Don’t try to fool me. I’m afraid he’ll trick me. Then you can attack indiscriminately. Right. I’ll just sit over there and eat seafood. They’ll come looking for me. I’ll go get them. I should feel I feel pretty good about myself. Look, they’re all avoiding me. Such an aura. Do you realize you’ve already been tricked? You’re the king. Who are you pointing at? Who are you pointing at? Let me tell you. Qilin is the little king. You guessed right. So what should I do? My part is done for this episode. Haitao, you’re coming with us. We can get in the car. Getting in the car again. So serious. Chao, you guys go ahead and do your thing. I’ll play with them for a bit. Okay. Boss, what are you making for me to eat? This. The seafood in Hainan is amazing. Delicious. So fresh. No seasoning needed. You get out of the car. Wait a moment. No. Let’s discuss first, he can’t hear us. No, I won’t see them again. No, you’ll message them. No. You don’t want me on your side either. And they don’t want me here. Then what about me? Wait, this rule— Haitao. Can he pass messages? Yes. There are no rules in this game. See? Anyway, right now, protecting Chun is the most important thing. You know that, right? But they don’t know who I am either. Right. I think, otherwise, let’s just have Haitao go down. Okay. I’m saying, let him go down. Since you’ve “captured” me, we’re on the same side now. If I go down now, they won’t want me either. Whether they want you or not, it’s up to them. You go down first, hurry up. Wait, let me give you some advice. No, don’t try that. How about this— Haitao, you give us an idea. Go ahead. I’ll give an idea? What’s the situation now? Haitao, here’s the thing— Who do you think we should go after next from your team? Pick one. I think this is the way to go. It’s important who we go after next. But I think first, we should protect ourselves. Alright, you go down first. Go on, get going. My… My black tape… The gong has sounded. A six-on-six showdown. Let’s see which side has the real men. You’ve been exposed, Deng Chao. You guys were exposed long ago. It’s obvious at a glance. The one ahead is number 5. None of you know where I am. What are we playing? We don’t just push others. We have to push ourselves too. Why is this game like this? Are they “zombies”? Haitao has been “captured”. Could he be a little king? When two armies clash, how can you turn your back to the enemy? How could you be so careless? I’m going to get them. Speak. Who is the king? I wouldn’t tell even if you “beat” me. You said he’s the little king. Bro, you’re the undercover one, aren’t you? Who are you chasing? He’s here. It feels like he won. What’s going on?